"PowerfulStache - Never Gonna Give Rares Up"
By FingerbangingMLP (https://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP)

URL: https://pastebin.com/EhK9wcw5
Created on: Monday 7th of October 2013 01:33:58 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 11:30:11 AM UTC


>Be Rick Astley, at the Fall Formal. 
>Rarity is your date, and is quite the wonderful dancer. 
>All of a sudden, your song comes on. 

>Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

>Before you can woo Rarity with your epic moves, that asshole Flash Sentry and his gang walk in. 
>Flash sprays Waifu Bait on himself, instantly being surrounded by at least 10 girls, including Rarity. 
>Through the ceiling, you are given what you need by your ogrelord. 
>A 12 Gauge Shotgun. 

>You walk up to Flash, and fire a warning shot into the air, causing the horde to disperse. 
>Flash and his gang are left standing in the open, as the chorus of the song approaches. 
>You raise your shotgun, reading to fire into the crowd. 

"Never gonna give a fuck!"

>You pop off a few shells, seeing Snips and Snails drop to the floor in a bloody heap. 

"Never gonna let you live!"

>You see the autistic fatass that is Chad fall to the floor, trying to scramble his way out through the door. 
>Before he can escape, you walk up to him and stomp his head into the ground.

"Get Ricksterminated!"

>Finally, you see the Waifu stealing asshole himself, Flash Sentry, stopped dead in his tracks. 
>You raise your shotgun one last time, pointing it straight at his crotch. 

"You're never gonna run around and steal Waifus!"

>You empty the shell into his crotch, watching as he falls to the floor, withering in pain. 
>Spitting on him, you walk away with a grin on your face back to Rarity. 
>Taking a closer look, you realize that it was never Rarity, but rather Gaben. 

"Half-Life is over, Rick."