"TL;DR for BMW"
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Created on: Saturday 24th of December 2011 10:32:20 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:09:33 PM UTC


Day 1 – The appointed Diplomats had been summoned to Professor Birch’s lab, which looked more or less like an abandoned, run-down piece of crap; once brought inside by the Professor, he had distributed our Starter Pokémon to us and started explaining the role that the Diplomats had in the world, to help relocate the Pokémon brought over by Proposition 602 who, by some means or another, had ended up being misplaced in the wrong biomes. After doing so, we had discovered that someone was setting fire to the lab; that man was Browning, the owner of the actual premises (Again, I don’t quite know all that much about what was going on… I was kinda lost in that mess). Apparently he had a problem with some Kricketune and Kricketot that were DLEDLEDLEDLEWOOP-ing all over the place; as such, the Diplomats were given their first assignment, to remove them from the premises.

In doing so, they came across Ana, a member of another group of Diplomats who had been attacked by rioters in Oldale. Ignatius and Christina had set forth to see if anything could be done about the rioting, while the rest of us had brought Ana back to Littleroot to get her and her Oshawott medical attention. During that mess, some of the rednecks from Oldale had decided to come and burn down Birch’s lab since it was his program that was causing Absol, known as Harbingers and believed to be the envoys of disaster and by others even as demons, to be fleeing the mountains and coming into Oldale (thus, by bringing their presence into town, scaring the people into thinking that a massive disaster was coming).

Day 2 – After the encounter with the rednecks that attacked the lab, Birch had sent the group that had retreated to Littleroot up to the mountains to see what was causing the Harbingers to flee. We had discovered that, up in the mountains, there was a misplaced pack of Munna and Musharna, who, feeling threatened by the Dark type Pokémon, were using Dream Smoke to manipulate the minds of the Fighting-type Pokémon living atop the mountain to attack the Harbingers and force them off the mountain. Upon reaching the mountain top, the Pokémon were captured and brought back to the lab to be treated for injuries so that they could be relocated.

Days 3 through 6 – Timeskip ( There were some minis, but other than those, nothing of much importance happened )

Day 7 – The group was sent to Petalburg City to talk to a man called Danforth, who revealed the true purpose of Proposition 602, which was, rather than simply to be a unification of Hoenn with her sister nations, to try and create new species of Pokémon through interspecies cross-breeding. Group has VERY mixed reactions to this news. They then discover in the worst way possible that Petalburg has become overrun with Spearow (read: getting attacked by at least half a dozen of them angry birds), which are very outwardly aggressive and (as stated by a little Chingling) dickish. As such, the group is currently trying to flush them out of the city, or at least curtail their aggression.