"Anon the Lich 2 part 2"
By Commander_Xillian (https://pastebin.com/u/Commander_Xillian)

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Created on: Sunday 18th of March 2012 02:09:32 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 08:11:19 PM UTC


    >Fuck that noise.
    >In fact, fuck being dead.
    >Not like you intended to stay dead anyways though. It was all at the simple cost of a shaky plan that you thought up as you went along, that was liable to fall apart at any moment.
    >Thankfully, a small tear in reality leading directly to the Netherworld in an out-of-the-way section of the Everfree that played host to a powerful, secretive recluse-mage was unlikely to attracted attention.
    >Now, to get away from that damned knight.
    "You insufferable maggot, Be gone!"
    >You fire a barrage of fireballs in this realm of darkness, the soul-stuff of that one knight you thought you'd dealt with attempting to slay your soul.
    >Well, your new one.
    >Old one was starting to smell, and was utterly obliterated by the Elements.
    >Good thing you struck a bargain with the Carrion Lord of Decay, the annihilation of a diety in exchange for a new soul to link your conciousness to.
    >The knight backs off for a moment. Time to review.
    >Send your shadow into the Netherworld to commune with the Avatar of Death as Molestia arrives: Check.
    >Tear a small slip in reality that you could later pop out of: Check
    >Get Molestia annihilated utterly: Double Check.
    >You hadn't planned on being destroyed, but you knew you needed a contingency, especially with how out-classed you all were.
    >Shit, knight's charging at you.
    >picard_song_epic_maneuver_remix.MP3
    >Sucks to be you, Negris!
>You flip over the Knight as his etherial form charges forwards.
>The blasted, lightless wastes of this plane are easy to navigate with your knowledge, especially of how the energy works.
>The Knight shouldn't be here though, unless he's hardly as pure as he pretended to be.
>And he calls you a monster...
>"You demon, Get back here!"
"Now now, no need to yell you ruffian, I'm right here."
>Nerull, was this bumkin honestly thinking he could take you on?
>You'd laugh if not for the fact that you can't be cocky, you die now, and it's the eternal void for you.
>Maybe stripping his soul wasn't that good of an idea.
>Yeah, probably should have just scoured him from existence instead.
>"You trapped me here! I know it!"
>allofmywhat.png
"Please, no hell I could construct would equate to what's coming to you, rest assured."
>You lash out with a barrage of DoomBolts, the corrupt magic detonating in a powerful wash.
>That faggot charges right through it anyways.
>fuckingdiealready.TarGA
>Enough of this shit, time to get to that rift.
>It's not that far away, you can feel the negative energy currents drawing you to it.
>Just a little bit further...
>"You won't leave here!"
>Asshole has my leg.
>Like I give a fuck.
>Full steam ahead, fuck the police.
"Thank you for your accommodations, Death, but I believe I've overstayed my welcome."
>The lord of this realm knows what you're doing now.
>The black ichor of this realm tries to stop you, but as before:
>Like I give a fuck.
>The rift in time and space tries to hold you back.
>Black ichor drags along your emerging frame.
>Hands of pure dark energy reach for you, that Knight still on your heel, trying to drag you back
"I am tired of your ceaseless interference. Good day, Death!"
>A barrage of possitive energy flies from your hands, slamming into the rift. The Knight screams, the land screams, everything around you screams.
>It wasn't that pleasent for you to use this kind of magic, but it didn't hurt THAT much.
>The ground buckles, the inchor of the Netherworld sloshing off of you.
>Well, you did it.
>You beat death.
>You laugh hysterically, still floating in the air.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie. Yet with strange aeons even death may die!"
>Oh, you loooved that quote.
>"A-... Anon? Is.. is that you?"
>hl2.exe has stopped working.