"Tiny Yandere Neanderpony Short; Anon x Twilight/Applejack"
By AtOctothorpeBang (https://pastebin.com/u/AtOctothorpeBang)

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Created on: Tuesday 17th of March 2020 04:19:35 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 06:04:19 AM UTC


It'd be great if the tiny ponies were dumber or at least talked using simpler vocabulary and sentence structure, caveman style.

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>"Twilight want cuddle!"
>"Alright Twi hold on a second, let me finish buying these apples and we can go home an--"
>"No! Cuddle now!"
>You let out a long sigh before bending over and scooping her up with your right arm, carrying her like a baby.
>Twilight coos and nuzzles her face into you, letting out a small "mmm... cuddles"
>Applejack, the mare selling you the things these ponies call apples but people would call berries, frowns when she sees this display.
>She huffs and snorts once, pawing at the ground.
>"Apples cuddles!"
>"...what?"
>"Cuddles apples!"
>You stare in bewilderment at the tiny crazy thing.
>She stares back, eyes gleaming in premonition of tears.
>She takes the bits you gave her out of the register and shoves them across the counter, and then pulls the basket of apple-berries from your side to hers.
>"...uh... I don't..."
>It'd be a good idea to cut your losses before this gets out of hand.
>You give a wave with your free hand and turn to leave, bidding farewell.
>"No!"
>Applejack leaps up on the counter and stands on her hind hooves, raising her forelegs into uppsies position.
>"Applejack want cuddles! Cuddles for apples! Cuddles Apples!"
>Ohhh.
>You start to laugh, quickly suppressing it when you see that she's almost crying.
>Aww, this poor pitiful thing.
>You lean down to wrap an arm around her, but then a purple leg darts as fast as lighting and bonks AJ on the noggin.
>It makes that hollow coconut sound.
>"Applejack dumb, and //NOT// for Anon cuddles!"
>What the fuck is going on.
>Twilight gives you a small kiss on the manboob and speaks in a smug, haughty kind of a voice, looking down at AJ.
>Both literally and figuratively.
>"Actually, Anon for Twilight. Anon and Twilight, /married/ even. Prince and Princess."
>You've never seen a thing look so satisfied and condescending as Twilight when she said the prince and princess bit.
>She plants another kiss on your manboob before your mind comprehends her claims.
>What in the entire world! Married?? You're nothing of the sort!
>Applejack becomes immediately furious at Twilight's marriage claim and starts bucking at the air behind her.
>"No marry! No marry! No Twilight! Anon appledaddy! Appledaddy an' AppleMommy! Applejack have Anon applebabies!!"
>Before you can say anything to calm Applejack, you lose your balance.
>Twilight levitates you off of the ground.
>In response, Applejack leaps off the counter to jump onto you, but Twilight raises you just out of her reach.
>Applejack neighs in fury as her hooves just barely can't grip you, and then she hits the floor, tumbling into a nearby cart.
>Twilight blows a loud long raspberry.
>Applejack begins to collect herself, recovering from both the dizziness of rolling and another head bonk.
>Twilight sees this and the confidence drains from her face.
>Maybe she didn't think AJ would be able to recover so speedily.
>She starts hovering you and her in the direction of the treebrary.
>It's not quite as impressive as it sounds, you're moving at the speed of a slow walk, just 3 feet above the ground.
>Applejack whinnies and rears, she's really serious about this.
>She catches up in a jiffy, of course.
>AJ moves into leaping position, lowering her front and wiggling her behind.
>She leaps, high enough to catch you.
>Twilight just raises you out of reach again.
>The only difference is that this time, Applejack lands on her hooves and tries again.
>Each time she leaps Twilight just raises you just out of reach, then lowers you back down.
>Your idly wonder for a moment about how apparently ponies can use magic to lift themselves.
>What's the difference between that and flying?
>What a stupid universe.

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