"Anon the Lich 2 part 1"
By Commander_Xillian (https://pastebin.com/u/Commander_Xillian)

URL: https://pastebin.com/Z1agkbEr
Created on: Sunday 18th of March 2012 02:07:29 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 08:11:21 PM UTC


    >You are Anonymous the Lich
    >With a temporal crash, energy spilling off of your form, you step into the primary control room of the Monitor.
    >He wheels around to look at you, arcing an eyebrow.
    "Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga"
    >You move in for a fist-bump
    >He covers your hand as if to high five you
    >You pull your hand back as he pulls his back
    >He goes in for a fist bump
    >You cover it with you hand
    >Your slide them out, sliding the fingers in a handshake
    >With a snap, you put your arm around him
    >"What's good, AnonLich?"
    "Not much Brosif. Just got my ass glassed. Thought I'd come hang for a little."
    >There's a crash, as another Discord materializes.
    >"Uuugh, let me handle this joker."
    "No no, please, let me. I have an idea."
    >The Monitor gets an evil grin as you stalk forwards.
    "LOL NUB DAT SUM WEEK DPS UNINSTAL GAME N00B!"
    >Discord tilts his head at you
    >You take a strange stance, channeling arcane power
    "CLERIC WTF YOU NEED TO DOTS!"
    >Taking the cue, the Monitor rushes up and punches Discord, who's still confused as fuck.
    >"I'll... Just... Come back later."
    >He poofs.
    >MUCH LEVITY