"Magical Turtle"
By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer)

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Created on: Thursday 25th of August 2011 05:28:27 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:10:38 PM UTC


Mertle* the Magical Turtle (10 HP)

Goals : Inspire panic and destroy property. Don’t get caught. If possible, get others to do it for you, regardless of volition.
Beliefs: If I’m not allowed to have nice things, no one can! (Holds a massive grudge against the world because the ocean destroyed his “super cool” sandcastle as a kid)
Possessions : Bottle of Glue, Pocketknife, Balloons, Newspaper, Chewing Gum, Bottle of Perfume, Rope, Magic Wand (Flavoring for Pick Up Heavy Thing/Throw/Hypnosis… Possibly other things as they crop up)

Muscle - 5
- Break Down Door - 5
- Climb - 5
- Fight - 5
- Pick Up Heavy Thing – 5 + 4 = 9 (4)
- Throw – 5 + 4 = 9 (8)

Zip - 3
- Dodge - 3
- Drive Vehicle - 3
- Fire Gun - 3
- Jump - 3
- Ride - 3
- Run - 3
- Swim - 3

Smarts - 6
- Hide/Spot Hidden - 6
- Identify Dangerous Thing – 6 + 3 = 9 (11)
- Read – 6 + 3 = 9 (14)
- Resist Fast Talk - 6
- See / Hear / Smell - 6
- Set / Disarm Traps - 6
- Track / Cover Tracks – 6 + 3 = 9 (17)

Chutzpah - 4
- Fast-Talk - 4
- Pass / Detect Shoddy Goods – 4
- Sleight of Hand – 4
- Sneak – 4

Shtick – Incredible Luck – 3 (20)
Second Shtick – Hypnosis – 5 + 5 (30)