"Anon's Corruption: Part 8 - Laughter 2 (Clop)" By Cerenth (https://pastebin.com/u/Cerenth) URL: https://pastebin.com/NTsSAxjF Created on: Friday 9th of November 2012 01:20:49 PM CDT Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 08:05:25 PM UTC >That evening you set out for Sugarcube Corner. >Inside you’re more bubbly than a sasparilla shake! >This will be the first party you’ve gone to that was thrown by you, for you! >Now you get to see what a Pinkie Pie party is like firsthand! >It’s gonna be great! >You and Fluttershy arrive together to find that Twilight, Applejack and Rainbow Dash have all arrived already and are mingling with other guests from Ponyville that have been invited. >And of course, the pink party queen herself is already handing out drinks and snacks. >A banner hangs from the ceiling with the words “Welcome to Equestria, Anon!” written on it. >It’s touching, and a piece of you feels not so far away from home anymore. >Fluttershy notices that you’re taken aback by the welcome placed before you. >”I mentioned to the girls that you were feeling kinda down. I hope you like it! It’s so that you don’t feel so homesick. Hopefully we can show you that p0nies can be people to you too...” >You’re not quite sure what she means by that, but you think the intent behind it is touching. >You enter the party proper, and Pinkie Pie greets you and announces your arrival. >The ponies outside of the mane six stare at you with a mixture of expressions, ranging from disgusted to confused, and some outright sexy. >Those big eyes express so much emotion, and “bedroom eyes” means a completely different thing to a p0ny. >The idea though fills you with disgust though. >These are p0nies. Equines. A.K.A non-human. >You aren’t planning on staying here long, and have no intentions of shacking up with a horse. >You aren’t a horse! You’re a p0ny! And what’s wrong with p0nies! >They aren’t human. >So? Neither’s Spike! >... >The p0nies at the party are now staring at you, as you have an argument with the voice in your head. >Typical Saturday night for Pinkie Pie... >Pony Pinkie Pie gets on her drumkit and gives you a rimshot. >This... isn’t... how it... went... #WARNING: CONTROL SUBSERVER UNSTABLE #ABORT >It is later. >Rarity arrived fashionably late, looking what you think is “dolled up” for a p0ny. >Alcohol has been flowing for a couple of hours now. >Pinkie makes a great punch, but the alcohol content is nothing like what it is on Earth. >Applejack and Rainbow Dash have been trying to outdrink you. >They never stood a chance. >You can’t say that in the present though. >Yes. This is a memory. And you’re interfering again! >The ponies, even while drunk love to play party games, and soon, however unwise it is, you’re playing pin the tail on the p0ny. >Usually drunk people rely a lot on their sight for balance, and being blindfolded does not help. >But quadrupeds are much more stable than humans, and they manage to walk in a relatively straight line. >Well, all except for Applejack. >She just misses the target completely and walks into the next room. >That brought all your new friends out in uproarious laughter. Especially Pinkie Pie. >I do love to laugh! >It was nice to see some things were the same on this side too. >Eventually the party starts winding down and it’s just down to the mane six and you. >Ooh! This is where we get to play human games! >Somehow Twilight was able to research certain games from Earth, and Pinkie had done her best to recreate some of the more simple ones. >You all played Monopoly first. >It was a special p0ny board with Equestria related names from the different cities. >You used chocolate coins as currency, since they looked so much like real bits. >The ponies didn’t really understand capitalism though and were constantly asking, >”But X my friend! I can’t charge her to stay overnight at my place!” >You facepalmed constantly during that game. >Fluttershy sat next to you the whole time, sometimes leaning on you. >You think she was a little intoxicated. >Needless to say, you won. But you shared the chocolate anyway. >You split the coins equally. >Pinkie scarfs down hers all in one go. >She didn’t even take the wrappers off. >She moves the chocolatey mass from side to side in her mouth... >And produces an origami swan from the foil on the coins. >I remember that trick! It’s easy when you know how! >Rainbow Dash finds that hilarious. >”Isha... isha little Fluddershy! HAHAHAHA!” >She falls over laughing. >Aaaaand she’s out. >”That gurl always wus a lightweight. *hic*” Applejack comments. >She really doesn’t look much better herself. But with a name like Applejack, you think it better to NOT impugn upon her drinking skills. >Fluttershy has taken to leaning on you constantly now, and you find yourself idly petting her mane. >She looks up at you with the most adorable drunken smile. >Her eyelids droop halfway closed and her lips seem to purse ready for something, when Pinkie announces the next game. >It’s Twister! >Of course, instead of hands and legs, the spinner has labels for front and hind hooves. >It’s not difficult to translate. >You, Twilight, Applejack and Fluttershy are on the board. >Rarity said she didn’t want to get her dress crumpled, and would be in charge of the spinner. >Pinkie is off making some late night snacks for you all. >Rainbow Dash is still sawing logs in the corner. >Well that’s fine by you, except due to a number of unlucky spins, you’re now practically mounting Fluttershy. >Your legs are either side of her hind legs, and your hands are either side of her shoulders. >Your torso is draped in between her wings, which are standing to attention, fluttering slightly. >You assume this is to help her balance. This game doesn’t really translate well for pegasi. >Twilight has kind of saved you though. Her head is between your crotch and Fluttershy’s plot. >She seems to be breathing heavily. And sniffing your crotch. >It can’t be helped. It’s a game of Twister afterall. >”Front right green!” Rarity commands. >This is where your human reach and dexterity comes into play. >You remove your right hand from its current colour and flip yourself over, reaching up and back to land it on the colour you require. >Unfortunately this places you face to ass with Applejack. >Your breath tickles her most private places. >She turns to you with half lidded eyes. >”Well shucks, sugar. All you needed to do was ask...” She says in a dangerously sultry tone. >Nope. Discomfort levels reaching maximum. Bail out. ABORT, ABORT. >You “accidentally” lose your footing and fall down on the mat. “Oops. Clumsy me!” You sheepishy add. >In an instant Fluttershy is standing over you. >”Oh Anon, are you ok? Are you hurt?” >She starts feeling your body for injuries, her hooves prodding a little south for your tastes. >You remove her probing hooves from your person and address her. “I’m fine, Fluttershy. But now we’re both disqualified.” >”T-that’s ok... I’ll just sit here with you...” >True to that you sit on the sidelines, watching the showdown between Twilight and Applejack. >Fluttershy leans into you again, and you pet her mane. >It’s so smooth and silky. It’s not like an animal’s fur. She obviously takes care of it like a person. >No, not like a person, like a p0ny. >Or maybe it’s better to say like a sapient? >These p0nies are as human as you can get. They play games, they make dresses, they work. >It’s unfair to think of them as animals, but you can’t get it out of your head. >Is this what Fluttershy meant by what she said earlier? >You scratch behind her ear in absent thought. >Her right hind leg starts tapping the floor. >”Ooh! Let me have a go!” Pinkie Pie exclaims. >Soon she’s on your other hand, tail wagging and hoof tapping too. >She has an extremely satisfied look on her face. >Fluttershy has her eyes rolled back in her head, and tongue hanging out. >You think she’s had a bit too much to drink. >The Twister match ends in Applejack’s victory. She’s more flexible than you thought. >”I’ll win next time, Applejack! I’ve got a lot of studying on Twister tactics to do when I get back home!” Twilight promises. >”Heh heh, I’ll give you a rematch anyday, sugarcube!” >Applejack seems to be a flirty drunk it seems. >You stop scratching ears at Pinkie’s request, since it’s time to get the next game out. >Pinkie reaches for a bottle of sasparilla and drains the bottle in one gulp. >She then gets everyone to sit in a circle and places the bottle in the middle, lying on its side. >Oh no. You know where this is going. >Yay! This one’s fun! >It is with humans. Not with p0nies. >Don’t be a big prudey-pants! P0nies are just as good as people! >... #WARNING: STABILITY COMPRIMISED #UNABLE TO RESOLVE #REPAIR MANUALLY OR MENTAL LOCK WILL BE SEVERED >Pinkie explains the rules. >”So Twilight says that this one is really popular with humans of Anon’s age! We sit in a circle and spin the bottle! Whoever the bottle lands on, we have to kiss! Sounds fun, doesn’t it?” >”So you mean there’s a chance we have to kiss a monkey?!” Rarity exclaims, aghast. “Well gee, thanks, Rarity. I’m right here, you know.” You say, mockingly. >”I didn’t mean it like that, darling. It’s just... You know, beastiality!” >The irony is not lost on you. >Fluttershy jumps up in between you and Rarity. >”Anon isn’t a monkey! He’s as equine as any of us here!” She screams. >This is the loudest you’ve heard her so far. >She has an angry look on your face the likes of which you couldn’t even conceive could belong to such a sweet natured p0ny. >Rarity is visually taken aback by the outburst and clears her throat and touches up her mane before replying. >”I’m sorry, dear. I apologise. Let’s not ruin the night, shall we? Let’s start the game.” >Fluttershy backs down, but continues staring daggers at Rarity from your side. >She wraps her forelegs around you in a possessive hug. >It kinda feels good to have somebody batting your corner. >You stroke her mane to try to help calm her down. >”Ah’ll go first!” Applejack proudly announces. >She spins the bottle and it lands in between Twilight and Applejack. >They glance at each other, blushing when Pinkie Pie chimes in. >”Not Twilight, silly! The rules say whoever the bottle points to!” >Twilight and Applejack stare at each other confusedly, then follow the direction the bottle is pointing. >The bottle is pointing into the corner of the room where Rainbow Dash has finally woken up from her impromptu nap. >”Huh, wha? Why’re you all lookin’ at me like that?” She says, groggily. >”Boy howdy, I’m gettin’ me a piece o’ that apple.” Applejack says, tilting down her hat. >She gets a running start, and pounces at Rainbow Dash just as she realises what had happened. >The two go tussling in the corner, tongues vying for dominance, just like one of their many competitions. >They both have heavy blushes on their faces, and their tails are lifting. >It looks like those two will be out of the games for a while now. >The circle of remaining participants closes up, and you notice a wet patch where Fluttershy had been sitting. >Did she have to pee and was too embarrassed to speak up? >You avoid the wet patch as you scoot over to your place in the circle. >”Ooh! Me next!” Pinkie shouts, and spins the bottle before anyone can protest. >The bottle lands on Rarity, who opens her mouth to say something, but is cut off by a pink invader’s tongue. >Pinkie gives her a huge kiss with a comical smack sound effect at the end. >Rarity simply sits there, stunned, with a thousand yard stare in her eyes. >”Who’s next?” Twilight asks. >”I-I’d like a go... If that’s ok with everyone...” Fluttershy whispers. >She gently nudges the bottle, which turns to you. >Oh no. >You know where this is going. >Oh please god no. >She turns to you, with a bashful smile on her face. >She’s blushing like crazy, and hiding half her face behind her mane. >You can’t back down now... >You lean into her, and she closes her eyes and puckers her lips. >You dodge swiftly to the left, and peck her on the cheek. >She opens her eyes, betrayal evident in them. >Oh god she’s trying to break your heart. >For the love of all that is holy, DO SOMETHING. >You lean into her and whisper, “Later.” >This instantly perks her up it seems, as her wings shoot out from her sides. >She does that a lot really. >She smoothes them down and lies them flat on her back, though they seem to be twitching, threatening to spring out again. >Twilight gets Rarity, and takes a page out of your book, pecking her on the cheek. >They still both blush intensely. >Rarity spins the bottle and gets Twilight. She returns the favour, except she kisses Twilight’s horn, which shoots some sparks out the tip. >You swear you saw a faint blue glow around the bottle when it was Rarity’s turn. >Well it’s no matter. You’ve all had a go, and Pinkie announces the next game. >Seven minutes in heaven. >”We spin the bottle again, and whoever you pair up with has to go in the closet with you! You get to do whatever you want in there!” >Fluttershy’s wings shoot up again and almost hit you in the face. >”W-whatever we want?” Fluttershy asks, leaning forward eagerly. >”Yep! That’s what my research says!” Twilight beams proudly. >You’re about to correct them when Fluttershy spins the bottle. >She spins it with a surprising amount of force, especially compared to the last time. >Round and around it goes, and everyp0ny awaits the result with baited breath. >Slowly it comes to a stop on... >You. >Of course. >Was there ever any doubt. “Now, Flutter-“ >You can’t say anymore because of a yellow Pegasus who has her lips locked to yours. >She smells so sweet, like lemon sherbet and flowers... >She hovers in front of your face, and with surprising strength manages to make you stand, and walk to the closet. >She shuts the door, and kisses you even more forcefully, her slippery tongue searching for an entrance to your closed lips. >You push her away and hold her at arm’s length. >”W-what’s wrong, Anon? We’ve only got seven minutes!” She says, breathlessly. “I... I don’t want this, Fluttershy. I’m not ready to make out with a horse.” >She looks angry at this comment. >”I’m NOT a horse! I’m a p0ny! And... and you promised...” >Her face turns from anger to sadness, and you can see tears welling up in her eyes. >No! You just want to make p0nies happy! Don’t cry, Fluttershy! >You bring her in for a hug. >She resists slightly, but then relaxes into it, and starts crying on your shoulder. >”I j-just wanted to s-show you that p0nies are j-just as good as humans...” She sobs. >”Don’t you like me?” >You’ve only known this girl a couple of days. >She’s a nice sort. So very kind. She was the one who offered up her house when you had nowhere to stay. >She’s definitely cute. Those big blue eyes – they’re the type you could get lost in. >But she’s got four legs. And a tail. >And yet she still plays Twister with the best of them... >You’re so confused at this. You just hold her close for now. >You stroke her mane like you have all night. Her sobs come less frequently now. >After a while you place her down. >You sit down yourself, with your legs either side of her. >With your back to the wall you resolve to make this girl happy. >No, not girl. Mare. Filly. Friend. >She’s vulnerable and she needs you. >You pull her close to you and she places her forelegs on your chest. >You place your hand under her chin and bring her in for a kiss. >She closes her eyes again, and this time you do too. >That wonderful sweet smell fills your senses again and makes you relax. >The sensation of tongue on tongue, exploring alien mouths is all that you can focus on. >Her flat teeth, with missing canines interest you immensely. >She is similarly exploring your extra teeth that she doesn’t have. >She runs her tongue over the points of your canines, almost daring them to draw blood. >You bite down slightly, and she squeals with delight. >Your hands stroke past her mane, and explore her slowly rising wings. >Her fur is so short and fine, it’s like stroking velvet. >Your left hand stops at her wing, individual fingers stroke through her feathers, ruffling them. >She fidgets in response, her tail flagging. >Your right hand moves past the base of her left wing, moving further down to her cutie mark. >You trace circles there, eliciting even more cute squeals and squeaks. >You can make her happy like this. You can’t bring yourself to fuck a p0ny, but this mare deserves your attention. >She’s done nothing but dote on you since you’ve got here. Without her you’d be stuck in the wilds of the everfree forest. >She breaks off the kiss, and turns around, presenting herself to you. >It’s completely different from anything you’ve ever seen before. >Her anus is surrounded by tight muscle, forming its own ring that is raised from the rest of her skin. >Her vagina is “upside down” to you. If you laid her on her back though, it’d look like any other human woman’s except for one thing. >It’s winking at you. >Her winking is the rhythmic opening and closing of her lips, and the occasional poking out of her clitoris, which is otherwise hidden. >You... You don’t know if you can do this. >She’s leaking marejuice all over your chest now. It smells like honey. >”P-please...” She begs. “Fluttershy... I don’t know if I’m ready for this...” >She looks over her shoulder to you. >She says nothing more, her eyes say it all. >She’s pleading with you silently through her stare. >You can’t resist it. You can’t see her unhappy. >You lower your face into her folds, and start lapping away. >Her juices are amazingly sweet and tart, nothing like anything you’ve ever tasted before. >She moans softly in time with your licks, squeaking when her clitoris pops out and pokes your chin. >You start trying to catch it when it makes an appearance and lick it as much as possible. >She likes that a lot. You can tell from her wings trembling with delight. >You place your hands either side of her hips and pull her lips apart. >She moans, and you can see where her clit keeps hiding. >You place your lips there and create a seal. You suck it out of hiding and start licking. >She starts thrashing around, wings flapping and creating strong gusts of wind in your small, confined room. >You don’t stop though, you can tell she likes it. >Her front legs give out from under her, and her chest is on the ground. >”I-it’s too much! S-stop! I’m gonna... I’m gonna...” >You give a long, slow lick that makes her give a drawn out high pitched squeal as your reward. >She came, long and hard. >You use a trick that you picked up from one of your first girlfriends. >You keep your suction up, and leave your tongue touching her clit. >It’s a little known fact that for human women, so long as you don’t move or remove your tongue when you make her cum by her clit, she can have multiple orgasms. >It seems the same is true for these p0nies. >You hold it there for another couple of seconds as she plateaus again. >She tenses up and squeals, as her pussy splashes your face with some more honey as it contracts around nothing but air. >Once more, after a few more seconds this time, she squirts again. This time her convulsions are weaker, and so is the pleasure. >You let go of her clit, and she falls limp, satisfied. >Of course, all this left you with a massive whyboner. >But you’re not planning on fucking a p0ny today. “Did you like that, Fluttershy?” >”Yes...!” She squeaks out. “Good. Let’s get you cleaned up and join the others.” >”N-no! Wait!” She says, as she springs up with some unknown well of strength. >You were pretty sure you just took it all out of her. >”Y-you haven’t cum yet. It’s not fair.” >She truly is such a thoughtful p0ny. “It’s ok, Fluttershy. I’m... I’m not ready for you to do that.” >”N-no! I’m going to make you feel good!” She stomps her hoof for emphasis. It’s not really intimidating, since it sounds like a sack of marshmallows hitting a pillow. “No, really. It’s ok Fluttershy.” >You start to get up. >”You sit right back down mister!” Fluttershy says sternly. >She’s gazing at you with frightening determination. >You are betrayed by your body, as it refuses to listen to your commands. >It does as she says and sits right back down. >”Now you sit right there and enjoy this.” >She uses her mouth to try and undo your belt, and fails. She paws at it with her hooves as well, to no effect. >”Undo this belt.” >You do as she commands. >”Undo your trousers and take off your underwear.” >You do as she commands. >Your boner is set free, exposed to the cold air. >Fluttershy stares at it intently, examining it closely. “F-fluttershy... Stop, please...” >You still can’t move your body the way you want it to, and it takes massive effort to even talk. >She ignores your pleas and engulfs your rod in her mouth. >Your member does what it was programmed to do, and sends pleasurable signals to your brain. >So long as it’s a warm, wet place, it doesn’t care too much. >There’s a cute girl on the end of your penis. Human, mare, it doesn’t care. It can’t tell the difference. >But you can. >Her dextrous tongue swirls around your shaft, culminating at the tip of your urethra as she makes her upstroke. >On the down it spirals around your dick, overloading your senses. >Up and down she goes, effortlessly bringing you to the brink of ecstasy. >You pant and groan. Your hands grasp for anything to hang onto. >If this keeps up, you’ll blow your load right in her mouth. >She shows no signs of stopping though, and upon seeing you squirm even dares to speed up. “F-fluttershy! No!” >You scream these words as you climax, painting her throat white with your seed. >She laps up every last drop, savouring it. >With a pop she lets you go. >”S-salty! You humans are... SALTY!” She says, excitement plain on her face. >Salt. It’s like a drug to them. Horses love salt. “Fluttershy... please let me go... We should get back to the others.” >”Yes, Anon. You can get up now.” >Her spell is released, and you clothe yourself once more. “Please don’t tell anyp0ny what happened here, Fluttershy. I’m not a horsefucker...” >”O-ok, Anon. I won’t.” >You both head out of the closet to whoops and cheers. >It seems they heard at least some of what went on. >It seems that Rainbow Dash and Applejack had their own little seven minutes in the corner, judging from the fluids that coat their muzzles. >Rarity looks at you in a completely different way to what she did before. >”I had no idea you humans were such sexual dynamos! Most stallions never last longer than a minute! I can see why this is one of your earth games!” >You laugh at her jokes, but it’s hollow. >The party continues on for a little longer, but it’s been dampened for you. >The mane six laugh and joke, just like they did before. >And Fluttershy rests her head on you again. >But you can’t bring yourself to look at her. >You just got raped by a p0ny. >That tends to suck the laughter out of things. >”You fool! What have you done? You’ve RUINED EVERYTHING!” Discord screams at you. >You pick yourself up off the floor. “It was worth it for my friends.” You respond.