"Quality Pokedex"
By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer)

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Created on: Saturday 22nd of October 2011 07:14:11 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:10:02 PM UTC


[19:43:55] <DamienLunas> once you use the dubious disc on Poryanna
[19:44:05] <DamienLunas> a new Theme appears on your pokedex
[19:44:09] <DamienLunas> the Quality Theme
[19:44:09] <Mira> o:
[19:44:13] <Mira> O:
[19:44:29] <DamienLunas> Set pokedex to new theme and test it out?
[19:44:34] <Mira> yes
[19:44:47] <DamienLunas> what do you try to scan with it
[19:44:56] <Mira> Poryanna to start, I guess, then Fetchjar
[19:44:58] * Klark (CounterBea@sux-EB5E13D4.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: Klark)
[19:45:30] <DamienLunas> "Sableye, The Darkness Pokemon."
[19:45:57] <DamienLunas> "Sableye is called the Darkness Pokemon because it was the blackest creature ever discovered by mankind before the discovery of Wesley Snipes."
[19:46:05] <Mira> "...What?"
[19:46:18] <DamienLunas> Fatchna scratches his head.
[19:46:25] <Kain> (Ahahhahahaha)
[19:46:48] <Mira> (anyone want me to scan another of their pokemans :3c)
[19:46:59] <Arthur> (TORNADUS)
[19:47:06] * Mira scans Tornadus.
[19:47:59] <DamienLunas> "Tornadus, the Cyclone Pokemon."
[19:48:18] <DamienLunas> "With its supreme powers over wind, Tornadus is renowned for its ability to give the worlds greatest 'blow job'."
[19:48:33] <Arthur> (slowclap.gif)
[19:48:36] <Mira> "Hey Tornadus, what does that mean? :D"
[19:48:42] <DamienLunas> "Uhh..."
[19:48:53] <DamienLunas> "Uh, what was that, my boy? Excuse me, I think Arthur is calling me."
[19:48:55] <DamienLunas> ZOOM
[19:49:08] <Mira> "Huh."
[19:50:03] * Mira scans Caden. :B
[19:50:43] <Kain> (QUALITY)
[19:50:49] <DamienLunas> "Archeops, the First Bird Pokemon."
[19:51:25] <DamienLunas> "Though Archeops is a superb runner, it evolved the ability to fly in order to kidnap small children while avoiding the police."
[19:53:08] * Kain comes down the stairs, raising an eyebrow. "Playing with the pokedex, Mira?"
[19:53:53] * Hope (DDK@sux-6EE065A2.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #TurfWars
[19:54:15] <Hope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
[19:55:50] <Hope> (Did that not go through? D=)
[19:55:55] <Arthur> (It di)
[19:56:09] * Kain (DDK@sux-FE6798C.jan.bellsouth.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[19:56:13] <Mira> "Yeah, I am."
[19:56:27] <Mira> "None of these new entries are making much sense."
[19:56:48] <Hope> "Huh? Well, let's see."
[19:56:59] <Hope> She lets out Kumiho, her ditto.
[19:58:05] <DamienLunas> "Ditto, the Transform Pokemon."
[19:58:06] <DamienLunas> "At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 people will be killed and impersonated by a ditto."
[19:58:16] <Hope> :I
[19:58:19] <Hope> "Wait, what?"
[19:58:48] <DamienLunas> Kumiho turns into Hope, "I wouldn't do that!" D:
[19:59:40] <Mira> D:
[19:59:40] <Hope> "I know you wouldn't sweetie, I think that must be some kind of practical joke."
[19:59:48] * Mira edges away from Kumiho.
[19:59:56] <DamienLunas> "Well... maybe if everyone was really sad that you died..."
[20:00:09] <Hope> "Oh, you haven't seen her turn into me before, have you Mira?"
[20:00:26] <Hope> "I keep forgetting who has and hasn't."
[20:00:27] <Mira> "Yeah, I have."
[20:00:36] <Mira> "Hmm, who should I check next?"
[20:00:49] <Hope> "I don't think that'll be a problem, Kumiho..."
[20:00:59] <Hope> "Why not Ainfean?"
[20:01:11] <Mira> "Even if every other ditto in the world is a murderer, I know you're not, Kumi~"
[20:01:17] * Mira scans Ainfean.
[20:02:19] <DamienLunas> "Spectreon, the Spirit Pokemon."
[20:03:09] <DamienLunas> "Spectreon is an omnivorous creature whose diet includes rhubarb, kangaskhan, souls, scrap metal, and tiny tiny cakes."
[20:03:24] <Hope> "...Oh dear."
[20:03:28] <Hope> "That can't be right at all."
[20:03:34] <DamienLunas> <But I do like tiny cakes.>
[20:03:35] <Hope> "When did it start doing this?"
[20:04:02] <DamienLunas> <I've never tried those other things though...>
[20:04:02] <Mira> "When I evolved Poryanna. I thought I'd see if she coudl interface with my Pokedex."
[20:04:21] <Mira> "Rhubarb's kind of gross, don't worry about it."
[20:04:28] * Mira pats Ainfean.
[20:04:48] <Hope> (Any of my pokemon in particular you'd like to scan?)
[20:05:30] <Hope> (Umbreon, Glaceon, Butterfree, Vespiquen, Dragonite, Starmie, Carracosta, Voodoom, Dwebble)
[20:06:05] <Mira> (Starmie and dwebble :3c)
[20:06:09] <Mira> (any you want scanned?)
[20:06:19] <Hope> She takes out Galix and Clixie, as well as Nix.
[20:06:38] <Hope> (Starmie, Dwebble, Dragonite, go. :3c)
[20:06:46] <Hope> She lets Kumiho stay out.
[20:06:47] <DamienLunas> "Starmie, the Mysterious Pokemon."
[20:07:58] <DamienLunas> "Starmie's core is used to send mysterious signals into the night sky. It has been determined that they do so to provide coordinates for vampires to fire their moon lasers."
[20:08:13] <Hope> (Goddammit Dr McNinja)
[20:08:34] <Hope> "At this point, that one actually sounds plausible."
[20:08:41] <Hope> "If I didn't think Cresselia would object to it."
[20:08:45] * Arthur is walking by with Lev out (as always). "I'm sorry what."
[20:08:51] <Arthur> "...Yeah she wouldn't be WHAT."
[20:08:52] <DamienLunas> "Dwebble, the Rock Inn Pokemon."
[20:09:31] <Hope> (That is an interesting species name)
[20:09:49] * Mira scans Lev since he's there :B
[20:09:56] <DamienLunas> "Dwebble's rock contains a continental breakfast, hot tub, and brothel. But due to its exorbitant prices, no other creature has ever been able to stay in it."