"This is Ten Minutes" By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer) URL: https://pastebin.com/QhEBYdnF Created on: Thursday 22nd of December 2011 06:53:52 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:09:35 PM UTC [01:26] <~operator> So, I'm a bit disappointed that we've finished 9 sessions now, and not once have we had to use our Player Insubordination Dice Rolling Tables. [01:26] I could learn Fire Spin or Heat Seeker next level [01:26] What do you think would be more fun :p [01:26] Really? None of use have been that retarded? [01:26] Hey, you got two critical fail perception checks! [01:27] In a ROW. [01:27] Trapping someone in a burning ring of fire or being able to see heat signatures [01:27] Why [01:27] Because we're all goody two shoes, Operator? [01:27] Do you want me to be more of a dick [01:27] <~operator> No, we don't roll them for you guys sucking. We roll them when someone acts like a dick, OOC 01[01:27] ... Player Insubodrination tables? [01:27] I'll act like a dick ooc if you want [01:27] as long as you don't ban me [01:27] :D [01:27] Should I drink more before playing? 06[01:27] * Raphael thrusts himself into and out of Benjamin OOC. Does that count? :3 [01:28] No 01[01:28] Hey, he said act like a dick. [01:28] Just when I try to hold back my gay [01:28] You have to do that 06[01:28] * Alphonse starts sewing raphael's hand to ben's crotch. "Does that count?" [01:28] Human scolipede ahoy [01:28] <~operator> No, because they both like it 01[01:28] . . . [01:28] I imagine the IV party don't care for the gays 06[01:29] * Alphonse starts playing COD4 MW3 and calling everyong bro. [01:29] <~operator> The IV doesn't care if guys bang guys, just as long as they act like a man while they do it [01:29] \o/ [01:30] I imagine Ben wasn't too popular being a capture whore [01:30] Only bears can be gay! Twinks are ridiculed! [01:30] <~operator> Dick sucking=cool; man being educated=not cool [01:30] if you're gonna suck dick, do it like an idiot god [01:30] leave the educated sex to the women [01:31] I imagine the women force the men to give the most boring missionary style in Hoenn, simply because the guys are a bunch of grunting cave men. [01:31] Whatever [01:31] I'll take a grunting birch any day 01[01:31] ... 01[01:32] Christina, I can't even BEGIN to wonder what the hell that statement is supposed to mean! 01[01:32] Or how you expect me to respond to that. [01:32] 1d12+10 Potion tha machop! (Operator, take note. Minus one potion. Plus some HP for Capone.) [01:32] Vanity, Potion tha machop! (Operator, take note. Minus one potion. Plus some HP for Capone.): 15 [1d12=5] [01:32] Here, let me help. [01:32] <~operator> Post it into something that gets logged [01:34] Done! [01:36] <~operator> By the way, be sure to send to us any logs we weren't there to log. [01:36] Will do. [01:36] I've got your log right here