"big fat innocence (derpy, lewd-ish) to do?"
By Betanon (https://pastebin.com/u/Betanon)

URL: https://pastebin.com/qB2R1NDn
Created on: Sunday 11th of November 2018 03:06:11 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:07:18 AM UTC


>>https://derpibooru.org/1868428
>>who the hell hired this retard

>>Someone with a heart. 
>>And a swollen dick for retards.

>you've been working as manager at the ponyville post office for a while now
>and you've just recruited this mare
>none other than 'muffin'
>or how most of the town infamously labeled 'derpy'
>it didn't take you a full day to realize why
>she, for some reason, always end up putting herself in...
>complicated situations
>you're not sure how, you've been doing absolutely everything you can to make her job easier, but she always ends up messing up
>thankfully tho, most ponies are used to it and don't complain much
>and all the expenses for any kind of damage she causes are paid by the horse government
>so as far as you're concerned, everything is fine
>or at least, everything but one thing
>she's hot
>not just hot, not 'rarity' or 'fluttershy' hot, but definitely your kind of hot
>her face and expressions may remind you of a filly from time to time, a really cute and innocent filly, but the rest of her body absolutely does not
>you don't think you've ever seen an ass so fat, so jiggly, so bouncy, so perfectly plump that her cheeks would make slapping sounds whenever she'd make an abrupt move
>a beautiful ass connecting to the widest, meatiest dock and hips you've ever seen
>how has this mare not birthed fifteen foals yet, you don't know
>and from the right angle, you can even notice her teats, something you rarely see on mares, most of them being completely flat down there, but not her
>they're no handfuls, but the fact that they're ever so slightly swollen, reminding you of the pregnant mares you can see every once in a while, just arise something deep inside of you
>and more precisely, something deep inside your pants
>something you're extremely ashamed of

>she's just so childish and cute and adorable
>you sometimes find yourself messing around with her the same way you would play with kids back then
>but the second she turns around, all this innocence and cuteness disappears
>and each and every time, you find yourself staring at her
>ogling her
>drinking in her every curves and instinctively trying to peek at what lies underneath her tail--
>"Oh, I forgot!"
>your brain kicks in just in time to avoid yourself getting caught
>"Miss princess Twilight Sparkle said she'd be here early for her delivery thing tomorro-- Are you okay?"
"YES! Yep, definitely, everything is fine, why?!"
>even though you're staring at the wall, you can notice her head tilting in confusion
>"You're being all silly again!"
"I'm not silly, you're silly!"
>that always gets a giggle out of her
>good, good, anything to divert the blood from flowing south
>"Well anyway, I'm off!"
>you nod, not daring to turn your head back her way
>at least not until you're sure she's not looking your way
>which should be around...
>right now--
>too late do you realize that she didn't completely turn around, her head is still facing you
>but your eyes still locked onto her grand, massive, beautiful rear on their way there
>not for long, but still long enough for anyone with a pair of working eyes to notice
>SHIT
>it was a trap
>"Hehehe,"
>she's smirking
>you've never seen her smirking before
>"You can look, I don't mind!"
>what--
>your peepers fly faster than ever before the moment they notice her tail moving out of the way
>that was another trap
>clever girl
>you still find it in yourself to break away from her spell, the wall seeming once again very interesting
>but the picture is still there, at the forefront of your mind
>and junior gives a happy throb in response
>"See you tomorrow!"
>and just like that, she disappears
>what was that
>was she teasing you?!
>testing you?!
>has she known all along?!
>are you taking advantage of her?!

>you close the door and instantly sit down, having to catch your breath
>you did it you MAD FILLY
>you don't think you ever felt your heart beating so hard and so fast before
>oh gosh
>oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
>his face was so cute!
>Miss Rarity was right, you should have done it sooner!
>you know you've never been the sharpest tool in the shed, and you've always been kinda clumsy
>and your accident didn't help at all
>but Mr Anon has always been so nice to you!
>even when he's teasing you, he's always so fun to be around
>always trying to help, even when you mess up big time!
>you also know that he's been looking at you funny for quite a while now, you'd catch him looking away whenever you'd turn around
>you never thought that he'd be interested in you
>not like that
>not in your b-big butt
>stallions don't like it, they find it weird
>but he does
>thank Celestia Miss Rarity was nice enough to tell you how to do it
>and he kept looking too, and his thingy was growing all hard in his pants!
>he must have really liked it...
>unf
>maybe you could go to his place tomorrow, since you know he's going to be all alone for heart's warming again
>you could bake some muffins for him and drink cider
>and he could look at your butt some more and you could tease him a lot too so he goes all red again!
>and if everything goes right you could m-maybe suck his dick and...
>h-h-hold hooves with him!
>unf
>your tail swats around and you feel your flower wink
>oopsie
>after sighing and taking one last deep breath, you stand up and a couple of flaps later, you take off
>you can't leave a puddle in front of the door, that'd be bad manner
>w-what if he tripped into it when going home?
>...
>let's find a cloud to sit on
>j-just to calm down

>oh god
>oh god oh god
>you dumb fuck
>she knows now
>she's going to call the ponice on your ass
>and she'd be right to do so!
>she's like a little filly or something you asshole!
>even if she was the one showing it to you
>and saying she didn't mind
>but what if she really didn't mind
>what if she wants you to look
>f-fuck