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Created on: Tuesday 25th of June 2013 03:46:43 AM CDT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You both like slashmlp.

You: Hi, I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash, how are you?

Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Stranger: I'm fine

You: What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

You: What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

Stranger: 1 sec

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Stranger: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

You: What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You: ...

Stranger: warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You: I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Stranger: Was zum Teufel hast du gerade bumsen über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lasse Sie wissen, absolvierte ich oben auf meiner Klasse in den Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Qaida beteiligt war, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse. Ich interessiere mich für Gorilla Warfare trainiert und ich bin der Top-Scharfschützen in den gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, sondern nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Sie wischen the fuck out mit Präzision die gerne von denen nie zuvor auf dieser Erde zu sehen, markieren Sie meinen verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst mit diesen Scheiß sagen, mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, Wichser. Während wir hier sprechen Ich wende mich an meine geheime Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und deine IP wird jetzt, so dass Sie für den Sturm, Maden besser vorbereiten zurückzuführen. Der Sturm, der löscht die armselige kleine Sache, die Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Junge. Ich kann überall, jederzeit, und ich kann Ihnen in über 700 Arten zu töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal des United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang benutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents, du kleiner Scheißer zu wischen. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was deine kleine unheilige Vergeltung “clever” Kommentar über zu stürzen auf euch haben war, vielleicht würden Sie Ihre verdammte Zunge gehalten haben. Aber man konnte nicht, hast du nicht, und jetzt bist du zahlen den Preis, ihr verfluchten Idioten. Ich will Scheiße Wut alle über euch und ihr werdet darin ertrinken. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Kleiner.

Stranger: What in tarnation did you just say about me hombre? I’ll have you reckon I learn’t me real good in the old west, and I’ve been on more prairies hogtyin me heathens than you know bout buddy. I done wrastled me up 300 scoundrels, and I know how to use this here 6 shooter everwhich way! Im sheriff in these here parts, Consarnit! You ain’t nothin to me but another dagnum yellabelly. I’ll clean your clock rightfast, and you won’t reckon what hit ya, now you listen good, you think you can come round here and tell me whatfer? Well you better think again damn it, right as we speak my possie is closing in, tracking your there computer all across this here frontier. And you better git while the gittins good. Yesir, you better amscre compdre, fore were forced ta get mean, or you’ll be six feet under by sunup. Yesir now we can duel like gentlemen or I can use ol’betsy here to shoot the smile right off yer face 6 ,9 to 1 ways from sunday. Not only do I have with me here these pistols but being law and order round here i got me a whole heep o’ guns and I’ll use em if need be. I think if you only knew what snakes you were winding up, youda came wearing gloves partner. But ya could’t, ya didn’t and now mister, you’re gonna pay the price dag-gumit, It’s gona be raining bullets like cats and dogs all over here in a minute. You’re a goner partner.
You: What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

Stranger: Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don’t think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don’t have any friends. It really isn’t the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn’t that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you’re just not the 4chan type. Sure, there’s a wide variety of people that browse here, but you’re far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn’t the case). Even if it were true that you’re an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a “secret network of spies across the USA”. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn’t even make sense. If you’re gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than “IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR”. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn’t know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty’s over. Best of luck with that… kiddo.
Stranger: What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

Stranger: OI! Da ‘ell you say about me, you lit’l grot? I’ll ave you know I’m da best shoota in all of da klan, and I’ve been on lotsa sneaky mishons on da umie planets, and I gotz ovas 300 skullz. I fight like a sneaky git, I do, and I’m da best at killin far away da the entire WAAAAAAGHHH . Yous nothing to me but just another squig ‘erda . I’s smash da you to pieces wiff precishion da likes of which as neva been seen before on dis rock, mark my fu¬cking words. You fink you can get away wiff muckin about, saying that grot to me over da Internet? Fink again, umie. Right now, as we muckin about, I’m callin da all sneaky boyz across the planet and your IP is bein traced right proper now! So you’d betta prepare for da WAAAAAAGH, you git. DA storm that stomps out da paffetic lit’l fing you call ya life. Yous fu¬cking dead, umie. I’s can be anywhere, anytime, and I’s can kill you in a whole buncha ways, and dats just with me bare mits. Not only am I real good in rippin and tearin up umies, but I’s got access to da entire shooty pile of the ork WAAAAAGH and I’s use all da dakka ta stomp out yer miserable mug off da face of the wurld, you little grot. If only you could ave known wot waz comin afta yous little “smart” talk waz about ta git cha, maybe yous woulda ave ‘eld your bloody mouff. But you can’t, and now youa paying da teef, you godd¬amn git. I will stomp all ova yous and yous gonna die good. Yous gonna be ended, grotling.
You: What in the name of Odin did you just say about me, you little peasant? I'll have you know I am the finest with an ax in all of the north, and I've been involved in numerous hit and run raids on monasteries, and I've killed over 300 peasants. I am trained in all types of warfare and I'm the top swordsman in all of the Norse lands. You are nothing to me but just another source of loot. I will destroy you with swordsmanship the likes of which has never been seen before in all of Yggdrasil, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me using a messenger raven? Think again, peasant. As we speak I am assembling my army of Viking warriors and we're sailing for your village right now, so you better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, peasant. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my ax and sword. Not only am I extensively trained in hand to hand combat, but I have access to an entire Viking army and I will use it to its full extent to send your miserable ass to Helheim, you little shit. If you could only have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godsdamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you'll drown in it. You're fucking dead, peasant.

You: What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little f2p? I’ll have you know I've won over 500 payload maps, and I’ve been involved in numerous Highlanders, and I have over 50 confirmed Genuine First Place Highlander Tournament medals. I am trained in advanced Scout mindgames and I am credit to team. You are nothing to me but just another Ghastly Gibus-toting f2p. I will wipe you the fuck out with Strange Festive Scattergun precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my fucking Genuine First Place Highlander Tournament medals. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the chatbox? Think again, f2p fucker. As we type I am contacting my secret network of BLU Spies across the pl_waste and you are being keylogged right now so you better prepare for the hacking, you Pyrovision Goggle-toting bitch. The hacking that wipes out the pathetic untradeable items you call a backpack. You’re fucking Level 9001 Vintage Ban Hammered, f2p. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Level 42 Strange Festive Holy Mackerel. Not only am I extensively trained in advanced Scout mindgames, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Valve quality weaponry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your f2p ass off the face of the game, you little noob. If only you could have known what premium account retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price you wouldn't be able to trade for anyways, you goddamn f2p. I will shit Fish Kills all over you and you will be humiliated in it. You’re fucking dead, noob.

Stranger: What the Marklar did you just fucking say about Marklar, you little Marklar? I’ll have you know Marklar graduated top of my class in the Navy Marklars, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Marklar , and I have over 300 confirmed Marklars. I am trained in Marklar warfare and I’m the top Marklar in the entire Marklar armed Marklars. You are nothing to Marklar but just another Marklar. Marklar will Marklar you the fuck out with Marklar the likes of which has never been Marklar before on this Marklar, mark my Marklar words. You think you can get away with saying that Marklar to me over the Marklar? Think again, Marklar. As we speak I am contacting my Marklar network of Marklar across the Marklar and your Marklar is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Marklar, Marklar. The Marklar that wipes out the pathetic little Marklar you call your Marklar. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar. Marklar can be Marklar, Marklar, and Marklar can Marklar you in over Marklar hundred ways, and that’s just with my Marklar. Not only am I extensively trained in Marklar combat, but I have access to the entire Marklar of the Marklar States Marklar Corps and Marklar will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Marklar off the face of the Marklar, you little Marklar. If only Marklar could have known what unholy Marklar your little “Marklar” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Marklar. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Marklar, you goddamn Marklar. I will Marklar fury all over you and you will Marklar in it. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar.

You: are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

Stranger: Seiko nani ga anata wa watashi dake ni tsuite iu kusodeshitaga, anata wa hotondo mesu? Watashi wa watashi ga kaigun shiru de watashi no kurasu no sento o sotsugyo shi shitte iru, to watashi wa Aru· Quaeda-jo de tasu no himitsu no shugeki ni kan’yo shite kimashitaga arudeshou, to watashi wa 300 ijo no kakunin kiru o motte imasu. Watashi wa gorira senso no kunren o uketa to watashi wa, zentai no beigun toppu no sunaipa dashite imasu. Anata wa watashi ni nani mo mohitotsu no tagetto wa arimasen. Watashi wa seimitsude anata ni kono chikyu-jo de mae ni mita koto ga nai, sonochi suki ni seiko o isso shi, watashi no kuso no kotoba o maku shimasu. Anata ga intanetto o kaishite watashi ni tawagoto o itte nigeru koto ga dekiru to omoimasu ka? , Futatabi yaroda to omoimasu. Anata ga yoi arashi, ujimushi junbi dekiru yo ni wareware ga hanasu yo ni watashi wa Amerika to IP-kan no supai no watashinohimitsu no nettowaku ni sesshoku shite imasuga ima wa toresu sa rete iru. Sono arashi wa, anata no jinsei to yobu awarena chisana mono o shokyo shimasu. Anata wa shinde, kodomo o kusoda. Watashi wa itsu demo, doko demo kamaimasen, watashi wa hyaku 7 ijo no hoho de anata o korosu koto ga deki, sore wa chodo watashi no sude deda. Dakedenaku, watashi wa kohan’i ni hi buso no sento no kunren o uketaga, watashi wa Beikoku kaihei-tai no zentai no heiki e no akusesu-ken o motte iruto watashi wa tairiku, anata sukoshi tawagoto no kao o hanarete anata no hisan’na o shiri o fuku tame ni, sono saidaigen ni sore o shiyo shimasu. Anata wa sukoshi" kashikoi" komento ga anata ni daun sa seru teidodeatta ka tondemonai hofuku shira rete iru koto ga dekiru yuiitsu no ?? baai wa, tabun anata wa anata no kuso shita o kaisai shite imashita. Shikashi, anata wa, anata wa shimasendeshitaga dekimasendeshita, soshite ima anata wa, anata inakamono no hakujin yaro baka kakaku o haratte iru. Watashi wa anata ijo no tawagoto okorimasushi, sore ni oboremasu. Anata wa, kimi ga shinda kusoda.

Stranger: Wat de fok het jy net fokken sê oor my, jou klein teef? Ek sal moet jy weet ek gegradueer top van my klas in die Navy Seals, en ek is betrokke by verskeie geheime aanvalle op Al-Quaeda, en ek het meer as 300 bevestig prooi reeds dood is. Ek is opgelei in gorilla warfare en ek is die top sniper in die hele Amerikaanse gewapende magte. Jy is niks vir my nie maar net nog ‘n teiken. Ek sal meebring dat die fok met presisie die hou van wat nog nooit voorheen op hierdie aarde gesien, let op my fokken woorde. Jy dink jy kan wegkom met gesê dat kak vir my oor die internet? Dink weer, fokker. Soos ons praat ek kontak met my geheime netwerk van spioene in die VSA en jou IP word nou opgespoor, sodat jy ’n beter voor te berei vir die storm, luim. Die storm wat vee uit die patetiese ding wat jy noem jou lewe. Jy fokken dood nie, kind. Ek kan enige plek, enige tyd, en ek kan jou doodmaak in meer as 700 maniere, en dit is net met my kaal hande. Nie net is ek op groot skaal in ongewapende gevegte opgelei nie, maar ek het toegang tot die hele arsenaal van die Verenigde State Marine Corps en ek sal dit gebruik om sy volle omvang jou misrabele gat af te vee die aangesig van die vasteland, jou klein kak. As jy net kon geweet het wat onheilig vergelding jou bietjie “slim” kommentaar was omtrent op julle af te bring, miskien sou jy gehou het jou fokken taal. Maar jy kan nie, jy het nie, en nou het jy die prys betaal, jy goddamn idioot. Ek sal kak grimmigheid oor julle, en jy sal verdrink in. Jy’s fokken dood, kiddo.

You: ?????????????? fuck ???? fucking ??????????????????????, ???? bitch ???????????. ???????????????????????????????????????????? John, ????????????? woke ???? 5:30 ???????????????????????????? pussy ???. ???????????????? blowjob ?????? bitches (Shit ???????????????????), ?????????????????????? humongous 3 pound ??????????????????????????????????????????????? choking halfway 18 ???????????????? 3 \ ???? 8 dick. ????????????????? squirt ???, ?????? convulsing ????? 6 orgasms ???????????????????. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? squirting ?? fountains motherfucking ???. ?????????????????? quart ????????????????????????????????. ????????????????????? orgasm ???????, ??????????????????????????????? 35. ??????????????? camps ????????????????????????, flipped ??? barracks ??????????????????????? 14 valet ????????????? parked 2012 Ferraris (???????????????? connexions). Pushed shit ?????????????????? 4 hundo (mph, ??????) ?????????????????? camps ?????????????????????. ??????????????????????????, ????????????????? sniper ???????????????????????????????????????????????? USMC ???. ?????????????????????????????????????????? 700 ????????????????????????????????????????????????? squad ???????? 300 terrorists ?????????????????????? gorilla. ??????????????????? 6000-Ups, 8000 ????????? Ups ??? bench, ????????? 30 ?????? 16 ????. ??????????????????????????????, ?????????????????????????????? spies ????????????????????????????????????? IP ???????, ????????????????? sushi ????????????????????? 15,000 $ champagne ????. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Captain ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????. ??????????, ??????? jacking ???????????????????????? naked ?????????????????. ????????????? Lambo ????? barracks ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? pretty ??????????????????????. ????? stranger ??????, ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????.

Stranger: C’est quoi ce bordel que tu viens de dire putain de moi, vous petite chienne? Je vais devoir vous le savez j’ai obtenu mon diplôme en haut de ma classe dans les Navy Seals, et j’ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Qaïda, et je n’ai plus de 300 victoires confirmées. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le tireur d’élite dans l’ensemble des forces armées américaines. Tu n’es rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais essuyer vous la baise avec précision les goûts de ce qui n’a jamais été vu avant sur ??cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez s’en tirer en disant que merde pour moi sur Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons, je suis avec mon réseau secret d’espions à travers les Etats-Unis et votre adresse IP est tracée dès maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, la mouche. La tempête qui efface la chose minable que vous appelez votre vie. Vous putain mort, gamin. Je peux être n’importe où, n’importe quand, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cents façons, et c’est seulement avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis une formation poussée dans le combat à mains nues, mais j’ai accès à tout l’arsenal de l’United States Marine Corps et je vais l’utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer ton cul misérable de la surface du continent, vous petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez savoir ce impie rétribution votre petit “intelligent” commentaire était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être que vous auriez tenu votre langue putain. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous n’avez pas, et maintenant que vous payez le prix, idiot foutu. Je vais fureur merde partout sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Vous putain morte, mon petit.

Stranger: I like you anon

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You: You're pretty cool too.

Stranger: I got to go now

Stranger: Have a nice day m8

You: Alright then, you too man.

Stranger has disconnected.