"Cowoncrutches-Adventures of Trevor Phillips and M.D. Flutter"
By FingerbangingMLP (https://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP)

URL: https://pastebin.com/79d8zLNJ
Created on: Monday 13th of January 2014 02:32:06 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 11:26:31 AM UTC


TAOTPAMDFS:Talking to Women feat. Flash Sentry

"Ayy Bish, wanna make muh dick wet?"
"YOU UNCULTURED CLEMENTINE COLOURED FUCK!"
>Trevor hits flash with a crowbar.
"Treat her with some goddamn respect, you tangerine looking shit!"
>Trevor spits on Flash.
"Trevor, y-you shouldn't have done that. H-he could be hurt."
"I fucking hope so. Nice tits, by the way."
"T-thank you?"
"No need to thank me, I just love good tits."
>Fluttershy bandages Flash's head.
>Flash wakes up.
"N-now, you t-two kiss and make up, okay?"
>Trevor leans over Flash.
"You heard her. Pucker up, you orange flavoured motherfucker."