"Request Anon - Anon Gets Some General Tsos"
By FingerbangingMLP (https://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP)

URL: https://pastebin.com/GVfCZERq
Created on: Saturday 13th of February 2016 02:07:49 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 11:01:18 AM UTC


>Be Anon
>Friday night
>Your part time job is killing you
>At least you have your girlfriend to bear through with 
>Oh how you loved Twilight
>You both share a hunger for food
>She may love food more than you do though
>Getting home, you're exhausted 
>Luckily Twilight is there to greet you

>"Hey hon', how was work?" she asks

"Same as always babe" you say

>"Aww don't worry, maybe we could eat out tonight!" she says assuringly 

"You know, that does sound like a good idea"

>"C'mon honey, I'll drive"

>Not changing or anything, the both of you leave to your car 
>You get buckled and lay back
>It feels good to unwind
>Would be better on your couch, but whatever 
>Twilight starts the engine and pulls out of your driveway
>God this girl was so good to you
>She knows how hard you work, especially when it's killing you
>She appreciates you
>Twilight knows when to take charge for her Anon-bee
>She always liked calling you that for some reason
>Pinkie Pie would call you "Nonny" 
>The dim, orange lights of the street poles sunk into the car in intervals
>Light in, light out
>The radio is turned off
>Twilight understood when it was nice to just listen to the enviroment
>Now you both are going to relax and chow

>"Where are we gonna eat hon'?" Twilight asks

>Huh
>It hasn't occurred to you

"I'm not too sure baby, you pick a place tonight"

>"No no, it's fine, you pick honey, I'll eat whatever"

"I'm okay with eating whatever too Twi"

>"Well, we have to pick somewhere"

"How about McPhillies? Just around the corner"

>"No hon' those guys are just mourner, what about about sandwich king?"

"Babe their sandwiches don't give me a ring"

"What about that Chinese place over there?"

>"Love, the waitress is a scare!"

"Then where the hell will we go?"

>"Anon-bee, I don't know"

>The both of you are exasperated having sang that 
>The fuck just happened?
>Anyways
>Twilight stops into a parking garage 

>"What are you hungry for?"

"Something that isn't a bore"

>The both of you look at each other in the eyes

>"How about the drive-thru please?"

>I said no
>She said yes
>I said no
>She said yes
>I said no
>She said pleeeease

"Oh baby, no"

>"But honey yes"