"Anon Diplomating Yet Another Writefag"
By CrazyRain (https://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain)

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Created on: Tuesday 9th of December 2014 03:27:40 AM CDT
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Yet_another_writefag Mon 08 Sep 2014 12:24:27 No.19632083
>“Your are anon, and you are going to fuck the HORSE pussy.”
>“Yes you are anon, being a young male bursting with hormones you need to relieve yourself every so often.”
>“Being surrounded by exotic alien women has made it difficult to feed your perfectly natural lust to breed.”
>“But as time has passed you have begin to pick up on the beauty of their form.”
>“The curve of their flanks”
>“The fluffiness of their wings”
>“The shine and length of their horns.”
>“It suddenly seems so sensual to you.”
>“And they have noticed you, far before you noticed them.”
>“You realize they’ve been trying to get your attention for so long.”
>“You’ve practically been teasing them.”
>“No one likes a tease.”
>“They may not be able to bare your children.”
>“But that means you can please them when they need you most.”
>“And that is a gift that can make so many… Happy.”
>“All you need to do is fu… *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>You slam your hand down on the clock, stopping the alarm
>You are anon
>And these ponies have grown rather fond of you.

>Rising from your custom made bed onto the carpeted floor of your bedroom
>You look out your window to see the sun hang low in the eastern sky
>Its probably about 9 a.m.
>If you had to hazard a guess.
>You could look at your clock
>But then again its not like you have anywhere to be today
>They don't really seem to expect much out of you anymore.
>Not in a mean way
>They just don't seem to think you really have any drive or ambition of your own.
>To be honest, drive and ambition are kinda foreign concepts to you
>Not that you'd admit it
>You still have your pride
>There already seems to be something arranged for you each day anyway
>In fact two of the princesses who so kindly arranged for your present living conditions have also taken it upon themselves to introduce you the equestrian lifestyle.
>being a breeding stud
>Okay maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration
>Plenty of colts go places in the world
>Hell one of their most respected wizards was a dude
>But... there's a phrase back home "behind every great man is a great woman"
>Now amongst homo sapiens that refers to the concept that every great achiever has a woman supporting and aiding him.
>That phrase could still apply here
>But for much different reasons.
*RACK RACK RACK*
>A knock at your door draws you from your thoughts.
>You make your way to answer it.

>Opening the door you opted not feign surprise at who was there
>This was the third day in a row that Captain Shining Armor of the Equestrian royal guard greeted you.
>"Good morning anon, glad to see you up early for once."

"Yes, well having you pop by daily has started to reprogram my sleeping habits."

>"Good to hear, no reason to squander such fine mornings on slumber."

"You sound like a man on a mission."

>"The word your looking for is colt, and yes you could say I have a mission today. Cadence and I are you going to meet some foreign diplomats at small brunch in Phillydellphia."

"Oh sounds lovely hope it goes well." 
>You say trying to end the conversation
>He takes a step into your room and looks around

>"Now anon no need to be in such a hurry."
>"Unless you have company with you."

"Uh I'm afraid not man."

>"Oh, well in that case we would be honored if you accompanied us the the brunch. In fact I happen to know that a few of the diplomats are eager to meet our otherworldly guest."

"Well I'm not really in much of a state to meet such important individuals in this state."
>You say holding your hands out to bring emphasis to your wrinkled sleep clothes and bed head.

>"Don't be silly Mister Anonymous. That's our job." said a distinctly feminine voice

>From above Shining flew in a pegasus wearing a maid costume and from aside Shining followed a unicorn and earth pony in identical garb. 

>"We'll get ready in no time." Said the earth pony digging through your closet.

>Just a few adjustments and you'll be ready to go." said the unicorn using her magic to remove your pants and shirt.
>The ponies still couldn't quite grasp your discomfort at nudity.

>"Well then Cadence and I will be waiting for you at the stables." Shining Armor said as he walked away.
>You would have responded...
>But you were about preoccupied with the maids yanking you about changing your clothes and trimming your hair.
>If this is like your previous outings with those two, then you have quite a day ahead of you.