"AJT - Smoking Weed"
By FingerbangingMLP (https://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP)

URL: https://pastebin.com/wehCDs06
Created on: Sunday 5th of June 2016 01:28:08 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 10:58:10 AM UTC


>You're Anon
>Fucking deal with it
>You live in Canterlot 
>Senior 
>It's Sunday 
>Feelsgoodman.png
>You decide today is good as any to smoke some weed
>Who the hell sells weed in Canterlot anyways?
>You've heard of some chick Zecora, who is a voodoo witch or something
>But you want to get a safe trip, not be eaten by demonic ponies or anything like that 
>Maybe AJ would know, she deals with plants right?
>You put on some decent clothes
>Simple tee, simple jeans 
>Fuck yes 
>You head outside to your automobily 
>It's shit, but it's better than walking 
>Driving off, a feeling of wrongness occurs
>Could this feeling be the one that tells you weed is bad?
>Is this what all those seminars are for?
>Is this what mormons feel like?

>Nope
>Just gas 
>You pull in to Sweet Apple Acres

>It was a sunny Sunday
>AJ should be out plowing the field or something
>You'd like to plow AJ actually 
>But nevermind all that banter
>Weed is the objective
>You exit your car to walk to her doorstep
>AJ wasn't in sight around the fields 
>She must be indoors
>What does a country girl even do when she finished her chores?
>You knock 
...
>One more time
...
>Once more

>"OH MAH GAHD, HOLD ON!" you hear the familiar voice coming from upstairs
>You know she's in at least
>Figuring you known her long enough, you let yourself in
>She still hasn't come down yet
>Fucking hicks
>You walk upstairs towards her room 
>A second voice can be heard
>It's all raspy, but with a hint of feminine
>Wait
>You barge into Applejack's room 

"Holy shit what"

>"ANON, YOU WERE S'POSED T'WAIT"

>Rainbow Dash was in bed with AJ
>They were covering their half naked bodies 
>Fuck, that's kind of hot 

"Uhh...I need some weed"

>"Weed? Weed!? That's why you're here?" Rainbow questions

"Lesbian sex, that's why you're here?" you sarcastically say

>The blue girl shuts her yap

"Look, I couldn't give two shits about your business, unless I'm involved"

>The girls give a disgusted look
>Ouch
>That fucking hurt

"I just need some quick grass, to pass this Sunday before we head back to school tomorrow"

>"Anon, what in tarnation would think I smoke herbs?" AJ asks you

"I mean..you live on a farm, don't you have something I could smoke around here?"

>"Why would there be weed in SWEET APPLE ACRES!? It's not called Sweet Mary Acres"

>That sounded like a cool idea actually 

"What about you Dash?"

>"Hey man, I'm all out"

"Don't tell me that's why you came here too"

>"Now that's just heck, Rainbow obviously came here fer me" AJ says

>AJ and you both look to Rainbow Dash
>She gives a weird look

>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME DASHIE, YOU THINK I HAVE WEED?"

>"H-hey....it's not too far off though.."

>"Ugh, Anon, while I deal with this girl, go check on Fluttershy or somethin', she might have some"
>Oh yeah, Fluttershy
>"Lord knows that girl is always on something, talking to her animals and whatnot" AJ finishes 

"Sweet! Thanks AJ"

>Before you leave, you snap a photo of the two
>You head back to your car
>Oh the sweet sounds of angry dykes

>Now to check Fluttershy
>That girl was a damn treehugger
>Why didn't you think to check her first?
>If anyone blazed it in Canterlot, it would have to be her
>You know Rarity only smokes a pipe
>That woman just reeked of 90s cop movie cliche
>On the trail to Fluttershy's neighborhood, you take notice to Flash Sentry fixing his car on the sidewalk
>It occurs to you that a good person would stop and help
>Then you remember the bastard made fun of your favorite band 
>You think quickly
>Oh sweet! 
>You still have an old burrito in the passenger side
>Picking it up, you roll down your window

"HEY FLASH!"

>"Huh"?

>You pelt it at him
>A good throwing arm is what the coach told you, you had when you tried out for baseball
>It's gotta hurt 
>It hit his face pretty hard
>You shout as you pass by

"DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT 1D EVER AGAIN!"

>Alpha as fuck
>Now you pull into Fluttershy's driveway

>Does she need cash?
>You only have like three bucks 
>What if she doesn't give free handouts?
>You knock on her door
>Parents must be out
>Their car isn't here
>Knock again
...
>Once more
...
>What the shit?
>No response?
>A hint of music tickles your ear
>It sounds like some 70s shit that you go to a hippe parade with 
>She must be in
>You don't let yourself in
>Her door is locked 
>A scent tingles your nose 
>SHE HAS WEED
>You go around to her backyard
>Her window isn't open
>Chancing it, you twist the knob of her backdoor 
>It opens
>Welp
>Going upstairs, the smell gets stronger
>You barge into her room
>That fucking smell
>It makes you rock hard
>Fluttershy looks up to you
>She has a droopy look 
>Bitch has been smoking

"Are you trying to fucking hotbox your room?"

>"Huh? Oh hey Anon, what are you doing here in Equestria?"

>Equestria?
>The hell is she smoking

>"Ha..ha, I have hooves man...Anon, I'm a horse.."

>For fucks sakes

"Fluttershy, listen, I need you to hook me up with some weed"

>"Huh? Weed? You mean the good good"

>You want to slap her out of her trip
>Fuck 

>"You have to..haha..call it good good or the fuzz will know"

"Ugh, Flutters, please hook me up with some..sigh..Good good"

>It hurt to say that

>"Okay, here you *snicker* go"

>She pulls out a small baggie
>Handing it over to you, you reach for it
>She swipes it away

>"Wait...you have cash or what?"

>Shit
>What are you gonna do?

"Ehh..I have three dollars.."

>"The fuck Anon? Get out of here with that chump change"

>Well fuck
>You make way for the door
>You hear a loud giggle 

>"Hey..Hey, get back here, I'm messing with you Anon hahaha"

>Sweet relief
>She gives you the baggie 
>Fuck yes

>"You still have to repay me"

"I said I only have three bones"

>"Well this doggy wants her bone...so bone me"

>What

What? Fluttershy, you are high right now"

>"You aren't..come here"

>She beckons you over
>Getting closer, she picks up her roach
>She pulls from it first
>Fluttershy pulls your face to her before putting her lips to yours
>She uses her tongue to open your mouth
>From there, she exhales the smoke
>Boner.exe
>She pulls away

>"Now your turn" she hands you the roach

>You take it
>Fuck, this is gonna be fun
>Taking a drag from it, you get closer to Fluttershy's face
>Before you can kiss her, you start coughing 
>It was pretty strong
>Flutershy must hide all this really well
>It only became clear now through all the smoke in the air that Fluttershy was wearing nothing but a green robe
>Her cleavage became much more noticeable
>The dark boner rises.mp4
>You take another drag 
>This is way too strong, but it feels so good
>You lock lips with Fluttershy once more
>Setting loose the air, you put the roach in the nearby ash tray
>You feel through her robe
>Her bosom was large

>Feeling her up, her skin is so soft 
>It's silky, and so squeezable
>Grazing her breast, her nipple pokes your palm 
>Her house wasn't too cold, but her boobs were now guns
>You give a soft grope to which Fluttershy moans softly 
>If not for the trip, she would be exuting all her newfound emotion
>Her lips are so luscious 
>You proceed to slip off her robe 
>The smell of dank memes...you mean weed fills the air
>Normally you'd smell Fluttershy's beautiful perfume, but now it's just complete aroma of trip inducing smoke 
>And you love it 
>Fluttershy cups your boner
>She toys with it through your jeans
>Playing with her tits, you move your hand down her side 
>Sloppily squeezing your boner, she decides to unzip your pants 
>Your hands find its way to her hips
>Fluttershy has some wide hips
>They aren't as big as AJ or Pinkie Pie, but pretty big