"Dream Food"
By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer)

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Created on: Monday 1st of August 2011 06:22:03 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:11:12 PM UTC


I had this weird dream about food. Like, a REALLY weird dream. Like, there was this food thingy I had, and it was... I don't even know how to explain it; it was like this massive floaty disc thing, two-toned in color (top part was white, bottom half was a light beige); and there were a few distinct qualities about it...
The first was that it was IMMENSELY huge; like, almost the size of both my arm spans. It was really lightweight and fluffy, perfect for throwing it (And if you threw it, even if you chucked it overhead, it flew like a frisbee).Then you were able to squish it down if you wanted to bring it with you for travel; like, you could just sit on it or press it down in whatever direction you wanted, and it'd squish to conform... It could be shrunk down to the size of a quarter if you put enough effort into it. But if you dropped a little dablle of water on it, the whole thing blows back up to original size (minus the parts that you ate).
The last thing I remember was that it had like NO friction or motion resistance or whatever it's called on carpets. So, like, I spent the last part of the dream before I woke up literally just flying around my parents' bedroom atop it because it was THAT god damned fun.
The only bad thing about it was that the texture was like styrofoam when you tried to eat it.