"Altho 3-C"
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Created on: Sunday 26th of June 2011 12:01:22 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 1 of November 2020 03:12:00 PM UTC


[19:59] <@BeachYoshi> EPISODE: 3-C (With your host for the evening, Yoshi!)
[19:59] <castfromhp> (3)
[19:59] <@BeachYoshi> Date: January 22nd, 20XX
[19:59] <@BeachYoshi> (err yes 3 HER DERP)
03[20:00] * Ramiel is now known as Rachel
[20:00] <@BeachYoshi> Time: 1:00 PM
[20:01] <@BeachYoshi> You all find yourselves... in the lobby of a very ritzy looking resort. The kind with shiny marble floors. You all wanted to have a beach day but it seems it's just a bit too chilly and overcast for it. A friendly local did give you a tip about this resort though. They have a rather large, grand indoor beach that is open to the public and is wildly popular this time of year!
[20:01] <@BeachYoshi> (and then I was cut off wasn't I)
01[20:01] <Trevor> ( Wildly popular this time of year! )
[20:01] <Grant> (No?)
[20:01] <Rachel> (Nope?)
01[20:01] <Trevor> ( That was the last thing )
[20:01] <castfromhp> (nope, ends right at year!)
[20:01] <@BeachYoshi> (my client is weird then)
01[20:02] <Trevor> ( Don’t worry ; I got logging powers )
[20:02] <@BeachYoshi> You see a lady behind a reception desk, looking at the three of you curiously... but with a smile!
[20:04] <Sara_Tosen> "..." Sara was interestingly calm given what she was wearing - a pair of jean shorts and a loose fitting t-shirt. She probably had a swimsuit underneath it though.  
06[20:06] * Grant is on the lobby, wearing only a speedo and a unown-shaped inner tube around his lower body.
[20:06] <Grant> "...It's kind of chilly here."
06[20:07] * Sara_Tosen is purposely averting her gaze from Grant. Talk about disturbing images. 
03[20:07] * Ryuu (726cc00a@sux-D7D2E6A7.mibbit.com) has joined #BeachWanderers
06[20:08] * Rachel is quite the opposite - having just come in from the cold outside, she's still wearing her coat and scarf.
[20:09] <Sara_Tosen> <Maybe if you actually wore some clothes...>
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06[20:09] * Rachel It's pretty warm inside though, prompting her to quickly remove her scarf and button down
[20:10] <Grant> "W-well, i was expecting to have a summer dip, my lady. Haven't had one of those in months. I think i forgot it's kind of wintery here."
[20:11] <Sara_Tosen> <do ya think? And can you just call me sara?"
[20:13] <Rachel> "Whew, never been to this fancy place before.  It's nice in here.  Whaddya guys say we go for a swim?"  
06[20:13] * Rachel Her gang is as lively and energetic as ever.
[20:14] <Sara_Tosen> <I suppose we should. It's why we are here.> a voice leaks into Rachel's mind. 
[20:15] <@BeachYoshi> The lady behind the desk gives a little "Yoohoo!" before walking over. She's pretty short and a bit round but she covers ground fast as she's already in your general area. "My name is Tessa, welcome to the Sandstep Resort! How may I be helpin' ya?"
[20:15] <Grant> "Well, that could do. But maybe we could do duty first... Or something. I met with Lad...Sara before, but you are?"
[20:16] <Rachel> "Hm?  Who's that?"  
06[20:16] * Rachel looks up, slightly startled
[20:16] <Sara_Tosen> <"We would like to...go in I guess."> Her lip synching job is bad but it passes. 
[20:16] <Sara_Tosen> As for Rachel's question, grant likely knows what happened. 
[20:18] <Rachel> "Ah hello.  We're here to take a nice swim.  Pokemon allowed, of course?"
[20:18] <@BeachYoshi> "Oooh! You must be here for the beach! Just great!" Tessa claps her hands together in excitement and smiles before waddling over to a set of glass doors to the right of the reception desk. "It's just right down this hall!  We hope you enjoy the visit! And of course everyone  human and pokemon alike are welcome!"
[20:20] <Rachel> "Very well.  Changing rooms that way too?  It's way too hot for this coat in here."
[20:20] <Sara_Tosen> <thank you...> Sara goes to find the changing room - as well as deciding on a companion.
[20:20] <Grant> "Ah, Pokémon allowed! Well, it's not like... I'm needing to change."
[20:21] <@BeachYoshi> "Yes ma'am! Changing rooms on each side of the hall heading for the beach. Guys on the left, girls on the right. Just make sure to not leave anything behind!"
[20:22] <Rachel> "Great!  Let's go, gang!"
06[20:22] * Rachel They all head off to get changed.
06[20:23] * Sara_Tosen heads to the changing room with Rachel. <I'm sara...what was your name again?>
[20:24] <Rachel> "Hm?  Ah, is that you?"
[20:24] <Rachel>  /me turns toward Sara
[20:24] <Rachel> (Huh)
06[20:24] * Grant just goes directly into the resort, while his Unown creepily float around him. "Oh supreme hivemind, this wind is chilly."
[20:24] <Sara_Tosen> <Yeah, it's me. Can't talk.>
06[20:25] * Sara_Tosen waves a bit
[20:26] <Rachel> "Oh, a telepath?  I haven't met many of them before.  I'm Rachel, and this is my gang."  
06[20:26] * Rachel extends a friendly greeting.
[20:26] <@BeachYoshi> Grant (and Rachel/Sara when they make it there) see wooden double doors at the end of the hall. A golden plaque above reads "Indoor Beach". When you open the doors you see quite an impressive sight. They weren't kidding about an indoor beach. There's a HUGE wave pool that spans a large length and there is sand all around, with palm trees and lounding chairs and umbrellas. It literally looks like a beach inside a building. It'
[20:26] <@BeachYoshi> s also noticably warm inside.
[20:26] <Sara_Tosen> <Nice to meet you.> Sara only has one pokemon out - it's Keiga, her Dratini. 
[20:27] <Rachel> "So where you from?  We hang out all over Ivoryscape, just taking a nice trip out and about for awhile."
[20:28] <Sara_Tosen> <I...I don't really live anywhere anymore. Mostly just travel the world, at least anymore.>
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[20:29] <Grant> "Ooooh, Wave Pool. Fancy." Grant still waits for the others to arrive.
[20:29] <Sara_Tosen> She's taking her pokedex with her to the beach - good thing it's water resistant. 
[20:30] <Rachel> "That's too bad.  No home or anything?  I hope you enjoy travel at least."
[20:32] <Sara_Tosen> <Oh I have a home...I just like being on the road more. My parents trust me.>  She smiles, adjusting her light purple two-piece swimsuit. And no, it's not a bikini. She has a sense of DIGNITY.
[20:33] <Rachel> "Oh, that's good to hear.  Just doesn't seem right to not have a home - or family"
[20:33] <@BeachYoshi> (>mfw how is Sara hearing this conversation)
06[20:33] * Rachel finishes changing up
[20:33] <Rachel> (She can hear, just not speak)
[20:34] <Sara_Tosen> (no she can't)
[20:34] <castfromhp> (no, she's deaf, the assumption is reading your sentences from your mind as you say them)
[20:34] <Rachel> (Oh, wait, nevermind.  My bad)
[20:34] <Sara_Tosen> (she can read lips though)
[20:34] <Rachel> (I read that all wrong though)
[20:34] <@BeachYoshi> (oh right carry on then xD)
[20:34] <Rachel> (Bah, I can't type right now.  Whatever.)
[20:35] <Grant> "Friend Jamal said i... Need to be more straightforward about my good side... I think. Maybe this is my chance to have friends! Or even converts!"
[20:36] <Sara_Tosen> <Well then...I have to say they didn't spare any expense.> Sara marvels at the scene, making sure to keep her eyes on Rachel. 
06[20:37] * Rachel holds her hand to her eyes.  "Wow, this place is great!  Almost like the real thing!"
[20:37] <@BeachYoshi> Beach Session OST #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBLZM9hPKks
[20:38] <@BeachYoshi> You also notice that the the ceiling above here is a big glass dome, letting in all of the sun! It really is just like the real thing.
[20:39] <Sara_Tosen> <It's impressive. Kegia likes it too.> Sara will lay her towel on the sand and just sit there for a moment, the dragon doing a decent dunsparce impression. 
[20:40] <Grant> "It's kind of... An artificial environment though." Grant shrugs while looking for a place with water not too deep. ...Even though he already is wearing an inner tube.
[20:41] <@BeachYoshi> As Grant finds a place in the water he notices that it's... actually pretty comfortable. Not too cold, not too warm. It's rather refreshing. It also feels just like salt water, how did they manage that?
[20:41] <Sara_Tosen> <You know, its not like I dragged you here - if you don't like it, go play outside.>
06[20:42] * Rachel sets her stuff (blanket, sketchbook, etc) down by Sara, and takes off running down the beach with her gang.  The sand feels great on bare feet.
[20:42] <Rachel> "WHOOOOOO!~"
03[20:42] * NapGents is now known as Gents
06[20:43] * Sara_Tosen stays ashore for the moment, although Keiga swims along like a happy dragon ^_^
[20:43] <Sara_Tosen> <hmm...> Sara starts flipping through Rachel's sketchbook. How good is she at drawing?>
[20:43] <@BeachYoshi> Rachel will notice that the dry sand is pretty freaking hot from sitting in the sun coming in through the ceiling.
[20:44] <Rachel> (Still feels great!)
[20:44] <Rachel> (And I am great at drawing, thank you very much.  Got murals all over town and everything.)
[20:45] <@BeachYoshi> Rachel is indeed pretty fantastic at drawing. Seems she's a big fan of Smeargle.
01[20:45] <Trevor> ( inb4 Rachel has no drawings in there because they’re all over Sandstep and Ivoryscape )
[20:46] <Sara_Tosen> <If only I could draw like that...> Hmm, does it look like Rachel is gonna be back soon? If not, she will take another try at drawing something. 
[20:47] <@BeachYoshi> Beach Session OST #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg17A1G0zp4&feature=related
[20:47] <Grant> "...Th-they are not talking with me. Maybe i should talk with them... Maybe about Unown? No, that Sara girl is not interested... Maybe about Uno-wait.... What girls like..."
06[20:48] * Rachel is now doing cartwheels or something equally silly with her gang.  They're running all over for the moment
[20:48] <@BeachYoshi> The three of you hang around doing things and chilling for awhile, this place is pretty great.
06[20:49] * Grant awkwardly tries to waddle in Sara's direction. "SO SARA, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JOINING THE CULT OF... I MEAN, ABOUT THE KANTO ELECTABUZZES?"
[20:49] <Sara_Tosen> "..."
[20:49] <Grant> "THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM."
[20:50] <Sara_Tosen> <I'm not a big sports fan.> 
[20:50] <@BeachYoshi> He guess what players, it's that time once again. PERCEPTION CHECK TIME!
06[20:50] * Sara_Tosen keeps drawing. 
[20:51] <Grant> 1d20+5 oh god what
[20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, oh god what: 22 [1d20=17]
[20:51] <@BeachYoshi> Gimme your juicy perception rolls :D
06[20:51] * Rachel sees her new friend being accosted, and charges to the rescue!  SMEARGLE TACKLE!  (With Jet)
[20:51] <Rachel> Oh and
[20:51] <Rachel> 1d20+6
[20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, 1d20+6: 18 [1d20=12]
[20:52] <Sara_Tosen> (10 here)
[20:52] <@BeachYoshi> (ohlordy what...)
[20:52] <@BeachYoshi> (Roll an accuracy check? D:)
[20:52] <Rachel> (Oh, what?  Comic attack time?  By the way, they don't actually know the move Tackle, it's more improvised)
[20:53] <@BeachYoshi> (I don't know how to deal with this so... HEY GRANT you decide)
[20:53] <Grant> (well, i got 16 CON, so...)
[20:53] <@BeachYoshi> (and then I'll do PERCEPTIONS after xD)
[20:54] <Rachel> (It's not meant as a serious attack . . .)
06[20:54] * Grant is pushed forward and nearly gets knocked faceflat on the floor. "Oh great Unown! ...W-why did you do that?"
[20:55] <@BeachYoshi> Yes well... Rachel and Grant... as distracted as they are. Somehow managed to notice something a little odd! Off in the distance they can spot a sandcastle... exploding? Wait what?
[20:55] <Rachel> "Oi!  Who are you, and whattya think you're doing?"
[20:55] <Sara_Tosen> <you had it coming~> Sara can't help but take in a little shuadenfraude
[20:56] <Grant> "I know her! ...Kind of. And you shouldn't tackle people, kid!"
[20:57] <Rachel> "You know each other?  Seemed kinda suspicious where I was"
[20:57] <Sara_Tosen> <It's okay, Rach. Unown-boy here just wanted to try getting a date. I have in under control.>
06[20:58] * Rachel eyes him a bit warily
[20:58] <@BeachYoshi> (and then nobody noticed at allll~ this should be fun)
[20:58] <Rachel> "Hmm, seems a little suspicious to me.  But all right, if you say so."
[20:59] <Sara_Tosen> <It's fine. He's just a jerk.>
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[20:59] <Grant> "I-i'm not looking for a date. Yet. I MEAN, THERE'S AN EXPLODING SANDCASTLE RIGHT THERE."
[21:00] <Sara_Tosen> <oh...that might be trouble.> good thing Sara had her pokeballs still!
[21:00] <Rachel> "Dwah?"
06[21:00] * Rachel turns to look
[21:01] <@BeachYoshi> Indeed, there's just a large... hump of sand where a castle used to be. You all see an older woman trying to comfort her kid's hysterical crying and they rush off looking a bit intimidated.
[21:02] <Rachel> "Huh, does this sand regularly implode or something?"
[21:02] <Sara_Tosen> <It's not likely.> Sara will approach warily.
[21:02] <Grant> "It doesn't."
[21:03] <@BeachYoshi> "That's right! You run off now like good peons!" Everyone (except Sara D:) hears someone yelling but you can't really make out who it is from this far away.
[21:03] <@BeachYoshi> Beach Session OST #3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxmgjddikwk&feature=related
[21:04] <Grant> "Oh that's peachy. I just want to have one good day. One day without being insulted, rebuked, thrown at tables or mauled by pokémon. Can't i have that? The GODS MUST BE FUCKING TESTING ME." Grant heads to the source of the voice, looking pretty pissed off.
[21:06] <Rachel> "Gosh, maybe I was a bit too harsh?"
[21:06] <Rachel> "Whatever, let's see what's going on"
06[21:06] * Sara_Tosen follows. She really doesn't like Grant. But he's a fellow wanderer. Best to stay around. 
[21:07] <@BeachYoshi> Well, you notice more and more people starting to run off. Some look genuinely scare while others are just kind of mumbling obsceneties to themselves. The source of the terrorism becomes apparent as you get closer. You see a woman with long brown hair in a pink two-piece bikini. She's also wearing... is that a mask and a cape? "This is MY vacation spot now so you all best run away! Hahaha!"
[21:07] <Sara_Tosen> (close enough to lip read?)
[21:08] <@BeachYoshi> (sure why not)
[21:08] <Sara_Tosen> <...and who the fuck are you supposed to be?> Sara really isn't at all amused. Nothing today has been the way she wanted. 
06[21:09] * Rachel looks slightly bewildered - the one-eyebrow raised, slight bit of disgust kind.  "Uh, what?"
06[21:09] * Grant throws sand at the bikini woman's face.
[21:09] <Grant> "You are ruining my vacation. NOW I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH THE BLESSING OF THE HIVEMIND."
[21:11] <@BeachYoshi> Oh shit is that a whip in her hand? She CRACKs it as she turns her attention to the three of you. The sand that is flying at her just kind of... stops in mid air and falls to the ground. "Dohoho! You think you can stop me?"
[21:14] <Grant> "For first, your clothing style is too skimpy! You should cover your body more!"
[21:14] <Grant> (hypocrite)
[21:14] <Sara_Tosen> <you're one to talk...>
[21:15] <@BeachYoshi> "As if you understand fashion. You are much too DRAB to walk around in that speedo... and those tattoos are horrendous."
06[21:15] * Sara_Tosen holds out a pokeball <Last chance.>
[21:16] <Grant> "Oh, you might diss me, but not the Holy Tats." Grant pulls a Pokéball from... INSIDE HIS SPEEDO?
[21:18] <@BeachYoshi> "Oh that's cute. Then listen up! I am Rouge Force and this beach is going to be my private vacation spot. You think you can stop me then... give it a try!" She throws out three pokeballs in succession. Out comes a... Luvdisc, "Meet Alex.." next a Corsola "Clover" and lastly an Alomomola, "And Sam!"
[21:18] <@BeachYoshi> (The way this will work is a triple battle, 3v3 pokemon with trainer actions :3)
[21:19] <Rachel> (3 vs 5, actually.  Heh heh heh)
[21:19] <@BeachYoshi> (well 3v3 pokemon wise I mean)
[21:19] <Sara_Tosen> (4. Sara has no combat abilities.)
[21:19] <@BeachYoshi> BATTLE! vs. Rouge Force! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgRCMRDi_mM&feature=related
[21:20] <Rachel> (No, I mean I always have everyone out.  Wild child!)
[21:20] <Sara_Tosen> (ah)
06[21:20] * Grant sends Zushakon to battle! The ghost seems pretty chill for someone who has been kept on a horrifying place.
[21:20] <@BeachYoshi> Might I get some DEX and SPD numbers?
06[21:21] * Sara_Tosen sends in keiga
[21:21] <Sara_Tosen> (8 DEX 10 speed)
[21:22] <Rachel> ". . . I don't really get what the crazy girl's saying, but you want to fight?  Let's do this quick, guys!"
[21:22] <Rachel> (8 Dex, 15 - Garnet, 14 - Violet, 13 - Jet)
[21:22] <Grant> (9 dex, 5 speed)
[21:23] <@BeachYoshi> 1d3
[21:23] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
[21:23] <@BeachYoshi> 1d2
[21:23] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
[21:24] <Grant> (yoshi, are you changing the topic?)
03[21:25] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force | Garnet/Violet/Jet > Keiga > Sam > Alex > Zushakon > Clover'
[21:26] <@BeachYoshi> (Oh hold!)
[21:26] <@BeachYoshi> (I forgot something!)
[21:26] <Rachel> (Dang, we're faster than everyone?  Wow)
[21:26] <Grant> (dusklow :<)
[21:27] <@BeachYoshi> You notices as Rouge Force introduces Sam the Alomomola... that it looks a bit odd. It's pink as hell and rather... metallic.
[21:27] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20+6 int - is it typeshifted?
[21:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, int - is it typeshifted?: 26 [1d20=20]
[21:27] <@BeachYoshi> Sara picks up right away that this Alomomola has been Steel shifted. Yup.
[21:28] <Sara_Tosen> <heads up, that's Alomomola is a steel type!>
[21:28] <@BeachYoshi> Either way... Grant is up!
06[21:29] * Grant points at Zushakon and starts gathering evil glitch energy. Suddenly, it changes color from Black to a strange gray tinge, with pixellated parts glowing. (Shifted to ???-type!)
03[21:31] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force | Smeargles > Dragonite > Alomomola > Luvdisc > Scrafty > Corsola'
[21:31] <@BeachYoshi> Sara!
[21:32] <Sara_Tosen> No action. May as well take me off the list really. 
[21:32] <Rachel> (Still had to look up what Scrafty and Alomomola were)
[21:32] <@BeachYoshi> Rachel!
06[21:32] * Rachel shouts general words of encouragement and whatnot, positions the team to fight.
[21:33] <@BeachYoshi> (no action?)
[21:33] <@BeachYoshi> (or is that a feat?)
[21:33] <Rachel> (Oh, sorry.  No real action)
[21:33] <@BeachYoshi> (just uh, name feats as you use them for my benefit if you do :3)
[21:33] <Rachel> (Yeah, I will)
[21:34] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force chuckles a bit and then starts spinning her whip in front of her, creating a barrage of bubbles!
[21:34] <@BeachYoshi> 1d9
[21:34] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d9: 1 [1d9=1]
[21:34] <@BeachYoshi> They fly at Grant!
[21:34] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 2
[21:34] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC 2: 15 [1d20=15]
[21:35] <Grant> (D:)
[21:35] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8+12 bzzap
[21:35] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, bzzap: 19 [1d8=7]
[21:36] <Sara_Tosen> (that's a fuckhuge con mod)
[21:36] <Grant> (jesus christ!)
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[21:36] <@BeachYoshi> (Shush you D:)
06[21:36] * Grant is bubbled the fuck out of!
[21:36] <@BeachYoshi> Smeargles, pick one to act! :D
[21:38] <Rachel> "Well, let's get the party started.  Which one looks strongest. . . Jet, hit the heart-shaped one!"
[21:39] <Rachel> (Wait, they both are. . . Go for the Alomomola)
02[21:39] * Sara_Tosen (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: This quit message left intentionally blank)
[21:39] <@BeachYoshi> (doopdeedoo)
[21:39] <@BeachYoshi> (murf?)
[21:39] <Rachel> 1d20 Foul Play, AC 2)
[21:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, Foul Play, AC 2): 7 [1d20=7]
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[21:40] <@BeachYoshi> It hits!
[21:40] <Rachel> 4d20 + Opponents ATK stat.
[21:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, + Opponents ATK stat.: 27 [4d20=4,2,8,13]
03[21:40] * Charm is now known as Sara_Tosen
[21:40] <Rachel> (Against DEF, of course)
[21:41] <Grant> (>4d20)
[21:41] <Grant> (oh god)
01[21:41] <Trevor> ( It’s still not very effective :/ )
[21:41] <Rachel> (Battle frequency)
01[21:41] <Trevor> ( Thankfully Alomoloma have high Attack stats )\
[21:41] <Rachel> (Oh, Dark type, if that matters)
[21:41] <@BeachYoshi> The hit... kind of phases the fish a little but but it shakes it off quickly.
[21:42] <@BeachYoshi> Keiga!
[21:42] <Rachel> (That's what I was hoping for.  I don't really know anything about it, and since it's part Metal, I figured it might have decent attack)
[21:42] <Sara_Tosen> The dragon roars and spews a gout of blue flame!
[21:42] <Rachel> "Tch, no luck?  We'll have to try something different"
[21:42] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 dragon rage
[21:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, dragon rage: 7 [1d20=7]
[21:42] <Grant> (also wait, we have a friggin dragonite?)
[21:43] <Sara_Tosen> 30 damage if hit. Can't apply resistance or stats)
[21:43] <@BeachYoshi> (To what?)
[21:43] <Sara_Tosen> (it's only a dratini)
[21:43] <Sara_Tosen> (the alamomola)
[21:43] <@BeachYoshi> (oops)
[21:43] <Grant> (topic)
03[21:43] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force | Smeargles > Dratini > Alomomola > Luvdisc > Scrafty > Corsola'
[21:43] <@BeachYoshi> (what's the AC on that?)
[21:44] <Sara_Tosen> (ac2)
[21:44] <@BeachYoshi> The fish definitely felt that one! It flails about a bit before collecting itself.
06[21:45] * Rachel mumbles to herself "Hmm, not a bad move. . ."
[21:45] <@BeachYoshi> It then spins around before shooting some rings of water upwards, that fly down and coat around itself.
[21:46] <@BeachYoshi> The little heart named Alex cries out in a strange chant!
[21:46] <@BeachYoshi> 1d4+1
[21:46] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d4+1: 3 [1d4=2]
[21:47] <Sara_Tosen> (lucky chant?(
[21:47] <Grant> (huh... where's Zusha's turn?)
[21:47] <@BeachYoshi> (is it traditional to reveal moves?)
[21:47] <@BeachYoshi> and Zusha's turn is... RIGHT NOW
[21:48] <Grant> (no, it isn't)
[21:48] <Sara_Tosen> (sorta)
[21:48] <Rachel> (Nope, you're doing it just right.  Keep us guessing)
[21:49] <Sara_Tosen> (fighting type the Alomomola!)
[21:49] <Grant> The Skullfaced ghost shoots a weird reality-changing ray at the enemy mons!
[21:49] <Grant> (Confuse ray, as many opponents as possible)
[21:49] <@BeachYoshi> (>skullfaced... is he not a scrafty? xD)
[21:50] <castfromhp> (Duskull)
[21:50] <@BeachYoshi> (I saw someone call it a scrafty and asusmed it was <<)
03[21:50] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force | Smeargles > Dratini > Alomomola > Luvdisc > Duskull > Corsola'
[21:50] <Grant> (scrafy don't have speed 5)
[21:51] <@BeachYoshi> 1d3
[21:51] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
[21:51] <@BeachYoshi> The Corsola takes a direct hit from the strange beam and looks kind of out of it now.
[21:51] <@BeachYoshi> (now I get to learn how Confusion works OH BOY)
[21:52] <Sara_Tosen> (it's all targets in a column. So it should derp everything)
[21:52] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 COnfusion Check
[21:52] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, COnfusion Check: 16 [1d20=16]
[21:52] <Sara_Tosen> (cured)
[21:52] <@BeachYoshi> (Nope.avi, She has them out side by side)
[21:53] <@BeachYoshi> The Corsola shakes its head and fights off the confusion already!
[21:53] <@BeachYoshi> It then starts spewing out rocks!
[21:53] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 4
[21:53] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC 4: 15 [1d20=15]
[21:54] <@BeachYoshi> 1d9
[21:54] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d9: 9 [1d9=9]
03[21:54] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
[21:54] <@BeachYoshi> (err I think that should be an 8 xD)
[21:54] <@BeachYoshi> (yeah it should DERL)
[21:54] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[21:54] <RichterBelmont> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 6 [1d8=6]
[21:54] <@BeachYoshi> A rock flies at a Smeargle
[21:55] <@BeachYoshi> 1d12+2
[21:55] <RichterBelmont> BeachYoshi, 1d12+2: 4 [1d12=2]
[21:55] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[21:55] <RichterBelmont> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 4 [1d8=4]
[21:55] <@BeachYoshi> (ohdear) Another Smeargle is targeted
[21:55] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 4
[21:55] <RichterBelmont> BeachYoshi, AC 4: 15 [1d20=15]
[21:55] <@BeachYoshi> 1d12+2
[21:56] <RichterBelmont> BeachYoshi, 1d12+2: 6 [1d12=4]
[21:56] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[21:56] <RichterBelmont> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 8 [1d8=8]
[21:56] <Sara_Tosen> (what is this, rock blast?)
[21:56] <@BeachYoshi> (yes just so I'm not being confusing as hell)
[21:56] <@BeachYoshi> A rock flies at the Duskull
[21:56] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 4
[21:56] <RichterBelmont> BeachYoshi, AC 4: 3 [1d20=3]
[21:56] <Grant> (lol denied)
[21:56] <@BeachYoshi> Oops... the aim wasn't good on that one. The corsola finishes the assault.
[21:57] <@BeachYoshi> Grant is up once more!
[21:57] <Rachel> (So, 4 to one and 6 to another?)
[21:57] <@BeachYoshi> (yup)
[21:57] <Rachel> 1d3
[21:57] <RichterBelmont> Rachel, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
[21:57] <Rachel> 1d2
[21:57] <RichterBelmont> Rachel, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
[21:57] <Rachel> (Good, it got the males)
[21:57] <@BeachYoshi> (Rock type)
06[21:59] * Rachel Garnet and Jet take a bit of a pounding, but in the end they both look just fine
[21:59] <Rachel> (No damage to either - 6 def each)
[21:59] <Sara_Tosen> (grant?)
[21:59] <Grant> (ah sorry!)
03[21:59] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
06[22:00] * Grant points at Zusha again. This time, another ring of glitch energy swirls around the Duskull. (???-attack, next attack is ???-typed!)
[22:01] <Rachel> (Trainers can attack pokemon too, right?)
[22:01] <@BeachYoshi> Sara!
[22:01] <@BeachYoshi> (yes)
[22:01] <Rachel> (Durr, this isn't an official battle, of course they can)
[22:02] <Sara_Tosen> "..."
[22:02] <@BeachYoshi> Rachel!
[22:03] <@BeachYoshi> (I'll just assume no action unless you say otherwise xP)
[22:03] <Sara_Tosen> (I think you can safely skip both of us)
[22:03] <Rachel> "Didn't do much to that one - let's try a different one -"
06[22:04] * Rachel runs up and throws herself at ze Luvdisc attacking her family
[22:04] <Rachel> 1d20 Copycat - Foul Play AC 2
[22:04] <Grant> (Sara, can't you like, throw sand telepathically at their faces?)
[22:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, Copycat - Foul Play AC 2: 7 [1d20=7]
[22:04] <Sara_Tosen> (not really)
[22:04] <Rachel> 4d20 + Opponents Attack
[22:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, + Opponents Attack: 62 [4d20=13,14,18,17]
[22:04] <Sara_Tosen> (at least not effectiv-oh nice)
01[22:05] <Trevor> ( I think she killed it. )
[22:05] <Sara_Tosen> (I hope so)
[22:05] <@BeachYoshi> Rachel PUNCHES the shit out of the poor little Luvdisc and it falls to the ground a bit... but looks like it's still barely holding on!
[22:06] <Rachel> "DON'T mess with my family!"
[22:06] <@BeachYoshi> "H... how dare you! Placing your filthy paws on my little Alex!"
[22:07] <@BeachYoshi> "You will surely pay for that!"
[22:08] <@BeachYoshi> She cracks her whip in the air and a gust of snowy wind starts flying towards Rachel and her Smeargle!
[22:08] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 2
[22:08] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC 2: 13 [1d20=13]
[22:08] <@BeachYoshi> 2d10+12
[22:08] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 2d10+12: 16 [2d10=1,3]
[22:08] <Rachel> (That to everyone?  Regular or Special?)
[22:09] <@BeachYoshi> (Special. To Rachel and...)
[22:09] <@BeachYoshi> 1d3
[22:09] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
[22:09] <@BeachYoshi> (1 Smeargle)
[22:09] <Rachel> 1d3
[22:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
[22:09] <Rachel> (It's always Jet. . .)
[22:10] <Rachel> (Wait, I never figured my HP.  Just a moment)
[22:10] <@BeachYoshi> Smeargles ar eup
06[22:11] * Rachel The breeze is quite cold especially in naught but a swimsuit, but they take it fairly well
[22:11] <Sara_Tosen> (should be 40 plus 4*con)
[22:12] <Rachel> (Yeah, I got it now)
[22:13] <Sara_Tosen> (anyway, your turn)
[22:13] <Rachel> (Yeah, I know.  Thinking. . . All I've got left is Retaliate)
[22:14] <Sara_Tosen> (ew. Maybe wish you or something?)
[22:15] <Rachel> "Gah, that normally takes them down quite easily.  Hold back a moment guys, let's see how this goes"
[22:15] <Rachel> (Total Defense option)
[22:15] <@BeachYoshi> Keiga!
[22:16] <Sara_Tosen> The dratini conjures up a massive squall!
[22:16] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 twister all three whoopers
[22:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, twister all three whoopers: 11 [1d20=11]
[22:16] <Sara_Tosen> (ac2)
[22:16] <Sara_Tosen> 2d20+10
[22:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 2d20+10: 32 [2d20=16,6]
[22:17] <@BeachYoshi> Sam the Alomomola suddnely surges forward at Keiga before it can act, a surge of water behind!
[22:17] <Grant> 1d20 INTERRUPT SHADOW SNEAK THE ALOMOLA!
[22:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, INTERRUPT SHADOW SNEAK THE ALOMOLA!: 14 [1d20=14]
[22:17] <@BeachYoshi> (can you interrupt an interrupt o.o)
01[22:17] <Trevor> ( Not unless specified )
[22:17] <Rachel> (I'm not sure. . .)
[22:17] <Sara_Tosen> (you can't)
01[22:18] <Trevor> ( Interrupts can’t interrupt other Interrupts unless the move clearly says they can. Which amounts to pretty much Feint )
[22:18] <@BeachYoshi> (nope.avi to Grant)
[22:18] <Rachel> (Nope, you can't)
[22:18] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 2 Interrupting that shit
[22:18] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC 2 Interrupting that shit: 3 [1d20=3]
[22:18] <Grant> (oh derp :<)
[22:18] <@BeachYoshi> (well it doesn't hit most likely but it still interrupts?)
[22:18] <Sara_Tosen> (and it misses anyway. Eat 31 damage)
[22:19] <@BeachYoshi> (I'm pretty sure I still interrupt you even if it misses)
[22:19] <@BeachYoshi> (it doesn't say otherwise)
[22:20] <Sara_Tosen> (so? That means nothing. It's still getting hit)
[22:20] <@BeachYoshi> Not if I stopped you from using the move >:)
[22:20] <@BeachYoshi> (that's the whole mechanic of INterrupt <_<)
[22:20] <Sara_Tosen> (interrupt doesn't stop the move unless it KO's the attacker)
[22:20] <@BeachYoshi> (it kind of does)
[22:20] <@BeachYoshi> (unless I'm misunderstanding)
[22:20] <Rachel> (Yeah, it just lets you go out of order.  I think)
01[22:21] <Trevor> ( ^ What Rachel said )
[22:21] <@BeachYoshi> (ohdamnit)
[22:21] <Sara_Tosen> (the idea is that if you can ko the attacker, then their move would logically fizzle)
[22:22] <@BeachYoshi> (well who did you aim at)
[22:22] <@BeachYoshi> (this is important)
[22:22] <Grant> (uh... should i... roll damage?)
[22:22] <@BeachYoshi> (no you didn't get to interrupt in the first place, can't interrupt and interrupt)
[22:22] <Sara_Tosen> (it's a 2m burst. So it hit all of them I assure)
[22:22] <@BeachYoshi> (whodidyouaimat.jpg)
[22:23] <Sara_Tosen> (oh. The alamomola. But it catches anything within 7 feet of it)
[22:23] <@BeachYoshi> (Well the ALomomola just dashed into your face)
[22:23] <@BeachYoshi> (so you kinda blasted around you)
[22:24] <Sara_Tosen> (where it was. And it's still a 7 foot range - we had to be fairly close)
[22:24] <@BeachYoshi> (Since Aqua Jet happened before the Twister)
[22:25] <Sara_Tosen> (it aimed where it was then. So corsola and luvdisc should each take...oh)
[22:25] <Sara_Tosen> 2d10+10 this much damage
[22:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, this much damage: 18 [2d10=2,6]
[22:25] <@BeachYoshi> (Garlyle: What is your take on this because GIANT MESS)
[22:26] <@BeachYoshi> Oh whatever! You hit Alomomola as it was dashing and the edges of the blast just managed to catch Corsola and Luvdisc too.
[22:27] <@BeachYoshi> (so 18 damage to everyone then? .-.)
[22:27] <Sara_Tosen> (yeah.)
[22:28] <@BeachYoshi> The Luvdisc kind of just plops over. Alomomola and Corsola still look relatively okay.
[22:29] <Garlyle> (I have been making dinner, what's going on)
[22:29] <@BeachYoshi> Almomola gets no turn because it failed to interrupt anything. Luvdisc is not moving.
[22:29] <@BeachYoshi> Duskull is up
[22:30] <@BeachYoshi> "You... wretched little peons! You will pay! Just you wait!"
[22:30] <Grant> 2d10+1d8+7 derp shadow sneak was already rolled
[22:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, derp shadow sneak was already rolled: 25 [2d10=10,7; 1d8=1]
[22:31] <Grant> (Also, typeless damage~)
[22:31] <Sara_Tosen> <oh go shut up.> Sara has a cruel look on her face. <You should start running before this gets any worse)
[22:31] <Grant> "Blame not us, but yourself and the gods!"
[22:32] <@BeachYoshi> (To Alomo I guess?)
[22:33] <Sara_Tosen> (yeah. Kill it quickly)
[22:33] <Grant> (yep, alolomola)
[22:34] <@BeachYoshi> Alomomola takes the hit! It's looks not so great now but still seems raring to go.
[22:35] <@BeachYoshi> Corsola panics at the sight of the poor little heart fish going down and lets loose a torrent of bubbles.
[22:35] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[22:35] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 6 [1d8=6]
[22:35] <@BeachYoshi> (deargoddicemaid)
[22:35] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 ac 2 to a Smeargle
[22:35] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, ac 2 to a Smeargle: 10 [1d20=10]
[22:35] <@BeachYoshi> 2d20+7
[22:35] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 2d20+7: 24 [2d20=5,12]
[22:36] <@BeachYoshi> (ohderp)
[22:36] <Rachel> (I love you Dicemaid.  Be kind again, please)
[22:36] <Rachel> 1d3
[22:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
[22:36] <@BeachYoshi> (hold one sec)
[22:36] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20+1d8+23 now that's a damage roll
[22:36] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, now that's a damage roll: 47 [1d20=16; 1d8=8]
[22:37] <@BeachYoshi> (and I fucked it up again goddamnit)
[22:37] <@BeachYoshi> 2d20+1d8+23 Be patient I'm a GM virgin
[22:37] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, Be patient I'm a GM virgin: 32 [2d20=1,3; 1d8=5]
[22:37] <Rachel> (I like that one best)
[22:38] <Rachel> (+23?  What the heck?  Ah well.  Special, I assume?)
[22:38] <@BeachYoshi> (yes)
[22:38] <@BeachYoshi> (:3 I was holding back some things)
[22:39] <@BeachYoshi> Grant is up
[22:39] <Sara_Tosen> (ruin the bitch plzkthx)
[22:39] <Grant> (don't have Ruin)
[22:40] <Sara_Tosen> (whatever. Do something then. Make it sunny or something)
06[22:40] * Rachel The bubbles . . . smash into Violet, sending the poor thing back a few feet.  There's a bit of alarm, but she gets up a moment later looking fairly ok.
06[22:40] * Grant runs to Rouge Force and tries to punch her in the face!
[22:40] <Grant> 1d20 improvised attack :V
[22:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, improvised attack :V: 9 [1d20=9]
[22:41] <@BeachYoshi> "I'll blame whoever I want! You don't order me! ...Especially not with those horrendous tattoos! Rouge Force does not back down!"
[22:41] <Sara_Tosen> (ac is 6)
[22:41] <Grant> 1d4 damage lol
[22:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, damage lol: 4 [1d4=4]
[22:41] <Grant> (+2 from str, forgot it)
[22:41] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force just kind of looks at Grant's attempt of an attack and laughs in his face. "Amazing... you can't even hurt a girl!"
[22:41] <Sara_Tosen> "..."
[22:42] <Grant> "Well, i'm a pacifist! ...A technical pacifist!"
[22:42] <Sara_Tosen> <ignore the bitch, attack her luvdisc! Idiot!>
[22:43] <@BeachYoshi> (the luvdisc is down >_>)
[22:43] <Sara_Tosen> (corsola then)
[22:43] <@BeachYoshi> (hence why it didn't act)
[22:43] <Sara_Tosen> (sorry. Derped)
[22:43] <@BeachYoshi> (no problems :3)
[22:45] <@BeachYoshi> Sara/Rachel is up
[22:45] <Sara_Tosen> (I assume it's rogue's turn)
[22:46] <@BeachYoshi> (Well I dunno if Rachel has ana ction)
[22:46] <Rachel> (Hmm. . . nah, not this time)
[22:47] <@BeachYoshi> "Here... let me show you a real attack!" Her whip floats up to Grant menacingly and goes for an attack.
[22:47] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 6 WHIP IT
[22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC 6 WHIP IT: 20 [1d20=20]
01[22:47] <Trevor> ( Oh boy )
[22:47] <@BeachYoshi> 82 damage to grant ohjesuschrist
01[22:47] <Trevor> ( I . . . Think we need Camellia here or something )
[22:48] <Ryuu> (or someone who can take hits?)
[22:48] <castfromhp> (Camellia was generous enough to fumble one crit aimed Grant's way already. And took a Murphy's for it too. :P)
[22:49] <Grant> (oh god)
01[22:49] <Trevor> ( Then again, there were other Pokemon in the way as well )
[22:49] <@BeachYoshi> (pokemon can interrupt yes)
[22:49] <castfromhp> (Yes, if you notice, Camellia specifically only asked if Alpha was okay after that move :P)
[22:49] <@BeachYoshi> (I just have NO IDEA how that works)
[22:49] <@BeachYoshi> (or uh *intercept rather)
[22:49] <Grant> (how much hp i lost on the bubble?)
[22:50] <zoofman> (>>Alpha, not okay. >>implying he's not permanently a badass bear.)
[22:50] <@BeachYoshi> (19)
[22:50] <@BeachYoshi> (I think I just KOed Grant XD)
[22:50] <Grant> (haha!)
[22:51] <Grant> (i still have 3 hp_)
[22:51] <@BeachYoshi> (walp)
[22:51] <Rachel> (Well, means I can use Retaliate now. This battle will be over soon)
[22:51] <Rachel> (Nooo, knock him out so I can finish her off!)
[22:51] <Grant> "AH GREAT UNOWN IT HURTS!"
[22:51] <@BeachYoshi> (You still have 2 pokemon up)
[22:52] <Sara_Tosen> (smeargle turn?)
01[22:53] <Trevor> ( I think we might need some Wishing in here )
[22:53] <@BeachYoshi> (oh yes sorry I zoned out)
[22:53] <@BeachYoshi> Smeargles you're up!
[22:53] <Grant> (i... have an unused Hidden something)
[22:53] <Grant> (should i use HIDDEN RECOVER?)
[22:53] <Grant> (from the chapter 1 rewards)
[22:53] <Sara_Tosen> (maybe next turn if she doesn't wish you)
[22:53] <Rachel> (I dunno, I'd rather he get KO'd so I can use Retaliate effectively)
[22:54] <Garlyle> (If you didn't use it yet, no using it now)
[22:54] <Grant> (y u dis)
[22:54] <Sara_Tosen> (dont. It's not worth it)
[22:54] <Rachel> (But AH WELL)
[22:54] <Rachel> (5d20 - usable twice - isn't worth it?)
[22:54] <Sara_Tosen> (twice?)
[22:54] <Rachel> (Rachel still has a mimic left to use)
[22:55] <Rachel> (ANYWAYS, enough OOC chatter)
[22:55] <Rachel> "Tch, I guess we've got no choice.  Violet, heal the poor guy before he faints"
[22:55] <Rachel> Wish, heals 50% HP (on targets next turn)
06[22:56] * Rachel is slightly annoyed at having to heal the creepy guy, but knows it's in everyone's best interests
[22:56] <Sara_Tosen> Keiga roars as a jet of green flame smashes in to the Alomomola!
[22:56] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 dragonbreath
[22:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, dragonbreath: 1 [1d20=1]
[22:57] <Sara_Tosen> (prob control lols)
[22:57] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 let's try that again. 
[22:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, let's try that again.: 20 [1d20=20]
[22:57] <Grant> (oh lawd)
[22:57] <Rachel> (Oh Dicemaid, how I love you)
01[22:57] <Trevor> (30+6+??? and paralyzed)
[22:57] <Sara_Tosen> (thank you based dicemaid. 46 damage and paralyzes if it's still up)
[22:58] <@BeachYoshi> (special?)
[22:58] <Sara_Tosen> (yep)
[22:59] <@BeachYoshi> "Come on Sam! You can take that hit just fine! Don't wimp out on me!"
[22:59] <@BeachYoshi> The Alomomola seems to take the advice as it braces itself and takes the hit in stride... though it looks a bit paralyzed.
[22:59] <Sara_Tosen> (what)
[23:00] <Sara_Tosen> (62 damage and not even close to down? Or did it endure?)
[23:00] <castfromhp> (probably endure?)
[23:00] <Rachel> (Endure, I bet.  Or something like that)
[23:00] <@BeachYoshi> (doodeedooo)
[23:00] <@BeachYoshi> (Trevor knows what's going on)
[23:00] <@BeachYoshi> (Don't forget that it resists Dragon type)
[23:00] <Grant> (whose turn?)
01[23:01] <Trevor> ( Well, it’s a Steel type. )
[23:01] <Sara_Tosen> (I took that into account in damage calc. Otherwise it would be 90)
01[23:01] <Trevor> ( So yeah :/ )
[23:01] <@BeachYoshi> (oh you did
[23:01] <@BeachYoshi> (you should let me know these things .-.)
01[23:01] <Trevor> ( Wait, your Dratini woulda done NINETY damage with Dragonbreath? )
01[23:02] <Trevor> ( It’s only 3d10 ! )
[23:02] <Sara_Tosen> (90 total. 30 from d rage, 18 from twister, 46 from d breath. So 94)
01[23:02] <Trevor> ( Oh, THAT. )
[23:02] <Sara_Tosen> (steel resist means 30 + 9 + 23)
03[23:03] * Sara_Tosen (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has left #BeachWanderers
03[23:03] * Sara_Tosen (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined #BeachWanderers
[23:04] <Sara_Tosen> (duskull turn because Alomomola's speed is halved)
03[23:04] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force | Smeargles > Dratini > Luvdisc > Duskull > Corsola > Alomomola'
[23:04] <@BeachYoshi> "Alex! I did not tell you you could stop this battle! Get up this instant!"
[23:04] <@BeachYoshi> THe Luvdisc... floats up suddenly and throws stars!
[23:05] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[23:05] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 3 [1d8=3]
[23:05] <@BeachYoshi> They fly at Rachel!
[23:05] <Sara_Tosen> (Woah woahwoah)
[23:05] <Sara_Tosen> (luvdisc was ko'd. Remember?)
[23:05] <Rachel> (Yeah, and?)
[23:05] <@BeachYoshi> (I'm aware of this)
[23:05] <@BeachYoshi> 2d10+3
[23:05] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 2d10+3: 16 [2d10=8,5]
[23:06] <Sara_Tosen> (I can't even think of any ES feat that revives a pokemon
[23:06] <@BeachYoshi> 1d100-15 DST for LUVDISC
[23:06] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, DST for LUVDISC: -13 [1d100=2]
[23:06] <BigTentacruel> (Homebrewwww~ :3c)
[23:06] <Sara_Tosen> (oh.)
[23:06] <@BeachYoshi> (nope)
[23:06] <@BeachYoshi> (Press On!+)
06[23:06] * Rachel BLOCKS THEM ALL WITH WITH AWESOME ACTION-MOVIE LIKE SKILS
06[23:06] * Rachel Just kidding, she takes 16 damage
[23:06] <Sara_Tosen> (oh god what)
[23:07] <Rachel> (Yeah, ES lets pokemon act below 0 HP)
[23:07] <Sara_Tosen> (I know that. It's the ultimate troll class)
[23:07] <@BeachYoshi> The Luvdisc looks pretty pitiful and falls back to the ground for now.
[23:07] <@BeachYoshi> Duskull is up
06[23:08] * Rachel "Gah!"  She holds her hand up to try and block, though it doesn't work too well.
[23:08] <Grant> Zushakon summons a dark shadow that engulfs the Alomomola.
[23:08] <Grant> 1d20 night shade AC 6
[23:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, night shade AC 6: 5 [1d20=5]
[23:08] <Grant> (:I)
[23:08] <Sara_Tosen> (sorry)
[23:09] <@BeachYoshi> The Alomomola gives the Duskull a "what are you doing" face and ignores the shadows.
[23:09] <Rachel> (We're doomed I tell you, DOOMED!)
[23:09] <Sara_Tosen> (enduring soul is a dick move. Seriously.)
[23:10] <Rachel> (Pssh, whatever.  I think it's a great class)
[23:10] <castfromhp> (it's an amazing class)
[23:10] <Sara_Tosen> (it's a broken class.)
[23:10] <Rachel> (Rune Master/Enduring Soul.  That's going to be one heck of an interesting combo)
[23:10] <Rachel> (But anyways)
[23:11] <@BeachYoshi> Corsola sprays out some magical saltwater!
[23:11] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[23:11] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 8 [1d8=8]
[23:11] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC2 to Duskulll
[23:11] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC2 to Duskulll: 20 [1d20=20]
[23:11] <@BeachYoshi> 47 damage to Duskull!
[23:12] <Sara_Tosen> (...okay now would be a good time to use retaliate.)
[23:12] <Sara_Tosen> (well, next turn)
[23:12] <Rachel> (If he faints. . .)
[23:12] <Sara_Tosen> (47 is enough to faint most pokes around this level)
[23:13] <Sara_Tosen> (wait!)
[23:13] <Sara_Tosen> (oh, never mind)
[23:13] <Rachel> (. . . My whole team has 55 ea, and decent defenses.  And Smeargle doesn't have the best base stats)
[23:14] <@BeachYoshi> (it should actually be 55 damage but whatever he can take the 47)
[23:14] <@BeachYoshi> (it would be even higher if I used all my feats xD)
[23:15] <Sara_Tosen> (anyway - prz check time)
[23:15] <Rachel> (So Grant, the damage?)
[23:16] <@BeachYoshi> Time seems to stand still as the viscious attack assaults the Duskull!
[23:16] <Rachel> (Viscous attack?  Magical saltwater?)
[23:16] <Sara_Tosen> (brine I think)
[23:17] <Grant> (oh)
[23:17] <Grant> (zusha is still up, thanks to his fuckhuge sdef)
[23:19] <Sara_Tosen> (anyway yoshi: alomo's paralysis check)
[23:19] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 Nngh
[23:19] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, Nngh: 20 [1d20=20]
[23:19] <Grant> (sorry, checking stuff for ora-oh fuck)
[23:19] <@BeachYoshi> (jesus dice maid)
01[23:19] <Trevor> ( Stop giving Yoshi 20s! )
[23:19] <Rachel> (Man she's in a mood tonight)
[23:19] <Sara_Tosen> (don't worry. I can paralyze it next round if I need to)
[23:20] <Rachel> (Watch me use retaliate, then roll 100 on a 5d20)
01[23:20] <Trevor> ( It’s not Electric or Dragon... So it’s still para’d )
[23:20] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 4 [1d8=4]
[23:21] <@BeachYoshi> (Dicemaid loves abusing the smeargles)
[23:21] <@BeachYoshi> Alomomola flaots over towards a smeargle and prepares to slap it with its tail.
[23:21] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 4
[23:21] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC 4: 4 [1d20=4]
[23:21] <@BeachYoshi> (walp)
01[23:21] <Trevor> ( Silly hand-shaped fins... How do they work? )
[23:22] <Sara_Tosen> (misses if it has 5 def or 10 spd)
[23:22] <@BeachYoshi> (oh Rachel :3)
[23:22] <Rachel> (Both, actually)
[23:23] <@BeachYoshi> The fish just kind of spins around like a buffoon. It floats back over into formation looking silly and undignified.
[23:23] <Rachel> 1d3
[23:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
[23:23] <@BeachYoshi> Grant is up
06[23:23] * Rachel Garnet gracefully jumps out of the way
[23:24] <@BeachYoshi> (and don't forget you get 50% HP back from Wish)
[23:24] <Rachel> (At the end of your trainer's turn, that is)
[23:25] <Rachel> (A few minutes please, go ahead and continue without me.  No action this turn for Rachel)
[23:25] <@BeachYoshi> "Sam! That was horrendous! You aren't getting any pampering at the spa tonight!"
[23:25] <Grant> "There will be no Spa whatsoever!"
[23:26] <Grant> "BEHOLD!"
[23:26] <Grant> 1d8 GLITCH WEATHER
[23:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, GLITCH WEATHER: 7 [1d8=7]
01[23:26] <Trevor> ( What kind of weather did you just summon? )
[23:26] <Sara_Tosen> (please be sunny day)
06[23:27] * Grant starts emanating Glitch energy. The battlefield is wrapped in Chaos!
[23:27] <Grant> (Wonder room)
[23:27] <Sara_Tosen> (huh?)
[23:27] <@BeachYoshi> (meaning...?)
01[23:27] <Trevor> ( Defenses are swapped )
[23:27] <Sara_Tosen> (defense/special defense are swapped)
[23:29] <@BeachYoshi> "You think your little magic tricks are going to stop me? Hah! Well... I got some magic of my own!" She starts twirling around in a graceful dance and... what the crap. Clouds form INSIDE THE BUILDING and it starts raining.
[23:29] <Sara_Tosen> (aw hell)
[23:30] <Sara_Tosen> (wonder room is still in effect though)
[23:30] <Grant> (ffff)
[23:30] <@BeachYoshi> Smeargles are up once Rachel is back
[23:30] <Grant> (can do it again and see if i can change the rain next turn)
[23:30] <Sara_Tosen> (she probably passes - no use for retaliate)
[23:31] <Grant> "It's not magic, but GODLY POWERS!"
[23:31] <Sara_Tosen> <If I really wanted to, I could do it. With magic. Get over yourself and focus on her please.>
[23:32] <Sara_Tosen> (can we say smeargle hold action to keep the flow going?)
[23:33] <@BeachYoshi> (sure I guess)
[23:33] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 twister all of them again
[23:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, twister all of them again: 19 [1d20=19]
[23:33] <@BeachYoshi> Smeargles kinda just stand around looking like "wat" for now
[23:33] <Grant> "I'm sorry, Lady Sara... but didn't you said to NOT focus on her before?"
[23:34] <@BeachYoshi> (Fffffuuuu-- ohyou)
[23:34] <Sara_Tosen> <focus on her pokemon then! You get the idea!> sara snaps as Keiga uses the rain to further it's own plans, throwing everything into a violent twister
[23:34] <Sara_Tosen> 2d10+1d6+10
[23:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 2d10+1d6+10: 23 [2d10=6,4; 1d6=3]
[23:34] <@BeachYoshi> Sam suddenly spins around and creates a barrier in front of itself, protecting it from the onslaught.
[23:35] <Sara_Tosen> (23 damage - and they are ALL flinched)
[23:35] <Sara_Tosen> (well, except for that one)
[23:35] <Grant> (Yoshi, which is the less fucked up looking enemy?)
[23:35] <Sara_Tosen> (yay for time walks!)
[23:36] <Sara_Tosen> (Sam was corsola?)
[23:36] <@BeachYoshi> The Corsola is looking a bit worn down and the Alomomola, despite blocking the assault, is looking rather exhausted.
[23:36] <@BeachYoshi> (Sam was Alomo)
[23:36] <Sara_Tosen> (oh. Bleh)
[23:37] <@BeachYoshi> Oh...
[23:37] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20
[23:37] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
[23:37] <@BeachYoshi> (ok yeah it got to use protect0
[23:37] <Grant> (what about the trainer?)
[23:37] <@BeachYoshi> ohright
[23:37] <Sara_Tosen> (she's likely got at least 100 HP)
[23:37] <Rachel> (I's back now.  Prfectly fine with the skipping for now)
[23:37] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force looks like the attack didn't even phase her... but she reels from the force of the wind.
[23:38] <Sara_Tosen> (likely more with a con-heavy build)
[23:38] <Grant> Zushakon starts gathering a black ball of pure pain and suffering, glistening with screams and horror... AND THROWS IT AT ROUGE FORCE.
[23:38] <Grant> (Pain Split. Zusha has 10 HP :3)
[23:38] <@BeachYoshi> (how much then?)
[23:38] <Sara_Tosen> (...wow. That's damn good)
01[23:38] <Trevor> ( Nice. )
[23:38] <Grant> (Add the user’s and the target’s current HP and divide the value by 2. The target’s HP is set this total. If the total exceeds a target’s or user’s full HP, the excess is ignored and they are set to full HP.)
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[23:39] <Sara_Tosen> (so both her HP and duskull's HP become half of their current sum)
[23:39] <Rachel> (Just average their HP's together.)
[23:39] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force takes the hit and looks pretty rattled from it. She hold a hand to her head and frowns. "Y...you! You bastard!"
[23:40] <Grant> (oh lawd which means Zusha has healed)
[23:40] <Grant> (a good amount)
[23:41] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[23:41] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 3 [1d8=3]
[23:42] <Sara_Tosen> (anyway. Luvdisc is flinched. Still rolls Dst.)
[23:42] <Sara_Tosen> (corsola is flinched. Alomo used protect)
[23:42] <@BeachYoshi> ohyoutrollpcs
[23:42] <@BeachYoshi> 1d100 DSTs
[23:42] <Rachel> (Hmm, I think he doesn't have to roll DST unless he uses a move.  Could be wrong)
[23:42] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, DSTs: 71 [1d100=71]
[23:42] <@BeachYoshi> You killed the damn luvdisc you bastards
[23:43] <Sara_Tosen> Including the -15?
[23:43] <Grant> (It was her fault for not recalling it :I)
[23:43] <@BeachYoshi> That's only when I make it act
[23:43] <@BeachYoshi> no bonus for it getting hit by a Twister 
[23:43] <Grant> "Pain and suffering... Get used to it. I already had."
[23:43] <Sara_Tosen> (ah. Also, if rogue got hit, she can't act next turn either)
[23:43] <@BeachYoshi> (yesimaware.jpg)
[23:44] <Sara_Tosen> (so...grant's turn!)
[23:44] <@BeachYoshi> Luvdisc emits a high-pitched scream as it gets knocked away. Its lifeless body thumps in the sand.
[23:45] <@BeachYoshi> yes Grant's turn
06[23:46] * Grant starts doing his weird glitch weather stuff thing again!
[23:46] <Grant> 1d8 which weather now?
[23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, which weather now?: 4 [1d8=4]
[23:46] <Grant> (lol sandstorm)
[23:46] <Rachel> (Perfect for a beach!)
[23:46] <Sara_Tosen> (and there is already sand here!)
[23:47] <Grant> Suddenly... The rain stops as the beach's sand starts blowing... WHIPPING ITSELF INTO AN ENORMOUS SANDSTORM!
01[23:47] <Trevor> ( And now Corsola has even MORE Special Defense. Well done. )
[23:47] <Rachel> (Alomomola is Steel type, and isn't Corsola part Rock?)
[23:47] <@BeachYoshi> (yes)
[23:48] <@BeachYoshi> (Meanwhile your pokemon get to take damage)
[23:48] <@BeachYoshi> (Well done Grant :3)
[23:48] <Grant> (better than the rain boost?)
[23:48] <Sara_Tosen> (he can change it next turn)
[23:48] <Grant> (...no i can't.)
01[23:48] <Trevor> ( . . . )
[23:48] <Grant> (already used two times)
[23:48] <Sara_Tosen> (oh dear)
[23:48] <Grant> (only tomorrow D:)
[23:48] <@BeachYoshi> Sara/Rachel is up
[23:49] <Sara_Tosen> "..."
03[23:49] * zoofman is now known as zoofman|afk
03[23:49] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force '
[23:49] <Grant> "Oh Hivemind it's flaying my skin!"
[23:50] <@BeachYoshi> (ohgoddamnit)
06[23:50] * Rachel holds her hand to her face, trying to see through the whirling sand
[23:50] <@BeachYoshi> NO ENTER KEY
[23:50] <Rachel> "Well isn't this nice?"
03[23:50] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force | Smeargles > Dratini > Duskull > Corsola > Alomomola'
[23:50] <Sara_Tosen> <nice job idiot...> Sara takes a towel laying around to keep the sand out of her mouth and eyes
[23:51] <Sara_Tosen> (smeargle turn...and I think dead luvdisc turns on retaliate)
[23:51] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force is standing there looking kinda pathetic as she desperately tries to save her hair from the sandy storm.
[23:51] <@BeachYoshi> Smeargles are up
[23:52] <Rachel> (Nope, would need to be an ally)
[23:52] <Sara_Tosen> (oh)
[23:53] <Sara_Tosen> (well then...I dunno(
[23:54] <Grant> (Uuuh... that means my turn?)
[23:54] <Rachel> "Fff, not much left - let's try anyways.  Violet, go for it"
[23:54] <Sara_Tosen> (it's smeargle turn. Else, Keiga turn)
[23:54] <Rachel> 1d20 Retaliate on Corsola
[23:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, Retaliate on Corsola: 5 [1d20=5]
[23:54] <@BeachYoshi> AC?
[23:55] <Rachel> AC 2
[23:55] <@BeachYoshi> It connects >:/
[23:55] <Rachel> 2d20+1d6+4
[23:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, 2d20+1d6+4: 32 [2d20=5,18; 1d6=5]
[23:55] <Rachel> (Physical)
[23:56] <@BeachYoshi> The poor little corsola barely manages to hang on. It looks like it can barely keep itself up at this point.
[23:57] <Sara_Tosen> Keiga spews a green flame again. You get the idea that creating storms and shooting odd colored fire is all it knows how to do yet. 
[23:57] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 dragonbreath
[23:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, dragonbreath: 11 [1d20=11]
[23:57] <Sara_Tosen> At corsola
[23:57] <@BeachYoshi> rollit
[23:57] <Sara_Tosen> 3d10+1d6+10
[23:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 3d10+1d6+10: 31 [3d10=10,4,3; 1d6=4]
[23:58] <@BeachYoshi> The corsola falls over knocked the fuck out.
[23:59] <@BeachYoshi> (also jesus, Luvdisc didn't need to roll a DST)
[23:59] <@BeachYoshi> (stop tricking me you sill PCs)
[00:00] <@BeachYoshi> Duskull is up
Session Time: Sun Jun 26 00:00:01 2011
[00:00] <@BeachYoshi> (and the Luvdisc aint dead you silly people)
[00:00] <Sara_Tosen> (doesn't it have to roll every turn?)
[00:00] <Rachel> (Nope)
[00:00] <Rachel> (Is it even at -100% HP?)
[00:01] <Grant> Zushakon goes behind the Alolomola and tries to spook the snot out of him!
[00:01] <Grant> 1d20 Shadow Sneak
[00:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, Shadow Sneak: 14 [1d20=14]
[00:01] <Sara_Tosen> (doubtful)
[00:01] <@BeachYoshi> (no this is what I just realized)
[00:01] <Grant> 2d10+7
[00:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, 2d10+7: 13 [2d10=4,2]
[00:02] <@BeachYoshi> The fish is only a little spooked.
[00:02] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 Paralysis aiming for 8+
[00:02] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, Paralysis aiming for 8+: 16 [1d20=16]
[00:03] <Grant> (fff)
[00:03] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8
[00:03] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 1d8: 5 [1d8=5]
[00:03] <@BeachYoshi> 1d8 you know what? no. No more smeargle abuse
[00:03] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, you know what? no. No more smeargle abuse: 2 [1d8=2]
[00:04] <@BeachYoshi> The Alomomola is looking worn down... but it still makes a valiant charge at Sara with a trail of water behind.
[00:04] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC 2
[00:04] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC 2: 17 [1d20=17]
[00:04] <Sara_Tosen> Hmm...
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[00:04] <@BeachYoshi> 2d10+1d8+22
[00:04] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, 2d10+1d8+22: 41 [2d10=5,6; 1d8=8]
[00:05] <Sara_Tosen> Yeah. Gonna phase in response. 
[00:05] <@BeachYoshi> >:/
06[00:05] * Sara_Tosen holds her breath as the pokemon charges through her ghostly form. 
[00:06] <castfromhp> (I don't think you can phase as an interrupt, that's why there's the Vision feat)
[00:06] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force also >:/'s. As does Sam. >:/
[00:06] <Sara_Tosen> In that case, sure. 
[00:06] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20+3
[00:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 1d20+3: 21 [1d20=18]
[00:06] <Sara_Tosen> Vision dodges it 
[00:06] <@BeachYoshi> All of the >:/
[00:07] <Sara_Tosen> (cast has a good point though. Can't phase like that.)
03[00:07] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant > Sara > Rachel > Rouge Force | Smeargles > Dratini > Duskull > Alomomola'
[00:07] <@BeachYoshi> (this fight is lollong so I'm not gonna pull the bullshit that I could be doing right now)
[00:07] <Rachel> (So this is the first time we take damage from the Sandstorm, right?)
[00:07] <@BeachYoshi> Grant is up
[00:08] <Sara_Tosen> (yes - 1/8 of max if memory serves)
01[00:08] <Trevor> ( 1/16 )
[00:08] <Sara_Tosen> (whoops)
[00:08] <@BeachYoshi> Alomomola doesn't give a shit about the sandstorm raging around.
06[00:08] * Grant is... flayed to unconsciousness by the sand!
[00:08] <@BeachYoshi> You healed from Wish
[00:08] <Sara_Tosen> (wish kicked in)
[00:08] <@BeachYoshi> You silly buffoon
[00:08] <Grant> (ah i see)
[00:09] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force looks like she cares a bit as she winces from the sand whipping up against her.
06[00:09] * Grant again tries to sissy slap Rouge Force~
[00:09] <Grant> 1d20 improvised attack
[00:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Grant, improvised attack: 1 [1d20=1]
[00:09] <Grant> (lol)
[00:09] <@BeachYoshi> nope.avi
[00:09] <Sara_Tosen> (you deserve that)
[00:10] <Grant> ...And fails as sand enters his eyes. "Aaargh!"
[00:10] <Grant> *on his
[00:10] <@BeachYoshi> "Hah! What a pathetic excuse of a man."
[00:10] <Grant> (:< well i did)
[00:10] <@BeachYoshi> Sara/Rachel
[00:10] <Rachel> "Welp, guess I've got no choice.  Here I go!"
[00:10] <Grant> "S-shut up heathen nudist!"
06[00:11] * Sara_Tosen tries to wrack the Alomomola's mind. But she only wrecks get own in trying to figure out how that would work. 
[00:11] <Rachel> 1d20 Mimic - Retaliate
[00:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, Mimic - Retaliate: 11 [1d20=11]
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[00:11] <@BeachYoshi> rollit
[00:11] <Rachel> 2d20 + I have no clue what my ATK would be
[00:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Rachel, + I have no clue what my ATK would be: 30 [2d20=13,17]
[00:11] <Rachel> (On ze steel fish)
[00:12] <@BeachYoshi> The pink fish of doom flies backwards from the punch and looks like it is barely keeping itself up and fighting.
[00:13] <Sara_Tosen> <I'm going to ask you one last time. Surrender. We won't give you another chance.>
[00:14] <@BeachYoshi> "That is it! No more holding back! You peons will not have the best of me!" She drops her whip to the ground and holds out both hands in concentration. Suddenly a wave from the pool near your group looks... pretty big.
[00:14] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 AC2 :3
[00:14] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, AC2 :3: 19 [1d20=19]
[00:14] <@BeachYoshi> 4d20+12 huge wave at your group wheee
[00:14] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, huge wave at your group wheee: 61 [4d20=8,10,14,17]
[00:15] <Grant> (oh jesus)
[00:15] <Sara_Tosen> Dratini takes...middling damage! Sara is just wet and miserable. 
[00:15] <Grant> (at everyone?)
[00:15] <@BeachYoshi> (allllll you motherfuckers :D)
[00:15] <Sara_Tosen> (I assumed so.)
06[00:16] * Grant is washed away by the waves and is KO'd. Meanwhile, Zushakon is on his last legs again!
[00:16] <Rachel> (. . . Total Party KO on my end)
[00:16] <Rachel> (Rachel and all three Smeargle are DOWN)
[00:16] <@BeachYoshi> (ohjesus)
01[00:17] <Trevor> ( Damnit Yoshi )
[00:17] <@BeachYoshi> (I'm glad I planned for this xD)
[00:17] <castfromhp> (mfw tpk)
[00:17] <Sara_Tosen> Keiga is fed up with this bullshit. Rearing back, it launches the Alomomola into the sky!
[00:17] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 TWISTAHHHH
[00:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, TWISTAHHHH: 7 [1d20=7]
[00:17] <Rachel> (Nothing close to death, though)
[00:17] <@BeachYoshi> The Alomomola is totally launched into the sky
[00:17] <Sara_Tosen> 2d10+1d6+10 should finish it
[00:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, should finish it: 17 [2d10=2,4; 1d6=1]
[00:18] <@BeachYoshi> It looks kind of knocked out when it lands.
[00:18] <Grant> (friggin finally... now only her remain)
[00:19] <@BeachYoshi> "D-Damnit! That is it! I'm out of here!" Rouge Force recalls her fainted pokemon and gives a playful wave. "Sorry but... I got a plane to catch!" She then runs off at full speed.
06[00:19] * Sara_Tosen recalls Keiga as she treks to where the bitch stands. And a VERY pissed off sigilyph is at her back. 
[00:19] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 hypnosis
[00:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, hypnosis: 20 [1d20=20]
[00:19] <Sara_Tosen> Yeah...she's gonna miss that flight. 
[00:19] <@BeachYoshi> (I'm pretyt sure you've earned Murphy's Laws poitns)
01[00:20] <Trevor> ( only if she used it more than once today )
[00:20] <Sara_Tosen> (which I haven't)
[00:20] <@BeachYoshi> (Murphy's Law points carry over don't they?)
[00:20] <@BeachYoshi> (they aren't just a session basis?)
01[00:20] <Trevor> ( They’re forever. )
01[00:20] <Trevor> ( If someone manages to earn them. )
[00:20] <Sara_Tosen> (they do. And I only used one prob control before period)
[00:20] <@BeachYoshi> (goddamnit stop trolling me)
[00:21] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20 hypothetically speaking...
[00:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, hypothetically speaking...: 5 [1d20=5]
[00:21] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 sleep check >:
[00:21] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, sleep check >:: 13 [1d20=13]
[00:21] <Sara_Tosen> If I had a MP you'd be right. But I don't. 
[00:22] <@BeachYoshi> (goddamn psychics they need to die)
[00:22] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force grudgingly falls asleep despite the GODS OF THE UNIVERSE not wanting her to.
06[00:22] * Sara_Tosen has a foot on the girl when and if she comes to. <you're gonna stat right here.> given the sigilyph staring at her, it's unlikely that trying anything will be a good idea.
[00:22] <@BeachYoshi> Fucking psychics.
[00:23] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 more sleep check
[00:23] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, more sleep check: 14 [1d20=14]
[00:23] <Rachel> (So you go after her and totally ignore poor KO'd us?  Thanks a lot)
[00:23] <Sara_Tosen> She sends Aron to grab her things and calls the local wanderers and police to make sure they know what's up. Or something. Maybe she texts them.
[00:24] <@BeachYoshi> Rouge Force comes to with a foot to her back. "You bitch, get off me!"
[00:24] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20+4 Bitch get off me
[00:24] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, Bitch get off me: 7 [1d20=3]
[00:24] <Grant> (Sara is a jerk though)
[00:24] <@BeachYoshi> (oh now you decide you hate me dicemaid)
06[00:25] * Sara_Tosen ignores the blow. 
[00:25] <@BeachYoshi> (she was just trying to get you off her)
[00:25] <@BeachYoshi> (and roll a damn STR check for that)
[00:25] <Sara_Tosen> <Either calm down...or my friend will sit on you. And he is a lot heavier than I am.>
[00:25] <Grant> (lol sara has poop str)
[00:25] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20-4
[00:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 1d20-4: 0 [1d20=4]
[00:25] <Grant> (lol)
[00:26] <Sara_Tosen> Yeah. She is off. But an Aron is right next to her. 
[00:26] <Grant> (wouldn't that break her spine? not that i'm not for breaking spines)
[00:26] <Sara_Tosen> (depends on where it sits and how suddenly)
[00:28] <@BeachYoshi> "How dare you...! This is... horrendous!" She isn't attempting to move right at the moment.
[00:28] <Sara_Tosen> <Rocky? Sit. Do you want a broken leg or a broken arm?> the smile on Sara's face as she says this makes it that much scarier. 
[00:28] <Rachel> (I'm glad I'm KO'd right now and don't have to see this)
[00:29] <Grant> (Sara <3)
[00:29] <Sara_Tosen> The Aron is walking around the woman and playfully hopping a bit. It isn't landing on any limbs though...yet.
[00:29] <Grant> (If Grant was awake he'd get in love)
[00:30] <Sara_Tosen> (and Aron would sit on him afterwards)
[00:31] <@BeachYoshi> "Fine. You bastards win for now..."
[00:32] <Sara_Tosen> <My name is Sara Tosen. I'm a wanderer. And you are going to have a long time to remember that name.>
[00:32] <Sara_Tosen> Oh good, the police arrived. 
[00:32] <@BeachYoshi> (I'm the story teller not you I can say when the police arrive >:/)
[00:33] <Sara_Tosen> (sorry. Can I roll itemfinder now?)
[00:33] <BigTentacruel> (Man, you guys are like... I swear I was watching some bizarre anime where they lock away the villain's mind for a thousand years in this extra dimensional place where he relives his worst fears.)
[00:33] <@BeachYoshi> (go ahead xD)
[00:33] <Sara_Tosen> (you get used to it
01[00:33] <Trevor> (  . . . That . . . Sounds like “WHAT?” BT )
[00:33] <@BeachYoshi> (sorry if I came off as bitchy with that statement)
[00:33] <Grant> (Yu-Gi-Oh?)
[00:33] <@BeachYoshi> (it's beeeen a loooooong day)
[00:34] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20+6
[00:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 1d20+6: 14 [1d20=8]
[00:34] <Grant> (But seriously, we have one dude who blackmailed someone with death threats)
[00:34] <Sara_Tosen> (nothing)
[00:34] <Grant> (and other who's not afraid of maiming a prisoner)
01[00:34] <Trevor> ( You got two more uses Sara )
01[00:34] <Trevor> ( Also, you better give her Potion type items to HEAL the unconscious people with. )
[00:34] <@BeachYoshi> "Heh. I don't remember the names of peons. Rest assured... I'll return someday." The police arrive and drag her off. She flings telekinetic sand at Sara as she gets walked off.
[00:34] <Grant> (we're the evil wanderers)
[00:34] <Sara_Tosen> (oh, it's daily/3?)
01[00:35] <Trevor> ( Daily / 4 )
01[00:35] <Trevor> ( Trevor had three uses @ Lv8 )
[00:35] <Sara_Tosen> (then one more use)
[00:35] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20+6
[00:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, 1d20+6: 13 [1d20=7]
01[00:35] <Trevor> ( Three total @ Lv10 )
01[00:35] <Trevor> ( So ONE more )
[00:35] <Grant> Meanwhile, Zusha floats around Grant, still pretty preocupied with his unconscious master.
[00:35] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20+6 if you say so
[00:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, if you say so: 25 [1d20=19]
[00:35] <@BeachYoshi> Tessa then comes waddlerunning in to the area and looks as excited and happy as ever. "Oh good! You took care of that super villain for us dont'cha know! We're very thankful!"
01[00:35] <Trevor> ( Ding! Fetch Sara some Potionry~ )
[00:36] <@BeachYoshi> (i don't know how to handle itemfinder)
01[00:36] <Trevor> ( You pick the item ; Gar said Itemfinder generally pulls out low-tier items at this stage, though. )
01[00:36] <Trevor> ( So maybe a Super Potion would be good here? To heal the unconscious people? )
[00:36] <Sara_Tosen> <just helping out. No need for thanks...actually...Do you think you could give me a hand?>
[00:36] <Sara_Tosen> <they're kind of heavy...>
[00:37] <Rachel> (Roll on the bot?)
[00:37] <@BeachYoshi> (have a super potion then!)
[00:37] <Sara_Tosen> (brb desynch)
02[00:37] * Sara_Tosen (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: This quit message left intentionally blank)
03[00:37] * Charm (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined #BeachWanderers
[00:37] <@BeachYoshi> Tessa then notices the unconscious bodies and gasps. "Ooooh! Let me page the resort doctors!"
03[00:38] * Charm is now known as Sara_Tosen
[00:38] <@BeachYoshi> She grabs out a cell phone and calls the resident doctors of the resort, who come within minutes and tend to everyone. You all are healed to consciousness!
[00:38] <Sara_Tosen> <That's a good idea...> Sara sits down and sighs. This was NOT in the brochure...
03[00:39] * zoofman|afk is now known as zoofman
[00:39] <Sara_Tosen> <How are you doing, Rachel?>
06[00:39] * Rachel sits up in the sand, groggily holding her head
[00:40] <Rachel> "Muh, what happened?  Is it over?"
[00:40] <Sara_Tosen> <Yeah, that wave kinda knocked you silly. But don't worry, I tool care of her.>
06[00:40] * Grant gets up, still terribly injured. He notices the fact his inner tube in shreds and makes a :< face.
[00:41] <Grant> "Lady Sara... What happened to that... Woman?"
[00:41] <Rachel> "Ah, good.  Guess we can actually relax now - gah!"
06[00:41] * Rachel tries to stand, but is still fairly worn out
[00:41] <Sara_Tosen> <She is...taken care of. And for the record, you're an idiot.>
[00:41] <Rachel> "Looks like no more running around on the beach for today. . ."
[00:42] <Rachel> ;_;
[00:42] <@BeachYoshi> Tessa was off... somewhere but comes waddlerunning up to you all. "I brought gifts! As thanks for saving our resort!"
06[00:43] * Grant grinds his teeth. "Call me an idiot, do you... Why you..."
[00:43] <@BeachYoshi> She hands everyone 1500P each and a 1-Week Free Pass for the Resort.
[00:43] <@BeachYoshi> (you also all get 7500 EXP to distribute among participators)
[00:44] <Sara_Tosen> <Now then...that's no way to treat a lady, is it?> sara has a huge grin on her face. 
[00:44] <Grant> "I... won't say more." Grant resigns himself to take the pass and the money, still pretty annoyed. Women, who can understand them?
[00:44] <Rachel> "Well thanks.  I'll be sure to enjoy this place heartily.  Guys, whaddya say we stay here a little extra?"
06[00:45] * Rachel The gang would be in an excited frenzy, were they not also tired out
[00:45] <Grant> "Well, i can't actually enter the water again... Unless it's a shallow part."
01[00:45] <Trevor> ( Yes, Rachel! Yes! :D )
[00:45] <Rachel> (Dwah?)
01[00:45] <Trevor> ( She’s staying ^c_^ )
[00:46] <Sara_Tosen> <I think I'll save this for a rainy day...when I need to relax. right now...I should be going.>
[00:46] <@BeachYoshi> "Oh! One last thing... they want a picture of the three of you to put in the newspaper. Big story about this you know!"
[00:47] <Sara_Tosen> <...can you do me a favor? Like, a really big favor?>
[00:47] <@BeachYoshi> Tessa claps her hands together with a big smile and runs off to fetch the journalist. "Won't take but a second dearie! I promise!"
[00:47] <Sara_Tosen> <...we should go.> it's directed to grant, but rachel probably picks it up as well
[00:48] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 hrm
[00:48] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, hrm: 17 [1d20=17]
[00:48] <Rachel> "Hm?  What's the hurry?"
[00:48] <Grant> "Eh? But the newspaper would be the perfect opportunity to spread the good... Oh damnit."
[00:48] <Rachel> "I wanna enjoy this place"
[00:48] <Sara_Tosen> <I...it's not gonna be good to have our picture taken.>
06[00:48] * Rachel kicks back and relaxes in the sand
[00:49] <@BeachYoshi> Tessa is already heading back with a man in tow. He probably looks familiar from before as one of the guests that was running off when the incident started. He's got a camera around his neck. "Now just... give us a heroic pose or something! Just one picture and we'll be outta your hair!"
[00:49] <Grant> "Well, are you too shy? We can change into better clothes..."
[00:49] <Sara_Tosen> <it's not that...> then she directs something only to him
[00:49] <BigTentacruel> (inner toob in shreds? That's probably not the only thing in shreds. :3c)
01[00:50] <Trevor> ( . . . )
[00:50] <@BeachYoshi> (ohjesus D:)
[00:50] <Rachel> "Why not?  We've been in the paper several times before"
[00:50] <Grant> (...oh jesus)
[00:50] <Rachel> "Though typically not for saving the day. . ."
[00:50] <Grant> (nah, if i were naked people would have noticed that)
[00:50] <Grant> (oh they would)
[00:50] <@BeachYoshi> (sexysexy~)
[00:50] <BigTentacruel> (>implying I was refering to Grant at all :3)
[00:50] <@BeachYoshi> 1d20 did his speedo break
[00:50] <DiceMaid-9001> BeachYoshi, did his speedo break: 14 [1d20=14]
[00:50] <@BeachYoshi> (nah you're good)
[00:50] <Grant> (oh dear)
[00:51] <Sara_Tosen> 1d20+6 isn't against wanderer regs to accept photo ops?
[00:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Sara_Tosen, isn't against wanderer regs to accept photo ops?: 15 [1d20=9]
01[00:51] <Trevor> ( Well, you weren’t even called as Wanderers... So it wouldn’t really matter )
01[00:52] <Trevor> ( It just... Kinda happened. )
03[00:52] * BeachYoshi changes topic to 'Grant, Sara, and Rachel have saved the day! They get 1500P, 7500 EXP, and a 1-Week Free Pass for Sandstep Resort!'
[00:52] <Sara_Tosen> (even so - Sara doesn't want to get burned because of this)
[00:52] <zoofman> ( from what I understand, that's more up to the individual. )
[00:52] <Rachel> (Whooo, more cash on the pile!)
[00:53] <Rachel> (So what WERE you referring to, BT?  I probably don't want to know. . .)
[00:53] <zoofman> ( I think it's the fact that one is a wanderer that is more under wraps, rather then public exposure period. That's something both me and Ramiel's characters have dealt with, i believe )
[00:54] <Rachel> (Hmmm . . . maybe?  I dunno)
[00:54] <@BeachYoshi> Tessa picks up on the hint and shoos the photographer away. "Oooh I see, camera shy aren't ya? It's okay, I understand. We're still very grateful though!" She waddles off now, back to her post at the reception desk.
[00:54] <Sara_Tosen> <...ah, I guess I can take one picture...> Sara takes a relaxed pose. 
[00:54] <@BeachYoshi> (walp)
[00:55] <Sara_Tosen> <...or not.> she really didn't care. 
06[00:55] * Grant throws the shredded inner tube away. "...Have you changed your mind, Lady Sara?"
[00:56] <Rachel> "Well, whatever.  Let's just enjoy the rest of this day"
06[00:56] * Rachel She starts working on a magnificent sand castle
[00:56] <Sara_Tosen> <Now that's something I can agree with...After something to eat. If you'll excuse me...>
06[00:57] * Sara_Tosen returns to the changing room and leaves. But she doesn't come back. Not yet, at least. She's saving that pass for a rainy day...
[00:58] <@BeachYoshi> With the events winding down the heroes can now relax once more. A news report later that evening circulates that a recently arrested criminal was found escaped from her cell, it was apparently torn to shreds. More developments soon hopefully.
06[00:58] * Grant keeps on the... shallow part of the water. "Damn it all, i really miss that Tube... And everyone still thinks i'm an imbecile... And i lost my opportunity to spread the Unown gospel..." He starts to cry a little.
[00:58] <@BeachYoshi> </session?>