"Timid. Little. Girls."
By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer)

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Created on: Monday 4th of June 2012 04:04:24 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:08:34 PM UTC


[16:50:55] <Giantree> So we have permission to write up handoutable weapons too, right?
[16:51:05] <Botherer> Uh huh. Just don't go too broke with 'em.
[16:51:09] <Giantree> I think I might write a boss that's possible to disarm
[16:51:19] <Giantree> or that kinda thing
[16:51:26] <Giantree> not like "HERE HAVE A DEATHSCYTHE"
[16:51:29] <Botherer> >Implying bosses just can't have their unconscious bodies lootable
[16:51:40] <Giantree> well that too
[16:51:47] <Giantree> though you know me, I play JRPGs
[16:51:55] <Giantree> they'd probably turn red and the whole screen would shake
[16:51:57] <Giantree> as they slowly dissolve
[16:52:11] <Botherer> leaving only their weapon?
[16:52:19] <castfromhp> and a pile of cash.
[16:52:45] <Giantree> if I'm feeling mean their weapons dissolve too
[16:53:11] <Giantree> ... if I'm feeling nice there're no disarmable weapons at all and they like, kill a dragon to get a DRAGON CANNON
[16:53:21] <Giantree> when they wield it, they find out it actually fires dragons
[16:56:51] <Botherer> Are they cute and cuddly dragons, or evil monster dragons?
[16:56:58] <castfromhp> Penisdragons
[16:57:32] <castfromhp> But owning the cannon triggers a sidequest where the PCs are pursued by vaginaknights out to seek the dragon's treasure
[16:57:33] <Giantree> yeah
[16:57:44] <Giantree> I
[16:57:45] <Botherer> ( o)c.( *)
[16:57:47] <Giantree> god damn
[16:58:34] <castfromhp> After a series of fights they'll learn the identity of their leader and have to go for a dungeon crawl in Rica's torture sex dungeon.
[16:58:40] <Giantree> Imean dr- GOD
[16:58:41] <Giantree> FUCK YOU
[16:58:42] <Giantree> FUCK YOU
[16:59:20] <castfromhp> Rica spends the whole boss fight healing herself so she can be beaten on more for her enjoyment.
[17:00:13] <Giantree> I actually have planned for her to do that sometime
[17:01:13] <Botherer> :S
[17:01:14] <castfromhp> If there's ever a sequence where an Academy PC gets captured and tortured by Masque, it should be Rica. They'll get nothing useful out of it, be incredibly creeped out, and then put off from wanting to capture and torture any other PCs.

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Meanwhile, in #Pokaesop . . .

[17:01:35] <@zoofman> there's just not much basis
[17:01:38] <@zoofman> for calling her a slut
[17:01:39] <@zoofman> iyet
[17:01:58] <@Giantree> well that's because she's actually not, it's an ooc-only joke
[17:02:22] <@Giantree> like, she has a lot of crushes, but if she WERE to ever get into an actual relationship she wouldn't go sleeping around or anything
[17:02:43] <@castfromhp> What if everyone she has a crush on just wants to be fuckbuddies. Would she be cool with that?
[17:03:00] <@Giantree> I
[17:03:03] <@Giantree> I'm not even sure
[17:03:20] <@Giantree> you know what's scary, if there was ever a SLIGHT implication of that Ali would probably jump right on it
[17:03:33] <@Giantree> can... can you imagine what he'd do with menstrual blood?
[17:03:40] <@castfromhp> . . .
[17:03:48] <@Giantree> why did nobody think of this until now

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And then in #Academy . . .

[17:09:31] <Giantree> The real reason I brought that up is because there was one time, years and years ago, when I met this total freak on the internet who pranced around claiming he had a fetish for menstrual blood
[17:09:45] <Giantree> and I couldn't help but suddenly recall that
[17:09:56] <Giantree> I mean I know that IS a real fetish but jesus christ it's a creepy one