"Thread #122 Short Stories"
By FingerbangingMLP (https://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP)

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Created on: Sunday 19th of October 2014 02:32:56 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 11:15:17 AM UTC


>You are Anon
>Supreme overlord of your harem, king of high school, fucker of pussy
>Right in it
>Yeah
>All that was totally true
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>But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
>It was so scary that everyone died.

The End.

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>You awake to the sound of a loud fucking bang, you instinctively bolt up off the couch/bed. It’s the television
>You left it on overnight.
>Scared the shit out of you. You notice that in the process Rainbow Dash rolled onto the floor. 
>Your sudden movements invoke a moan from dash, her slumber having been disturbed.
>Gently, you apologize for your stupidity and kiss her on the head, half a mind on the plan for the day.
>Today is Monday, there’s work to be done.
>You can't sleep for the rest of the night.
>End up just staying awake until the alarm rings.
>Dash instantly gets up out of bed and heads into the shower.
>You want to join her, but she locks the door and tells you there's no time.
>You both eventually eat breafkast and head out the door.
>Get into the car on the passenger side as Dash gets into the driver's seat.
>She drives faster than you, ensuring that you'll get there in time.
>She speeds tha car over to the office building as you fall asleep in the passenger seat.
>Imagine yourself going back in time and waking Dash up earlier so you can spend time with her in the shower.
>Sex.
>"Oh my god, Anon! Really?" Dash's voice wakes you up.
>Look down.
>Fucking wet dreams, man.

>well this is... somewhat uncomfortable.
>You were now sitting, resting in your own bodily fluid
>This was sure to be a fun day, right?
- - - - - -
>Form then, it didn't take too long to get to the office building.
"Rainbow, I'm covered in my own fluids, we couldnt have stopped for more pants?"
>RD: "No time Anon. Just tough it out for today.
"We're at the office, I can't just walk in other alike this!"
>RD: "Then you're going to have to figure something out, I'm late.