"FlutterRape 5: Operation Rebound" By BlondieAnon (https://pastebin.com/u/BlondieAnon) URL: https://pastebin.com/z6Sezzjy Created on: Saturday 5th of September 2020 11:25:22 AM CDT Last edit on: Thursday 10th of September 2020 09:21:20 PM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 14 of November 2020 06:30:29 AM UTC >Being Anon's best friend was wonderful! >Ever since you and Anon joined in blissful, alcoholic union, you've felt so much closer to him >Even if you find yourself staring at him more than usual >At least you've learned to keep a pint of cider on hoof >Or, more specifically, your neat-fashionable saddlebag! >Rarity no longer lets you into her boutique but you found it at a smaller clothing store so it's just as good >It's a little raggedy but you think it goes beautifully with your hoodie >Between the animals and your emergency touching times, it is getting a little worn down anyway >But Anon likes it! >He's actually really comfortable around you >Yesterday he even hugged you >It just took you asking him a few times >You land outside of his home, quiet as a mouse >You know he's home today because you know his work schedule >He's even told you more about his yogurt operation! >You giggle to yourself >Oh Fluttershy, how could you have ever compared his yogurt to his cream? >Even you used to be a silly filly >You knock a few times on his door and let yourself in >You smile at the sight of a few stray feathers that have been collecting on a blanket played out on the floor >Both you and Rainbow Dash have been sleeping over on game nights to play more O&O >Except Rainbow Dash usually follows Anon to bed >You would be a terribly inconsiderate friend if you didn't make sure you were around to help >So you usually snuck out of the house and watched them from a window >Of course, Anon is a terrible beast... >So much so that by the time they're done, you're just as exhausted! >Thankfully you do wipe yourself down before going to sleep on your blanket >And it is your blanket >After picking it up and giving it a whiff, he quickly assured you that it was yours now "Oh Anon I'm ready to help out with today's yogurt!" >You were so wrapped up in your thoughts that you didn't notice that he wasn't... anywhere >He wasn't in the kitchen, in either of the two bathrooms, in the back yard... >There was only one place you haven't checked >His bedroom >You may be a bit of a nosy mare but even you have your respect for personal privacy! >But... if he isn't here... >You mean, you need to make sure he isn't in there >Of course "Anon...?" >You poke your head into the doorway >His room is sparsely populated but even if it wasn't, it's huge! >Huge like the rest of his house, of course >You almost back away but you see a giant blanket shift and move >"Shy...?" >He sounds tired >Or, maybe exhausted is the right word for it >You step in, proud to be the cure of whatever ails him! >Nurse Fluttershy's on the job! "Yes, it is! I know you have today off so I would feel honored to help my bestest non-pony friend in all of Ponyville and spend the day with you!" >You trot up to the side of his bed and smile as widely as you can >By Celestia, his scent is everywhere in this room and his bed smells so heavenly >Not right now, Fluttershy >Not yet >Anon finally opens his blanket and a fresh scent of Anonymous hits you like an ursa major >You're ready to fly at him and give him what for, for teasing a mare like you for so long >But >He looks sad >No, that's not correct >He looks like he's been torn to bits! >You gasp and prop your front hooves on the side of the bed, your pure, natural urges all but forgotten "Anonymous! What happened?" >He sniffles, his voice sounding far deeper than usual >You would be lying if it wasn't attractive that his grumbling wasn't awakening all of your eggs at once >"Fuckin' Dash, man... I didn't know what to expect. I guess I should've kept my guard up more." >What in the world happened? "Kept your guard up about what, Anon? What did she do?" >Now, you aren't one to throw a friend under a wagon in favor of another >But Rainbow Dash obviously was in the wrong to hurt Anon like this! >She had to be! >YOU would never do something so heart-wrenchingly awful! >"It's her stu... well, no, it's not stupid." >Anon's head drops on his pillow >It's as big as you >You would make a better pillow in a situation like this >"It's her Wonderbolts thing. She went off about having tried to impress the team, group, whatever the hell they are, and she said she messed up." >The dots aren't connecting for you "Well that's a terrible thing for her... but what does that have to do with you? Were you there when it happened?" >He shakes his head, sighing >It's a sigh that tells you that his heart is weighed down by a Rainbow Dash-shaped statue the size of Equestria >"No. But she blamed me for her having failed it. She claimed that I wasn't only taking up her time, but that I was making her too 'weak and squishy'. As if I had any control over that!" >He sounds so defeated >"I get that she has her goals and shit... I do too. I guess. But I never asked her to hang out with me. I never saw any issue with just being around her and doing stuff together. That's kinda how it's supposed to go, right? If you like someone, you spend time with them and... what happens, just happens. And that's supposed to mean something." >You understand Rainbow Dash's side of the situation >You truly do >But you also know that she does sometimes say things the wrong way, even with the best of intentions >You would never let Anon stop you from playing with and taking care of animals >But you would invite him to help out too! >This is all too much for restraint, Fluttershy! >You hop onto his bed with a flap of the wings for assistance >You curl up near him and rest your head on his shoulder >He looks at you >You look at him "As your second bestest friend in all of Equestria, I can't let you be alone during this time. Whatever you're going through, let me help you. Please." >The words sit in his head until he lurches out! >He hugs you with all of his strength, turning you into a yellow, feathered plushdoll >With a squeeze so hard you squeak and poke your tongue out, he exhales >"Thank you, Fluttershy. I wouldn't know what I'd do if you weren't around." >His words >His tone >His hug >Being in his home >In his room >On his bed >What if... >What if he doesn't need Rainbow Dash anymore? >What if you are all he really needs? >You certainly wouldn't ever push him away >A smile creeps on your face >Maybe this is simply a growing pain >A path to something greater >Oh Fluttershy... >You absolute femme-fatale >You nuzzle what you can of Anon's massive body >"There there...I promise I'll make it all better for you..." >Anon is in a critical spot >You would be a terrible friend if you didn't try to help him >And make him feel good >Maybe it's finally time for... >Operation Rebound >To be perfectly honest, you expected your first time in bed with Anon to be more... >Positive >Though you've formed your body to hug against his chest like a cat, he really doesn't seem to cheer up any >You've oh so cleverly stretched out too, so it's not like any part of you isn't touching him in some way >But he doesn't even react to you >Not a twitch "Anon... is there anything you'd like to talk about?" >With your head level to his collar bone, you look up at him >He's just staring at the wall, dead ahead >"No... not really." >You can't help but deflate >He's so energetic usually "Oh, oh! I know!" >You begin to knead your hooves against his chest "To shave our brother... Firth... from... uh... any..." >You try to try to remember the silly little tune he and Rainbow Dash used to screech out all the time >It's hard to remember the lyrics because every time they do it, they always change the words >You don't even think they rehearse it >A glance upward shows that he doesn't go for it >He doesn't even correct you >Your kneading stops and you fall silent >Think, Fluttershy! >Think! >If only he could feel as good as you did when you tasted his- >His yogurt! >Your ears perk up and you smile at him "Anon! Would you like me to get some of your yummiest yogurt in Equestria?" >You feel like he didn't even hear you until he nods, like a statue with it's head teetering on it's edge >"Yes please. Spoons are near the fridge. Any jar in there is cooled off and already done." "Oh my, you're such a chef! I bet if you wanted to, you could really change Ponyville for the better!" >You actively strain to reach up, just barely kissing under his chin >Maybe you shouldn't be such a glutton for love "Don't leave this spot!" >You roll out of the bed like a log and land on your hooves, prancing toward the kitchen >You've been inside Anon's home so much now that you know everywhere and everything like the back of your hoof! >Your very special hoof for very special times >Because Anon's home is a very special place >And Anon is a very special somepony >Except he isn't a pony >The idea of him being something like a talking animal does make you exceptionally happy too >It's so... >Natural >Upon entering Anon's kitchen, you can tell that it has the distinct smell of Rainbow Dash >She probably ate more than her fair share of Anon's yogurt >She probably made a big mess of it all and got it all over her face, her hooves, and even her mane >...maybe Anon likes hooves... >How would you even go to test that out? >Your initial prodding didn't work >You finally get around to picking out a jar full of whipped off-white goodness but nearly drop it when you see him "M-Mr. Iguana! You're here!" >You manage to catch the jar with your wing, letting it roll down your feathers onto the ground >The iguana is on the countertop, near the kitchen window >With a curious little bag around it's neck "W... what's that?" >Mr. Iguana glares at you >Sorta >One of it's eyes is wandering a little >When both of his eyes focus on you, you flinch >You were offering to pay Mr. Iguana to monitor Anon, but after he got a face full of yogurt and more, he was... >Not pleased "Are... are you doing well?" >He looks at you like he's judging you "I... I'm doing well... thank you." >You feel like he's judging you even harder "Listen, Anon needs a friend right now. And... and I'm the best friend for him." >You step away from the jar and take a step towards him "Would you like to help him with me?" >As a response, Mr. Iguana hisses! >Or maybe he's retching up something? >It kinda looks like it could be either >You back away immediately >You can't let him scare you away from Anon like this! "M-Mister Iguana... I..." >He scampers off the counter toward you! >You scream and fly up, clearly out of his reach >He lands with a soft splat >Berries of all sorts fly out from his necklace-bag! >You want to ask him where he found all of those but he doesn't stop there >He continues scampering at full force, nails clacking against wood "Mr. Iguana, please wait I-" >He skates out of the kitchen >Toward... >Toward Anon?! >Princess Celestia bless you, Mr. Iguana has gone mad and wishes to harm Anonymous! >Worse, because of what you had him do, he must be full of resentment! >You fly after him into Anon's room "Anon, watch out! Mr. Iguana is gonna..." >You expect horror >You expect a masculine battle >A war between man and beast >A naked, bloodied Anon holding the head of a dragon! >Oh my >You didn't mean anything by that, Spike >Instead, you see Mr. Iguana on the bed >On Anon's side >"Oh... hey there, guy. How's it been going out there?" >He's... petting Mr. Iguana "Anon... d-do you know this kind creature?" >He sounds relieved >"Yeah... he's my buddy. One of my first yogurt tasters. Turns out he'd keep coming around here so I just kept feeding him stuff. He's a real cool guy, you know?" >Well that is a relief >But >You want to be alone with Anon >And you're afraid he may tell Anon something you would very much like to keep a secret "Oh yes, I understand fully! And I'm so happy you made an animal friend!" >You take a few cautious steps toward the bed >Mr. Iguana whips his head toward you and exhales again >You know it doesn't sound like a lot but it technically falls under the category of an irritated hiss >You whimper at the disavow of your past actions >He's wrong! >Anon lazily slaps his hand on the scaly creature's head, stopping the noise >"Easy, my fly guy that eats guy flies. She's an alright one." >The hiss degrades into a series of snorts and a grumble >"Mmmmmyeahhhh yeah yup yup yup... you're fine. She's fine." >Anon meets every growl and grumble with another 'yup' until it stops >He seems like a natural! "Oh... may I ask what his name is, Anon? He seems like he trusts you." >"Yup. I call my bud Lizzie. Lizzie McGuire."