"Pull The Lever Anon!(Oneshot,nonFR)"
By DerangedClownHorse (https://pastebin.com/u/DerangedClownHorse)

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Created on: Tuesday 23rd of December 2014 12:01:58 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 07:39:01 PM UTC


>Cadence stands next to you,in one of her over exaggerated dresses,as per usual.
>"Pull the lever Anon."
>You subsequently pull the closest one.
>A hatch opens in the floor as she falls through,screaming all the whil
>"WRONG LEVVEEEEEEERR!"
>A panel on the wall opens and Cadence steps out of it.
>Gummy is attached to her tail,and is content with staying there,that is until Cadence gives him a good smack with her hoof,causing him to whimper a little,also running back from once he came.
>"Ugh...why do we even have that lever?" She questions as she pushes you forcefully out of the way,clutching the other lever in her teeth.
>Another hatch on the floor opens,and the both of you fall through,landing safely in a pod.
>An electronic voice seemingly from behind you begins to inform you,
>"Please remain seated at all time,as well as keeping your hands and feet inside the ride."
>It takes off like a Kenyan trying to win an Olympic race.
>You begin screaming in pure ecstasy and child like glee as you zoom past a few notable gates.
"Cadence! Put your hooves up!"
>Soon after the ride screeches to a halt,the two of you falling into a dressing machine,both of you emerging in lab coats.
>You briefly hoof-five and scuttle towards the lab.
>"Oooooohhh,how will we do it this time Anon?"
>You shrug and wait for her to hatch some kind of plan.
>"I know,I'll turn him into a flea...yes,a harmless little flea,then Ill put him into a box,then put that box into a box,and then Ill mail that box to myself,and once I get it,I'll smash it with a hammer! IT'S BRILLIANT!ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!"
>She cackles maniacally,then begins to cough.
>"But,to save money on postage,we'll just poison him with this!"
>She picks up a vial of magneta fluid with her magic,her purplish aura encasing it.
>"Hold it Anon."
>She levitates it towards you and you hold it with exteme care.
>"Feel the power Anon..."
"Oh yeah I feel it.."
>She giggles to herself,menacingly.
>"I can't wait to see the look on BlueBloods face when he gets a taste of this.."
"Neither can I."
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>Hours layer,you both are disguised as workers in the imperial kitchen.
>Cadence has taken care of two other workers so nothing would seem fishy.
>Boy you hope this works.
>Currently you are making you home made couscous,when Cadence slyly shoots you a grin,signifying that the mission has begun.
>She carefully mixes the vial of fluid in with many of the spices,so it did not look intentional that either of you tried to poison the "grand ruler" himself.
>Obliviously,you dump the spices into the large pot,signifying that the dish is complete and is ready to serve.
>It's working.
>You and Cadence sneak out of the kitchen and back to your lab by secretive means,to observe the death of Blue Blood.
>He brings the spoon to his lips and takes a quick lick.
>His face contorts to one of fear.
>Then he turns green.
>Cadence smiles evilly,beginning to laugh,only to her dismay he just starts spitting it out.
>"WHAT?! HOW COULD OUR PLAN HAVE FAILED IT WAS PERFECT AND-"
>Then it hits you.
>Earlier you had knocked over the vial of poison,instead that was a vial of mare essence.
>In fear of what might happen you keep shut and let Cadence continue to rant on.
>She must never know...