"Calling it now: This is much better than season 4"
By Cerenth (https://pastebin.com/u/Cerenth)

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Created on: Thursday 28th of February 2013 05:48:08 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 08:03:59 PM UTC


This is a skype conversation that we had on the topic of: What if the fans bought the rights to MLP from Hasbro. It might possibly be the best thing ever.

[23:21:40] Cerenth: >spin off show for adults is made
>it contains r34
[23:21:52] Cerenth: >flutterrape is canon
[23:22:01] Etiquette: >getting a Luna plush in the mail soon
[23:22:04] Page: >it's only on the internet
[23:22:10] Etiquette: >hopefully...
;.;
[23:22:17] Cerenth: yeah, put it on adult swim or something
[23:22:19] Cerenth: i don't care
[23:22:26] Cerenth: but it'd fucking take off like a rocket
[23:24:08] Cerenth: >pay the voice actors ludicrous amounts of money to voice cartoon porn
>tara strong does it for free
[23:24:25] Page: >Tara does it for free
[23:24:27] Page: she's a ho
[23:24:31] Page: jk
[23:24:44] Cerenth: >princess celestia's voice actor immediately ups and quits
>princess molestia's voice actor comes in to replace her
>kleenex sales triple in the first month
[23:25:01] Cog: Tara is my favorite sexy bitch.
[23:25:03] Page: >princess molestia's VA
I'm sold.
[23:25:16] Page: FUND IT!
[23:25:17] Cog: >All those voices.
[23:25:24] Cog: MUH DIIIICK
[23:26:17] Nebulus: >Shipping becomes canon
[23:26:29] Cerenth: >John de Lancie goes into clandestine negotiations to get another part on the show.
>Discord teleports the first human into Equestria.
>He's a nor/ml p/erson.
>Half of Ponychan commits suicide.
>The other half stop pretending to be Ponychanners anymore.
[23:26:30] Nebulus: >Hundreds of suicides after lesbian Rarity x Pinkie scene
[23:26:37] Nebulus: Oh joyous days
[23:26:51] Cog: Oh golly
[23:26:54] Cerenth: >DiscoPie is canon, and Discord gets hundreds of crazy fetishes.
[23:26:57] Cog: The rage.
[23:27:04] Cog: I can feel the warmth of it.
[23:27:45] Cerenth: >Twilight has her alicorn powers removed 5 seconds into season 4 by tripping over a rock.
[23:27:54] Cog: DO IT
[23:27:58] Cog: I DARE YOU FUCKS
[23:28:04] Page: >Sparkle/Celly intimate moment at the castle.
>"What have you learned about friendship Twilight?"
>Celestia moves closer, her multi-colored mane/tail slowly shifts pink from the roots to the tips.
>"P-Princess... we, we can't. We're student and teacher."
>Celly magics Twilight's small frame onto the bed with care.
>The purple pony lands with a *POMF*=3
>"Concider this...your graduation exam."
[23:28:06] Cog: MAKE MY BONER STRONGER
[23:28:12] Cerenth: >She is then tasked by Molestia to go around the country learning all the different types of friendship/sex.
[23:28:25] Nebulus: OOOOOH
[23:28:32] Nebulus: I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I HAVE THIS BONER
[23:28:33] Cog: *laps tongue around mouth sexually*
[23:30:08] Cerenth: >Twilight experiences the pleasures of pegasus, unicorn and earth pony sex.
>She achieves orgasmic nirvana and goes back to the Twilight zone.
>Her final exam is to make Molestia orgasm.
>It takes a double part episode, with all types of penetration going on and help from the mirror pool.
>Twilight finally manages to do it, and she ascends to alicornhood again.
[23:30:27] Nebulus: NO.
[23:30:28] Nebulus: BETTER
[23:30:32] Cog: Clever, you better be turning this into a story.
[23:30:37] Cerenth: haha
[23:30:40] Cerenth: maybe i will
[23:30:43] Nebulus: >Twilight becomes a futa
>And thus becomes the grandmaster of all pleasure
[23:30:58] Cerenth: oh shit yes
[23:31:22] Page: does she get wings as well?
[23:31:28] Page: or just a dick?
[23:31:31] Cerenth: >With her new futa powers she's sent to Neighpon to befriend the Japonies.
>There she encounters Tirek and has to fuck him into submission.
[23:31:50] Page: awww sheeit
[23:32:02] Cog: And you people call me random ( ._.)
[23:32:16] Page: not random...
[23:32:21] Page: genius
[23:32:50] Nebulus: This really is genius
[23:32:54] Cerenth: >The Japonies have all sorts of crazy fetishes that Twilight hasn't even encountered before.
>Tentacle pronz, Futa as standard, The smooze.
>She even meets some gen1 ponies.
>She refuses to bone them.
[23:32:58] Nebulus: It's even better than my version of the S3 ending
[23:33:10] Page: oh man
[23:33:14] Page: i'm loving this
[23:33:19] Page: >this is how S4 opens up
[23:34:05] Nebulus: >"My little pony~"
>"My little pony~"
>Twilight orgasms
>"aaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
[23:34:58] Cerenth: >Once the threat of Tirek and the Smooze has been removed, Twilight returns to Equestria to report on her studies.
>During this time the rest of the mane six have been "studying" as well, working hard to learn the ways of "3 hours of pure pony pleasure."
>Twilight is welcomed into a massive orgy in which the rest of the mane six ascend to alicornhood as well.
[23:35:41] Page: oooh
[23:35:50] Nebulus: This is getting silly.
[23:36:20] Cerenth: >Together they embody the Elements of Eroticism, the most powerful force of boners in the kingdom.
>Their next task is to bring the magic of >rape to the griffon kingdom.
>Cue the next line of toys/sex toys.
[23:36:47] Page: oh fuck
[23:37:09] Page: this will cater to every person
[23:37:28] Page: from normal Jane and joes, to the furries, to the /d/ crowd
[23:37:35] Page: this is money waiting to be made
[23:37:47] Page: if only we had the rights
[23:37:53] Nebulus: Twilight - Foreplay
Rarity - Sexiness
Fluttershy - Fetishism
Rainbow Dash - Sexuality
Pinkie Pie - Toys
Applejack - Waifuism
[23:38:02] Nebulus: 5 billion dollars made day 1
[23:38:14] Page: >Waifuism
so AJ is still bg pone?
[23:38:23] Nebulus: AJ is the best waifu >:I
[23:39:07] Cerenth: >Gilda makes a reappearance.
>Applejack starts a whirlwind romance with Commander Stormfeather of the Griffon Imperial Guard.
>Rarity experiences Griffon-unique preening techniques at the talons of the most experienced masseurs in the country.
>Pinkie manages to set up a series of brothels, bringing the changelings back to make a reappearance.
>Fluttershy teaches the griffon kids how to stalk their crushes. Across the country, Anon poops himself.
[23:40:18] Page: This is the only time I will accept humans in equestria.
[23:41:58] Cerenth: >The Griffon/pony relations are explored over half a season of episodes.
>It all goes south, however, when dragons attack.
>Together with the griffons, the ponies manage to sate the ravenous hunger that the Dragons have for mare cum.
>It's a long journey that takes the mane six and their griffon partners deep into dragon territory.
>While there, Spike finds a mate.
[23:42:29] Page: >dragon sex?
[23:42:33] Cerenth: yup
[23:42:35] Page: please say Dragon sex
[23:42:36] Cerenth: you know it
[23:42:57] Page: >Anon from LRP would have a field day.
[23:44:00] Nebulus: God yes Dragon sex
[23:45:01] Cerenth: >Finally, after Spike has set up his hoard and said goodbye to the mane six, the girls return to Celestia who says that they have done well.
>Now that the entire planet is united through love, they must spread their message to other planets.
>The girls are sent to earth, still as ponies, but their original forms.
>This is when the company releases their new line of biological toys based on characters from the show.
>You are able to buy a Twilight Sparkle housemate/sex slave.
>World peace is obtained.
The end