"Clemboi and Pimpkrow G-Dawg" By Botherer (https://pastebin.com/u/Botherer) URL: https://pastebin.com/9j2vjEUV Created on: Sunday 31st of July 2011 05:44:07 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:11:16 PM UTC 01[18:52] <@Botherer> During Estel's trip to the library in Sophia, he had uncovered a book titled "Songs of the Siren", which told tales of a mysterious creature who would lure young men into a cave just to the south of the city. Believing it to be of interest, Estel sets out without speaking a word of his departure, save the fact that he was actually departing, to investiage this story. 06[18:53] * Estel is walking with Caroline out, searching outside of town [18:54] Tell me if you see anything, Caroline... well actually, I never see your eyes... nevermind. 01[18:55] <@Botherer> Estel finds that the forests to the south of Sophia are quite bright and cheery in stark contrast to the otherwise dark and grim forests he and the others have traversed en route to the Legendary Cave. It's a lot more lush and green in comparison, and he can actually see more than five feet without the forest canopy blocking out all of the light and enveloping the area in darkness. [18:56] It's a little pretty here, isn't it? 06[18:56] * Estel 's Zweilous has fur over its eyes... that's so sad 01[18:59] <@Botherer> The forest life actually seems, for the most part, pretty tame in comparison to some of the more recently travelled areas. A couple of Joltik here and there, and the usual forest life in Caterpie and Pidgey... All looking particularly vulnerable right about now. 06[19:00] * Estel has no interest in small timers, he's looking for that siren chick. He ignores the tiny babby pokemans. 01[19:07] <@Botherer> Ignoring the puny little pokeymans that "plague" the forest with their general adorability, Estel's journey into the forest leads him to a small river. There, he can see what appears to be a near unclothed woman with what appears to be a fruit basket atop her head, washing a gown by hand; she's humming to herself as she does so, and it's really quite lovely. 06[19:10] * Estel looks slightly away [19:10] Um, hello? 01[19:13] <@Botherer> The woman jumps up in surprise when she hears Estel call out to her, before turning about a bit panickedly. "Oh, umm... Hi there..." The woman doesn't stand very tall; even if Estel's like midget tier, he'd still be able to look down upon her with ease. 06[19:15] * Estel still looks away a bit 03[19:16] * TheBMW (TheBMW@sux-825FA75B.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #PTAFallen 01[19:16] <@Botherer> The woman then realizes that... She's still vested in little more than her undergarments and quickly fishes her gown back out of the river. [19:18] Sorry... but have you heard of a siren in this area? 01[19:20] <@Botherer> "The siren? She lives out in a cave just on the other side of the lake... Are you... Wishing to seek her?" [19:20] Oh, so it does exist... yes. 01[19:22] <@Botherer> "Very well, then... I can lead you to her cave, if you so wish..." She motions for Estel to turn around so she can put her gown back on. 06[19:23] * Estel doesn't see the point of that if it's going on and not off but turns around slightly, Caroline still looking (with whatever eyes it has) in the woman's direction 01[19:25] <@Botherer> Before long, the gown, albeit still dripping wet, finds its way back onto the woman's body. "Follow me, please..." She begins to make her way around the lakeside. 01[19:27] <@Botherer> As the trio and a half (Because I don't think two heads on one body counts as two people) make their way around, Estel can notice... Staring. Lots and lots of staring at him. From inside bushes and atop branches, all Estel sees are red circles looking over towards him and the girl. [19:28] Caroline, be ready to fight... 01[19:32] <@Botherer> The two heads look around for the enemy... Which is ineffective for two reasons. The first being that they can't see jack shit through the tufts of fur covering their eyes. The second being that they instinctively look towards the directions opposite their heads (left going right, right going left), causing the two to clock heads. 06[19:33] * Estel sighs at the Zweilous's stupidity 01[19:34] <@Botherer> Their folly elicits a couple of cackles, as two small, raven birds sporting top hats fall out from the tree. 01[19:34] <@Botherer> from a* tree. 01[19:34] <@Botherer> They fell out laughing. [19:36] Think it was funny, huh? Caroline, headbutt! 01[19:38] <@Botherer> One of the Zweilous' heads decides to blow the hair out from their eyes (because seeing the target is a good idea). It then barks at the other head for the both of them to rush at the Murkrow. They run up to it, the two of them clacking their heads into it from opposite sides. 01[19:40] <@Botherer> The Murkrow squawks in pain as its head gets slammed into by the other two; it's pretty dizzied up at the moment as a result. 03[19:40] * Gents is now known as Clem 03[19:40] * TheBMW is now known as PimpkrowGDawg 03[19:40] * Clem is now known as ClemBoi [19:44] Heh. 06[19:44] * ClemBoi , the uninjured murkrow squawks at the zwellious 06[19:45] * Estel 's Zweilous growls at the Murkrow [19:46] 01[19:48] <@Botherer> The dizzied Murkrow attempts to bat away one of the Zweilous' heads with its wing. 01[19:49] <@Botherer> It awkwardly flails its arm about, eventually whacking one head straight into the other. Ouch. [19:50] Tackle it down for good! 06[19:51] * ClemBoi strikes the Zwellious because he's a dick 06[19:52] * ClemBoi SQUAWK! 01[19:53] <@Botherer> ClemBoi's interference not only screws up the Zweilous' aim, but causes him to get her heads wrapped up around a tree. 03[19:53] * ClemBoi is now known as Gents 06[19:54] * Estel returns Caroline to her crystal and sends out Wrench 03[19:54] * Gents is now known as Clemboi [19:54] or just KAWWW for you none poke speakers [19:55] SQUAWK [19:56] Take down that cawing one, it seems too stupid to live for some reason. Fire fang. 06[19:56] * Clemboi flaps 01[19:57] <@Botherer> Wrench runs up to the obnoxiously loud bird and tries to bite into it, but only ends up roasting the tree. [19:57] Gah... excuse me, but are you going to help? 06[19:57] * Estel looks at the woman 01[19:58] <@Botherer> "Oh, umm... I'll do what I can, though it might not be much..." 06[19:59] * Clemboi flies at the woman [19:59] During all the commotion, a much larger, and much more pimpin' bird lands on a nearby tree branch and watches, laughing every so often. [20:00] CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW [20:00] "Awww yeah, ya get 'em good Clemboi!" 01[20:00] <@Botherer> She leaps over towards the duller of the two birds (meaning the one that isn't Clem), jumping atop and driving his head into the ground. This graceful leap is followed up by... A rather undignified slapping motion. 01[20:01] <@Botherer> Undignified, but effective, as it slaps the dumb bird out good. 01[20:01] <@Botherer> This doesn't stop Clemboi from nailing her after piulling his head out of the ground. [20:02] [20:03] Stupid birds... [20:04] "Now that ain't all that nice missy, beatin' on the runts then callin' 'em stupid." [20:04] ...I hope you're talking to her. 06[20:05] * Clemboi squawks [20:05] "I'm talkin' to the both of ya." [20:05] Let's shut your yap. Wrench! 01[20:06] <@Botherer> "Please, leave us be... I was simply taking him to see the Siren..." 01[20:07] <@Botherer> Wrench wheels himself into the lake. 01[20:07] <@Botherer> Needless to say, he's a sopping wet mess. 06[20:07] * Estel puts his palm to his forehead [20:08] Idiot, get out of the water... [20:08] With another loud laugh, Estel finds the Pimpkrow suddenly perched on top of his head. [20:08] Get off! [20:08] "Haha! Yer dawg ain't so good at huntin', is it?" [20:08] "Nah missy, ya gotta suck my dirty bird-cock if ya want me to do anythin'." 06[20:08] * Clemboi perches on Mel's head 06[20:09] * Estel shoots a hidden power up at the pimpkrow 01[20:10] <@Botherer> A burst of wind from Estel blows the bird clear off of his head, though, unfortunately for him, he's still there... And nowhere near battered yet. [20:11] The bird replies with another laugh before landing on the tree branch from before. "Aww, yer such a cutie when ya try to fight back." 06[20:11] * Clemboi looks down at her and squawks lightly and tries to look innocent 01[20:12] <@Botherer> All Clem does is piss the woman off, who attempts to pirouette her foot right into his face. [20:12] "Now, why ya wanna go see the siren? If ya goin' to get laid, hate to tell ya, but she don't roll that way." [20:13] "Always hungry for some fresh Diglett, that one." [20:13] None of your business, you fucking bird. [20:13] "Aww, stop lookin' so delicious with dem insults baby, ya making me eager!" [20:14] Fire fang. 06[20:15] * Clemboi flies and hides in Estel's shirt :< 01[20:16] <@Botherer> PimpkrowGDawg tries to smack the mutt away, only to end up with a whole lot more tooth in his wing than he'd have liked. 01[20:17] <@Botherer> Clemboi discovers while inside Estel's shirt that... There's no boobies there, which would be much to the dismay of Pimpkrow. 06[20:17] * Estel grabs Clemboi out of his shirt and shoots him with hidden power 06[20:17] * Clemboi squawks, his head in interest as he sees the lack of boobs [20:17] "Augh! Alright sweetcakes, ya just hold tight so I can put down this mutt." [20:17] The Pimpkrow descends upon the Growlithe, razor-wings extended! [20:18] Sqaauuwwkkkkk :< 06[20:18] * Clemboi flies at fire mutt and slaps it with it's some wings 01[20:18] <@Botherer> Poor Pimpkrow; his wing hurts too much to use it right, and it just looks like spastic flailing. [20:19] Because of the flailing, the Pimpkrow just crashes into the ground with an annoyed grumble. [20:19] "Now ya just pissin' me off." [20:20] Not so cool now, are you? 01[20:20] <@Botherer> The birdbrained ... Bird... is able to actually descend upon Wrench this time, hoisting him up into the air for all of five feet with his talons before slamming him back down into the ground. [20:20] "I'm always cool baby, ain't no doubt 'bout dat. Just look at dese!" The Pimpkrow opens his beak, and- holy shit the inside is plated with gold. 01[20:20] <@Botherer> Bird-brained from getting the wind knocked into and out of him. 06[20:20] * Clemboi squaawwwksssss 01[20:21] <@Botherer> The woman had stopped to catch her breath a moment, seeing that the attention had diverted away from her if only momentarily. [20:23] Finish off its lackey, flame wheel. 01[20:25] <@Botherer> The Growlithe bursts into flames, drying itself off as it spirals into the dumb Murkrow. Needless to say, it's bowled over and lookng exceptionally crispy and delicious right now. 06[20:25] * Clemboi points his wing at Growlithe and caawwwsss. 06[20:26] * Clemboi falls, wings up [20:26] There's lunch. [20:26] "That's it, now ya just makin' me angry!" The Pimpkrow rushes at the Growlithe, flapping his uninjured wing. 01[20:27] <@Botherer> The Growlithe is nearly neuteralized by the Honchkrow's assault. 01[20:28] <@Botherer> ( That means it's DOWN ) 06[20:28] * Estel returns him and glares at the Honchkrow [20:28] "Damn girl, what kinda dawgs ya got layin' with ya if ya let that mutt protect ya?" [20:29] I'm not a girl, you little prick! 06[20:29] * Estel sends out Vera [20:29] "Ya look like a girl ta me!" [20:29] Curse! [20:30] "Aww, now that ain't nice!" The Pimpkrow lunges forward with a sickening glee painted on his face... 01[20:32] <@Botherer> The woman, sensing impending doom, tries to rush in and strike down the bird before it can massacre the ghost. 01[20:33] <@Botherer> Too bad she's too slow, and the toilet paper ghost finds itself torn to shreds by the cackling bird, its ego almost visibly swelling. [20:33] Fuck! [20:34] "Haw haw! Dem ghosts always think they're so bad, "Boo, you can't see me!" Yeah, well fuck ya too!" 06[20:34] * Estel returns Vera and pales, there's nothing left... but then his wandering Unown friend, Bartholomew, floats into view [20:35] "Now I know I look damn fine there Alphabet Soup, but ya better off takin' a picture instead!" The Trollkrow continues the assault, rushing at Bartholomew with wings extended. 01[20:37] <@Botherer> The odd woman... Begins to sing... It's eerie, and Estel can sense an odd power welling up inside the woman as she does so... Which causes a burst of energy to be expelled through her voice. [20:38] ...Singing? 01[20:40] <@Botherer> The Honchkrow finds its assault ended prematurely as it's sent sailing. And as her song ends, the fruit basket thingy atop her head unravels itself and comes down, taking on a leafy green tone. [20:41] "Now missy, that's just rude. Ya gotta work on ya singin' a bit first, 'cause ya gave me a headache!" 06[20:41] * Estel lunges forward and tries catching this fucking bird 01[20:42] <@Botherer> Estel ends up grabbing the bird by the neck, though the crystal is barely sparking. [20:42] "Now missy, I know I'm irresistable, but- holy shit you weren't kidding, you're an ugly fuck!" 06[20:43] * PimpkrowGDawg slices at Estel in shocked horror. 01[20:46] <@Botherer> The bird cleaves straight into Estel's chest, tearing his shirt and-Holy crap, for wings those were sharp he's bleeding a bit! [20:47] Sh-shit... Barth, attack it... [20:47] "Alright dawg, enough of this shit. Thought you were just a flat-chested bitch, but guess not. Ya said something about da siren? 'Cause she'd probably fuck ya." 01[20:49] <@Botherer> The Honchkrow finds itself blasted with an icy cold burst of energy; it staggers back as much as it can while still in Estel's grip, struggling to hold onto consciousness long enough to possibly make a soliloquy in death? [20:50] "But... mah bottom bitches..." [20:50] Fuck off... [20:50] The bird splays out in Estel's grip, limp. 06[20:51] * Estel relaxes and grabs the bird by its legs to hold it 06[20:51] * Estel sits down to rest as well, looking towards the 'woman' 01[20:52] <@Botherer> The woman... Realizes that she's kinda exposed herself. "Well... Shall we continue?" She says, albeit a bit nervously. [20:53] You were singing there... and clearly you aren't normal. 01[20:54] <@Botherer> "Would ... Would you prefer to have perished?" 01[20:55] <@Botherer> She comes across as a mixed of scared, defensive, and just a little bit threatening. [20:55] No, clearly not, but why would you offer to take me to the siren when I believe she's in front of me? 01[20:58] <@Botherer> "I... Well, I..." She steps back once or twice. [20:59] I don't know what YOU want... but I'm too beat to do anything now. 01[21:00] <@Botherer> "It was just a lot more convenient to bring you than to lure you in, okay?!?" She almost blurts it out. [21:00] Hmph... well, I had my own plans for you, but they're not happening now. 06[21:01] * Estel uses a light healing crystal on himself before getting up [21:02] Though I suppose I should thank you for helping with the birds. 01[21:04] <@Botherer> The woman, seeing Estel's weakened condition, almost smirks a little bit. "In that case... You won't have any qualms with following me further..." [21:07] ...I'm not that dumb. I'm not going anywhere. 01[21:09] <@Botherer> "I don't believe you're in a position to object..." [21:09] Fine... Barth, attack. 01[21:10] <@Botherer> The twin Unown fire dual laser beams that Meloetta, who gracefully dodges them both. 01[21:11] <@Botherer> Though her movements seem to have lost grace, she dances circles around the Unown, causing the twin eyes to become completely disoriented. 06[21:12] * Estel glares at Meloetta and recalls his borrowed power from Caroline, going in for a crunch. 01[21:14] <@Botherer> Estel gnashes straight into the Meloetta's neck; kinda vampire-y :3c She squeals in pain, because that still fucking hurt. 01[21:16] <@Botherer> The Meloetta tries to escape Estel's toothy death grip. 01[21:17] <@Botherer> And Estel clamps down on the bitch; unable to do much else in her position, with her voice box clamped down on the way it is, she points a finger at the Unown and looses a rainbow colored beam. 01[21:18] <@Botherer> The stream of multicolored doom rains down upon the Unown... Except it's more like sparkly rainbow funtime for it in comparison to what was expected. 06[21:20] * Estel holds onto the Meloetta and lets go of her neck with his teeth to speak [21:20] Barth, again! 01[21:21] <@Botherer> The Unown cannot into cooperation with one another. 01[21:21] <@Botherer> They simply butt eyeballs. 01[21:22] <@Botherer> Meloetta gasps for breath as Estel releases his grip from her neck. 01[21:22] <@Botherer> She's struggling for air. 06[21:23] * Estel shoots his last hidden power at the Meloetta while she's struggling 01[21:24] <@Botherer> Meloetta's eyes roll into the back of her head as she loses it. 01[21:25] <@Botherer> Loses consciousness, anyways. She's not one of those crazy masochists who gets off to pain. 06[21:25] * Estel drops her body on the ground [21:26] So she was weak in the end. 06[21:26] * Estel realizes he is alone now [21:27] That's a shame. Next time I'll be more prepared, though. 06[21:27] * Estel looks at the unconscious bird he has been carrying [21:27] Time to eat. Come on Barth, let's go heal up. 01[21:27] <@Botherer> Yep; that's one unconscious bird in his hands. 06[21:27] * Estel carries the bird off with Barth and heads back to town for some delicious bird lunch whatever. 03[21:30] * PimpkrowGDawg is now known as TheBMW 01[21:30] <@Botherer> On Estel's trip back, he comes across an odd, jewel-encrusted bone fragment. 06[21:30] * Estel puzzledly picks it up 01[21:31] <@Botherer> Estel can feel an odd, mystical life energy coming from within. 03[21:31] * Clemboi is now known as Gents 06[21:32] * Estel shrugs and pockets it, continuing on his way 03[21:33] * Estel is now known as Psyche