"Twilight's Gift - Unknown"
By CrazyRain (https://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain)

URL: https://pastebin.com/xZd7BLm9
Created on: Monday 22nd of December 2014 08:32:04 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 12:50:05 PM UTC


Original Author: Anonymous  12/21/14(Sun)19:22:03 No.21101604

>You are anon
>Things have been okay in ponyville so far
>You have a pretty good home, a decent job, and wonderful friends
>Although there is one thing you miss
>Meat
>You chuckle to yourself as you try to remember what a steak taste like
>You set aside your thoughts of meat as Sugar Cube Corner comes into view
>Twilight had asked you to give Pinkie a special gift
>You shake the small rectangular box, whatever it is its pretty heavy
>You are almost tempted to take a little peek at it, surly Pinkie wouldn't be able to tell
>You quickly forget the thought as you walk into a set of doors
>Mrs. Cake is the first to notice you walk in
>"Hello anon, how are you!"
>Mrs.Cake says cheerfully
"Hey Mrs.Cake, is Pinkie home?"
>You say, ignoring her question
>"Yes, she's up in her roo..."
>Her eyes wonder down the the small box in your hand
>"Oooh is that a gift for her!?"
"Yeah, it's from Twilight"
>You quickly walk past her and up the stairs before she has a chance to respond, not in the mood for small talk
>You open Pinkie's door and see her on her hind-legs standing over Mrs.Cake's twins in their crib
>She turns towards you, as she hears the door open
>"Oh hi anon!"
>She says as she bounces over to you in her usual Pinkie fashion
>Her eyes shoot immediately towards the box in your hand
>"Ooo that's for me right!? Twilight said she was going to let me borrow it and I've been asking her for like, forever..."
>You tune her out for a bit as she continues to ramble and notice some strange liquid on the floor
>You wonder what that could be
>Pinkie snatches the box out of your hand
>"Thanks sooo much anon, I really needed this! I hope you didn't peek"
>She turns around and takes the top off the box
>You begin to leave as you hear her say in a breathy tone
>"A-actually..."
>You turn around and immediately notice a change in her tone
>Wait...is she blushing?
>"W-would you like to...help me..a-anon?
>She raises a small phallic device
>Holy shit..is that a dildo?