"Hajime no Anon! Ch.3 Bonds p2"
By BigBurd (https://pastebin.com/u/BigBurd)

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Created on: Saturday 2nd of June 2018 01:12:36 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 02:56:30 PM UTC


>Everyone has decided to check out the big mall just north of Canterlot. 
>You know the one. But let's be real, you aren't interested in the mall.
>You're interested in the race track directly adjacent to it.
>Avalon Motorsports Park.
>It's Saturday, which normally hosts a race...
>But not today. Today?
>Open track day.
>Per-fucking-fection.
>You told the girls about it, and at first they were upset you were going to blow them off.
>But, you realized, you ARE hanging out with them. You'll be happy with an hour or so on the track.
>AFTER you go with the girls.
>Still... today should be a lot of fun.
>You're currently driving your bitchin' car on the freeway.
>Fluttershy, Twilight and Pinkie are in Rarity's BMW 528i.
>You've got Sunset in your passenger seat, with Rainbow Dash and Applejack in the back.
>Fortunately, despite the fact it's a two-door, you've got plenty of room back there.
>Many people don't realize your second-gen Scion TC is built on the Toyota MC platform, the same that the Prius, Corolla, Camry and even the Highlander is on.
>The 2.5L displacement inline-4 engine is taken directly out of a Camry and tuned to produce 180 horsepower stock.
>It's not a bad little car, but your custom intake and tuning push that motor to 215 horsepower.
>A short shift kit improves the time it takes to shift between gears. 
>The custom coilover suspension you installed drops the ride height by a full inch. 
>Plus, with custom aluminum wheels you reduced the weight. 
>You HAD removed the back seats, but once you got invited to this weekend long sleepover you decided to re-install them for the time being.
>Your previous 0-60 time was 5.4 seconds, down from the 6.5s stock.
>Now? With the seats AND the girls? Eh.
>Whatever, you won't be racing the thing with them in it anyway.
>One thing you didn't modify, however, was the sound system.
>Mainly because you'd probably make it worse.
>The stock sound system in this car is phenomenal. 8 speakers. 
>No, seriously. 8 speakers standard. Currently you are pumping some Tool through it. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNlMwSaBLmk&t
>Good thing the lyrics aren't easy to audibly understand otherwise they might get the wrong idea.
>You come to a point on the freeway you know has a gap where the police don't patrol.
"Hey girls...want to step it up a bit?"
>Traffic is pretty light. Easily avoidable...
>Rainbow seems to get the picture. 
>"Hell yeah! Let's do it!"
>Sunset chimes in, an expression on her face that seems to convey both excitement and worry.
>"O-only for a moment, then let's slow back down, okay?"
"Right on."
>Stopping the music, you drop to 4th gear and let the sound of the engine fill the cabin running around 3000 RPM.
>Clutch pedal down, off the accelerator, the engine begins to quiet as the car slows.
>You wait until about 50 MPH.
>Slotting the gear level into 2nd now...
>Wait for it...
>NOW!
>You let off the clutch and floor it.
>The engine roars to life as you quickly reach 6000 RPM.
>A shift to third, and your revs roll down to 3500 RPM as your acceleration continues.
>The girls are now wide eyed at the sudden g-force.
>90 MPH already? Not bad.
>But you aren't done yet.
>Your speed builds to 110 MPH, you carefully weave through the sparse traffic. 
>It feels a little more claustrophobic now that you're going so fast.
>Sunset is starting to look a little scared now.
"I have enough room on the freeway to hit top speed! Once I do, I'm gonna brake pretty hard, okay? After this stretch the cops will be able to see us again!" you yell over the engine and road noise.
>The Sunset and Applejack are a little concerned looking, but do not protest. Dash looks fucking hyped.
>130 MPH. Close to the stock top speed.
>135 MPH.
>140 MPH.
>Even Rainbow is looking a little off-put now.
>So close!
>141....142...142...
>Shit, looks like you bottomed out. Oh well... brake check.
"READY? HITTING THE BRAKES!"
>You put your foot down on the brake pedal, the car's weight surging forward as the performance pads squeal against your slotted rotors.
>140...100...75...
>Fucking shit those are good brakes. Car squirreled a little but eh.
>The girls could use some relaxing music, based on their facial expressions.
>After a while cruising on the freeway jamming to one of your favorite artists [spoiler]and carefully avoiding Opiate in your playlist[/spoiler] you pull into the mall's parking lot.
>Rarity pulls in a couple of minutes later. You put quite a lot of time between you an her in that sprint.
>"What on Earth was that Anon?!" she exclaims at you.
>Pinkie runs up to you and is going on and on about your car...
>Can't make a single word out of it though.
>"That was...so cool!" Rainbow shakily says.
>Sunset grabs your hand and places them between her breasts. You can feel her heart pounding away.
>"Can you feel how hard my heart is still beating? That was so scary..."
>She steps close to you, inches from your face.
>"I want to do it again. I want you to take me as fast as we can go."
>Your heart skips a beat as you realize this might just be the woman you marry.
>With the other girls caught up, some complaining about your reckless behavior, the others admiring it, you all walk as a group towards the mall's front gate.

>A little time has passed now, and you've all made for the food court to grab some lunch.
>You and Sunset got something from a new, entirely unheard of place that sells chicken in various forms.
>A bit of a gamble, [spoiler]but we needed the extra resolution.[/spoiler]
>The rest of the girls got something a little more straight forward from a typical fast food chain.
>You both sit directly next to each other around a large circular table with booths, directly adjacent a relaxing fountain.
>She's so close to you in fact, you brush elbows pretty much constantly. Not that you mind, of course.
>You've got a steaming plate of...well it's basically just popcorn chicken in some custom barbeque-like sauce and by god is it good.
>Sunset is enjoying her plate with gusto as well, a happy little smile on her face as she chews on a piece.
>Savoring that sawce.
>Gotta get dat sawce.
>You go for another bite, and graze your cheek with it speared on your fork on the way up, leaving a dab of the [spoiler]SAWCE.[/spoiler]
>Sunset notices this and points it out to you as you chew.
>You have a hard time understanding her commands as she also has her mouth full.
>Eventually, she gulps it down and says...
>"No, the- ah, I'll just get it."
>She, instead of wiping it with a napkin, leans over and presses her parted lips against your cheek, sucking and lapping up the sauce.
>Even though the experience lasted only a couple of seconds, it was ecstasy.
>The girls, however, are now all dead. They're all just fucking dead. They were unable to handle what they just saw and promptly expired.
>Sunset looks to them with an innocent expression.
>"What?" she says.
>Twilight is the first to ressurect herself. 
>"Wait...I...He...Wha? I thought...? Ehhhh?!"
>Twilight appears to pause and reboot for a moment. 
>You swear you heard a POST error.


>After dicking around in the mall a bit, trolling the fuck out of the girls the whole time, everyone finally decides it's time to head to the track.
>YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>GOTTA
>GO
>FAST
>You ask Sunset to go with the girls on this one, you want to set a new lap time. It'd be hard to do with a terrified woman in the passenger seat.
>Bringing your car through into the inspection area, you clear all your papers and get a slot set for your hotlap. 
>After about an hour of waiting, you are finally cleared to perform a sighting lap.
>You message the girls before you set off so they can keep an eye on you.
>Pulling free of the pits, you settle into a comfortable speed as you feel out and memorize the track layout.
>Avalon is a nice, intermediate level circuit. 8 corners for you to worry about.
>You round the final corner on your sighting lap and floor it towards the start/finish line.
>At 105 MPH your hotlap begins. 

>01:42:40 is your best time. The track record for the Tuner class is 1:34:29.
>How you would intend to make up 14 fucking seconds is anyone's guess, but you enjoyed it tremendously regardless.
>You find yourself back at Rainbow's house, all chilling out to some neat nature documentary. 
>Sitting on the couch next to Sunset, she taps your shoulder to get your attention.
>"Anon...can we talk for a moment?"
>Oh dear.


>You are....it's not important who you are right now.
>What's important is that those stupid fucking magical girls who guard that portal are hugely distracated by that Anon character.
>Brilliant bit of good fortune, that chap. 
>Because now, with them currently indisposed, you can finally set your plan in motion.
>This whole PLANET is unprepared. With the magics on the other side of that portal, you could finally take your place as a god-king.
>All you need to do is get to the other side...and bring some help back through.