"Sexy"
By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer)

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Created on: Sunday 7th of August 2011 04:55:14 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:11:02 PM UTC


01[16:22] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "The boy ain't gotta clue... I say we take 'em out back and fill 'em in... And up."
[16:23] <Vincent> ... What?!"
01[16:23] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 1> "You a flippin' bird! You ain't got no place in callin' us ugly." Lyonel irked him >:/
06[16:24] * Vincent walks over to Hoodlum 2. "Excuse me?"
06[16:24] * Estel stops and turns around
[16:24] <Lyonel> And that was it.
06[16:24] * Leeroy clenches his fists
[16:24] <Estel> Are we really wasting our time on a bunch of morons?
06[16:24] * Lyonel rushes the hoodlum who insulted him.
01[16:26] <Botherer> The hoodlum leaps up and over the penguin, using the sharp bladed edge as a stepping stone to leap over him.
[16:27] <Estel> ...I guess so.
[16:27] <Lyonel> What in the...
01[16:27] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 1> "Ugly and slow. Shoulda expected dat from a bird like you."
[16:27] <Vincent> What do you mean fill "em" in?
06[16:28] * Leeroy isn't making amove until the hoolums try attacking one of the humans in the party
01[16:29] <Botherer> The second hoodlum puts his hand to Vincent's chin, holding it up and lookin' around as if to inspect the boy. "Hey, he's actually kinda cute... I say we leave the others alone and just have a little talk in private with 'em."
[16:29] <Lyonel> I am going to violently tear you to pieces.
[16:29] <Vincent> What do... you mean? 
[16:30] <Leeroy> GET AWAY FROM HIM
06[16:30] * Leeroy hands flare up
[16:31] <Leeroy> NOW
[16:32] <Leeroy> Before things get REALLY ugly
06[16:32] * Vincent blushes
[16:32] <Vincent> C-cute!?
01[16:32] <Botherer> The first hoodlum smirks. "Maybe you should look behind y'all... You might not like wha'cha see."
[16:32] <Estel> Just beat him up and let's get out of here.
06[16:32] * Lyonel turns around.
01[16:35] <Botherer> Lyonel starts to turn around, but with his amazing vision, he's able to see before turning around too much to see that there's nothing actually there. Both he and Leeroy can see the guy slipping on a pair of brass knuckles.
[16:36] <Lyonel> Really? Brass knuckles? Aw, I'll let you take a hit on me, just to show I'm nice.
01[16:36] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "Yea, real cute... I can think of a lotta things I'd like t'do with you... :3c"
[16:36] <Vincent> L-ike what?
[16:37] <Leeroy> What part of BACK OFF do you not get
[16:37] <Leeroy> !?
[16:37] <Estel> You're an idiot, Vincent.
[16:38] <Leeroy> LAST WARNING
01[16:38] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 3> " 'Ey yo! Dat guy's hands are on fire! I think we need to put 'im out."
[16:38] <Leeroy> BACK OFF NOW 
06[16:39] * Leeroy hold his fists up and they flare more brightly
[16:39] <Leeroy> NOT TOO SMART ARE YOU?
[16:39] <Vincent> Like a d-date?
[16:39] <Lyonel> Oh, shut the fuck up, Leeroy.
01[16:40] <Botherer> The first hoodlum charges at Lyonel.
01[16:41] <Botherer> *Ding* It clinks against the penguin's metal skin.
[16:42] <Lyonel> Cute.
01[16:42] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "Real cute, boy... Want me to show ya what I do to cute boys like you?"
06[16:42] * Estel watches the first hoodlum in amusement
06[16:42] * Lyonel does multiple, rapid jabs at the hoodlum.
06[16:45] * Leeroy walks up to the hoodlum harassing Vincent and tries to punch him out
01[16:45] <Botherer> The first hoddlum takes quite a few EXCEPTIONALLY well-placed jabs to the gut, head, and other vital areas.
[16:46] <Vincent> yes?
06[16:46] * Estel quite enjoys watching Lyonel beat up the hoodlum
[16:47] <Lyonel> Giving up, you lousy son of a bitch?
01[16:48] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "Just follow me out back, and I'--" *WHAM* flaming fist to the head!
01[16:48] <Botherer> That other hoodlum attempts to launch a good kick straight to Leeroy's... Oh God, not there!
06[16:48] * Leeroy hands are blazing blue but simmer back down to a crimson flame after that punch
01[16:50] <Botherer> That shot... Just barely misses Leeroy's "precious package", but the kick to the thigh still drags him out and down to the floor.
[16:50] <Leeroy> Oof!
06[16:50] * Leeroy clammbers back to his feet and spits on the hoodlum's face
[16:50] <Leeroy> Tch! Just try that again
[16:51] <Lyonel> Come on! Hit me again!
[16:52] <Vincent> Hey! He was gonna do nice things
[16:52] <Leeroy> HE WAS GOING TO RAPE YOU!
01[16:52] <Botherer> The first hoodlum reels back from the hit, and this time rushes up to the penguin... Headfirst. Yeah, that seems real smart.
[16:52] <Leeroy> AS YOUR FRIEND I was DEFENDING you!
01[16:54] <Botherer> *DING* It sounds like a belltower starts ringing on impact. The guy's forehead is bright red now, though it'll soon turn blue most likely.
[16:55] <Vincent> ... Rape?
06[16:55] * Vincent looks at the other hoodlum
[16:55] <Vincent> I... is that what?
[16:55] <Lyonel> You should get that looked at.
06[16:56] * Lyonel brings down his mighty flipper upon the man.
06[16:57] * Leeroy shoots back a glare at the hoodlum who dared try to damage the family jewels with a glare of pure anger
01[16:58] <Botherer> Lyonel swings down upon the guy, and... Oh God, he tore the... Ragdoll... in two? Wait what?!?
[16:58] <Lyonel> uh.
06[16:58] * Estel looks confusedly at Lyonel
01[16:58] <Botherer> Lyonel now feels something standing on his shoulders.
06[16:58] * Leeroy rears back to punch the shit out of the hoodlum who kicked him
01[16:58] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 1> "You lookin' for somethin'?"
01[17:00] <Botherer> Leeroy swings at the third hoodlum, who leaps back to dodge the hit.
06[17:01] * Vincent pokes the hoodlum on the ground
06[17:01] * Estel is having a fun time watching everyone get beat up
06[17:02] * Leeroy doesn't get beat up. Not unless Pikemen are involved
01[17:02] <Botherer> He attempts to jam his fist straight into the boy's face.
01[17:03] <Botherer> And Leeroy ends up taking a shot to  the jaw.
06[17:03] * Leeroy takes the shot to the face but barely staggers
[17:03] <Leeroy> Now your trying to piss me off
[17:04] <Lyonel> How the hell did you get up there?! And how are you even balancing?!
06[17:04] * Leeroy leans back and tries to slam his fist into the guy's face
01[17:05] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 1> "Figures a dumb bird like you can't wrap it round your head."
[17:05] <Lyonel> I. AM NOT. STUPID.
01[17:06] <Botherer> He then hops back into the air, and comes down... Using the downward momentum to strike Lyonel in a chopping motion.
01[17:06] <Botherer> *DING* There goes his left hand, shattering on the plated penguin.
01[17:07] <Botherer> No, literally, his bone shoots out from his hands on impact.
01[17:07] <Botherer> The second street rat pulls himself up off the ground.
06[17:08] * Estel laughs at the first hoodlum's pain, this is fun
[17:08] <Vincent> Hey are you okay? Were you going to rape me?
06[17:08] * Lyonel does a rapid attack, trying to stab the kung fail guy.
01[17:08] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "I wasn't gonna rape you... I was gonna... Just show you a good time with your pants off. Yea, that's right."
[17:09] <Leeroy> You are the worst liar I have ever heard
01[17:09] <Botherer> And the wannabe ninja finds himself blown back with a shot of icy pain as well.
[17:09] <Leeroy> EVER
01[17:09] <Botherer> The pain coming from within him... As half of Lyonel's flipper is now embedded in his side.
[17:11] <Vincent> Oh really like this? 
06[17:11] * Lyonel begins to hoist him up above his head.
06[17:11] * Vincent pulls his pants down
01[17:11] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 1> "You... fuckin' bird."
[17:11] <Leeroy> GOD DAMNIT VINCENT!!
06[17:12] * Vincent has some shorts on and kicks the man
[17:12] <Vincent> I'm not that DUM-
[17:13] <Vincent> Speedo. Even better
01[17:13] <Botherer> Vincent finds his leg in the hands of the rapist... "Damn, boy... Your swing's all off... Looks like you need to loosen up a bit..."
01[17:14] <Botherer> Vincent feels the guy rubbing at his leg... It feels kinda good in some places.
[17:14] <Vincent> Hey stop that!
06[17:15] * Leeroy 's Metang has caught up to the group at this point
01[17:15] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "Hey... Thought you might enjoy a massage..."
[17:15] <Vincent> I'm not a whore, and no matter your sweet talks, I'm not gonnna ride you like a cheap french harlot!"
06[17:15] * Leeroy tries to kick Hoodlum 2 in the chest
[17:16] <Vincent> But I do like you, so I won't let them kill you~
[17:17] <Vincent> What do you like it when I do this?
06[17:17] * Lyonel begins thrusting the flipper inside the man deeper in, shouting "I AM NEITHER UGLY, NOR DUMB!"
01[17:17] <Botherer> Leeroy drives his foot into the hoodlum, causing him to fly backwards... Vincent gets tugged forwards with him, ending up on top of the guy.
06[17:17] * Vincent strikes a pose
06[17:17] * Leeroy facepalms
[17:17] <Leeroy> NOT what I meant to do
[17:18] <Vincent> Oh woops!
06[17:18] * Vincent brushes him a bit and stands up.
[17:18] <Vincent> Sorry~
01[17:18] <Botherer> Vincent might find that a bit hard to do with the hoodlum's arms wrapped around him.
01[17:19] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "Hey, someone take care a' dis other guy while I take care a' dis guy!"
[17:19] <Vincent> Hey... Can you let go?
[17:19] <Vincent> Pleaasee?
06[17:19] * Vincent looks at him
01[17:22] <Botherer> Lyonel flails his flipper about wildly with the guy still atop, tearing into him further.
01[17:24] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 1> "I swear... When I get down from here... I'm smashin' ya to pieces!"
01[17:27] <Botherer> <Hoodlum 2> "I ain't lettin' a piece a' work like you go that easy..."
[17:27] <Leeroy> Finish this punk off Desperado!
[17:27] <Leeroy> MIND OF MATTER!!
01[17:29] <Botherer> The Metang's mental assault leaves the guy on the floor spasming about in all kinds of weird matters, his body lunging forth and driving itself into Vincent's in all kinds of weird ways.
06[17:30] * Vincent looks up and coughs
[17:30] <Vincent> ... Uh... what just happened
[17:31] <Vincent> ... And why is there something poking me?
01[17:32] <Botherer> The currently unattended hoodlum quickly slams his fist into the ground, and as he pulls it back up, a toga-sporting Pokemon with a breastplate and boxing gloves emerges.
06[17:33] * Leeroy turns his attention to the last hoodlum
[17:33] <Leeroy> Next
01[17:33] <Botherer> The guy impaled upon Lyonel's blade slides down, attempting a second chopping motion.
[17:34] <Vincent> And why.... Why does that feel wierd OH GOD
06[17:34] * Vincent jumps up
06[17:34] * Estel walks over to Vincent and Leeroy
[17:34] <Vincent> T...that was weird Estel something poked in my butt...
[17:34] <Estel> Wasting our time, you two...
[17:35] <Estel> ...Great.
[17:35] <Vincent> It... was... WEIRD
06[17:35] * Vincent is blushing and shaking Estel
06[17:35] * Leeroy facepalms again
[17:35] <Leeroy> the people I travel with....
06[17:36] * Leeroy shakes his head and refocuses on the last hoodlum
[17:36] <Estel> Oh let go.
[17:37] <Vincent> I'm sorry but it was....
[17:37] <Vincent> Then he rubbed my thighs...
[17:37] <Vincent> Estel can we go?
01[17:37] <Botherer> The right hand smashes... Rather weakly into Lyonel's body. It hurt a LITTLE bit?
06[17:38] * Lyonel tosses the man upwards and blasts a powerful beam at him.
[17:38] <Estel> ...I was ready to leave forever ago, but then you all had to go talk with morons.
[17:38] <Vincent> Fine I'll go without you!
06[17:39] * Vincent pulls Estel with
06[17:39] * Estel pulls away
06[17:40] * Vincent hoist Estel in his arms.
[17:40] <Vincent> I SAID WE'RE LEAVING C'MON LEEROY THESE PEOPLE ARE BAD
[17:40] <Estel> Quit touching me!
[17:40] <Leeroy> I know they're bad
[17:40] <Vincent> Stop being a baby!
[17:40] <Leeroy> but they need a lesson
[17:41] <Estel> Just get off! Go watch Leeroy!
01[17:41] <Botherer> Lyonel fires a massive spray of water at the ninja hoodlum, who barely manages to contort his weak body in such a way that he managed to simply ride the blast up to the rooftop. A flock of Pidgey is shot down by it, though.
[17:41] <Vincent> No! Estel stop whining
[17:42] <Vincent> God you're just like a girl
[17:42] <Estel> Don't... don't call me a girl.
[17:43] <Vincent> I'm sorry Estel...
06[17:43] * Vincent rubs your head
06[17:43] * Estel tries to get out of Vincent's grip
01[17:44] <Botherer> That other hoodlum attempts to sock Leeroy in the face, while his Hitmonchan attempts to sock the Metang in the face with fists aflame.
01[17:45] <Botherer> Yeah, that guy completely whiffed, but the Hitmonchan slams his fist right into the Metang.
[17:46] <Vincent> Estel
[17:46] <Vincent> STOP MOVING DAMNIT
[17:46] <Vincent> You're such a girl!
[17:46] <Estel> Then let go, dammit!
[17:46] <Estel> Says the one asking to be raped five minutes ago!
[17:47] <Vincent> I was?
[17:47] <Vincent> ... I mean shut up
03[17:48] * TheBMW (TheBMW@sux-2F247131.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #PTAFallen
[17:49] <Vincent> Goddamnit you're so girly Estel
[17:49] <Estel> Now let fucking go.
[17:49] <Vincent> I can pick you up so easily!
03[17:50] * TheBMW is now known as Marianne
06[17:51] * Estel tries jabbing Vincent with his elbow