"Gaping Fuckhole (shitpost) F"
By Betanon (https://pastebin.com/u/Betanon)

URL: https://pastebin.com/wFsbnz6B
Created on: Thursday 25th of May 2017 05:41:55 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:11:53 AM UTC


>you've been living in Equestria for a few years now
>you somehow found a way to survive, you got a job, you got a house
>you even became a person some ponies may find enjoyable
>enough so that you could find her
>she found you, rather, but that's not important
>you never thought it would happen
>but somehow... there you are. And there she is. Close to you. 
>Close enough to want children.
>and somehow, pony magic made it happen
>she's been pregnant with your child for about 7months now
>you know that he's coming soon. She is.
>it's a girl. your own little baby girl, growing inside the tummy of your loving wife.
>you still haven't found a name for her
>you want to discuss it with your wife, but everytime you bring it up, she dismisses it adding a quick 'you'll see'
>then one day, you understand
>you wake up, and you know her name. the name of your little girl
>you turn to look at your wife, she just woke up too, at the same time as you
>and her anxious look tells you that she woke up for the same reason
>you can't believe it
>it can't be happening
>what the fuck is this shit
>her hoof on your hand stops you from freaking out
>'I-It'll be okay dear, I'm sure--'
"What the fuck?! Our daughter's name is going to be Gaping Fuckhole?!"
>then you got jailed for sending three hundred seventy-three threat letters written in blood to the princess