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By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer)

URL: https://pastebin.com/StPcJtNs
Created on: Friday 28th of October 2011 12:58:27 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:09:56 PM UTC


Well, that attempt to sleep turned out badly... I only slept for like an hour and a half, and then I started having this weird-ass dream. Like, I started out on the computer playing a game on IRC, and it was relatively passive, as I didn't want to bog down the GM when he was already running himself ragged trying to tend to five people all attempting to do different things at the same time (Except, oddly enough, I was chasing the guy that IRL I liked, which was weird as all hell)... So then the GM starts pestering me 'cause he thinks I went AFK on him, and suddenly I find myself actually IN the world (Which I don't even know what it was)... And then all of a sudden I find myself inside my grandma's apartment... And then I start playing the game from the computer up there again, and I'm trying to play, but while I am, there's literally a consturction crew driving a wrecking ball through the place while I'm playing. The fuckers nearly knocked my head off with it, so after enough bitching and yelling at them, I move to a place in the house that they already destroyed. A few minutes later, and I look back 'cause the shit stopped, and the floor was turned to glass and I could see the ground below me, and there was an inflateable Kraken in a fishtank that randomly sprung up there. So I freak the fuck out 'cause I thought the thing was real and run to tell someone... And for some reason, on the couches (that I thought were already submerged in the rubble), I find my ex-boyfriend with this other guy I know sleeping on top of him, and then I found another of my friends slumped over the side of the bed and missing his pants. I remember hugging my ex, or at least grabbing his head, and after that point I started FEELING the dream (Like, I felt him being all warm and the texture of his hair)... And I swear it was gonna go south (as in "fade to black" type south), but then all of a sudden I feel the hair I'm holding change, and it's this girl who used to be his friend but then they had a falling out (but that's not really important) andI was just like "Wut"... After they all woke up they tried to drag me off some place, but then something happened and I had to run back and get my laptop from the apartment... When I get back, I literally found myself on a tropical beach, and some of my family was there. I went to talk to my aunt, and she asks me if I was still smokin' weed, and tries to get my cousin to try and hook me up with some... And then this fucking bee came and tried to sting me, so I jumped in the water... And swimming around in there and feeling the water brushing against my skin was the last thing I remember before waking up and I was just like "Wut"?