"Nadsnek - The Best TItle of All TIme"
By FingerbangingMLP (https://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP)

URL: https://pastebin.com/HkHUBFGQ
Created on: Saturday 13th of February 2016 02:17:34 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 11:01:17 AM UTC


>You are Anonymous, professional green person
>Average student, or below, but who cares?
>Right now you just wish you were anywhere but school
>You really think you should try to get more sleep
>Sometimes you go against your better judgement and stay awake playing games or on a rare occasion you write stories
>You're running on about 4 hours of sleep at most, struggling to stay awake in your 5th period math class
>Thankfully you don't go every period alone
>You look over to your left to see your purple haired friend Twilight
>You've been friends since you moved here
>You two met in the library trying to check out a textbook for your chemistry class
>Everything is getting blurry and after a moment, you wonder why everything is black
>The feeling of a fist going into your right bicep alerts you
>You open your eyes and turn to Twilight while mumbling
"Hey, calm down I'm up, I'm up..."
>You wipe your eyes and look back up
>She might not look like it, but she can punch if she's bothered with someone pretty hard
>"Anon, please sleep more, you're gonna end up flunking if you don't!"
>You have a B in this class
"I'm sure I'll be fine, Twi."
>You ended up friends after a series of bump ins
>You weren't stupid, you just wanted to spend time with her more honestly
>You've had a thing for her for a while now
>Fortunately for you, you don't go full beta when you talk to her
>Like 60% of the time anyway. You're a completely, normal person that browses anonymous image boards and watches a cartoon about donkeys
>It's a family show, alright?
>"And what if you're not, what if you fail and live all alone for the rest of your lie, what if-"
>You put a finger to her mouth
"Twi. You're getting a little loud don't you think?"
>You look around you, at least 4 or 5 people are looking your way