"Brave little toasters OOC" By CelestialBoon (https://pastebin.com/u/CelestialBoon) URL: https://pastebin.com/M2MqBsLm Created on: Tuesday 17th of July 2012 09:53:50 PM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 02:40:14 AM UTC 20:22:08: Okay 20:22:13: What's the four legendary toasters? :3 20:22:13: We have 4 toasters, yeah? 20:22:30: Scygnus hasn't even read the rules, but will at least hang out in here and watch ;p 20:22:37: We're a toaster short 20:22:41: silly Scygnus 20:22:44: You play as a toaster in Fallout Swede-Equestria 20:22:45: there are no rules 20:23:04: Nothing is forbidden, everything is allowed. 20:23:08: Oh, no there are. Scroll to the bottom of this: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mS6QybEEEGxymc5mNuQx8gileixjhTrDcNU5zZimeYQ/edit 20:23:09: Shotgun totin' toastercorn 20:23:20: Disregard all of the fucking blurb etc etc 20:23:28: Just the feats and the minor rule change 20:23:51: You won't level up, just mod yourself if needs be 20:25:35: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhcsCSxUH3GBdHVUWWZfUFo5Q2JhSFUzOEp3RGQ4MHc#gid=0 20:25:37: Character sheet 20:26:09: Chor is totally doing a partly deranged utility Mr. Hoofy 20:26:54: also, I only see 3 archetipes there 20:27:09: Pega, uni, dirt 20:27:19: utility, assistant, security 20:27:25: It dances 20:28:07: Hmm 20:28:14: Infact maybe I am going OTT 20:28:23: Fuck it, just have a short and sweet character sheet 20:28:27: I haven't even read the original rules completely, not even sure if i've looked at the ones you're specificallytalking about :p 20:28:39: Yeah okay, definatly fuck it then 20:29:00: Chor could use a simpler rule system, like he's going to explain 20:29:58: I can't play today anyway, if that's what you were planning. I have my usual tuesday game in about thirty minutes, if enough players show up. 20:30:06: you put just bonuses in the stats, like 2x +2, 2x +1, 2x +0, 1x -1 20:30:14: We won't bother with such things as RULES. Just get a wrttn document with just. Name, Make, Colour and a damage table ranging from Fine, Battered, Bust, Broken, Shattered. 20:30:18: Ahhh 20:30:28: Chor and Wirepony, you guys available? 20:30:29: and to resolve anything that involves that statistic, you roll 2d6 and add that modifier 20:30:32: yup 20:30:41: That sounds better than what I suggested, Chor. 20:30:58: Not available now 20:30:59: on a 10+ you get what you want, on a 7-9 you only get a partial result, a ugly bargain, or an ugly choice to make 20:31:05: Stuck on phone 20:31:08: But tbh, there's notgoing to be any stats 20:31:10: aw 20:31:16: Just items 20:31:17: naw, why not 20:31:19: Like an adventure game 20:31:39: pffft xD aw hell, then more items give more bonuses to the roll 20:31:49: HMMM 20:31:54: like, the perfect tool for the job is a +2 and a good one is a +1 20:31:59: and using nothing at all is a -1 20:32:37: I can explain better while ongoing on the details 20:32:41: So what would the stats actually be? Just four traits that the toasters have? 20:32:57: I'd say SPECIAL 20:33:02: you're making it just tools right? so tools woud be everything that is 20:33:06: Everyone is familiar with it 20:33:22: And it's a good base to build off 20:33:25: Okay 20:33:43: still, robots are not ponies, in theory 20:34:08: and we could use a very simplified, pick-up-and-play system 20:34:22: SPECIAL applies to scum like zebras and griffins 20:34:23: Could do 20:34:32: Truth 20:34:37: No reason it can't work for the glorious robot race 20:35:04: so, basically, you have a list of the tools and things you have, and each thing you do depends on the tolls you use and how you use them 20:35:13: Okay, sounds good 20:35:27: Yes 20:35:27: the GM decides how appropriate the action is to the task, and gives relevant bonus 20:35:40: So how would a character sheet look? 20:35:45: TOOLS 20:35:55: Special, skills, TOOLS 20:36:16: you know, just the equipment, and maaybe some training to give some other bonus 20:36:31: And so if i wanted to roll to jump out of the way of tumbling rock whatwould that be? Roll the stat? 20:36:35: AGI? 20:36:48: well, that'd depend on the locomotion you possess 20:36:49: Yah agi plus any relevant tool 20:37:11: Rocket booster, vaulting pole, spiked treads 20:37:19: good locomotion to get out of the way would get you a bonus, if you're hovering and slow you get a malus 20:37:29: or stuff like that, really 20:37:32: So its a number out of 10 and what die do you roll? 20:37:54: D10 seems appropriate 20:38:06: 2d6+bonus, but really, that bonus can't go much farther than -1 or +3 20:38:21: Chor also doesn't understand anymore who Sunrise is talking to 20:38:29: Both of you :p 20:38:34: Heh 20:38:36: LOL, way to multitask 20:38:56: Chor is making more sense though 20:39:19: but basically, it'd be on a case-to-case basis, considering both your programming and your tools 20:39:27: So 2d6+bonus with Specials that go up to 10 ... How do we determine whats a success? 20:39:38: Programming = skills 20:39:40: it gets good since eventually the bonuses become codified and set in stone, and people know what to expect 20:40:08: Make the number from stat/skill plus bonus, roll less than it 20:40:12: nuuuu I was thinking no specials, just equipment and training (as programming) 20:41:04: Everybot is going to have special... Hmm 20:41:06: and you use them in conjucion for stuff, with little strictness means the player can get inventive 20:41:49: like using some welding programming to manipulate a pencil instead and draw precise lines, dunno xD 20:41:56: Special limited to 3 max, 15 assignable points, requires appropriate equipment to use 20:42:18: My 3 in perception does me no good without eyeballs 20:42:54: Chor is against SPECIAL in this case btw, there's already too much stuff on the plate if we want to use inventory and pseudo skills 20:43:04: But my interpolation processor in my spell matrix helps me get more out of even basic eyeballs 20:43:18: wiremobile is for special, is not militant 20:44:01: So 2d6+bonus. That bonus can come from both tools stats/training. You can roll to do anything basically, and the training can be let's say four(?) special features your toaster has. Each time you roll the dice you will be rolling to beat a hidden number I have selected for the challenge 20:44:05: Ammirite? 20:44:35: Sounds doable 20:45:02: nope, that's the cool thing, there's no DC, just the static one of 10+ for a good result and 7-9 for a meh result, however the bonus gets decided from how well the player approaches the problem 20:45:15: I'm so confused. Once you hammer it out, make me a quickstart guide, 'kay? 20:45:35: Also doable, but needs a shit hot dm 20:46:03: Ah right I see, yeah thats even easier 20:46:05: naw, it's easy really on the spur of the moment, plus keep in mind previous decisions carry oveer 20:46:28: so if you did something already you can use the same bonus for the same action, like you'd have your combat bonuses memorized 20:46:53: wat 20:47:16: like, you know, slicing open a raider or something with your blade 20:48:01: Oh so you built up traits from shit you've already done...? This has lost me now 20:48:33: mmmm, okay, let's do this instead 20:48:42: Woah woah 20:48:53: What's wrong with what we have already? It's cool and straight forward as fuck 20:49:31: So 2d6+bonus. That bonus can come from both tools stats/training. You can roll to do anything basically, and the training can be let's say four(?) special features your toaster has. 10+ for a good result and 7-9 for a meh result. Traits and tools can improve this 20:49:35: Is what I've got so far 20:49:39: mmm, nah, too much decisions on the GM, I guess we can simplify that part 20:49:50: wat 20:49:54: thats completely fine 20:50:36: "I'm going to roll to lockpick this door open" >roll a 4 "You jam the lock" >roll a 10 "The lock springs open" 20:50:42: Or 20:50:52: yeah that part is completely fine 20:51:12: "I'm going to dive out of the way from the collapsing debris" >roll a 4 "Oh no yo don't" >roll a 10 "You're already out of the room by the time it lands" 20:51:22: Huh, what's this stuff you want to add then? 20:51:26: I can run a game with just that 20:51:37: Character sheet would just have 4 [Traits] on it 20:51:41: Modified by my vibratory lockpick 20:51:57: I'd want to use SPECIALS as actual base for bonus decisions afterall, and leave tools/traits as modifiers depending on the action 20:51:59: Or rocket booster... yes 20:52:45: let's say, tools give a +1 if they're the right thing for the job, and lack of specific training gives -1? or -2? 20:52:46: Ewwwwww using SPECIAL 20:52:58: Lol 20:53:00: I know xD but that'd save the GM much hassle 20:53:13: It makes /more/ hassle! 20:53:23: that's more numbers to keep track of 20:53:34: nah, you shoot, you use PER+tools, end of story 20:53:45: Agi plus tools 20:53:48: instead of having the GM feedback everything 20:53:48: But Specials go up to 10 20:54:01: nah, we collapse them into something from -2 to +2 20:54:02: How do specials work into a +1/+2 system 20:54:05: oh 20:54:06: Or to 3, like I said 20:54:09: oooh 20:54:27: +3 is really, really good stuff, you don't want that as starting point 20:54:42: Hmmm 20:54:48: Okay right, I'm behind this now 20:54:50: since there's tools aleady that can give you a boost 20:54:58: Yes. -2 to + 2 is good 20:55:10: ALRIGHT! So it's set now I guess 20:55:21: Start all special at zero, unlimited fiddling? 20:55:28: lack of specific training gives -2 then? 20:55:37: hmmm, I'd say something like +5 total 20:55:58: it's a little badass though ;p 20:56:15: Id argue + 2 or 3 to reduce badassery 20:56:20: +3 is good 20:56:52: This is about tools, not... Minmaxing 20:56:59: 3 is happy 20:57:13: So 2d6+bonus. That bonus can come from both tools stats/training. You can roll to do anything basically, and the training can be let's say four(?) special features your toaster has. 10+ for a good result and 7-9 for a meh result. SPECIAL can range from -2 to +2. You start off with 0 in everything and have 4 Special points to spend. You can reduce special stats to minuses to get more bonuses. 20:57:15: That sound good? 20:57:55: Four special features? 20:58:59: o 2d6+bonus. That bonus can come from both tools stats/training. You can roll to interact in the game work or handle challenges. 10+ for a good result and 7-9 for a meh result. SPECIAL can range from -2 to +2. You start off with 0 in everything and have 4 Special points to spend. You can reduce special stats to minuses to get more bonuses. 20:59:02: whoops :3 20:59:21: yeah, oh lawd, a crazy idea right there, we could use a common pool of SPECIAL points, HP, trainings, and items, all on a 1:1 basis 20:59:26: right here* 20:59:41: THIS IS GETTING VERY SILLY 20:59:42: so you've got like 12 points to spend, go nuts xD 20:59:48: That sounds like madness 20:59:57: yeah, it is, I said it was crazy 21:00:01: so NEVERMIND 21:00:05: K 21:00:20: wiremobile nibbles on tinfoil 21:00:22: Probably won't use training 21:00:33: Just tools 21:01:10: aw, are you sure? sounded cool enough to allow people their own niche 21:01:22: Coprocessors and additional boards hideously rare 21:01:48: You wanted the SPECIAL stats, man :p That's what they'd replace 21:02:02: But good for nigh-permanent upgrades, assuming you can get them installed 21:02:02: ah well, let's give it a try this way 21:02:15: Right 21:02:38: The vast majority of character abilities is going to be in tools and equipment 21:02:50: I likey 21:04:33: SO character sheet will look something like this: http://wrttn.in/7b152e 21:04:36: Let's go then? I have a S +0 | P +2 | E +0 | C -1 | I +2 | A +1 | L +0 utility bot with all the cool stuff: 1 Cutter, 1 Welder, 1 Small Gripper, 1 Screw Driver, Impulse Drive (Slow) 21:04:54: Okay sounds good 21:05:46: also, I'd say STR lets you carry more/less stuff, say, locomotion+STR number of items/tools 21:06:25: Oh god 21:06:33: We're fusion buma 21:06:35: legs allow you like 10, impulse drive only 7 21:07:00: Eh, they're only gonna be tools and shit man, you won't be lugging car engines around 21:07:07: mmm, we can do less probably, 9/6? 21:07:13: What're you going to make, Wiremobile? :3 21:07:16: but alright ;p 21:07:30: Impulse drive (fast) does not increase that, just increased speed 21:07:41: yeah 21:08:15: I can't do it in my brain and I have no spreadsheet or gdocs output on phone 21:08:30: also, let's say core has 4 HP, most weapons do 1 harm? 21:08:52: Waaaay low 21:09:02: if they're threatening at all of course 21:09:13: Eh 21:09:16: Again 21:09:33: I'll probably just handle that 21:09:35: Later 21:09:37: You'll see 21:09:39: alright man 21:09:51: There's no need for combat stats and armour 21:10:02: D8 21:10:22: Yeah, whatcha' gonna do then Wiremobile? :o 21:10:41: Tell me more because my build notes just got obsoleted 21:10:48: there's the assistant which has Voice Augmentation, 1 Scriber, 1 Audio Recorder, 4 Legs, 1 Small Storage Compartment 21:10:59: and the security robot with Armoured Chassis, 1 Magic Energy Pistol, 1 Night Vision, 1 Flash Light, 2 Legs 21:11:03: so choose one :3 21:12:23: and make SPECIAL for it 21:12:30: make it SPECIAL* 21:14:26: S-1 / p 1 / e -1 / c 2 / I 2 / a -2 / l 2 21:14:42: Security robot 21:14:54: you dashing thing you :3 21:15:15: would we want a third player? that'd be easy enough to bring up to speed ^^ 21:15:23: Yup, that'd be cool 21:15:31: Shit just went down in irc 21:15:35: gonna give it a couple of minutes 21:15:42: I'm too sexy for impulse drive 21:15:46: lol 21:16:25: Oh my, ilupony! 21:16:28: Ilushia shall totally sit in here and watch. >.> 21:16:33: woo! *hugs an ilupone* 21:16:35: Damn. 21:16:47: Ilushia lacks brainpower or time to actually play the game, unless you're like super desperate for players and only planning a one-off session or something. 21:16:52: We have two watchers but no third player D: 21:16:55: Statement: the soft has been maximised 21:17:15: Oh lol, I see where you're going Wiremobile 21:17:27: Oh my 21:17:39: Hmm, need to name my toaster 21:17:58: There's no use kidding ourselves, they're not toaster anymore. 21:18:13: 8c 21:18:14: Mine's Mr Hoofy #2342, self-named Patchy 21:18:38: XD 21:18:44: so there are Toasters here? 21:18:47: So what are you planning to do with this exactly? 21:18:54: yuuup, wanna hear the rules? 21:18:58: Drop it Sunrise 21:19:08: can i wear a cape 21:19:10: Security Drone #1742(e), Designate Mr. Scowly reporting 21:19:37: Sure 21:19:40: Dice = 2d6+bonus. That bonus can come from both tools stats/training. You can roll to interact in the game work or handle challenges. 10+ for a good result and 7-9 for a meh result. SPECIAL can range from -2 to +2. You start off with 0 in everything and have 4 Special points to spend. You can reduce special stats to minuses to get more bonuses. 21:19:50: Ultra-simplified 21:20:06: XD 21:20:20: now has a notepad 21:20:26: Utility has 1 Cutter, 1 Welder, 1 Small Gripper, 1 Screw Driver, Impulse Drive (Slow) 21:20:30: Assistant has Voice Augmentation, 1 Scriber, 1 Audio Recorder, 4 Legs, 1 Small Storage Compartment 21:20:35: Security has Armoured Chassis, 1 Magic Energy Pistol, 1 Night Vision, 1 Flash Light, 2 Legs 21:20:48: tools basically give you +1 to rolls when used properly 21:21:18: and that's it 21:21:38: We need an assistant 21:21:52: Ilushia could play an assistant. 21:21:55: Ilushia ponders this. 21:22:03: I am an assistant already :3 21:22:07: Ah 21:22:07: We currently have no way to interact with meat beings using audio 21:22:18: Wat 21:22:20: Chor is an assistant, wire is a security 21:22:24: utility :o 21:22:24: You're Utility Chor 21:22:28: Doh 21:22:30: You silly filly 21:22:32: oh fuck, that's true 21:22:38: ITS SO SIMPLIFIED 21:22:40: chor is a noob 21:22:42: EVEN WE DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON 21:22:43: so Ilu, you can totally be the assistant xD 21:22:51: 2d6+2 DERP 21:22:52: Chor, DERP: 12 [2d6=4,6] 21:22:54: Ilushia shall be the assistant then. Maybe slow. XD 21:23:03: yup, totally derp with full success 21:23:24: 6_9 21:23:51: remember Sunrise, 7-9 means the player may have to choose on occasion whether to continue with his action and suffer ill side consequences, or forfeit his intent 21:24:13: or, just meh stuff happens, either of the two ;p 21:24:13: KAY 21:24:14: Repair Unit #22758 - Squeaky to her friends. 21:24:22: Oh wait 21:24:25: That's Utility 21:24:27: Ilushia poners. 21:24:31: Ilushia ponders. 21:24:33: Oop, BRB 21:24:35: Gotta bring in groceries. 21:24:45: Sunrise will take that opportunity to grab a tea 21:24:49: So Patchy, Scowly and Squeaky ^^ loving this 21:25:03: Chor will also tea before AWESOME 21:25:21: Statement: friendship acquisition program running on all available processors 21:25:32: Scygnus, wake up 21:27:52: Statement: hi. 21:27:55: Back 21:28:52: Research Unit #2895 - Squeaky! 21:29:13: Hooray! 21:29:41: Sunrise is afk, can rule dump 21:29:54: What's our total at the moment? Also, looks like I'll be playing the usual tuesday game, so excuse me if I end up half-here if you're actually planning on running today. 21:30:14: so wait, what is this? 21:30:16: Special is -2 to + 2, 4 bonus points, start at zero 21:30:19: Strength: -2 21:30:20: Perception: +1 21:30:20: Endurance: 0 21:30:20: Charisma: +2 21:30:20: Intelligence: +2 21:30:20: Agility: 0 21:30:20: Luck: +1 21:30:56: reposting for Ilu: I have a S +0 | P +2 | E +0 | C -1 | I +2 | A +1 | L +0 utility bot with all the cool stuff: 1 Cutter, 1 Welder, 1 Small Gripper, 1 Screw Driver, Impulse Drive (Slow) 21:31:08: We're playing toasters. 21:31:18: brave little Wasteland toaster 21:31:21: s* 21:31:21: And what's our class list? One of each so far? 21:31:25: yup 21:31:33: Utility has 1 Cutter, 1 Welder, 1 Small Gripper, 1 Screw Driver, Impulse Drive (Slow) 21:31:33: Assistant has Voice Augmentation, 1 Scriber, 1 Audio Recorder, 4 Legs, 1 Small Storage Compartment 21:31:33: Security has Armoured Chassis, 1 Magic Energy Pistol, 1 Night Vision, 1 Flash Light, 2 Legs 21:31:40: Dice = 2d6+bonus. That bonus can come from both tools stats/training. You can roll to interact in the game work or handle challenges. 10+ for a good result and 7-9 for a meh result. SPECIAL can range from -2 to +2. You start off with 0 in everything and have 4 Special points to spend. You can reduce special stats to minuses to get more bonuses. 21:31:51: SO MUCH RULES UGH MY EYESSSS 21:32:01: XD 21:32:09: 21:32:17: I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT? 21:32:23: WE SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER INVOLVED DICE 21:32:54: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I EVEN BROUGHT BONES HERE AND EVERYTHING 21:32:58: You going Assistant then yeah, Ilushia? 21:33:05: Yep 21:33:15: Ilushia shall be talking and being smart, yay! 21:33:20: Chor repost your special plz 21:33:29: S +0 | P +2 | E +0 | C -1 | I +2 | A +1 | L +0 utility bot with all the cool stuff: 1 Cutter, 1 Welder, 1 Small Gripper, 1 Screw Driver, Impulse Drive (Slow) 21:33:32: Ilushia has a doctorate in Grilled Bread Product Theory from UoT:S. 21:34:20: Name, chor? 21:34:23: alright, so we make it all in one chat? or separate IC from OOC? 21:34:30: Mr_Scowly has an excel open 21:34:31: This can be the ooc one 21:34:32: Mr Hoofy #2342, self-named Patchy 21:34:44: Lemme get a dicebot in here 21:34:50: And how many in here are actually planning on playing? 21:34:54: 2d6 NO U 21:34:55: Bones is here 21:34:55: Bones is already here, Sunrise. 21:34:55: Chor, NO U: 4 [2d6=3,1] 21:34:59: ... 21:35:01: 1d6 21:35:01: Xavi, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] 21:35:02: God damn 21:35:10: Research Unit #2895 - Squeaky! 21:35:10: When did that even... 21:35:14: DO YOU EVER LISTEN WHEN I TALK SUNRISE 21:35:23: I don't 21:35:25: SORRY, ALL I HEAR IS AN ANNOYING DRONE >:| 21:35:30: OH RIGHT I HAPPEN TO MISS A VOICE SYNTHETYZER 21:35:30: XD 21:35:34: You are a meatbag 21:35:37: how many have you lot got to play? 21:35:45: ^ Good question 21:35:50: o/ 21:35:56: lol 21:35:58: I am free for the next 6hours or so 21:36:08: Can push more though 21:36:15: oh lawdy 21:36:18: I am quasi-free for 2 hours 21:36:24: Ilushia is free for about six to eight hours at most. 21:36:39: I might join in, thinking of partnering with wire as Mr_Growly :p 21:36:56: I'm here 'till at least ten or so, but will be playing another game at the same time. 21:37:01: Welcome fellow unit 21:37:11: Um, five and a half hours that is. 21:37:18: sounds good enough 21:37:26: Sunrise open the char sheet gdoc for public edit plz 21:37:44: Oh, I aint even using it. Heh 21:37:57: Yes so I'm gonna :) 21:38:01: dude, we have like, 7 numbers and a bunch of items to keep track of xD use a friggin txt man 21:38:05: Hahaha okay 21:38:14: Yeah what chor sai 21:38:49: But 21:38:53: I've opened it for anybody to edit 21:38:56: So go nuts 21:39:31: amidoinitrite 21:39:36: FUNNY GUY. 21:39:44: zzzzzzzzzzz 21:39:47: I LIKE YOU. 21:39:50: I'LL TOAST YOU LAST. 21:39:51: Sweet dreams of electric toasts! 21:40:03: Who am I to disagreeee 21:40:13: okay, when you guys are ready just join #toastersic 21:40:15: Chor Patchy 21:40:28: Chor derps once again 21:41:08: all are free to spectate ^^ just don't talk in there unless you can toast toast toastilliciously 21:41:21: Ayyup 21:41:40: can I play the role of a toaster repairpony who is also perpetually asleep 21:41:48: that's good enough 21:41:49: hey guys, it's breakfast time here, mind giving me some toast? 21:41:55: You can, but I think your dialogue might be limited 21:42:10: I exist only for Mr_Scowly's amusement 21:42:23: Patchy offers Xavi some toast: burned, pulverized, and dipped in machine oil, just like he likes it best! 21:42:40: Statement: what is love? Baby don't hurt me. 21:42:42: Xavi doesn't want the oil though... 21:42:48: A TOASTER IS JUST A DEATHRAY WITH A SMALLER ENERGY SOURCE! 21:42:59: Scygnus now has this hilarious image of the party dragging a fallen comrade to the SPP because they heard there was an amazing Toaster Repairpony up there. Mostly hilarious because of how hard Pip would facehoof. 21:43:00: Hahahah 21:43:04: Ilu, chor, need descriptor and branding 21:43:06: Beep boop son, beep boop. 21:43:47: Scygnus you rolling up a brobot now? 21:43:54: Mr. Hoofy #2342 , of Iron Will Manufacturing, Mr Hoofy #2342, reporting for duty! 21:44:13: and Squeaky join #toastersic 21:44:22: Name: Mr. Growly 21:44:23: Class: Security 21:44:24: Str 2 Per 2 End 2 Cha -2 Int -2 Agi 2 Luk 0 21:44:32: Research Unit #2895 - Product of Sentient-Toaster Relation Experiments, subject codename - Squeaky! 21:44:39: pardon my faulty introduction programming, sir! 21:47:33: Squeaky ~ Squeeeeaky 21:50:20: also, how does non-assistant communicate among themselves? Am I a R2D2? 21:50:31: ... 21:50:34: Get out of my head, man 21:50:39: I was just typing that out 21:50:39: Beep boop aslkfjhbalakjsbfalkjga 21:50:43: YEAH SO ANYWAY 21:51:05: Basically, you guys can all communicate to each other in binery, spell do-dahs or whatever. To actually project a voice into the outside world you need one. 21:51:14: Ilu pone is only one that can talk to meat sacks without a terminal or pipbuck 21:51:19: Correct 21:51:20: eeyup 21:52:32: And soon... Very soon... All those filthy, stinking meat-sacks shall obey my commands... My wishes... My whims! MWAHAHAHA! 21:52:52: Hahaha 21:52:58: yup, your common ragtag team of deranged robots right here 21:53:07: Full-Fallout robots 21:53:28: Squeaky join #toastersic 21:53:31: aayup 21:53:33: Sunrise, you've played FoNV right? 21:53:36: Yup 21:53:42: K. XD 21:53:47: Oooooh, but not the Old World Blues 21:53:50: I know icekatze hasn't, is the thing. 21:53:53: Which you're obv deferencing 21:53:55: Hahaha! 21:54:09: Nuclear toaster is best toaster 21:54:15: Infact, scratch that. I've not playing ANY of the expansions for New Vegas, oddly 21:54:31: XD 21:54:35: despite completing the game like 4 times 21:54:39: Sunrise is a goddamn fruit 21:54:45: can you even look diappointed? xD 21:54:48: XD 21:55:14: Disappointed lemon is disappointed 21:55:15: It's that unecessary zero at the beginning of the code stream. 21:55:25: oh, I see 21:55:42: also, I'm most certainly going mad trying to differentiate between you two 21:55:49: XD 21:55:57: Mr_Growly thought that might happen. 21:56:05: 12http://i.minus.com/ikkPEUqqepDWs.png 21:56:10: WOOOOOOOOO 21:56:11: I was there first, so 21:56:31: Just imagine he's Scooby and I'm Scrappy. 21:56:36: lol 21:56:46: Ruh roh! 21:56:50: even if I was down for playing (I just have another channel to lurk now) I'm leaving to pick up my brother from the airport in an hour 21:57:01: Damn 21:57:17: cya Snow, remember to equip your wheels before leaving! 21:57:31: im not leaving for an hour :D 22:00:59: <3 that image. 22:02:11: I know right!? 22:02:26: It's insanely appropriate 22:08:29: Patchy compiles together for ease of use http://mibpaste.com/7Bzrab 22:09:08: Check the gdoc 8p 22:09:18: haha xD 22:10:04: how cool ^^ for the people who weren't there: http://mibpaste.com/7Bzrab 22:10:08: LOL sorry 22:10:12: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhcsCSxUH3GBdHVUWWZfUFo5Q2JhSFUzOEp3RGQ4MHc#gid=0 22:11:03: Scowly_Unit works his manipulators to the bare metal, and this is the thanks he gets 22:11:41: Patchy pat-pats (clunk-clunks) the poor Scowly_Unit 22:12:38: XD 22:12:51: squeaky is presumably some kind of pony-shaped research assistant 'bot. 22:13:37: And go! 22:14:00: I just imagine your fim fiction avatar in chrome 22:14:06: And correct, Squeaky 22:14:21: Yeah, pretty much. XD 22:14:28: 4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwe1nbYO3og 22:19:35: I have no mental imageof what we're supposed to look like here ;p 22:20:20: We're bipedal type security drones, squeaky is a pony bot, patchy is a sprite 22:20:22: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090107121018/fallout/images/archive/8/8c/20110125223307!Mister_Handy.png kinda 22:21:20: Pretty much 22:21:33: Ah. Got it. 22:23:44: unlike the picture, though, I do not spew blood from my anus 22:24:19: a hovering talisman gives me concessions on Newton's 2nd law 22:26:45: Hahaha 22:30:17: Is somebody logging this? I want a copy for posterity later :p 22:30:25: Yup 22:30:37: Yay! 22:32:28: Scowly_Unit: apostrophes are required in order to improve processor efficiency in detecting text. 22:32:39: "Like this!" 22:33:27: detecting dialogue* 22:33:35: Scowly_Unit learns something new, implements immediately 22:33:55: also, I can't really form an image of those two-legged securities, are they like, anthros? xD 22:34:12: Mr_Growly wasn't using quotes because he doesn't have a voicebox. 22:34:33: that's the same, you're still communicating, AKA talking, only difference is language 22:34:47: even if someone speaks Greek to you you still put it between apostrophes ;p 22:34:48: Yah yeah. 22:35:08: I wasn't because ignorant 22:35:16: I could be really annoying and find that thing that translated text to binary :p 22:35:18: Eh, details 22:35:35: It may just be easier to actually change what the dialogue is to living 22:35:38: squeaky returns 22:35:40: maybe uses + keys 22:35:44: like +Hello flesh unit+ 22:36:16: hah, that's an idea, we could use the alternate 22:36:33: Yeah... Pony legible dialog gets ", robot gets + 22:36:39: >Hello fleshy unit. You may not understand this.< 22:36:58: + please, it's a pain to < on phone 22:37:04: alrighty 22:37:57: Squeaky? 22:39:36: Oops 22:39:45: Replace "s with +s there. >.. 22:39:51: squeaky is sorry she's slow. XD 22:39:56: 8) 22:40:01: fixing the door, Welders, screw drivers, grippers, the whole shebang 22:40:04: No problem 22:40:06: okay! 22:40:10: what stat? 22:40:17: Int 22:40:19: plus tools 22:40:21: Oooh, the first system test 22:40:21: so thats a +3 22:40:22: 2d6+3 22:40:22: Patchy, 2d6+3: 11 [2d6=2,6] 22:40:26: Fffff 22:40:26: eeyup 22:40:27: Woah 22:40:40: :3 22:42:14: so, um, who narrates that? 22:42:47: I suppose players could be trusted with narrating total successes 22:43:41: Eh, we'll just do it how we do in the PnP, the most professional way, first to hit the Enter key 22:43:52: like a bawss 22:47:27: Per check, anything usable on the process floor? 22:47:38: doing the same actually 22:47:49: so, I suppose highest rolls or something? 22:48:48: 1 per and flashlight, say +1 = 2d6 + 2 for me 22:49:15: me too, so 22:49:24: 1d2 1 means I roll 22:49:26: Patchy, 1 means I roll: 2 [1d2=2] 22:49:29: you go ;p 22:50:26: 2d6 + 2 22:50:26: Scowly_Unit, + 2: 3 [2d6=1,2] 22:50:32: pffft xD 22:50:34: Owwww 22:50:42: that's a 5 btw 22:50:44: but still 22:58:24: squeaky is failing this so hard. XD 22:58:31: Lol 22:58:49: It's certainly a different theory 22:58:49: nah, just get used to it ;p 22:59:01: Hehe yeah 22:59:18: so, any rolls required for our actions? 23:04:14: Hey hey julep 23:04:26: Julep waves. "This is glorious." 23:04:43: It's toasterrific 23:05:19: Hahaha 23:05:57: And heya Julep :D 23:06:38: Fuck, I accidentally a female Squeaky 23:06:45: hahaha xD 23:06:53: ... robots have genders? 23:07:00: Yep 23:07:04: That's some nifty sentience you have there. 23:07:10: Apparently they do now, thanks to my typing 23:07:13: XD 23:07:23: A software setting and optional genital equipment 23:07:35: Call it "hard ware" 23:07:39: ... 23:07:41: no. 23:07:43: Bad. 23:07:44: XD 23:07:54: 8D 23:07:54: I will inform you pony-shaped meatbag that self-conscious units can have all the genders they want, including metrosexuals if they like machine oil and winter armor fashion very much! 23:08:02: Julep has seen some distinctly R34 ponybots. Just... not... no. 23:08:12: Winter armor is always in fashion 23:08:23: Sunrise, we require loot 23:08:47: aha, so you are coming out of the stais pod Scowly_Unit? CONFESS! 23:09:18: This unit confesses to desiring a margarita and a hammock 23:09:24: Hehe 23:09:41: Squeaky was programmed for pony-robot relations (of the social kind, you sickos), so she identifies female even though she's an it. 23:09:42: so Sunrise, any roll for moi? ^.^ 23:10:10: Sorry, was reading Squeaky while typing :p 23:10:16: nah Sunrise THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT, I WAS GONNA ROLLLLLL 23:10:29: TRY AND STOP ME 23:10:34: Ahhh I have bad feels about levers now 23:12:18: any of us who can read hard drives? 23:12:25: Julep snickers. 23:12:38: Http://i.imgur.com/a29Om.jpg 23:12:39: though I suppose Squeaky would be the pony-shaped robot for the job 23:12:46: HAHAHAHAHA 23:12:49: XD 23:12:56: So that's what you security things look like! 23:13:08: Patchy is totally the sexy guy in the middle 23:13:12: Hahaha 23:13:31: And no, they're literally like HDs, they'd need to be plugged into a terminal 23:13:52: R2-D2 is a playa. 23:13:52: mmm, like the one back in the first room? 23:14:01: Maybe! 23:14:07: or the one inside here? 23:14:43: No like the ones in this room, they're industrial stuff 23:14:57: Bare circuitry, a lot of mechanics etc 23:15:27: aw, sorry 23:18:55: Huh 23:19:07: 1d2 23:19:07: Scowly_Unit, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1] 23:19:13: Right 23:22:50: also, the ruleset I brought this dice roll system from offer rolls to to discern and learn more about something, that is, Ilu would have had to roll to discern just what was it about that field 23:23:19: the original version had "10+: ask 3 questions, 7-9: ask 1 question", but you know, whatever you wanna do is fine~ 23:23:39: Pfffsh 23:24:07: the questions were also codified, lemme fetch the text~ 23:24:07: Okay, Patchy, roll Int without any tool use to plug in and attempt to use that HD with the terminal, yeah? 23:24:16: Patchy, 2d6+2: 12 [2d6=4,6] 23:24:16: 2d6+2 23:24:20: woooooo 23:24:30: God damn 23:24:33: Patchy asks for rolls because he is best roller :3 23:24:57: You monster 23:25:07: >:3 23:25:27: says the walking washing machine 23:26:42: 3 minutes till offline to drive home 23:26:58: Eat downtime 2 hours 23:27:11: XD 23:27:14: Estimate* 23:28:13: Dang. 23:29:53: And it's go time for me. Back as soon as possible 23:30:13: Okay! 23:30:34: I want more of this. We need forum post and schedule 23:30:43: lolololol 23:30:48: Oh god 23:30:49: Hugs to all 23:30:52: Cheers 23:31:26: although we could really use the fact that tools give more than a +1 next time, they should make more of a difference, but that's for the next time :è 23:31:28: ;p* 23:31:54: that induced grins 23:33:24: Hehe 23:33:31: I hereby declare Patchy to be best toaster 23:34:02: squeaky suggests stealing something from another game she used to play and adding a ranking level for each item which grants a bonus to rolls equal to that ranking bonus. Going up to 5 at the highest. 23:34:25: aww thanks :) 23:35:01: well, if we're going to use 2d6, then really, +4 is as high as it can ever get, stats+tools 23:35:27: otherwise the whole thing becomes a cakewalk to victory xD 23:36:36: Hehe 23:36:53: although I have noticed that we can use the 1-10 SPECIAL if we use 2d12, it has roughly the same distribution using 24+ for success and 16+ for meh 23:38:13: wait, by the front doors, you mean those at floor 0? 23:38:37: @Sunrise 23:38:45: Ya 23:38:48: kay 23:38:51: Like, the main front doors to the building 23:46:08: Mmmm, maybe some spectator might like to take some part while the others are away? :3 23:46:22: I mean, it's not like we got too attached to our characters yet xD 23:48:23: squeaky returns. 23:48:24: also, are we still at floor 0 Sunrise? and which doors are actually locked? 23:48:34: squeaky is sorry for vanishing. 23:48:49: Patchy hugs a friendliest ponybot. 23:49:23: You're still at floor 0 yeah, the balcony would take you to floor 1 then beyond etc 23:49:45: And welcome back friendlybot 23:50:35: squeaky is friendlybot, yay! 23:51:18: wait, so I expressed already the will to go up a floor, is there anything restraining me from doing so? Or didn't I? 6.9 23:51:49: Oh 23:51:58: Right i thought you meant floor as in the new room you were in 23:51:59: Okay my bad 23:52:07: ah, I c 23:57:11: so, str+1^ 23:57:12: ?* 23:58:03: 2d6+1 doing it anyway 23:58:04: Patchy, doing it anyway: 7 [2d6=1,5] 23:58:04: Yup 23:58:06: oooh 23:58:17: nice tiem for experimenting, this is 00:00:35: keep in mind that meh successes can include exposing oneself to danger, consuming resources, losing body parts, taking a long time, needing additional parts for completion, etc. 00:02:57: Hehe 00:03:05: You know what ruleset I'd love to use for a game someday? 00:03:10: do tell 00:03:13: The Mountain Witch 00:03:16: Which is awesome. 00:03:35: Oh shit 00:03:39: I've fucking read that 00:03:41: It's got this trust system where each player can raise or reduce trust with others each chapter, which gives those others dice they can spend to help or hurt their allies. 00:03:43: Yeah, man that'd be an awesome game :D 00:03:51: Wouldn't it just? 00:05:31: Patchy brbs. 00:13:03: Patchy backs. 00:14:39: Patchy needs to play more RPGs to widen his rule system knowledge, also funs. 00:15:00: is that /pony/ talking? 00:15:07: yup! 00:16:52: Mr_Growly isn't actually here anymore, is he? :p 00:17:15: eh, I'd only wish ;p 00:17:18: Here-ish. Surrounded by goblins in my other game. 00:17:32: He'll speak when we find something he can shoot :p 00:17:55: Ah-hah 00:17:56: :D 00:19:28: Oh, and may I assume we security units have speakers with pre-recorded messages? 00:19:48: Hah, Yeah 00:20:49: Would be stuff like... [Identifying the fact that you're security and have authorisation to fire] [Calling perps to stop] [Informing them that they're under arrest when they do comply] and then maybe like a [Default greeting] for non-emergancies 00:21:53: Okay, roll Int, Patchy 00:21:58: that's int? 00:22:05: 2d6+2 00:22:06: Patchy, 2d6+2: 10 [2d6=3,5] 00:22:15: Patchy does a hovering happy dance. 00:22:17: You'll see in a sec 00:22:51: Mr_Growly was thinking for DIE ZEBRA SCUM! or SURRENDER AND YOU WILL BE KILLED PEACEFULLY! 00:23:04: well, you see Sunrise, this system is made so you don't have to think up of complications in advance, you just do when the dice tell you to ;p saves up lots of brain squeezing 00:24:16: in particular, 7-9 is victory with complications, and 6- is failure with complications 00:26:08: ohohoho, you sly fox you Sun ;p 00:26:40: XD 00:27:27: :3 00:37:58: Charisma? 00:38:35: probably, the parley move I knew about required that in order to demand something you'd need some leverage, something that they want 00:39:01: Aaand yes, roll CHA 00:39:08: on a 10+ they accept and you can promise you'd grant what they want, on a 7-9 they want proof right now of that. 00:40:10: the thing we could use right now is "We don't kill you," with +1 for lazer pistols! Cooperation! xD 00:40:35: Do I get a bonus for my vocalizer? 00:40:43: Yup! 00:40:46: Counts as a Tool 00:40:49: 2d6+3 00:40:50: Squeaky, 2d6+3: 7 [2d6=2,2] 00:40:55: Oh dear 00:41:05: still a kinda success tho 00:41:09: Yeah 00:41:22: was mainly looking at the two 2s :p 00:41:50: hahaha, told you, we can't go much higher than +3 or it becomes all a success xP 00:47:16: scanning the folks for ID cards, can I has that? +per? 00:47:59: Yeah, roll Per. You'll have an employee database you can check for non-hostiles. 00:48:06: 2d6+2 00:48:07: Patchy, 2d6+2: 13 [2d6=5,6] 00:48:13: Patchy swags. 00:48:33: Oh, wait. Squeaky just got a massive jump on you 00:48:41: yup, she did 00:48:56: Squeaky, roll PER 00:49:04: still, highest rolls, and +2 would be the highest ;p 00:49:05: To make our their faces in detail, etc 00:50:05: squeaky is only +1 unless she's also got a database 00:50:22: I mean, I vote she uses my result since we're going for the same purpose, and we're cooperating 00:50:23: Nah, just the +1 00:50:35: lol, yeah you would say that :p 00:51:00: man, like we did with the scavenging before, highest rolls and that's it, no reason to make all the players roll 00:51:14: otherwise there'd be tons of failures and complications and shix xP 00:51:55: aight fiiine 00:52:18: yay, so you can tell either of us what the database results are :3 00:54:38: Patchy broadcasting that? 00:54:57: newp, >this is machine speak< 00:55:18: I meant to the rest of us. 00:55:26: oh yeah, then of course I am ;p 00:55:40: Patchy may also be not exactly a stable personality 00:55:42: Okay. Players can act. 00:56:18: Roll? 00:56:42: Yup, 2d6+PER 00:56:47: For pew-pews. 00:57:02: 2d6+2 00:57:03: Mr_Growly, 2d6+2: 10 [2d6=4,4] 00:57:11: Hot diggity 00:57:15: Don't forget your pewpew weapon bonus! 00:57:38: Oh,wasn't sure I got it. So that'd be 11 then. 00:58:08: eh, I may have to rethink later this +1 flat bonus thing ;p 00:58:19: Sunrise, 2d6: 7 [2d6=1,6] 00:58:19: 2d6 00:58:49: Are combat rolls opposed rolls? 00:59:30: Nah, it's just roll to hit 00:59:39: well, 10+ is all fine and dandy, then it's differentiated beween CC and ranged 00:59:45: They shot back. Since Patchy ain't going to have time to get to them 00:59:52: But I guess he's on his way, yeah? 01:00:34: CC 7-9 means you hit and get an attack, ranged 7-9 means you can choose either to expose yourself to danger to get the shot, get a glancing shot, or consume more ammo than strictly necessary 01:01:27: and those last options were player-chosen. (/me is recollecting the rules for Dungeon world with this) 01:02:04: Ah well 01:02:04: then the enemy makes his move, and it's either plain damage they apply or some other elaborate thing that forces reactive rolls on the players 01:02:16: Players up again 01:03:00: going for me CC weaponz, would the cutter give me a +1? 01:03:06: Yup 01:03:11: And welder 01:03:16: Mr_Growly doesn't has knees. 01:03:17: But ofc, same attack 01:03:18: 2d6+1 01:03:19: Patchy, 2d6+1: 10 [2d6=3,6] 01:03:26: Patchy grins widely. 01:03:39: that was +str btw 01:03:51: 2d6+3 01:03:51: Mr_Growly, 2d6+3: 11 [2d6=4,4] 01:05:10: Evidently Growly was built by Solaris Inc. XD 01:05:28: yup, they had their hoof in a lot of things xP 01:07:03: squeaky takes cover. Is talky-bot! Not shooty-bot! 01:08:12: Players turn, mare is fleeing. 01:08:34: want to have a round of parley Squeaky? 01:10:18: though you'd have to block her path, keep that in mind =P 01:11:22: taking that as a no in 10... 01:11:35: squeaky is typing as fast as she can! 01:11:39: procedure aborted. :p 01:12:02: :D Okay, roll CHA! 01:12:26: Scratch that if she stops. 01:12:35: ...With a bonus of +1 from Growly's parting shot 01:12:41: haha, yeah don't worry, I know your timings ;P was just fooling around and seeing if I could get a Y/N answer ;p don't worry about old crazy Patchy 01:12:46: 2d6+4 01:12:47: Squeaky, 2d6+4: 7 [2d6=2,1] 01:12:53: squeaky is abysmal at this, apparently. XD 01:12:58: Hahaha oh my days 01:15:02: mmm, that sounded a bit too agrressive xD I'm not really attacking her here 01:23:04: Wey 01:23:05: Welcome back 01:23:09: o/ 01:23:11: yusss 01:23:19: you just missed a combat with some Steel Rangers ;p 01:23:23: squeaky wonders if she even knows what the Steel Rangers are. Would assume so but isn't 100% sure. 01:23:59: The group has gone through the building and discovered a bunch of steel rangers were trying to steal the factory Maneframe 01:24:02: oh yeah, SR were pre-war stuff 01:24:29: well, war stuff, but still 01:24:29: oooo! 01:24:56: So'kay, Scowly. I rolled good. 01:25:17: Yeah, I know that, I just figured I'd check. XD 01:25:40: Yeah she'd be aware of them 01:26:06: what's the current setting, and how did I get handled? 01:27:14: you weren't ;p just chilling along, doing beeps and shit 01:27:30: fair enough 01:27:41: You're currently upstairs in an office. top floor, just outside the Maneframe. There are three dead Steel Rangers here along with three already destroyed pop-up turrets. 01:27:57: where are the others? 01:28:00: Below is admin and technology which has a few machines 01:28:01: With you 01:28:10: You were just laggin' behind we'll say 01:28:14: Sunrise handwaviums 01:28:18: Scowly_Unit buys in 01:34:20: processing logfile 01:41:22: Top Squeaky Priority! 01:41:31: Well yes. 01:41:44: She's a pony-robot relations unit! Ofcourse her first priority is protecting pony-kind. XD 01:41:49: still, amusing channel entry break placement 01:43:01: entry break? 01:43:06: *does not compute* 01:44:01: so Sun, gotta roll anything here? 01:44:19: Right, yeah. Roll Int 01:44:24: No bonuses 01:44:27: 2d6+2 01:44:27: Patchy, 2d6+2: 12 [2d6=5,5] 01:44:32: :3 01:44:33: Dang 01:44:37: http://i.imgur.com/Rp77F.png 01:44:46: Squeaky Priority. 01:44:54: LOL! 01:45:07: Wait 01:45:11: What the fuck even happened there 01:45:23: you don't wanna know hahahaha 01:45:30: I read it was Squeaky. Then took your roll anyway. 01:45:32: I just 01:45:36: Christ I need a dirnk 01:45:42: Kingsley[Chores] claps 01:46:45: so anyway, I was checking the state of Julie and the stuff she was supposed to be connected to. 01:49:25: Gotta say, mental image of that is quite cool. 01:49:34: ^^ 01:50:09: This post apoc survivor sitting down face to face with an almost pristine pre-war robot lookalike 01:50:20: XD 01:50:35: Yes, exactly/ 01:51:22: >Female of a main race closing in with an appendage to touch a representative of another 01:51:29: where have I seen this before xP 01:52:00: it's a russian water tentacle! 01:52:08: BLEAURGHGSJDFHGSJFD 01:53:47: XD 01:53:51: Wat? 01:54:11: I don't even either 01:54:33: nothing, just craziness as usual, move along pls 01:54:54: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNLtPLFECNw 01:55:00: Btw, I'm keeping that roll so don't worry Patchy. So if Squeaky gives the go ahead you can pop the thing open and remove the matrix 01:55:10: the abyss is one of the best movies ever >.< 01:55:28: Oh, that scene. XD 01:55:49: Kingsley[Chores] is listening to the Shadow of the Colossus soundtrack while reading the RP channel 01:55:51: well, I was also checking the status of the thing, I mean, the Maneframe was connected to the whole building , right? So I was scanning for signs of other functioning bots 01:56:56: Sunrise has the System Shock 1+2 soundtrack on 01:57:03: Previously was Journey 01:57:22: Oh, Neo Tokyo soundtrack as well 01:57:32: Underpony at the moment. I'm home, so I'm plugged into ~300gb of tunes on shuffle 01:57:36: wow 01:57:48: System Shock soundtrack would give that scene a totally different feel 01:58:00: squeaky isnt' listening to anything right now. XD 01:58:09: Kingsley[Chores] is now creeped out by Squeaky 01:58:42: Patchy feels his inquiries being ignored 01:58:57: well, I was also checking the status of the thing, Imean, the Maneframe was connected to the whole building , right? So I was scanning for signs of other functioning bots 01:59:08: I'm interested in that result as well ;) 01:59:33: <@Sunrise> Btw, I'm keeping that roll so don't worry Patchy. So if Squeaky gives the go ahead you can pop the thing open and remove the matrix 02:00:05: that doesn't answer my question, you know ;p if we shut the thing down we won't have ways to check 02:01:27: Kingsley[Chores] which scene? I only just switched it on a few minutes ago :p 02:01:55: Sunrise: the touching-Squeaky scene 02:02:07: SoTC made it all ambient and magical 02:02:19: Heh. Maybe one of the Command Decks would have been sufficiently creepy. 02:02:20: system shock makes it creeeepy 02:02:49: Also looks like Scowly_Unit has actived Override: 420 02:03:13: My primary objective is to not stress my processor 02:03:20: Scowly_Unit blames Patchy 02:03:43: XD 02:04:25: Do not stess my processor. You wouldn't like me when my processor exceeds recommended temperatures. 02:04:49: Revelatory Statement: Captain, that is my secret. My processor always exceeds recommended temperatures. 02:04:52: @_@ 02:05:07: did we lose Scygnus, or is he planning on returning? 02:05:30: I'm paying atention. 02:05:52: Scowly_Unit facedesks 02:06:03: forgot the translation matrix, sorry 02:06:17: He's the strong, silent type, y aknow 02:11:12: Scowly_Unit debates looting 02:12:25: Patchy fails heavily xD 02:12:36: yes you do 02:12:51: no more sourdough for you, mister! you're back on white bread detail. 02:12:58: Looting may be a problem. This isn't a conventional RPG :p The only player with an inventory is Squeaky 02:13:08: Hehe 02:13:10: Your guns run on your internal batteries 02:13:46: Obviously we must enlist industrious pony-units to repair and upgrade our systems! 02:14:00: yussss 02:14:24: Kingsley[Chores] is dawwing 02:14:52: Ze Maneframe is mudder, Ze maneframe is fadda! 02:16:03: Ello muddah. Ello fada. 'ere I am at. Post-Equestria! 02:17:16: times are horrid, skies are cloudy. 02:17:26: But at least we aren't in Hoofington by golly! 02:18:22: Scowly_Unit is snickering hard at using Tourist Speak on the stupid organic.. what's wrong with their radio recievers anyway? 02:18:47: Come to think of it, did original FO:E ever say anything about how taint affects robots? I know there was that one in PH... 02:19:21: oooh. 02:19:36: eh, taint would probably screw up a bit the spell matrixes at most, doesn't do shiz to metal 02:19:44: that's.. a good question. There didn't appear to be much damage or change to the automated systems in Maripony 02:19:57: Unless and until we get souls, we're probably fine. 02:20:36: IMP doesn't seem to affect inorganic compounds at all. 02:20:43: Yeah. I was just checking. The one in PH just reached a level of actual self-awareness, which we're already at. 02:20:51: Certainly it didn't mutate or change Red-Eye's cybernetics or PipBuck as far as we can tell. 02:21:05: And you-know-who was right there,so that probably had something to do with it. 02:21:59: squeaky should suggest calling this to a close when we leave the building. Well... First gonna have to find out if this nice pony can turn off the magnets around the door, then leave. But should get to bed soon. 02:22:25: Patchy had enough fun for today as well xD 02:22:30: I'm ok with this 02:22:50: So! How is the system holding up according to you guys? 02:23:07: pretty well. 02:23:14: we need moar loots! 02:23:33: - specifically, it is a real robo-headache having to interact with organic meatbags through a single point 02:23:55: squeaky thinks it's pretty good so far. 02:24:19: telepathy expansion it is then! 02:24:22: We all have our purposes, Scowly! 02:24:24: I'm enjoying it. 02:24:50: squeaky is totally useless at fighting and has basically no technical tools. XD Is mostly analytical and communications. 02:24:59: fair enough 02:25:15: I wish I'd been able to stay in while I was drivintg home from work, that's for certain 02:30:34: And end? Unless anyone else wants to respond to the state of the wasteland? 02:30:47: ^ that is what im waiting for 02:30:55: I've got a couple more lines to deliver and im done 02:33:57: Mr_Growly? Any last words? :p 02:34:41: Hah 02:34:44: Like a boss 02:34:50: woot woot 02:34:55: I need to work up a nice little speech for when it's time to actually explain himself. 02:35:44: so when's the Next Bat Time? 02:36:18: Same Bat day, earlier-ish Bat hour? 02:36:56: Difficult for me, i was at work 8( 02:37:03: since we had to forge the rules today xD can you believe it, we got to make the rules of a game /and/ playtest it in the same day! 02:37:05: Patchy is totally aiming for robopocalypse. XD He wants me to be redundent ;-; 02:37:16: Hehe 02:37:25: we're all crash test dummies! hooray! 02:37:33: Scowly_Unit jumps off a parking structure 02:37:52: Patchy will totally keep Squeaky around as proof that even the lowly pony shape can be improved upon and made beauty with the right gears and spell matrxes 02:37:59: O_O 02:39:08: XD 02:39:15: that'd be plenty of inspiration for the troops :3 02:40:07: ...shake that robo-butt 02:40:14: unf! 02:40:15: Scowly_Unit has a bad mind and is hitting himself 02:40:16: squeaky snrks. 02:41:18: Patchy should definitely remember to crack a Sweetiebot joke at some point, or maybe he should just leave that department to the actual pony-shaped bot xP 02:41:23: so there was no loot during the whole session? 02:41:32: That would certainly be Squeak's baliwick, yes 02:41:50: well, there was the red card, the HD, and the spell matrix 02:41:59: ....FFFFFFFFFFF 02:42:06: Chekov's Box! 02:42:21: Eeyup. 02:42:31: Scowly_Unit tears his hair out 02:42:38: :D 02:42:57: Forget a full voicebox, I just want 'Eeyup' and 'Anope' added to my recordings. 02:43:09: ha! 02:43:12: Bot Macintosh? 02:43:38: Yeah, thats it. Just a one shot. Hope you guys enjoyed it! 02:43:40: No, no, not a chekov's box. 02:43:48: That's the box which Group 1 got ahold of at the observatory 02:43:54: ahhh 02:43:55: eeyup 02:43:56: Remember? The hard drive was specifically complaining it had to go to Stable 9. 02:43:59: orsonwellesclap.gif 02:44:13: What? We're not going to play more with these characters? Awwww... 02:44:15: Ilushia snuggles Sunrise. ^^ 02:44:26: that was some good stuff, Sunrise. 02:44:35: I was hoping for more Squeaky. :[ 02:44:36: Chor huggles a Sunrise! 02:44:47: Naw, sorry man. I don't have the time/commitment to run a length campaign. But I'm happy that this went well enough :D 02:44:57: Sunrise hugs all! Yay~ 02:45:04: aww! 02:45:08: wheeee, nao we can post system for flashy gamez! 02:45:08: Wirepony droops 02:45:13: Ilushia giggles, snuggles friends. 02:45:28: Can I get a copy of the logs, anyways? 02:45:30: someone link me to the log of this when it's posted 02:45:34: Ilushia is admittedly a little sad about it ending there. But had lots of fun. <3 02:45:34: lol 02:45:35: cough hivemind cough 02:45:42: Hah. 02:45:44: I like this system 02:45:47: herdmind* 02:45:50: it's pared down about as far as you can get. 02:45:55: It's awesome as a pickup system. 02:46:27: needs to be made harsher though, having +3 as most used bonus is atrocious xD 02:46:31: and so ended the best sidestory that never was 02:47:05: mmm, I'm sure if we had more than one or two sessions. 02:47:17: Wirepony suspects Sunrise had the difficulty waaay down 02:47:30: Yeah :p 02:47:33: XD 02:47:51: yeah, you could have been crueler at the wooden door 02:48:10: Chor however did all 10+ but that one, so he couldn't possibly have failed ANYTHING ELSE 02:48:12: I know, man. Those fucking things are a bitch to move. 02:48:40: Okay! Log time 02:48:47: \o/ 02:50:17: http://pastebin.com/GQDSW9G4 02:50:30: Oh shit 02:50:33: It just hit me now 02:50:38: We did actually have 4 players 02:50:40: So 02:51:18: >Four legendary toasters did indeed embark on a voyage of self-discovery in the wasteland of post apocalypse Swede- i mean, Equestria! 02:51:36: \o/ 02:51:44: MISSION COMPLETE 02:51:52: Yep. XD