"Drunken Antics" By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer) URL: https://pastebin.com/eSPzVQgK Created on: Sunday 2nd of October 2011 02:42:45 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:10:05 PM UTC 01[00:11] Vincent stumbles across a small fountain. It reads "Sacred Elixir - For the Weary Mind And Soul" or something like that. 06[00:11] * Vincent drinks from the fountain 01[00:11] On the first sip, it feels like he literally drank fire. 06[00:12] * Vincent spits it up 01[00:12] Tasted good, but dat FIRE feeling 06[00:12] * Vincent drinks the water to cool it down 01[00:14] *Glub glub glub* God only knows what Vincent just drank. 06[00:14] * Vincent walks back over to the spring. He hasn't realized that he's.... stumbling? [00:15] Hi gusy. [00:15] Hey Vincent... uhh, are you okay? [00:16] I am finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne 06[00:16] * Vincent seems more bubbly [00:16] What are we gonna dooooooooo? 06[00:16] * Estel had hoped he wouldn't come back 06[00:16] * Vincent hiccups a bit like stereotypucal drunks [00:17] Vincent... what did you do? [00:17] ... [00:17] Maybe he found the Drunk Fist before Leeroy. [00:17] I went and saw this spring! And there was this... uh... uh.... 06[00:17] * Leeroy holds up three fingers [00:17] how many do you see. [00:17] Drunk Fi- Oh no. [00:19] seven? 06[00:19] * Vincent falls over 06[00:19] * Estel laughs a bit [00:19] yeah he's drunk off his ASS [00:19] literally [00:20] Must have been some stuff, that was fast. 06[00:20] * Vincent gets up, still naked. "I'm tsired of you making fun of me Eshtel." [00:20] Geeze probably only had a little too [00:20] How do you even... ugh. 06[00:20] * Vincent stumbles over to Estel. "Me and you are gonna shettle thingsh." 06[00:20] * Marianne bangs her head against the wall lightly. 06[00:20] * Leeroy gives Drunk!Vincent a wiiiiiiide birth [00:20] Put on some clothes, then we'll talk. 06[00:20] * Estel stands up for an easier getaway [00:21] No... You alwaysh make fun of me and I try to be nice and and... 06[00:21] * Vincent starts crying [00:21] where did he find alcohol? [00:21] oh mother of mew [00:21] he's a SAD drunk 06[00:21] * Estel sighs [00:21] Go away, Vincent. 06[00:21] * Marianne walks over and hugs Vincent. [00:21] There, there, it's okay... 06[00:22] * Vincent looks up and points. "Got ya!" [00:22] Ack! [00:22] ... Who pretends to be drunk? [00:22] As I said, go away. 06[00:22] * Marianne jumps back slightly, then bitchslaps Vincent across the face. 06[00:22] * Vincent giggles and swoons. "Sho... You come her often arer we jusht- [00:22] That's not funny Vincent! 06[00:22] * Vincent probably falls over [00:23] Nope he's actually drunk [00:23] And a moron as usual. [00:23] Oh jeez, you're right! 06[00:23] * Marianne glares at Estel before trying to help Vincent back up. [00:23] Are you okay buddy? I didn't hurt you at all, did I? 06[00:23] * Vincent looks up at Estel. "Sho babe.. You wanna go get losht in the world?" [00:24] ...You can't be serious. [00:24] ...No. [00:24] there [00:24] is no way [00:24] he must be a light weight [00:24] I refuse to believe there is enough booze to get someone this hammered here [00:25] How about you go look? [00:25] I'm about to [00:25] B-but I could shhow you some thingsh huh? 06[00:26] * Vincent tugs at Estel's wet clothes seductively [00:26] how about you show how to put on some pants eh? [00:26] Oh, fuck off. 06[00:26] * Estel pushes him away 06[00:26] * Marianne looks slightly disgusted. [00:26] Eww, Vincent, stop wiggling your butt so much! 06[00:26] * Estel doesn't run though, yet [00:27] Ir'sh jusht a little ya know... 06[00:27] * Leeroy goes into the hallways looking for booze 06[00:27] * Vincent glances down to his wiggling butt [00:27] he didn't go too far... 06[00:27] * Marianne nervously looks at the gay couple before following Leeroy. 01[00:28] Marianne follows Leeroy, and the fountain with the sign isn't too far away. [00:28] Hey, don't just leave me here... 06[00:28] * Estel goes to follow them [00:28] Wait up babry 06[00:28] * Vincent stumbles after [00:28] Huh... well, I AM a little thirsty... [00:29] Okay how did I not notice a fountain? 06[00:29] * Marianne dips down and takes a gulp of the fountain water. 06[00:29] * Leeroy takes a deep gulp of booze 06[00:30] * Estel catches up to them [00:30] A fountain? [00:30] Haaaaa Whiskey! 01[00:30] Boom! It's tasty, but FEELS LIKE FIRE! [00:30] ACK! OH MY GOD! [00:31] geeze this brings me back 06[00:31] * Marianne spits a bit of the 'water' out, then winces. [00:31] Oww, oww, oww... [00:31] Really... [00:31] Hehehe... well, it does help lighten the mood a little I guess... [00:31] So, this is the alcohol? 06[00:31] * Vincent walks over and dunks Estel's head in 06[00:32] * Estel resists [00:32] yeah it is pretty strong stuff [00:32] Drunk up babyr [00:32] I don't feel THAT bad... [00:32] no wonder Vincent is hammered [00:32] Not like Vincent anyway... 06[00:32] * Vincent kinda falls on Estel then 06[00:32] * Estel backs up from the fountain, pushing Vincent off [00:32] Oh.... itsh wamr [00:32] No, not happening. 06[00:34] * Leeroy takes a smaller slower sip [00:34] Wait, guys, why are you drinking even MORE of it? Alcohol isn't good for you! 06[00:34] * Vincent slips and falls onto Estel [00:34] well I read that wine is [00:35] Well... uhh... I don't know. 06[00:35] * Estel moves and lets Vincent hit the ground [00:35] ah man this brings back some [00:35] well memories [00:35] You said it's WHISKEY though! [00:35] yeah yeah but it's only bad in high amounts [00:35] Well... okay, but be careful honey, please? [00:36] my mom had me drinking whiskey whenever I complained about being hurt, and in Orre it's a big thing 06[00:36] * Marianne looks a little disgusted. [00:36] Ewww... 01[00:36] Well, Vincent falls on Estel's knees, causing them to give out on him... As such, he falls backwards into the fountain. [00:37] Agh! [00:38] Can you do anything right? [00:38] I can lobgt ridht 06[00:39] * Estel apparently got the whiskey in his mouth 06[00:40] * Vincent stands up and picks up Estel 06[00:41] * Estel coughs, it was fiery [00:41] sheee I got ya... You cna't holdt ur likcert 06[00:41] * Marianne just looks dumbfounded at this whole mess. [00:41] ...What? [00:41] neither can you Vincent 06[00:41] * Vincent plays with Estel's hair. "I gocha babye [00:41] Quit it... 06[00:42] * Estel is giving less of an effort [00:42] I'll go and down you put [00:43] What? 06[00:43] * Estel tries getting away 06[00:43] * Vincent merely falls on top of Estel. "Woopsh" 06[00:43] * Marianne giggles loudly as she cuddles up next to Leeroy. [00:43] Hehehe... this isn't so bad y'know... [00:43] Off! [00:44] Woah don't be that way... I'll shhow you shomething you'll like... 06[00:44] * Vincent wriggles his butt seductively. All this butt wriggling 06[00:45] * Estel does not care for this and tries pushing him off [00:45] No, not like that silly! Like this! 06[00:45] * Marianne tries some wiggling of her own. 06[00:45] * Estel crawls a little bit away 02[00:46] * Marianne (TheBMW@sux-22A52C72.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) 03[00:46] * ThatGuy (Leeroy@sux-8A2C6B02.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #PTAFallen 03[00:46] * Marianne (TheBMW@sux-22A52C72.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #PTAFallen 06[00:46] * Vincent grawls over to Estel and wriggles [00:46] crawls over too 06[00:46] * Estel pokes Vincent in the eye 03[00:47] * ThatGuy is now known as Leeroy_DeDrunkusse 06[00:47] * Leeroy_DeDrunkusse takes one more sip 06[00:47] * Vincent slaps at Estel's hand and sits on his lap as he shrugs the pain off. "I jusht please to want you [00:47] You're a moron... [00:47] No! [00:47] and he's a drunk. HA! 06[00:48] * Marianne giggles as she takes another sip. [00:48] Come ... and you'll nlik it 02[00:48] * Leeroy (Leeroy@sux-8A2C6B02.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 06[00:48] * Estel does not feel one hundred percent anymore, pushing Vincent is not working [00:48] oh geeze I'm starting to feel a bit off 03[00:48] * Leeroy_DeDrunkusse is now known as Leeroy 06[00:49] * Marianne can't help but spit this one out too, and is feeling somewhat fine. 06[00:49] * Vincent rubs his bottom on Estel's pelvic region and places his hands on Estel's chest. This kills the Estel [00:49] Yeesh... I don't know how you guys are going so crazy... [00:49] Hey I'm still sober [00:49] ...ish 06[00:49] * Marianne laughs. [00:50] H-Hey! 06[00:50] * Estel flails around 06[00:50] * Vincent loses positioning and flails about on Estel [00:50] Ah! 06[00:50] * Marianne keeps laughing. [00:50] Get off! [00:50] Oh, you guys are SO funny! [00:50] I'm trying to [00:51] Marianne, help? [00:51] But it's jusht harrrddd... 06[00:51] * Vincent leans down on Estel chest and coughs 06[00:51] * Vincent looks up at Estel. "It'll take...a ssecond..." [00:51] Huh? Help? I thought you were having fun! 06[00:51] * Estel stares at him blankly [00:52] And you think this is fun?! Change places with me! 06[00:52] * Estel can't even bother pushing him back [00:52] Okay~ [00:52] You... want on top? 06[00:52] * Marianne drops down on the floor next to Estel and Vincent. [00:52] How's that? 06[00:52] * Estel grabs Marianne's shoulders [00:53] Vincent take this one. [00:53] No penis [00:53] Wait no! Don't take that one! 06[00:53] * Vincent points 06[00:53] * Marianne giggles like a schoolgirl. [00:53] Oh Vincent, you're so crazy~ [00:53] Who says she doesn't? [00:54] Says me! 06[00:54] * Marianne leans in slightly. [00:54] I saw already. She has thingy [00:54] I say too! [00:54] *whisper* And so does Leeroy... 06[00:54] * Marianne giggles as she rolls away from the gay couple. [00:54] Okay! Take Leeroy then! [00:54] I'm starting to think I like you all better 06[00:54] * Vincent whispers in Estel's ear. "Sush love... I am here to make you happy!" [00:55] when you were sober- [00:55] What no! Damnit Etch don't pawn off your problems to me! 06[00:55] * Marianne gets back on her feet and goes back to leaning up against Leeroy. [00:55] I saved you in waater! [00:55] You... you did, but that doesn't mean anything right now- get off! 06[00:56] * Marianne giggles again. [00:56] I thought you still liked Leeroy though Vincent~ [00:56] It's because... [00:56] ... 06[00:56] * Vincent whispers again "I think you're cute!" 06[00:56] * Vincent giggles [00:57] Leeroy ahs a penis Marianne and he's stupoid 06[00:57] * Estel tries to push Vincent over so that the moron's the one getting pinned down [00:57] Hey! Don't call him stupid! [00:57] Hey I'm right here you drunken dumbass! [00:57] He's a smart guy meanie-head! [00:57] ...Meanie-head? 06[00:58] * Estel pins Vincent down 06[00:58] * Vincent is pinned down? [00:58] Ouchies.... I dind't know you were rough heheeh [00:58] What? He is! [00:58] You little shit. 06[00:58] * Vincent hiccups and tries to smooch Estel 06[00:59] * Vincent more over flops about [00:59] He is pinned, ya know 06[00:59] * Estel gets up and stumbles over to the other two 06[00:59] * Vincent giggles. "So what sha gonna do?" 06[00:59] * Leeroy sighs [00:59] Help. 06[00:59] * Vincent stands up and follows Estel [01:00] you too Etch? I can see the flushed cheeks [01:00] I'm the only not drunk one here! [01:00] I wasn't gonna. [01:01] Make me a man Estel~ 06[01:01] * Vincent falls on Estel's back 06[01:01] * Estel falls onto Leeroy because of this 06[01:01] * Vincent pokes Estel in the butt. Boners and what not 06[01:02] * Leeroy awkwardly pushes them aside...into the Fountain [01:02] Hey, I'm not gonna ruin your fun! 06[01:02] * Marianne lifts up a ball of fire-water via TK. [01:02] Here you go honey~ [01:02] Oh, we're having a group hug? Okay! 06[01:02] * Marianne accidently drops the ball of booze as she dives down and hugs everybody. 06[01:03] * Estel coughs as he gets the whiskey in his mouth, and then knocks his head into the foutain and passes out 06[01:03] * Vincent falls on top of his play thing [01:03] Oh... he's dead 02[01:03] * Estel (Psyche@sux-D16E722B.nyc.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: ) 06[01:03] * Leeroy drags Estel out and props him in the corner [01:03] geeze 06[01:04] * Marianne splashes around in the fountain before pulling herself out. [01:04] You guys are so crazy~ 06[01:04] * Vincent crawls over and hugs Estel and tries to wake him up. [01:04] Don't be... dead! [01:04] says the one splashing in Whiskey 06[01:04] * Leeroy wipes the booze off his face 06[01:04] * Vincent hiccups and kinda falls with his head in Estel's crotch [01:05] I'm just trying to loosen up, that's all! [01:05] pfft! I might like a bit of booze here and there but not enough to get drunk 06[01:05] * Vincent gives a thumbs up before passing out 03[01:05] * Vincent is now known as SleepyGents 06[01:06] * Leeroy shakes his head [01:07] oh brother [01:07] Looks like they need some time alone~ 06[01:07] * Marianne giggles as she walks off to the hot spring room. [01:07] what like a decade? [01:07] No silly, probably just an hour! 06[01:07] * Leeroy follows her making sure she doesn't drown in a drunken stupor 06[01:08] * Marianne falls into the hot spring in a drunken stupor, but doesn't drown. [01:08] Hehe, come on in Leeroy! 02[01:09] * Marianne (TheBMW@sux-22A52C72.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) 03[01:09] * Marianne (TheBMW@sux-22A52C72.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #PTAFallen 02[01:09] * SleepyGents (JojoTheAwe@sux-9242FC24.static.ip.windstream.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [01:10] boy oh boy 06[01:10] * Leeroy gets mostly undressed before sliding in 06[01:11] * Marianne relaxes up against the side, still in her clothing. 06[01:12] * Leeroy gets up close to Marianne [01:12] you are really REALLY drunk [01:12] I'm just feeling a little excited, that's all! [01:13] right~ 06[01:13] * Marianne just relaxes up against Leeroy, giggling every so often. [01:14] I knew it was only a matter of time until those two... [01:14] I don't really care if they hook up or not [01:17] Aww, but it'd be fun if they did! We could go on double dates and gossip and all other kinds of fun stuff! [01:17] Double dates? Somehow I doubt Etch is the type for that [01:18] He just needs to loosen up a bit, that's all! [01:18] Yeah you're right there [01:20] Hmm... I guess I should relax a little, we still have to see the grandmaster... 06[01:20] * Marianne cuddles up and closes her eyes. [01:20] ... HOLY CRAP [01:21] What?! [01:21] we do have to see him, and Estel and Vincent are passed out [01:21] ...OOOOOOOH! [01:21] Oh, they'll be fine, they probably only need a couple minutes anyway~ [01:21] awesome, I'll have to deep six him alone [01:21] Don't forget about me~ [01:22] well you're a bit drunk too [01:23] and I don't want you getting hurt [01:23] Don't worry, I'm tougher than I look! [01:23] yeah but I worry [01:24] Awww~ 06[01:24] * Marianne blushes slightly. [01:24] I'm such a lucky girl... [01:25] Hey now you desereve it [01:26] someone looking after you that is [01:26] Yeah, I guess so... [01:26] Someone has to look out for you too though! What with you just rushing in all the time. 06[01:27] * Leeroy puffs his chest out [01:27] What me "Mister Tough guy"? 06[01:29] * Marianne giggles. [01:29] Yes! [01:29] Ah come one I can look after myself! And you! At the same time! [01:30] Someone has to fix you up when it's all said and done though. And I'm happy to help~ [01:31] Just... promise you'll never REALLY push it, alright? I can't cure death... [01:31] Don't worry [01:31] I'm not planning on dying anytime soon [01:32] Good~ [01:33] I'm gonna close my eyes for a moment, okay? If anything happens, just wake me up. [01:34] yeah sure 06[01:35] * Marianne gives a quick kiss before closing her eyes, trying to sleep the booze off. [01:46]