"Ice Bitch" By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer) URL: https://pastebin.com/b0DF8ZCc Created on: Wednesday 24th of August 2011 04:11:20 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:10:40 PM UTC 01[18:39] Having finally broken their way through the arbitrarily colorful dungeon puzzle set before them, and having acquired an even further dangerously powerful ally in the mighty Gear Beast, Jameson, Artimis and Kyryk headed further into the closed doors. As they traverse, they feel that the chilling gust of wind that signalled the Gear Beast's coming was more than just that... It's actually pretty fucking cold in this bitch! Have they been holding out on technology here and hoarding it in these caves? Why the hell is a cave that's been spewing out nothing but dragonbabbies SO GOD DAMNED COLD?!? [18:41] 3 Artimis is simply in a t-shirt and shorts. 1"Jeez.. Are we actually gonna go this way? Do either of you wanna head back?" [18:43] "Cold means nothing to me, for I am- okay, yeah, it is pretty... pretty cold here, yeah. But this place might have science in it. ONWARD." [18:45] "Ooh, science.. So?" 3 Nonetheless, he forges on.. Sending out his venipede and huggling it close to him [18:45] Waarm [18:47] Ky follows diligently, Aralia and Loria following with him. The torchic actually seemed to be proudly prancing as the rest shivered... including Aralia, who rubbed her arms a bit and grumbled at the fire bird softly. "It is a bit of a mystery. Perhaps another pokemon is responsible for the cold?" Ky suggests, trying to remember the teachings of the monks about the masters of the elements. 01[18:47] As they head onwards, the path seems to be littered with small, puffy white thingies on the floor. It seems a long string of them are scattered across the floor, leading all the way towards a sharp fork in the corridor. [18:48] Are they marshmellows? [18:48] Ky looks curiously at the things, but in her chilled frustration Aralia roughly shuffles one out of her way with her foot. 01[18:49] Aralia discovers it's a feather. A puffy feather, but a feather nonetheless. [18:49] "Well, I hope not, Ky. My pokemon arent in the best of shape. If we come across some legendary pokemon, then.. I dunno then." [18:50] Feeling no substance to it she gets an idea... and gathers up a bunch of them to hold in her arms, murring softly as she felt a little warmer. As Loria gave a chirping chuckle though the riolu shot the fire bird a glare. 01[18:51] When they turn their heads around to look, they find... A large, mostly white bird with cloud-like wings on the floor, not too dissimilar to the Swablu they had encountered... With numerous gaping holes in its body. It lay dead on the floor, the blood laying around it though looking fairly diluted. A small glowing amulet hangs from around its neck. [18:51] So.. we got feathers and a fork. And a riolu pretending to be an Altaria." [18:51] "And.. An actual altaria.. Fuck.." [18:54] "Okay.. poor bird.." 3 He kneels down and presses a healing crystal, perhaps foolishly, to its body [18:55] "I think it's dead. It's ceased to be, it's met its maker, et cetera." 01[18:55] There's no reaction, though the crystal does look pretty next to the similarly colored amulet. [18:57] "Now now... behave you two. Loria. You could be nice and share your heat." Ky says to the squablers, but Loria gives Aralia a grin and runs over to Ky's leg to warm him up... Not likeing that Aralia barks and goes up to offer her feather bundle to Ky who just shakes his head with a smile. "I don't know what I'll do with you two..." He says and picks them both up, holding them in his [18:57] arms, aralia with her feather bundle and Loria with her warm down. Suddenly Ky is feeling rather cozy. "Well hopefully whatever is making this cold isn't as hostile as master... Latios...." He suggests. "Oh my..." He says and sadly starts trying to lay the poor bird to rest, taking Aralia's feather bundle and covering the wounds. He looks around to try and find stones or soil to burry [18:57] the poor creature as he utters soft prayers all the while. Seeing the bird Aralia and Loria quickly forget their squable and attempt to help their companion. 01[19:00] Despite it being a building they had entered, the ground is surprisingly earthy. Kyryk can give the creature a proper burial if he wishes to. [19:01] 3 He slips the amulet off of the pokemons head to have a better look at it 01[19:01] Ironically enough, the amulet seems to be radiating with life energy despite being wrung around the neck of a dead Altaria. :< [19:04] 3 He honestly isnt sure if he should take it or leave it on for respect.. 01[19:04] It gives off a bright glow shortly after being snatched up, a pulse of energy washing over everything. Even the Gauntlets begin to glow as the rejuvenating life energy pours through everyone's bodies. The crystal then returns to a dim glow, more faint than previously but still present. [19:06] "Wow.. That felt good.. What do you think that we should do? Keep it? Ky, you're the bit religous guy, it's up to you." [19:08] big* [19:09] Ky continues to try and arange the Altaria decently and peacefully. He looks up as Artemis takes the amulet to inspect it but doesn't protest. As the wave washes over them he breaths a soft breath. He continues burrying the creature respectfully, marking the mound with a few stones and giving a soft wish of peace to the creature before looking up at Artemis. "I would leave it as a marker [19:09] if there were a way to leave a messege with it... but I fear someone else would simply steal it." He replies sadly. [19:10] "And I apologize. I don't mean to be offensive. It's not so much my religious beliefs as my desire to treat pokemon as equals." He adds with a soft bow. [19:10] "Well.. Lets take it then. We'll take it, and it'll help us avenge it. I'd like to think that this thing wouldnt mind us doing that." [19:11] 3 He slips it around his neck. 1 "Lets get going, my balls are freezing off." 03[19:13] * TheBMW (TheBMW@sux-6650BD3C.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #FallenATragedy [19:13] Ky nods softly with a small smile. "Let's just make sure not to discard it carelessly in the future." He says with a touch of cheer as Aralia and Loria finish moving their last little stones for the grave. "I don't know though... Should we not look around for whatever did this?" [19:17] "Well.. that's sortaa the plan, isnt it? I mean.. we might run into them in this tunnel.. Then we riddle them with holes" [19:18] "Alright then." Ky replies with a nod, having though Artemis wanted to simply leave before and realizing he was wrong. He picks his girls up and head off with the others. 01[19:20] As they traverse down the corridor, the air around them continues to get colder and colder before they finally reach one last set of doors. They can literally see bursts of cold air shooting out from beneath it. [19:22] 3 Artimis is violently shivering, looking very unhappy. 1 "Holy fuck.. It's so damn cold! If this altaria's killer is here, lets do it quick as we can" [19:23] Ky looks at the bursts worriedly. "I... wouldn't touch those... If it's th-this cold... those m-might give one frostbite..." Ky says, starting to shiver and hug his pokemon a little tighter. Even Loria seems to be a little chilled as she turns up her heat a little more. Aralia though, has wrapped herself in his sleave as much as she could. [19:25] Carefully Ky approaches the door and puts his hand in his baggy sleave before reaching for the door handle carefully. He'd give a nod to the others, trying to indicate they should stand clear. With that he would give a soft tug, staying behind the door to avoid a blast of cold. [19:25] 3 He takes a running drop kick at the door to open it, oofing as he falls to the ground. [19:25] 3 Actually, he stops quickly and slips around when Ky moves in instead 01[19:29] When they open the door, they find themselves greeted by a near blizzard of powdered snow, staring into a really large bedroom... Completely covered in sheets of ice and buried beneath mounds of snow. In the middle of it is a tall, slender woman leaning over an unconscious Adrian. She doesn't seem to be wearing much despite the cold, though she doesn't seem much bothered by it. Her snow white hair, playfully messy, drops down over her shoulders, barely dropping down to the point of contact of two clamshells covering her overly large, spherically round breasts... And that pretty much covers the majority of her clothing, little else left to the imagination as nothing but a pair of tight spandex lingerie and fishnet stockings cover her curvature from the waist down. [19:30] 3 He raises an eyebrow and looks to the others, then clears his throat. 1 "Uh, hello?" [19:32] As Ky peaks around he blinks and blushes, nearly getting a noseblead before Aralia growls and punches him in the chest enough to snap him out of it. With another blink he looks down at a rather mad Riolu snearing at him as he tries to shake off the cold and embarrasment. 01[19:33] The girl lifts her head up, hair flipping just a bit. Bits of crystallized snowflake burst free from the shaking, creating a sparkling effect behind her. 01[19:34] "Well, hello there, boys..." A sly grin pops up on her face. [19:36] 3 He gives a small smile and looks around at the others. 1 "Uh.. Hey, what are you doing here? Who are you?" [19:36] "H-hello Maim... Forgive us for intruding." Ky says respectfully, giving a soft bow and shutting his eyse as he does so... so as not to seem like a peeper, but despite his attempted chivalry he can't help but crack an eye, and get whapped in the chest again by Aralia for his trouble. [19:36] Jameson wipes his glasses off with a rag covered in some horridly clean-smelling chemical before putting them back on and staring even harder. His look is not one of lust, but total disbelief. 01[19:41] The woman steps up from the little boy, just a bit of jiggling action happening at chest level. "You can know me as Crystal... And I was just taking this sweet little boy back home with me~" [19:42] "Uh... What is your name?" 3 He repeats, giving Adrian a glance. 1 "Is he okay?" [19:43] Jameson stops examining her to glance at the others. "Who's the kid?" 01[19:45] "Oh, this little boy? I just told him I'd be taking him for a ride... But he couldn't stand the heat, so I just had to bring things to a freezing halt~" [19:49] "Okay.. Hah.. Nice play on words... You're actually pretty awesome.. Uh.. Did you wanna maybe come with us?" [19:49] Jameson turns back to the lady. "Okay, time for me to ask questions. First, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT DYING OF HYPOTHERMIA?!" 01[19:53] Crystal walks over to Artimis, and he soon finds a hand running up the side of his cheek delicately. "You can come with me whenever you want, boy...~" The only response Jameson gets from her is the shaking of two highly exposed asscheeks as she bends down a little bit to do this to Artimis. [19:56] 3 He shivers and rubs the back of his head, glancing over at Jameson. 1 "Wow.." [19:58] "God damnit, nobody ever notices the sane man." [20:00] "Jameson, i notice you.. but who cares how she is surviving? She.. hehe.. Uh, but anyway, Crystal.. There was this dead bird in the tunnel.. Have you seen anyone else around here?" 01[20:00] She quickly turns herself back around, hair creating a flurry of snow that glistens as it falls before dropping a quick peck on Jameson's cheek. "Don't worry, baby... Mama brings out the blizzard in everyone~" [20:03] Jameson snorts. "Nope, not gonna work." [20:04] "Your loss, Jameson.. Crystal, it's sorta important.. We need to find out how killed this altaria" [20:04] who* 01[20:09] "Such a shame... I was hoping maybe you could show me a good time..." And back to Artimis she goes, her hands wandering around to other nonsexual parts of his body. "That little birdy? It was trying to stop me from havin' a little bit of fun... So I had my babies tell him to leave me alone..." [20:11] 3 He nearly swoons, then shakes his head, blinking. 1"You killed it? Why would you do that?" 3 He locks in his venipedes crystal. 1"I'm gonna kill you for that" [20:12] "B-babies...?" Ky suddenly speaks, having been frozen in a bit of a dumbfounded stare as he watched Crystal play with Artimis... Aralia rolls her eyes, having given up on trying to beat the horn dog out of him... after leaving a bruise on his chest he'd probably find later... Loria though was silent and stared at the woman with a bit of an angry look, not liking her cold. 01[20:14] "Just chill out, dear... I'm sure it was an accident... I'm sure they didn't mean to..." Should Artimis not have moved out of the way, her grip becomes feverishly mobile now. [20:14] 3 He hesitates, and then lets his arm go around her hip. 1 Maybe... maybe it was an accident.." [20:16] "A-artemis...?" Ky stuttered in a bit of disbelief... Was he really falling for this? "Miss Crystal... Why would that Altaria be after you?" Ky asks next, calmly, trying to get her to stop her treatment of Artemis and get some answers... 01[20:17] Almost as if on command, a pair of tongues pop out from Crystal's clamshell breasts and begin licking at Artimis' exposed flesh... She stops a moment to push them back in. "Don't mind them, they're just a bit easily excited... Much like I expect your friend here to be, darling~" 01[20:18] "Don't worry, though... I don't mind sharing~" [20:19] "GAH!" Ky blurts and cringes in shock, Aralia and Loria hop down to the floor, Aralia shocked stays next to Ky, not wanting him ANYWHERE near those thigns now while Loria had the chance to ruffle her feathers with a low chirping growl since she already didn't like the woman... [20:20] 3 He flinches and looks a little uncomfortable at that, but then looks up at her and smiles again. 1 "Its fine.. I'll stay here if you want.. You know, with you" [20:21] "Let's see... if Adrian was chasing you.. and you retaliated by killing.. and judging on the people we've met so far... YOU! You work for Darius, don't you?" 01[20:23] "You can stay with me as long as you like~" She then turns over to Jameson. "And maybe I do, maybe I don't... Either way, I'm just a girl out for chills and thrills~" [20:24] "Alright.. One moment, please, my sweet.." 3 He goes over to Ky and Jameson. 1 "Guys, i cant go on with you. I gotta stay here." [20:25] "GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT. That answer was too suspicious, Artimis, don't you-" Jameson flips out a lighter, ignites it, and slashes it against Artimis' face. "WAKE THE FUCK UP, HONEY." [20:25] Ky shakily took a fighting stance, the cold getting to him a bit but more the creepyness of this lady... "Artemis... This isn't right..." He says defensively and lookes over at Jameson worriedly. Aralia though looks up with a growl at Artemis, not liking him coming near Ky. 01[20:27] When Jameson goes to slap Artimis, he finds his arm grappled by a re-emerging tongue. [20:27] 3 He grabs his face and then glares at jameson. 1 "she loves me, you dont have the right to tell me to wake up or whatever. I know it's not right.. But if i'm here, then i'll stop her from killin anything else." 01[20:27] "It's okay, dear... I don't mind if they watch. I like putting on a show~" [20:28] "Loria Ember!" Ky instructs his torchic to attack the woman as her... tongue... grabs Jameson. [20:28] Jameson suddenly smiles evilly at Crystal. "Oh, so it's two against two, then? Well, that's a bit unfair. I guess I'll have to tell my friend he won't have any fun..." 14SCREEEEEECH... [20:29] "H-hey guys! Leave her alone!" 01[20:31] The sudden burst of flames freaks out the tongue so much that, while it doesn't hit, it definitely goes crawling back into her bosom. 01[20:32] "Oh, my... Hasn't anyone told you that when you play with fire, you're gonna get burned? It's why I prefer to keep things frosty~" [20:33] "My love, dont try and fight, these people are really strong.. Just.. the pair of you, leave our home." [20:34] Jameson takes this opportunity to spring back to a better position. "Okay, status. Artimis is stupid, Kyryk seems to be spaced out a little, and that one guy's gone. Looks like I'm gonna have to do this myself. You know what? I probably can't beat you in a normal fight, you probably have some bullshit tactics up your.... Anyway, let's settle this like gentlemen!" 02[20:35] * TheBMW (TheBMW@sux-6650BD3C.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: ) [20:37] Jameson snaps his fingers, and Ed's eye turns yellow before it begins playing music. "I challenge you to a dance-off." [20:37] 3 He sends out his Venipede. "How about a pokemon battle?" 01[20:40] "A dance-off?" She ponders the idea a moment, staring at Jameson with a smile that reads "Delicious~" (or something to that effect; it's definitely showing where her mind is wandering) as her hands follow her thoughts... Poor Artimis OOC, watching in horror at this. 01[20:41] She then gets up and off of Artimis. "Very well, then... My girls can go play with your Pokemon while we have our little fun..." 01[20:42] And with that, the two things covering her breasts drop to the ground; the purple shells revealing themselves to be Pokemon! And revealing that there actually was a bra beneath that, though you can hardly call it that. [20:46] Jameson takes off his glasses and throws them into a corner, then prepares. "Your move." 01[20:48] Crystal walks over to Jameson before wrapping her leg around the poor boy; using him like a pole, she begins to swing around and slide up and down his body, making sure to rub up on him from all angles. 01[20:48] "I hope you're having as much fun as I am..." [20:52] Jameson does a spin, grabbing her hand and twirling her off. "Now, I didn't want to have to do this... but you brought this on yourself." 01[20:59] When Jameson begins his dance, the shells pop open, revealing... Giant stereo speaker boomboxes inside of them, which begin blasting extremely fitting music to pair up with it. 01[21:01] "Not bad... Maybe you can show me some of your other moves~" 01[21:03] And with that, she begins to do a thought-provoking (as well as other kinds of provoking) dance that can only be described as "bootylicious". 01[21:10] (As well as other kinds of provoking, possibly*) 01[21:13] It's a sight for all conscious parties to behold, just because DAT ASS~ [21:13] 3 Artimis is just watching, his hands hiding his lap [21:13] "Well, I'd be impressed, but I got a little story to tell you." If there were lights, they dimmed. [21:14] "Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait? Let me tell you a story about my quandary, see, I was talking to a girl from the Hoenn region." [21:17] "The way that I met her was on tour of the world, she had long hair and a short miniskirt; I just got off the plane, dripping, pouring with sweat, I was walking through the gate, and guess who I met? I whispered in her ear, 'come to the picture booth, so I can ask you some questions to see if you're hundred-proof'." [21:19] "I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah, she had nine-ten pants and a very big bra. I took a coupla flicks and she was enthused, I asked, 'how did you like the ride?' She said 'I was very amused.'" [21:19] "I started throwing bass, she started throwing back midrange, but when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange. I asked 'Do you have a man?' She tried to pretend, she said 'No, I don't, I only have a friend.'" [21:20] "Come on! I'm not even going for that, this is what I'm going to sing." The accordion's in his hands, oh god. [21:21] "Youuu, you got what I neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, but you say he just a friend, ooh baby, you!" Jameson begins doing a sort of bouncy dance. "You got what I need, but you say he's just a frieend..." 01[21:24] And Crystal was just like ( o)c.(* ) ; so her course of action is... To blow a hole through the ceiling with a rainbow-colored beam of light that shoots out of her hand, exposing the night's sky. The Shellder change tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TWW6EzEvFY), and then she starts up again ... Before a foul dance step causes her to slip on the ice, causing both her and her boobs to go flying before collapsing into a snowdrift in the corner. [21:30] 3 He gets up, totally confused at what happened 01[21:30] All you see are a pair of legs sticking out of the snowdrift. 01[21:31] Flailing about wildly. [21:31] Ed magnetically tosses Jameson's glasses back to him, and they land perfectly on his face. [21:33] Ky simply blinks as he watched the spectacal... When Jameson had apperantly won Aralia, and Ky both snapped out of there stupor, yelling happily and clapping. Loria happily joined in and jumped up and down, scrambling about as much as her tiny body could in the air before landing and hopping again. 01[21:36] Crystal eventually pops out of the snowdrift after enough struggling, her body coated in snow in the most amusing manners. "Oh, my..." 01[21:37] There's an exceptionally large bunch of snow resting right in between her breasts... :3c [21:41] "You did well there, but I'm afraid..." Jameson flips a small near-invisible switch on his glasses and the lenses darken until his eyes aren't even visible. "...I'm simply the best at oral sex." 02[21:43] * Artimis (tailsdoll@DFCD243A.9A868730.5F62143B.IP) Quit (Quit: ) 01[21:48] "Is that so?" She chuckles a bit. "Then perhaps you can put those oral skills to better use?" She wipes the snow out from between her breasts before lapping off the residue in her hand, not once averting her gaze from Jameson or Kyryk as she did so. [21:50] Ky was more or less completely turned off of her thanks to those... wierd bussoms of hers. Still he shuttered at teh creepyness of her gaze. "Loria... Get ready again." He instructed as he reaches back to put a hand on his sword. [21:52] "Oh, I most certainly can..." Jameson grins. "Now, why is this city underwater?" 01[21:55] "Such a shame... I was really hoping we could all enjoy ourselves together..." 01[21:57] Crystal gets into POWER SQUAT position, and her smile turns to a sadistic grin. "FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" 01[22:05] And with that... A rainbow light of energy begins to form in... Oh God, is she gonna... Yep, her vagina totally just shoop'd the whoop as a colorful rainbow spray of light shoots forth from the area in front of her snatch! 01[22:06] The rainbow beam flies right between the two, and it's just like "Oh... GOD what?!?" [22:13] "As I was saying, about better use of my vocal cords, I mean this." Jameson whistles and Gearbeast appears. That grin makes him look more harmless than terrifying. 01[22:14] "It seems someone's happy to see me..." She whistles herself, and the Shellder re-affix themselves to her breasts. [22:16] "Wah!!!" Ky yelps as he tries to dodge the corrupted beam. "Miss! You are absolutely foul!" Ky says as he blushes and seems quite angry with her flaunting of her body. "Loria! Ember once more!" He commands as he rises again and brings his sword around in front of him. [22:18] "Right, nice vagina laser there. Really. Fantastic. My turn!" Gearbeast's gears begin spinning faster, electrical discharge is visible around him. 01[22:24] When the shot of flames shoots forth at Crystal, her Shellder, mounted atop her boob, jiggles itself into the path of the flame, keeping her safe. 01[22:25] The other one, in the meantime, opens up, and in true Fembot style begins firing icy bullets forth at everything in sight. 01[22:28] *Pew pew pew* The Shellder fires 'em out machine gun style, putting a nice hole in most everything. 01[22:29] Meanwhile, the Venipede lunges forth, attempting to crack the breasts wide open with its stinger needles. 01[22:30] It... Fails to put a dent in the shell plating. [22:32] The ice bullets make a loud ping noise. "Oh, hey, his armor's still dented. Better fix that." Jameson pulls out a healing energy and smacks it into a ding. 01[22:33] And like that, the dent pops back into place, making a metal creaking noise as it does so. 01[22:40] Crystal pulls out a crystal from her bra and crushes it; she begins to glow a bit. [22:41] Loria chirps as she's hit and rolls back. Tiredly she rises to her claws, panting softly. Ky flinches and winces but holds his sword and charges her with a harsh slash! "Loria! Focus your energy!" Ky instructs as he rushes and the torchic attempts to look imposing as she ruffles her feathers threateningly... but only manages to look adorable... 01[22:50] And *SLASH* right into Ice Bitch's thigh! It drips a little bit of blood as she holds it, GLAAARING at Kyryk. [22:51] "So you do bleed..." He commented as he twirled his sword and readied for another strike. 01[22:51] A Shellder hops off from the boob and rushes up to the Gear Beast, attempting to jab into it quickly with an icy tongue. 01[22:52] And it barely puts a dent into the Gear Beast's frame. 01[22:59] The Venipede rushes forth at one of the shells. 01[22:59] And just bounces off of it :< [23:02] The beast opens its mouth... 01[23:06] And from it, a ridiculous beam of light fires forth from the dragon's maw, sending a crackling burst of electricity towards one of the breasts. It spasms out a bit before the jaw drops, tongue hanging out slackjawed. [23:07] Most of the energy reaches towards Jameson, who swings his hand forward, sending it arcing towards the last Shellder. 01[23:13] And the thundershock bursts out rather feebly, not seeming to phase the Shellder much :| 01[23:13] Seems this one's a lot bulkier than the other one like that. 01[23:14] It flings itself forth boomerang style at Loria. [23:14] Loria ruffles her feathers intimidatingly but chirps as it fails to deter the shelder and she gets smacked in the forhead! 01[23:15] And it ends up clamping onto the poor bird's forehead. 01[23:16] As the screen fades to black, all you can hear is a bird chirping in pain, trying to shake a deranged, overly sexual shell of from its head, and the laughter of a crazy icy bitch! 01[23:16]