"All Star Battle! TRIPLE PINKIE PONKDOWN"
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Created on: Friday 18th of November 2016 03:15:07 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Thursday 29 of October 2020 06:34:15 AM UTC


ALL STAR BATTLE!
TRIPLE PINKIE PONKDOWN!
OPEN THE GAME!

>Be Anon
>Getting home from school
>Without Pinkie
>Which is strange
>She's been... kind of avoiding you after school the last few days
>Mind you, not at school
>AFTER school
>Why?
>The only thing you can think of that might be special about today is, well...
>It's your birthday
>And she's probably got a party set up for you
>But why?
>Did it really require avoiding you after school?
>She hasn't even been riding the bus with you
>You approach and open your front door
>"SURPRISE!"
>GAH FUCK!
>You stumble as you're surprised by the sudden shouts coming from your house
>With effort you get back up to your feet
>Who the fuck...?
>A few of your classmates from school were in there
>And, of course,Pinkie-
>-s
>Pinkies. Plural.
>You not sure you're seeing what you're actually seeing
>Because if you're seeing what you're seeing-
>Then you're seeing three Pinkie Pies
>Three
>THREE NIGGAS, THREE
>IT WAS THREEEEEEEE!
"Pinkie?"
>"Yeah?"
>They all speak in unison
>Well, this is a thing
>There are three Pinkies now
>One of them walks up to you, wraps her arms around you and gives you a firm kiss on the lips
>After a second, you open up your own, feeling her breath and tongue hit your own
>For how heavenly it feels, she breaks it quickly with a blush
>PP -"Happy birthday Nonny."
"I- what- Thf- Three-"
>PP -"Oh, right, that probably confuzzled your brain."
>PP -"You see, when I started planning your party, I wanted to make it extra super duper special for YOU, but I couldn't think of something awesome enough to show how much I wanted it to be super extra awesome, so rather than do it alone, I thought 'Why have one Pinkie plan this party, when I can have MORE?'"
"Wait, what?"
"So, with some help from Twilight, some magic, and a little thing called multiverse theory, I-"
>She looks back, remembering the other two Panks
>PP -"WE present-!"
>The other two walk up and join in
>"THE TRIPLE PINKIE SUPER SPECIAL PARTY SUPREME!"
>So Pinkie, wanting to give you the best party possible, traversed the MULTIVERSE to make sure you had the best party possible
>Goddamn that warms your heart
>PP -"Anon, may I introduce to you-"
>She points to one Pinkie
>PP -"BSSNRLDKV2 Pinkie-"
>-she points to the other one-
>"- and 6GJINUB0BBU Pinkie!"
>"HI!"
>Both of them speak and put their hands out for you to shake
>You tentatively shake them, still a bit freaked out from the whole... "Three Pinkies" thing
"How about, rather than that whole jumble..."
>You pipoints to BSS... Pinkie 2-
"We call you Pank, and-"
>You point to Pinkie 3-
"-And you, Ponk?"
>They all look at each other and shrug

>The party, held in a nearby park as opposed to your house, was nothing short of indescribable
>Each Pinkie did a separate part for the party
>Your Pinkie did all of the decorating, and it shows
>While the park may have seemed pretty normal beforehand, it was now festive and lively
>Like, Andrew WK lively
>Seriously, it was amazing
>Pank took care of the food
>And you swore you had never tasted food that good
>Hell, if you weren't too sure, you swear your teeth looked BETTER than they did before
>Mind you, you did brush your teeth every day and such
>But even then, they were literally PEARLY WHITE
>And at stomachache you had before is gone!
>And you're not tired like you usually are!
>That Pinkie can cook!
>Finally, Ponk did the music
>And, somehow...
>It was glorious
>You had heard songs you had never heard before
>You had felt emotions you had never FELT before
>Every piece was nothing short of angelic
>Truly, it was the perfect party

>Even the perfect party must end, as yours did
>It slowed down, with people leaving one by one, eventually leaving only you, the three Pinkies and Twilight
>T -"Hey Anon, how was the party?"
"It was awesome! The food, the decorations, the music, everything was PERFECT."
>BB -"Thanks! I try!
>...who the hell was that?
>Ponk -"Shhh!! BB, quiet down!"
>BB -"What? He was complimenting me."
>What in all...?
>Ponk notices you looking at her oddly
>She sighs and walks towards you
>Ponk -"Alright, so this might be odd to explain, but-"
>A white miniature robo-horse leaps out from Ponk and onto you, catching you by surprise and knocking you on your ass
>BB -"Hi! I'm Ballroom Blitz!"
>Getting a good bearing after being kocked back, you notice the mecha-pony has a yellow mane and wings
>Ponk -"BB! That's not how you introduce yourself to other ponie- people!"
>BB -"It's not my fault! I'm your Stand, ergo a representation of your psyche! I can't help it if I like to bear hug ponies I've never met!"
>Pank, Pink, T, You -"You have a Stand?"
>Ponk -"Oh, you know what Stands are?"
"Yeah, Twilight, Pinkie and I have Stands as well."
>Pank -"So do I!"
>You all have Stands?
>No shit
"So, what does Ballroom Bli-"
>BB -"I'm right here!"
"Right. So what do... you do?"
>BB -"I can produce hypnotic effects in ponies via music! I also have an onboard sound mixer and record table!"
>That actually sounds a bit like your Stand
>An outrageously pink hammer pops into existence in Pank's hands
>Pank -"Mine lets me do ANYTHING for 10 seconds as long as I'm happy!"
>Alright, this is Stand Sharing time, apparently
>Pinkie summons Guns n Roses
>Pink -"I can SHOOT things!"
>T -"I can put someone to sleep and manipulate their dreams, as well as travel through them physically to their location."
>They all look at you expectantly
>You sigh as you summon Feathery
"It improves my singing voice, and alters reality based on the song I'm singing."
>Silence permeates the park
>Pank -"You know what this means?"
>She slams her Stand on the ground, causing it to shake
>You and Twilight are knocked back into a pair of conveniently placed lawn chairs, as a perfect recreation of the Cell Games arena spawns from the very earth before you
>She CAN do anything
>Pank -"TRIPLE PINKIE SUPER STAND BATTLE TIME!"
>Wait, Stand Battle Time?
>That could end badly
>As in, only one Pinkie leaving the ring in one piece badly
"Are you sure this is a safe idea, Pank?"
>Pank -"It'll be fine! Watch!"
>Pank looks over to Pinkie
>Pank -"Ey Pinkie, try to fire a round out of bounds!"
>Pinkie gets a confused look, but does as she's told, aiming for a nearby tree
>*BANG*
>The bullet flies before hitting an invisible wall right on the boundary of the ring
>Pank -"See? None of our Stands have any effect outside the ring, and no one else can enter it! It's not like I'd willingly endanger anyone like that,"
> T-"Well that solves that problem, but how are you all going to determine who wins? Knockout?"
>Pank -"Nooooot necessarily."
>She snaps her fingers, and three health bare pop into existence above the arena with each Pinkie's name and their Stand's right next to it
>Pank -"Last to lose all their health wins!"
>Kay, you had to admit, you didn't expect that
>Pank -"Everybody ready?"
>The other two Pinkies gave a nod
>Well, it's a school night
>But who gives a shit LIVE STAND BATTLE
>You and Twilight give one as well
>"3!"
>"2!"
>"1!"
>"OPEN THE GAME!"

>Alrighty, time to kick some Ponka booty!
>Gotta show Nonny you're the top Pinkie here!
>But who to go for first?
>Guns n Roses out, you aim for the first Pinkie you see
>Sorry Ponk, but this is how it's gotta be
>A large BANG rings out as you fire, sending your first shot straight for center mass
>With lightning-quick reflexes, her Stand swipes at it, knocking it out of the way
>But what she doesn't know is that Guns N Roses does more than shoot
>It also blows stuff up!
>You press the big red button and-
>*BOOOOM*
>The bullet explodes before Ponk knows what hit her, sending her flying into the invisible wall separating you and the outside
>She hits is with a THWACK, and slides down slowly
>"First attack!"
>Time to go for a comb-
>"[STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM]!"
>Wha-
>WHACK

>SURPRISE ATTACK!
>An upward swipe fron Strawberries and Cream sends Pinkie flying upwards, and you jump after her
>A combination of strikes ending with a swing from above sends Pinkie straight into the floor
>As you descend, you pull a flip and bring your Stand above your head, bringing it down with a fervor
>As you swing down however, Pinkie rolls to the side, bringing out her Stand and firing a round at your direction
>It misses by a hair, but she presses the big red button on the side of the gun, making it explode and knocking you straight into the ground
>Ouchies
>Someone's gonna get a whoppin' for that
>As you try to stand up, a foot comes down on your back, slamming you back down

>Jumping off of Pank's back, you attempt a kick on Pinkie
>She's prepared, however, and blocks it with her Stand
>Using it as a foothold, you kick off and land safely on the ground
>'Now'd be a good time to use me, Pinkie!'
>But which song should I play?'
>'I've got one in mind!'
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-VSGr0MnM
>A soft tune begins to hum throughout the arena
>As the song begins to play, you dash towards Pinkie, bringing your Stand's hoof straight into her face
>She flies back, as she's unable to react in time, going straight into the invisible wall
>Got ya!
>Turning around, your Stand blocks Pank as she brings her hammer down onto you
>Thanks to the song slowing her down, she can't quite slam as hard as she could, making the next few swings from her easily blockable
>The two of you trade blows, Pank barely able to keep up
>After a short rush, you finally connect a blow right into Pank's stomach
>As you raise your arm, ready to knock her into the ground-
>*BANG*
>A bullet flies square into your back
>Sh-
>*BOOOOM*

>Teeheehee!
>Ponk thought she was clever, putting something relaxing on like that to slow you down
>It also calmed you down, helping you aim a lot easier
>The two Pinkies fly right into the wall
>Staying in your crouched position, you keep your eyes down the sights as you wait for the smoke to clear
>It does after a second, and you aim for the Pinkie pile and watch as both begin to slowly rise
>Not on my watch!
>A bullet to the face knocks Ponk down again, and the music stops
>Your attention is now turned to-
>Where's Pank?
>A quick scan around the arena yields no results
"Where'd ya go Pank?"

>Oof!
>Those bullets really have some kick to 'em
>And they EXPLODE!
>Hands shaking, you try your best to stand up
>*BANG*
>A shot rings out, and Ponk is down on the ground again
>Oochie, that's gotta be the one that ends her
>Looking up, you see each health bar floating up above the arena
>Pinkie's in the lead, with you behind her slightly, and Ponk in last, nearly defeated
>Time to bring Pinkie down to size!
>But how?
>...
>An idea hits you
>You leap an impossible height straight onto Pinkie's health bar
>"Where'd ya go Pank?"
"Up here!"
>With all of your strength, you slam your hammer down on the health bar
>It falls down on Pinkie, and a cloud of dust rises as the arena shakes
>That should put her down for now
>You land on the ground
>Now to take care of Ponk
>And you're not being slowed down by her music, so this should be a piece of-

>OoOoooOOOOOooof
>That last shot was dead center on your face
>And now your head hurts
>But you're not gonna go down that easy
>Even if you feel like you could any second
>Pank lands as a large cloud of dust settles over the arena
>Going in for the kill, you dash towards Pank, both of your Stands at the ready
>Unlike before though, she catches your attack and is having an easier time retaliating
>Have to end this quick!
>Then you can move on to Pinkie!
>After a rush of blows betwixt you, you land a hit on Pank's hand and she reels, giving you an opening
>Now!
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=89p8ya3ZdnQ (4:53 to 5:23)
>You follow up a blow to the stomach with the mother of all Stand rushes
>After a few seconds, you slam her onto the ground, continuing your attack
>Nearing the end of the solo, your Stand throws Pank into the air, spinning and kicking her away
>Alright... She's down...
>You're stumbling as you run towards Pinkie
>All...
>All... I have...
>to do now...
>Is-
>*BONK!*
>A hammer to your head sends you flying, and you land, unable to move
>Aaaaaaaaawwwww....

>[6GJINUB0BBU PINKIE/BALLROOM BLITZ]
>[RETIRED!]
>With a poof, Ponk disappears from view, reappearing on the ground in front of Anon and Twilight
>Now she's done...
>But she definitely took ya down a notch before going
>Your stomach is gonna be hurting for a while
>But now that she's out of the way, you can focus your attention on-
>*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*
>GAH!
>You duck down as shots ring out
>She's still going?
>When the shots stop, you check yourself, making sure you weren't shreked
>Nope. Completely intact!
"Ha! Missed me!"
>"Did I?"
"Huh?"
>She didn't hit you, she only hit the-
>-ground around you
>Oh
>*BOOOOOOOOM*
>[BSSNRLDKV2 PINKIE/STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM]
>[RETIRED]
>[WINNER: PINKIE PIE/GUNS N ROSES!]
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL8SYAgalTQoBwu-z1BF3H6j3Vl5i5C1Ru&v=tfhqaxhqQvI

>Pinkie pulled off a pose, holding her Stand across her shoulders behind her head with a smile
>Goddamn
>What a fight
>You and Twilight applaud the display
>Looking down from the arena, you stop clapping at the sight of the other two Pinkies
>Both of the girls are currently lying on the ground, curled up into a ball
"You okay there guys?"
>Pank, Ponk -"Yeah."
"Ya sure?"
>Pank -"Yeah... hold on..."
>She stands up wearily, summons her Stand, and slams it into the ground, making the arena disappear into the earth and flinging Pinkie onto the ground nearby
>Walking over and grabbing her hand, you pull her up and dust her off
>Pink -"How'd ya like the fight?"
"It was great. Nice job out there!"
>She blushes at the compliment
>T -"So, how would you say this birthday was?"
>You consider your words, before pulling Pinkie into a kiss
>After a second of tongue-fencing action with Pinkie, you pull away
"Perfect."
>Pank, Ponk, T -"Awwww!"
>{"CAUSE I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMOOOOOORE!"}
>Everyone turns towards BB
>BB -"What? I thought it was fitting for the moment."

<=====TO==BE==CONTINUED=====