"What NOT to Say About Plushies on eBay"
By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer)

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Created on: Tuesday 10th of January 2012 01:18:39 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:09:21 PM UTC


[19:18:31] <@TheBMW> "Thanks so much for the plushies bro, I just wanna fuck 'em right now!"
[19:19:30] <@Bob> "Disappointed with material used on plush dolls.  Very difficult to remove white stains from fabric."
[19:20:02] <@TheBMW> "The lack of included lube makes me sad.  Otherwise, a fantastic purchase!"
[19:20:34] <@Gents> "I HATED this purchase. The plushes were soft, but I can't get an oriface large enough to stick my dick into it."
[19:21:33] <@Bob> "Happy with most of the plushies.  However, Pikachu doll is complete slut.  Every time I come home from work it's letting the dog hump it."
[19:21:58] <@TheBMW> "It LOOKS nice, but the lack of a space to put my Fleshlight is a huge turn-off.  How will I fantasize about Na'Vi Squirtle now?"
[19:23:15] <@Gents> "I cannot attach my dildo to this chimchar plushie without it looking rediculous. I'm will say though the hands are squishy~
[19:23:22] <@Bob> "Ekans doll not large enough to put a vibrator in the tail.  Would like to return and order a larger size doll."