"Why Telekinesis? WHY?!?" By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer) URL: https://pastebin.com/f4Bqhegr Created on: Friday 30th of September 2011 11:19:03 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:10:08 PM UTC [23:45] just don't say the B word in main chat [23:45] and we'll be okay 01[23:45] B word? [23:45] breeder 01[23:45] Oh God [23:48] Breed with me. 06[23:48] * Trevor enters Manslut mode? :3c~~~ [23:48] this is why Gabe needed to promote me 01[23:48] xP [23:48] and keep me promoted [23:48] you plebs [23:48] and your breeding [23:49] Yeah whatever zoof, bend over. 06[23:49] * Trevor exerts 55lb of force to zoofman's back. [23:49] no sir I am no catcher. [23:49] take that up with cripple jr. [23:50] Haha. 01[23:50] Hello? I'm a Psychic. Do you know how much extra "OOMPH" that telekinesis gives me? 01[23:50] I can fucking SLAM, thank you very much! [23:50] I don't think telekinesis works that way [23:50] or you've been giving this way too much thought [23:50] just don't mention this to Damien for our sanity's sake 01[23:51] Sorry - My view of telekinesis has been very horibly skewed by Physics class :3c 01[23:51] Rather than "I can lift 55lb of shit", I read it as "can exert a force of up to 55lb on an object" 01[23:53] Do I need to explain where this is going? [23:53] please don't suggest to barkeep to do that to his genatalia. 01[23:53] >implying I wasn't going to just say "Exert X lb of force on your pelvis while already moving it forwards" 01[23:54] PELVIC THRUST! 01[23:56] ... Looking at it that way, it makes Telekinesis one HELL of a lot stronger. [23:57] I don't believe that's generally how people would accept it. [23:57] a sudden burst of 100 pounds of force, for example, is...a lot. 01[23:58] For 100lb of force, you need a combined INT/CON modifier of 20 01[23:58] You'd need to be one HELL of a Psychic to do that. [23:58] that's not my point. [23:58] or rather THE point 01[23:58] ( But yeah, at base level, 25lb of force is easily feasible ) [23:58] sudden fist of 100 pounds to the face? 01[23:59] How bad is 25lb of force? [23:59] Beatrice, my academy psychic, can handle 50 pounds and she's level 10. [23:59] see the problem with this is how fast is it moving? [23:59] that plays a large roll [23:59] if its BAM 25 POUNDS [23:59] that can seriously fucking hurt Session Time: Sat Oct 01 00:00:00 2011 01[00:00] Or even using all of that force on an object like a fork... You'd probably end up brutally impaling things like that. 01[00:00] Even with a fork. [00:01] yes. [00:01] there's just no way you can really feasibly frame that force. [00:01] either way this would be a horrible thing to suggest to Barkeep. ; ; 01[00:01] ... Is it bad that I DO want to suggest it just because you don't want me to? [00:02] I'm not sure how to frame my answer to this question. 06[00:04] * Trevor is still slightly mad about you changing Altho's topic. 01[00:04] :3c [00:05] keep in mind I'm saying this for the sake of everyone's sanity, not just my own. [00:05] even thought his is a much more horrifying proposition to me then anyone else. 01[00:05] inb4 "How's Barkeep in bed?" comes up after spoink springing :3c 01[00:06] How you gonna 'splain THAT shit? [00:06] I'm hoping I won't have to. [00:08] same with the birth control [00:08] and the spoinking in general 01[00:09] It's a Slice of Life style game. You're gonna have damned town gossip :3c [00:10] what I mean to say is do you really want us to do this? [00:10] i still wonder [00:10] cause implying we won't milk it for all its worth [00:10] when Balth is going to learn about the both of them [00:10] and what the fuck is going to happen 01[00:10] MILK IT! [00:10] we already had the trollfic [00:10] and that was a result of us holding back 01[00:11] MILK IT! 01[00:11] :3c