"We're rich! (twixAnon, short silly SoL comedy thingy)"
By Betanon (https://pastebin.com/u/Betanon)

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Created on: Saturday 26th of May 2018 08:05:39 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:07:51 AM UTC


>"Oh my gosh, Anon! We're rich!"
"W-whu, what? What time is it--"
>"Look, look!"
"Wait, it's fucking three o'clock, what the fuck twibtwab, why did you wake me--"
>"This is crazy! I never knew the rate of bits were so high in your word!"
"What the fuck are you talking about you crazy horse,"
>"I'm not a horse!"
"Of course you are, you're just small and spergy and you talk and you look cute is all,"
>"Awww, I love you too... but don't change the subject! A bit coin is worth over 7000 dollars! Look! This is insane!"
"Ugh, just go back to sleep,"
>"What?! How could you possibly sleep after such a revelation?!"
"They're not bits, spergle, they're bitcoins,"
>"What's the difference?"
"They're not even real coins, they're virtual thingies that are worth a bunch of money, something something China took our jobs and then the rates skyrocketed or something like that, absolutely nothing to do with you silly horses,"
>"Virtual? You mean, numerical data like what your computer uses?" 
"Yes, kinda like that,"
>"How does it even work? Why would something that doesn't exist even be worth anything?"
"I don't know, people are dumb,"
>"Huh..."
"And it'll crash soon anyway,"
>"Crash? Why?"
"I don't know, that's what everyone says," 
>"Humans are weird,"
"You're a talking pastel horse with magical powers, you're the weird one,"
>"I'm not a horse!"
"Yes, yes, let's just go back to sleep now, alright? Come back here and let's cuddle--"

>"No! No more cuddles until you promise not to call me a horse anymore! I'm a pony, not a horse!"
"Mmmh, I don't know, on one hand I have to tell you that I don't negotiate with terrorist, but on the other I'm kind of curious as to what's in it for me,"
>"What? I told you, no more cuddles!"
"Yeah right, as if you wouldn't be the one suffering from it the most,"
>"W-that's not true!"
"Alright then, no more ear and back scratching,"
>"What?! You can't just... outbid demands like that!"
"The question isn't whether I can or cannot, sparkle, it's whether anyone is capable of stopping me from doing so,"
>"Humans are evil,"
"Horses are silly,"
>"Stop calling me a horse!"
"Make me,"