"Fluttershy Mind Fucks Anon: Part 2" By Cerenth (https://pastebin.com/u/Cerenth) URL: https://pastebin.com/7fzdrThx Created on: Tuesday 16th of October 2012 06:27:11 AM CDT Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 08:05:53 PM UTC “Haha, yeah it’s weird not seeing her around this early. It’s like she’s not here. Maybe you’re right, I should just forget she even exists.” >”Uh... That’s not what I mea-“ >You cut Twilight off before she can finish her sentence. “Ah, it’s liberating to not have to worry about her constant attacks for once. But I know she’s out there. Plotting something. Well, I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Then burn it down once and for all.” >”Anon, you’re beginning to sca-“ “No, today is a brand new day with nothing here to stop me for once. Today I can do anything! I finally get to spend my day the way I want to! Thanks for the motivational, Twi. I’m off to seize the world!” >And with that, you stride off to meet the future. >”Anon, wait! I didn’t get to talk to you about that spell!” Twilight yells. >But you’re already out of earshot, striding gallantly towards whatever the day may throw at you. “What a difference a day without Fluttershy makes! Why, I could take on anything right now!” >At that moment the day throws a blue blur straight at your chest at mach 2. >You, naturally, go along with the laws of physics like a ragdoll, flailing your arms and screaming. >Naturally. >Eventually, the forces that sent you flying deem that it is time for your body to come to a stop, and you skid roughly up against a tree. >You just wish your head would have stopped spinning too. >”Oh Anon! You know better than to get in my training course!” >It’s Raindash Bow. You think. You so want to come inside her or something. Head’s not so good right now. “OHAI BLUEPONE GOFAST! YOU’RE MY FAVOURITE DEPUTY! I MEAN PONI! DID YOU GET THE NUMBER OF THE TRUCK THAT HIT ME?!” >She blushes and looks away from you. You have no idea why. >Come to think of it, you might be a little concussed. “Rainbow Dash, I think I may have a slight concussion. And a slight concussion.” >Looking shocked at her latest handiwork, she flaps her wings and hovers next to you, lending a hoof as you raise unsteadily to your feet. >”Oh, uh... Sorry Anon. Let’s get you back in bed. I mean, your bed. Without me in it. Or with if you prefer...” >She mutters that last part, and you’re far too dizzy and focusing on standing to catch it. >In fact you’re pretty sure you should get back home and sleep this off. “Dashie, I think I should get you in bed. I mean me in bed. You should get me in bed.” >Again with the blushing. You’re starting to think that blue isn’t her natural colour anymore. >Anyway, off you two go to your house. >”Now try not to get up and exert yourself, Anon.” >From your very comfy vantage point in your bed, you have no plans of doing anything involving effort at all. “I didn’t know you were such a good nurse, Dash.” >”I’ll be anything you want me to be...” She mutters. “Sorry Dash, I didn’t catch that.” >”Y-you too!” >She speeds out the nearest window, which happened to be locked, leaving glass shards scattered on the floor. “Oh goddammit!” >You get out of bed and start cleaning the glass off the floor. You’ll have to ask Twilight later to magic them back together into a window. >Is that spaghetti mixed in with them? >You pick up the final shard and are hit with a sudden headache. “Maybe I should have stayed in bed...” >The headache is worse than anything you’ve ever felt. >It feels like your head’s about to split open. >It brings waves of nausea, and an ear piercing ringing fills your ears and echoes in your head. >You drop the glass, and try to stumble to your bed. >Roll dexterity check. >1 >You take one step and fall down flat on your face. >You look up to your bed and see a yellow and pink blur as your vision swims. >A gentle, familiar voice enters your head as a soothing balm to your current situation. >”hush now, quiet now, it’s time to lay your sleepy head. hush now, quiet now, it’s time to go to bed...” “Flutter...” >Darkness envelops you and you think no more.