"Anon - The Statue"
By FingerbangingMLP (https://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP)

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Created on: Saturday 25th of June 2016 01:53:37 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 10:57:51 AM UTC


>You're lazing about the statue with your pa?oc?? (joy) and new friends
>Thanks to AJ, breaking into life in your new home city has been nice these past few months
>She's explained the fuckery that happened during lunch to you
>You believe her of course. After what you saw, anyone would
>Flash mobs that make people argue instead of dance?
>That ain't right
>So here you are, waiting for their unicorn-friend-from-another-dimension named Twilight Sparkle
>The only hope for returning things to normal
>Or is this whole magic deal what's normal now?
>You fucking hope not
>Why couldn't you just be here with AJ & company for the sake of being with AJ & company
>It's great to have friends and a special someone to care for outside of your family
>But a trio of hostile eldritch sexbombs threatens all of that
>From what Shimmer's told you, Twilight Sparkle has an idea of what to do about them
>Now if she can just get here
...
>It's been a couple hours, your ass hurts, but the horse-girl of the hour arrives
>The girls do that thing that all gal friends do when they haven't seen each other in a while
>...While you just stand there and give Twilight a dumb look and wave
>Applejack gives you a "you're hopeless" look and takes a hold of your arm
>"You know Anon here right Twilight?"
>"Oh, yes. So you're Anonymous. I'm Twilight Sparkle. Sunset's told me all about you."
"She has? Well. It's nice to meet you. And you can just call me Anon"
>You glance at Sunset for her two cents in this conversation
>What did she tell her?
>You only get a mischievous smile
>What the fuck has she planned this time
>Twilight's eyeing AJ and yourself curiously
>"Ok. I'll remember that. You two are awfully close aren't you?"
>She's onto you-Wait why do you have to be nervous?
>AJ fully wraps her arms around yours and holds your close
>"Well shoot, you didn't know? We're a couple. He's mah green apple fritter"

>Her open affection really gets to you, in a good way
>It still makes you nervous showing people that side of you though
>Your pa?oc?? looks up at you with her encouraging eyes
>Yeah, you'll drop the bomb with her
>"Yep. I'm her boyfriend indeed"
>Twilight looks shocked but lights up a moment later
>"You two are going out?! Omigosh how come no one ever told me!"
>She goes to the both of you with her hands at her chest, ecstatic
>"How long have you been together?"
"since-"
>"Are you going steady? Words words words words words..."
>The rest of her questions blur together as you think on the second one
>You're assured that the answer to that is yes
>Right now you're very nervous
>Overwhelmed in fact
>She's been steamrolling you with questions and your thousand yard stare shows it
>Both of you appreciate how excited Twilight is about this but it needs to stop
>With an understanding smile, AJ intervenes, "Now hold yer horses sugarcube! Let us do some of the talkin' will ya?"
>"Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to overwhelm you. I just love hearing about two people pursuing love in each other"
>She's just as flustered as you now
"I can see that"
>The rest of the girls are talking to Twilight and catching up
>Speaking of flustered
>Is this what Shimmer wanted? To get you flustered?
>Well if that's the case it worked
>"You looked like you were having a hemorrhage"
>And you made sure in all your power that happened you little minx
"Can you blame me? I've never dated anyone before"
>"Oh, don't worry for nothin' Anon. Granny Smith always told me hard times are never few and far between so when they come up, it's better to take i head on and get 'er done!"
>Granny Smith's words of wisdom are the light of your days
>And you let what your pa?oc?? just said sink in
>...
>Wow
>You're not sure if she realizes the implications or not but you let the subject die
>"So, we'll see you tomorrow girls. And Anon. I've got this. Come on"
>"Where are ya goin'?"