"Uncle Buckus"
By Drexel (https://pastebin.com/u/Drexel)

URL: https://pastebin.com/tBqWJuin
Created on: Wednesday 27th of March 2013 10:57:44 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 02:27:39 PM UTC


Name: Uncle Buckus (no relation)
Gender: Male
Race: Zebra
Alignment: LE
Deity: Celestia (Praise pony Jesus!)
Hits 5/5
Class: Deathsinger (Bard/Necro)
Talent: Reverse Vitiligo (+2 Bluff)
Skills:
-Heightened Senses(racial): passive; +1 to perception-based rolls (spotting, searching, listening, etc)
-Despair: drive target into suicidal depression
-Bluff: whatever you say to someone, they firmly believe it. Critical failure makes target more likely to stop helping you.
-Cheap Shot: weapon; outside of combat, this skill is automatic and renders the target helpless. In combat, 9+ renders the target helpless.

Weapons:
Nunchaku(Dual Weapon)
Nighstick(Fencing)



Traits:
"Zibbras don't know a thing about workin...they lazy and they smell bad. Not like them Ponys..they got them colorful coats and pretty manes and the smell good. Heck I even bet their shit smells just like fresh grass clippins. Point is that dey ain't no worse thinf on dis eoirf dan a Zibbra.""