"Kisses & Vomit"
By Anonymous

URL: https://pastebin.com/wAgRix2Z
Created on: Friday 26th of July 2013 04:39:31 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 08:05:23 PM UTC


[03:17] == Flip [webchat@c-76-24-130-64.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonInn
[03:17]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] pokes her head out of the kitchen.
[03:17] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "?"
[03:17] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Oh hey Mary!"
[03:17]  * Rolling_point scans the room, bottle surrepticiously liftedto lips. a swallow, and a whispered sigh of releif slightly relaxes his aggressive stance...
[03:17] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "You saw me and shied away. you ok?"
[03:18] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
[03:18]  * Flip enters the inn
[03:18] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Just... scared of slendercat."
[03:18]  * Ikea is sleeping on the bartop, a couple of shots poured in front of him
[03:18] <Arrant> [I'm going to bed, night all]
[03:18] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "Oh my bad."
[03:18] <Rolling_point> [night]
[03:19] <Arrant> [Night Melody-chan~!]
[03:19]  * Flip stands there awkwardly
[03:19]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] exits the kitchen the rest of the way.
[03:19] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "You look really cute in your bunny suit."
[03:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Th-Thanks..."
[03:20] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to notice Flip...
[03:20] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[03:20] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"
[03:20] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[03:20] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Hey Flip!"
[03:20] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> !roll d20 notice of the Flip
[03:20] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[03:20]  * Rolling_point ralaxes a bit further, soft crooning sounds ascaping his lips...
[03:20]  * Flip smiles. "Hello hot pot. Why are you in  bunny suit?"
[03:20] <Rolling_point> escaping*
[03:20]  * Mary_ONette[ScarCat] doen't notice "huh?"
[03:21]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] turns Mary's head towards Flip.
[03:21] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "Oh hey Flip."
[03:21] <Flip> "Hello Mary. Haven't talked to you in a couple of days. What's up?"
[03:22]  * Flip takes a seat at the bar
[03:22] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "The usual."
[03:22]  * Rolling_point nods shakily. "a threat begets entrance into our domain... and the gaurdian answers, faithfully..."
[03:22] <Flip> "The usual?"
[03:23] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "you know. Drama, adventures, work, ruckus at the Inn."
[03:23] <Flip> "Sounds interesting."
[03:23]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] walks over to sit next to Flip.
[03:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to not be sexy by accident.
[03:24] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[03:24] <Flip> !roll d20 Not be aroused by suit
[03:24] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[03:24] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> [hue]
[03:24] <Flip> "What's with the get-up?"
[03:24] <Rolling_point> [so many fails]
[03:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Bunnysuits are sexy]
[03:24]  * Mary_ONette[ScarCat] sits on the other side of Flip
[03:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Well..."
[03:25] <Flip> "Long story?"
[03:25] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> [now you have a cat and a bunny to deal]
[03:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 for semi-bullshit answer
[03:25] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[03:25] <Rolling_point> [it's not cute, but there's a deranged dog on a table too]
[03:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "They're, um, optional uniform for the inn!"
[03:26] <Flip> !roll d20 (x) doubt
[03:26] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[03:26] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "It's true."
[03:26] <Flip> !roll d20 Doubt a second time
[03:26] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[03:26] <Flip> "Right.Looks cute on you, hon."
[03:26] == Mary_ONette[ScarCat] has changed nick to Mary_ONette[CatSuit]
[03:26] <Flip> [Now THATS sexy]
[03:27]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] feels bad.
[03:27] <Flip> !roll d20 Notice the bad feels
[03:27] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[03:27] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to hide her feelings.
[03:27] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[03:28]  * Rolling_point looks at the ongoing conversation. bottle eclipsing lips, he slides to a prone position on the table-top.
[03:28] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "It is optional"
[03:28] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to notice Rolling...
[03:28] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[03:28] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d1+-1 for fucks given
[03:28] <GameServ> (1) + -1 == 0
[03:29] <Rolling_point> [you know the fucks just aren't there HP]
[03:29] <Rolling_point> [why even roll]
[03:30] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You don't believe us do you Flip?"
[03:30] == Lazuli_Lapis [webchat@75.28.104.108] has joined #FourCannonInn
[03:30] <Flip> "Who's the acting barkeep right now?"
[03:30] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Looks like I am."
[03:31] == Nova_Flux|FNV [~Hivemind@adsl-70-238-126-111.dsl.elpstx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #FourCannonInn
[03:31] <Nova_Flux|FNV> [lurkin]
[03:31] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I guess I could cook..."
[03:31] <Flip> "Could I have a drink? Something strong?"
[03:31] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Ok. I shall make my mix."
[03:32]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] goes to make her mix
[03:32]  * Flip yawns and lays her head on the bar
[03:32]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] hangs her head low, and slowly enters the kitchen...
[03:32] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Hopefully it's not too strong"
[03:32] == GingerAle_Sleep [~chatzilla@98.159.24.241] has joined #FourCannonInn
[03:32] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 Mary's brew
[03:32] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[03:33]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] makes the brew but not how she usually makes it "Here ya go I'm gonna go check on HP"
[03:33]  * Rolling_point settles down into the tabletop, limbs relaxing, comfort established tentatively. behind the eyes a whorl of kaleidescopic activity engages.
[03:33] <Flip> "Thank you."
[03:34] <Rolling_point> [bbl]
[03:34] <Flip> !roll d20-5 Alcohol tolerance
[03:34] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[03:34]  * Flip takes a sip and coughs
[03:34]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] enters the kitchen "HP you okay?"
[03:34] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[03:34] <Flip> "Never did have much of the sauce back on earth..."
[03:34] == Lucyne_trying_to_sleep has changed nick to Lucyne_waiting_for_meds
[03:35]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] makes a comforting smile "Why so silent?"
[03:35] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to vocalize...
[03:35] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[03:36]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] looks to Mary. "..."
[03:36]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] has no emotion in her face.
[03:36]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] keeps the smile going
[03:37] <Flip> !roll d20 Resist the urge to eavesdrop
[03:37] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[03:37]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] looks away.
[03:37]  * Flip takes another sip of her drink and coughs again
[03:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 makes salad.
[03:37] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[03:38]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] makes a salad in all seriousness.
[03:38]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] walks closer to HP and sighs "I know when you're upset HP."
[03:38] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to vocalize...
[03:38] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[03:38] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [kek is just cruel]
[03:39]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] walks out of the kitchen with her salad. "..."
[03:39] <Flip> "What's got you so down, rabbit?"
[03:39] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to vocalize...
[03:39] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[03:40]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] thinks about the last time this happened and walks out to the bar
[03:40] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "*I'm a failure...*"
[03:40] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to eat...
[03:40] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[03:40] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "No you're not."
[03:40]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] begins slowly eating her salad.
[03:40]  * Flip take another drink. "Join the club. Care to elaborate?"
[03:40] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You're no failure."
[03:41]  * Rolling_point eyes the rabbit, salad rapidly disapearing. "good bunny..."
[03:41]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] pauses for a sec. "I've gotten worse at the one thing that makes me special..."
[03:41] <Flip> "What's that?"
[03:41] == SunShower has changed nick to SunShower|Sleepy
[03:41] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Starlight's getting better at cooking than me..."
[03:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Then you step it up."
[03:42] <Flip> "Have you talked to her about it?"
[03:42] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Kek won't let me step it up..."
[03:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You're not aloud to give up."
[03:42]  * Rolling_point slithers off the table with a slight crash.
[03:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Show kek what for."
[03:43] <Flip> "Is kek Starlights nickname?"
[03:43] <Rolling_point> !roll d20 to sneeak HP
[03:43] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[03:43] <Flip> !roll d20-2 notice
[03:43] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[03:43] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 notice Rolling
[03:43] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[03:43]  * Flip is too buzzed to notice
[03:43] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to give a flying fuck.
[03:43] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[03:43] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Rolling what are you doing?"
[03:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] doesn't care.
[03:44] <Rolling_point> *a disconcerting whisper makes its way to HP's ear. "want somepointers?"
[03:44] == Fine_Grind_done [webchat@ip174-76-119-200.mc.at.cox.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]
[03:44] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"
[03:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] bursts into tears...
[03:44] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "God dammit...."
[03:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] runs back into the kitchen...
[03:44]  * Flip blinks. "What jus' happened?"
[03:45]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] follows behind "HP wait"
[03:45] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I'M GOING TO COOK, EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!"
[03:45] <Flip> "hoh boy.:
[03:45] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to cook something edible.
[03:45] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[03:45]  * Rolling_point looks up from his prone position. "well, fuck. i just figured i could help." he takes a slug from his misappropriated scotch bottle.
[03:46] <Flip> "Don't we all..."
[03:46]  * Flip downs the rest of her drink and has a coughing fit.
[03:47]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] exits the kitchen, tears in her eyes, carrying a pot of spaghetti.
[03:47]  * Lazuli_Lapis walks in and takes a seat at the bar, resting her head on her hoof*
[03:47]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] places the pot onto the bar counter.
[03:47] <Flip> !roll d20-2 Notic stranger
[03:47] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[03:47] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I... can fucking... COOK!"
[03:47]  * Rolling_point squiggles over, wings and shoulders providing forward locomotion as he makes his way to HP.
[03:48]  * Ikea is still sleeping on the bartop, a couple of shots poured in front of him
[03:48]  * Flip looks over at the newcomer. "Hey there stranger. Who're you?"
[03:48]  * Flip nicks a shot from Ikea
[03:48]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] crouches behind the bar, crying to herself...
[03:48]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] sighs "oh hp I'm starting to worry"
[03:48] <Rolling_point> "you're backwards..." Rolling mutters as he looks up from the floor to HP.
[03:49]  * Lazuli_Lapis looks over to him, clearly sleepy. "I'm Lazuli.. and who're you?"
[03:49]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] sits with HP to comfort her "You're usually cheerful"
[03:50]  * Flip downs the shot. "I'm Flip. Pleased to meet you stranger."
[03:50] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I tried not being so... stupid today; I STILL had a near-death experience..."
[03:50] <Flip> "You new here?"
[03:51] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Can't live a day without one."
[03:51]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] hugs HP "
[03:51] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Yes, I am. Pleased to meet you too, Flip."
[03:51] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to feel a little better.
[03:51] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[03:52] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Just let it all out.."
[03:52] <Flip> "Likewise." *takes another shot*
[03:52] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "The oven set me on fire..."
[03:52] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to order an alcoholic beverage.
[03:52] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[03:52] <Rolling_point> "hullo sixarms... Hot Pot, i don't like cooking. i did it for a long time... but, i can help you if you want... sorry, i like scotch too musch tonight..."
[03:52] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to feel very, very bad.
[03:52] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[03:53]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is crying s'more.
[03:53] <Rolling_point> [you fail at feeling bad! cheer up!]
[03:53] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "FUCK OFF, ROLLING!"
[03:53] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "FFFFFFFFFFUCK. OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..."
[03:53]  * Lazuli_Lapis looks over to the barkeep. "Can I have a water, miss?"
[03:53] <Flip> "Hey give the lady some space, man"
[03:54] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Just let it all out HP...."
[03:55]  * Rolling_point shrugs. " you know... i think that's it. bye HP. i don't think we'll be talking again." Rolling turns over, carefully getting to his hooves, and makes his way out of the inn.
[03:55] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> *Virus lands in front of Lazu with water* "Virus: your water miss."
[03:56] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Thanks."
[03:56] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> *Virus jumps away to Mary*
[03:56] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to cool the fuck down.
[03:56] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[03:57] == Nova_Flux|FNV [~Hivemind@adsl-70-238-126-111.dsl.elpstx.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 380 seconds]
[03:57] == Aoyin [~IceChat77@d199-74-234-101.nap.wideopenwest.com] has quit [Quit: Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!]
[03:57]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] hugging HP to calm her down
[03:58] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to calm down...
[03:58] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[03:58] <Flip> [You are the zen master]
[03:58]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] stops her crying.
[03:58] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You ok?"
[03:58] <Rolling_point> [well, not like you liked my char anyway, but i think that's around the last time he's going to acknowledge your existence HP. or he might be too drunk to remember your shit, but meh]
[04:00] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I-I think so..."
[04:00] == Lucyne_waiting_for_meds has changed nick to Lucyne_meds_acquired
[04:00]  * Flip looks down at Hot and mary and has another drink
[04:00]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] wipes away the tears, and gets up from behind the bar.
[04:00] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to join in the conversation.
[04:00] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[04:00] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "H-Hey everyone!"
[04:00] <Flip> "Feeling better, hon?"
[04:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I feel a little better."
[04:01]  * Flip smiles. "Good to hear that."
[04:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "No thanks to Rolling."
[04:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "He sure knows how to make me feel bad."
[04:01] <Flip> "His intentions were good, I'm sure. I think."
[04:02]  * Lazuli_Lapis rests her head on the table, more or less falling asleep.
[04:02]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] stands up and smiles
[04:02] <Rolling_point> [well alrighty then]
[04:02] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Yeh..."
[04:02]  * Flip hugs HP
[04:03] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Now, I feel like I was being a jerk..."
[04:03] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I'm so full of shit..."
[04:03] <Flip> "You'll be fine, darling."
[04:04] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...."
[04:04] == Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net]
[04:04] ==  realname : http://www.esper.net/
[04:04] ==  channels : #FourCannonInn
[04:04] ==  server   : webchat.esper.net [http://webchat.esper.net/ (Dallas, TX, USA)]
[04:04] ==  idle     : 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 49 seconds [connected: Fri Jul 26 02:33:34 2013]
[04:04] == End of WHOIS
[04:04] == Mary_ONette[CatSuit] [webchat@c-75-69-215-212.hsd1.nh.comcast.net]
[04:04] ==  realname : http://www.esper.net/
[04:04] ==  channels : #FourCannonInn
[04:04] ==  server   : webchat.esper.net [http://webchat.esper.net/ (Dallas, TX, USA)]
[04:04] ==  idle     : 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 17 seconds [connected: Thu Jul 25 11:48:52 2013]
[04:04] == End of WHOIS
[04:04] == Rolling_point [webchat@d246055.tidewater.net]
[04:04] ==  realname : http://www.esper.net/
[04:04] ==  channels : #FourCannonInn #Fourcannon
[04:04] ==  server   : webchat.esper.net [http://webchat.esper.net/ (Dallas, TX, USA)]
[04:04] ==  idle     : 0 days 0 hours 1 minutes 9 seconds [connected: Fri Jul 26 02:03:38 2013]
[04:04] == End of WHOIS
[04:05]  * Flip sits down at the bar and gazes into nothingness
[04:05] == GingerAle_Sleep [~chatzilla@98.159.24.241] has quit [Ping timeout: 186 seconds]
[04:05] <Flip> "Is this what I am here? A simple barfly?"
[04:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[04:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Damn..."
[04:06] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "?"
[04:06] == Booze_Hound [webchat@ip70-171-231-166.tc.ph.cox.net] has joined #FourCannonInn
[04:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I wish I could just apologize to Rolling for being so full of shit."
[04:07]  * Booze_Hound walks in and sits at the bar
[04:07] <Flip> "Howdy, Boozeman"
[04:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to notice Booze.
[04:07] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[04:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"
[04:07] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Hey Booze"
[04:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Hey Booze."
[04:07] <Booze_Hound> "hey ladies"
[04:07] <Flip> "I was just getting smashed because that's all I can do here in Fourcannon."
[04:08] <Booze_Hound> "heyyyyy good to see you flip"
[04:08]  * Ikea is still sleeping on the bartop, a couple of shots poured in front of him
[04:09] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "So, Booze..."
[04:09]  * Flip nicks another shot from Ikea and downs it
[04:09] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "How's it on the other side of the bar?"
[04:09] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "?"
[04:09] <Booze_Hound> "it feels like an alien world"
[04:09] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "What happened while I was gone?"
[04:10]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] giggles to herself...
[04:10] <Booze_Hound> "no idea, i just walked in"
[04:10] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "~Need anything to drink?~"
[04:10] <Booze_Hound> "im good for now"
[04:10] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Okay."
[04:11]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] grabs a can of Dr. Hay.
[04:11] <Booze_Hound> "so how is your night going?"
[04:11]  * Flip frowns. "It's a dayum shame the mining expid...expidit...expdition was cancelled..."
[04:11] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20+-5 to open with hooves...
[04:11] <GameServ> (20) + -5 == 15
[04:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [NOW Kek gives me a good roll!]
[04:12] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [yep]
[04:12] <Booze_Hound> "wow you are getting pretty good at that"
[04:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [LEVEL UP CAN-OPENING SKILL!]
[04:13] <Flip> "At thish rate, I'm never going to get iron for that sword..."
[04:13]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] takes a victory sip.
[04:13] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 six arm meditation
[04:13] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[04:13] <Booze_Hound> "it's ok flip you'll get it soon enough"
[04:13] <Booze_Hound> "but ya we all need iron for our own projects"
[04:13]  * Flip looks hopeful. "Are there any plans to clear out the mine?"
[04:14] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Maybe, with all these cans I'm drinking from, I could make an aluminum sword..."
[04:14] <Booze_Hound> "no idea but that won't stop me"
[04:14] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "I make my own weapons"
[04:14] <Booze_Hound> "weak, flimsy bends on first hit"
[04:14] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Heh..."
[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Aluminum..."
[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Such a funny word!"
[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Aluminum. Aluminum. Aluminuminum...."
[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Fuck."
[04:15] <Flip> "Well... Booze... Buddy... IF there IS an expidishun to clear it out, you gotta tell me"
[04:16] <Booze_Hound> "will do"
[04:16] <Flip> "Thanksh Booze."
[04:16]  * Flip takes another shot
[04:16]  * Flip wobbles
[04:17] <Flip> !roll d20 Stay concious
[04:17] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[04:17]  * Flip remains awake
[04:18] <Flip> "Sho what 'ave you been up to, Hound dog?"
[04:18] <Booze_Hound> "you know drinking, sleeping, looking for love in all the wrong places"
[04:19]  * Lazuli_Lapis wakes up, yawning and looking around a bit. "Uh... can I get a drink, please?"
[04:19] <Flip> "I believe thats your department, Boosh"
[04:19]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] takes another sip of her soda.
[04:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "?"
[04:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Someone wants a drink?"
[04:19] <Booze_Hound> "yep" *stretches* "what will it be?"
[04:20] <Flip> "I want another drink, if ya please..."
[04:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Yes, here. I...guess I'll have what he's having."
[04:20]  * Lazuli_Lapis points to Flip.
[04:20]  * Booze_Hound pours and serves two glasses of whiskey
[04:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to hop back to the customer side of the bar.
[04:21] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[04:21]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] hops over, but lands on her face.
[04:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d4
[04:21] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[04:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "OOF!"
[04:21] <Flip> "Ouch."
[04:21]  * Lazuli_Lapis nods to Booze, takign a long swig of whiskey.
[04:22]  * Flip also takes a swig
[04:22]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] HP[====---   ]
[04:22] <Booze_Hound> "walk it off HP"
[04:22] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You ok?"
[04:22] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I... I..."
[04:22] == Al_Dente has changed nick to Al_Away
[04:22] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to get up...
[04:22] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[04:23]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] gets up, dizzy.
[04:23] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 for tolerance of alcohol
[04:23] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[04:23] <Flip> !roll d20-3 stay conscious
[04:23] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[04:23] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I don't feel so well..."
[04:23]  * Flip tips and then falls over
[04:23]  * Flip has fainted! Use next pokemon?
[04:23] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You should go get some sleep HP."
[04:23]  * Boris_ slowly walks into the inn
[04:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [?Run Away]
[04:24]  * Boris_ dejectedly takes a seat at the bar
[04:24] <Booze_Hound> "he yboris"
[04:24]  * Lazuli_Lapis continues sipping wiskey, watching the trainwreck continue quietly.
[04:24] <Boris_> "Hi..."
[04:24]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] takes a seat at the bar....
[04:24] <Boris_> "Booze, can I get a bottle for the road"
[04:25]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] shrugs and looks at the floor thinking
[04:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Ladeedadeeladadadabumpitida..."
[04:25] == Flip [webchat@c-76-24-130-64.hsd1.ma.comcast.net]
[04:25] ==  realname : http://www.esper.net/
[04:25] ==  channels : #FourCannonInn #Fourcannon
[04:25] ==  server   : webchat.esper.net [http://webchat.esper.net/ (Dallas, TX, USA)]
[04:25] ==  idle     : 0 days 0 hours 2 minutes 10 seconds [connected: Fri Jul 26 03:16:53 2013]
[04:25] == End of WHOIS
[04:25] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "?"
[04:26] <Booze_Hound> "ya"
[04:26] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to stay up.
[04:26] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[04:26]  * Booze_Hound hands bottle
[04:26] <Flip> [how do I change nick?]
[04:26] <Boris_> "Thanks..."
[04:26] <Booze_Hound> [/nick]
[04:26]  * Boris_ gets up
[04:26] <Boris_> "Oh and Booze"
[04:26] <Flip> [did it work?]
[04:26]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] 's face falls to the counter.
[04:26] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to notice mary
[04:26] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[04:26] <Boris_> "Thank you for everything"
[04:27]  * Boris_ walsk back out
[04:27] == Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] has changed nick to Hot_Pot[KOBunny]
[04:27] <Booze_Hound> "no problem man"
[04:27] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Oh crap"
[04:27] <Booze_Hound> "dropping like flies tonight "
[04:27] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> "MMMmmmmm..."
[04:27] <Flip> [Nick change isnt working...]
[04:28]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] sighs and goes to get water for them
[04:28] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> [/nick NewNameHere]
[04:28] <Flip> [/nick Flip[KO]]
[04:28] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 six arm water wake up
[04:28] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[04:28] == Flip has changed nick to FlipKO
[04:29] == FlipKO has changed nick to Flip[KO]
[04:29] <Flip[KO]> [There we go]
[04:29] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> "..."
[04:29]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] the six arms pour water on the knocked out ponies
[04:29] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> !roll d20 to awake...
[04:29] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[04:30] <Booze_Hound> "so mary how many puppets can you control at once?"
[04:30] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "seven"
[04:30] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> "HHhhhhnnnnnnggg..."
[04:30] <Booze_Hound> "including the arms?"
[04:31] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "If I wake the arms six must shut down"
[04:31]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] helps hot pot wake up
[04:31] <Booze_Hound> "so each arm counts as a puppet then"
[04:32] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You can say that, but not really."
[04:32] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> !roll d20 to awake...
[04:32] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[04:32] == Hot_Pot[KOBunny] has changed nick to Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]
[04:33] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "well hello there sleepy head."
[04:33] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Errr..."
[04:33] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "...Why is it so cold in here...?"
[04:34] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "you fell and passed out and I poured water on you."
[04:34] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"
[04:35]  * Lazuli_Lapis finishes both bottles of wiskey, watching. "Maybe she should get some sleep...?"
[04:35] <Flip[KO]> [>tfw no one tries to wake you up]
[04:35] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Is my bunny suit okay, at least?"
[04:35] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [I poured water on you also]
[04:35] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wait your turn gosh rude]
[04:35] <Flip[KO]> [didn't see that]
[04:35] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Only your face got wet"
[04:35] <Flip[KO]> !roll d20 wake up
[04:35] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[04:35]  * Flip[KO] is out cold
[04:36] <Booze_Hound> [no one wants to wake background ponies]
[04:36] <Flip[KO]> [Ah'm not ah background ponies]
[04:36] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Oh..."
[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "That's good..."
[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to see the arms...
[04:37] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You seem to worry me a lot."
[04:37] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!"
[04:38] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "and then this..."
[04:38] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to flee to kitchen...
[04:38] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[04:38]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] puts the arms away
[04:38] <Booze_Hound> "it's always something with you"
[04:39]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] stumbles towards the kitchen, but falls over along the way...
[04:39] <Lazuli_Lapis> "I still stand behind the suggestion of putting her to bed...She's gonna get hurt..."
[04:39] <Flip[KO]> !roll d20 wake up
[04:39] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[04:39] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 catch HP
[04:39] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[04:39]  * Flip[KO] blinks
[04:39]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] fucking trips
[04:39] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 giddap
[04:39] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[04:39]  * Flip[KO] wakes up
[04:39] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to catch
[04:39] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[04:39]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] gets back up, and hides in the kitchen...
[04:40]  * Lazuli_Lapis notices Flip moving again. "Oh hey, Flip. You missed some stuff."
[04:40]  * Flip[KO] picks herself up
[04:40] <Flip[KO]> "What happened? How long was I out?"
[04:41]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] walks to the kitchen "here we go again"
[04:41] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to be hidden...
[04:41] == Boris_ [~kvirc@c-75-74-74-86.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/]
[04:41] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[04:41] == Flip[KO] has changed nick to Flip
[04:41]  * Booze_Hound sits at bar again
[04:41]  * Booze_Hound drinks whisky
[04:41] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Not much. One of them is shitfaced and/or mentally unwell and the other is chasing her."
[04:42]  * Flip blinks
[04:42] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Oh, and I'm not sure how long you were out. Not too long though."
[04:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Hot I know you're in here and I'll sit here until you come out of hiding" *sits down in the kitchen*
[04:42] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[04:42] <Flip> "Mary. What is she anyways? With the puppets and stuff.."
[04:42] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to avoid squeeking.
[04:42] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[04:43] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Like I'd know. I've been half asleep most of the time."
[04:43] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...sorry I scared you again..."
[04:43] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to find conveniently-placed carrot.
[04:43] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[04:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] tries eating a carrot to calm her nerves...
[04:44] <Flip> [The roll gods have taken a shining to you]
[04:44] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to calm down.
[04:44] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[04:44] <Lazuli_Lapis> [Dees roles]
[04:44] <Flip> !roll d20 sobriety level
[04:44] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[04:44]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] remains silent
[04:45] <Lazuli_Lapis> "So...I guess I can't get another drink until all...this..business..is over."
[04:45]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] pokes her head out of her hiding spot for a second, and conceals herself again.
[04:46] <Booze_Hound> "so did she see her shadow?"
[04:46]  * Flip bursts out laughing
[04:46] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 not to feel those feels of feeling bad
[04:46] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[04:46] == Al_Away [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Quit: Dont Mess, I Play for Keeps]
[04:46] <Lazuli_Lapis> "What, Flip?"
[04:46]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is starting to feel bad
[04:47] <Flip> "Booze made a joke. Didn't you hear?"
[04:47] <Flip> "He's the bartender. by the way, so if you want a drink ask him."
[04:47]  * Lazuli_Lapis processes the past 20 seconds in her head very slowly.
[04:47] <Booze_Hound> "no one listens to the voice of reason flip"
[04:48] <Flip> "Ain't that the truth..."
[04:48]  * Lazuli_Lapis eventually gets the joke and chuckles. "So...can I get another whiskey, Booze?
[04:48] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to hop to high ground.
[04:48] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[04:48] <Lazuli_Lapis> [I forgot the quotation marks ALL IS LOST]
[04:48] <Booze_Hound> "sure thing" *serves*
[04:49]  * Lazuli_Lapis sips at the wiskey, nodding to him.
[04:49]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] comes out and tries to hop to a high spot, but ends up hanging from the ledge.
[04:49]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] doesn't notice
[04:49] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to pull herself up...
[04:49] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[04:49]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still hanging there...
[04:50] <Lazuli_Lapis> [the roll Gods are having their revenge]
[04:50] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to pull-up
[04:50] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[04:50]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] falls back to the floor.
[04:50] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to land...
[04:50] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[04:50] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 six arm catch
[04:50] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[04:51]  * Flip hiccups
[04:51]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] stares into Mary's eyes with a blank look and sparkly eyes.
[04:51] <Flip> "Just kiss already you two"
[04:51]  * Flip hiccups again
[04:51]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is staring back
[04:51]  * Lazuli_Lapis quickly finishes the whiskey.
[04:51] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[04:52] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...."
[04:52] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[04:52] <Flip> "..."
[04:52] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."
[04:52] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 for levels of drunk.
[04:52] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[04:52] <Flip> [lel]
[04:52] <Lazuli_Lapis> [but why this]
[04:52] <Booze_Hound> "women being quiet? this is a first"
[04:53]  * Flip considers slapping Booze
[04:53]  * Flip decides against it
[04:53]  * Lazuli_Lapis KOs, dropping her head onto the table.
[04:53]  * Flip wants to, though
[04:53]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is still staring at HP eyes
[04:53]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] hasn't blinked yet.
[04:53] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blinking...
[04:53] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[04:53] <Booze_Hound> [now kiss]
[04:54]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blinks once.
[04:54] <Flip> [That's what I'm thinking
[04:54] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist blushing at the awkwardness
[04:54] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[04:54]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is chill
[04:55] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...."
[04:55] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 notice flip pissed level
[04:55] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[04:55]  * Booze_Hound doesn't care
[04:55] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blushing herself...
[04:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[04:55] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to wake up
[04:55] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[04:56]  * Lazuli_Lapis continues being unconcious, then.
[04:56] <Flip> "Hey Booze, a glass of water, please."
[04:56]  * Booze_Hound serves water
[04:56]  * Flip dumps it on Lapis
[04:56] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to wake up
[04:56] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[04:57]  * Lazuli_Lapis is STILL unconcious.
[04:57] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wow they really want me to shut up]
[04:57]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] continues staring...
[04:57] <Flip> "That's impressive."
[04:57] <Lazuli_Lapis> [pretty sure booze poisoned my wiskey]
[04:57]  * Flip shakes Lapis. "C'mon, wake up"
[04:57]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] blinks but stares as well "...."
[04:57] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 TO WAKE UP
[04:57] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[04:58]  * Lazuli_Lapis drools, blinking a bit. "Fuck...what happened..."
[04:59] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to move at all.
[04:59] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[04:59] <Flip> "You got recked, hun."
[04:59]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still staring...
[04:59] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[04:59] <Booze_Hound> [mfw i can poison the whole town in one night and kill everyone]
[04:59] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist blushing at the awkwardness
[04:59] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[04:59] <Lazuli_Lapis> "uhg... I don't feel well..."
[04:59] <Flip> [No you cant this inn isnt even canon]
[04:59] <Booze_Hound> >:)
[04:59]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] blushes
[04:59] <Booze_Hound> [evil smile]
[05:00] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to vomit.
[05:00] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[05:00] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blushing...
[05:00] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[05:00] == Able_Tome has changed nick to Able_Tome|AFK
[05:00]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits on the counter, shivering. "Uhhg...fuck, man...what the hell did you put in that drink..."
[05:00] <Flip> [Why did you have to roll for that lapis]
[05:00]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is one frozen mare...
[05:00] <Lazuli_Lapis> [because ENHUEHEUHRHEHEH]
[05:00]  * Flip backs away from the vomit
[05:01]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is blushing but continues to stare "..."
[05:01] <Flip> "He didn't put anything in the drink you're just a lightweight
[05:01] <Flip> "
[05:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blushing still...
[05:01] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[05:01] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to start cleaning
[05:01] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[05:01] <Lazuli_Lapis> "I...guess so."
[05:01]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blushes, but still stares.
[05:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:01]  * Flip peeks into the kitchen. "C'mon, kiss already."
[05:02] <Lazuli_Lapis> "So... what happened to crazy horse and the other oen..."
[05:02] <Flip> !roll d20 help Booze clean
[05:02] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[05:02]  * Flip doesn't bother
[05:02] <Lazuli_Lapis> [God hates you Booze.]
[05:02] <Booze_Hound> "you spread it all over"
[05:02] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to move at all.
[05:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:02]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is perfectly still...
[05:02] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to finish cleaning
[05:02] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[05:02] <Lazuli_Lapis> [WOW YOU GUYS this is getting silly]
[05:02] <Flip> [aw let em be]
[05:03]  * Lazuli_Lapis awkwardly scoots the chair away from the mess. "Uh..s-sorry.."
[05:03] <Flip> "He's seen worse, I'm sure."
[05:03] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 try to speak
[05:03] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[05:03] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to try cleaning
[05:03] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[05:04]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] while blushing "u..um...you..ok?"
[05:04] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to react...
[05:04] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[05:04]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blinks, and her ear twitches.
[05:04] <Booze_Hound> "just kiss and kill the sexual tension"
[05:05] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "c..cute.."
[05:05] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."
[05:05] <Flip> "Yeah seriously, ladies, it's been like 20 minutes"
[05:05] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:05] <Lazuli_Lapis> "What're they doing again?"
[05:06] <Flip> "About to kiss, with any luck."
[05:06] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [the longest awkward moment ever]
[05:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Ever]
[05:06] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Wha-- I won't ask.."
[05:06] <Booze_Hound> "holding each other and gazing into each others eyes"
[05:06] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [who will make the first move?]
[05:06] <Lazuli_Lapis> "How romantic."
[05:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to blink.
[05:07] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[05:07] <Lazuli_Lapis> [CONGRATULATIONS]
[05:07] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to vomit once again.
[05:07] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[05:07]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blinks, and her eyes get a little bigger.
[05:07] <Lazuli_Lapis> [sorry booze]
[05:07] <Flip> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90]
[05:08]  * Lazuli_Lapis clutches her stomach, vomiting again* "Auhg.. fuck..."
[05:08] <Lazuli_Lapis> [well, "clutches" with hooves.]
[05:08]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is just string in Hot Pots eyes unable to speak again
[05:08] <Booze_Hound> !roll to grab bucket before it happens
[05:08] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:08] <Lazuli_Lapis> [HAHAHAHA]
[05:08]  * Booze_Hound breaks bucket
[05:08] <Flip> [fall in vomit]
[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to violently vomit in the broken bucket
[05:09] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[05:09] <Flip> "C'mon girl, keep it down, like me"
[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you win this round, Booze.]
[05:09] <Flip> !roll d20 keep it down
[05:09] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [AND THEN YOU DO NOT]
[05:09]  * Flip vomits a little
[05:09] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to twitch.
[05:09] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[05:09]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is trying to resist the voices in the head
[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [the voices with the talking and the whispering and the annoying]
[05:10] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to help booze with cleaning up the vomit
[05:10] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[05:10]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] twitches a bit from being still for so long.
[05:10]  * Lazuli_Lapis thinks, naaahhh...
[05:10]  * Booze_Hound gets up, covered in wooden splinters and vomit
[05:10] <Flip> !roll d20 start to clean up
[05:10] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[05:11]  * Flip helps clean up somewhat successfully
[05:11] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 grab mop
[05:11]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] smiles while blushing "you...moved..." *remains silent afterwards*
[05:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[05:11] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to feel bad and clean the vomit off of Booze
[05:11] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[05:11]  * Lazuli_Lapis thinks, again, NAAAAHHHHH...
[05:11] <Booze_Hound> "oh no girls just keep being in a romantic movie i got this"
[05:11] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to react...
[05:11] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[05:11] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean vomit
[05:11] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[05:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I-I did?"
[05:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "*sorry...*"
[05:12] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "y..yeah."
[05:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to get up and try to be of some assistance
[05:12] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[05:12]  * Booze_Hound mumbles "fuckingpieceofshitmop"
[05:12]  * Lazuli_Lapis NAAAAHHHHHH
[05:12] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "why sorry?"
[05:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Uh...you need help, Booze?"
[05:12] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean vomit
[05:12] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[05:13] <Flip> !roll d20 clean more
[05:13] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[05:13] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean self
[05:13] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> [oh lord]
[05:13] <Booze_Hound> "fucking splinters"
[05:13] <Flip> [critical fail - booze vomits]
[05:13]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] get all big-eyed and starey again.
[05:13] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> *gets
[05:13]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits on Booze*
[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Ah..s-sorry, Booze!"
[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> [just having splinters isn't bad enough for a 1.]
[05:13] <Booze_Hound> !roll for anger level
[05:13] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> [EHHEHAHAHEHEHEh]
[05:14] <Booze_Hound> "you know what I don't even care at this point"
[05:14] <Booze_Hound> "just shit in the woulds"
[05:14] <Booze_Hound> wounds*
[05:14] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to feel bad and clean Booze
[05:14] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:14]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is trying very hard to resist the voices in the head
[05:14] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you know what that means]
[05:14] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to pull splinter out of self
[05:14] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[05:14] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> *her
[05:14]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits once again on Booze*
[05:14] <Booze_Hound> !roll for anger level
[05:14] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Uhg... I think I need to lie down..."
[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> [WHAT
[05:15] <Booze_Hound> [HOW!?!?!?!?]
[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> [?????????/]
[05:15] <Flip> "Yeah, come on, let's take you somewhere..."
[05:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to struggle at all...
[05:15] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[05:15] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [he ain't even mad]
[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to successfully get up
[05:15] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[05:15]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] keeps staring into Mary's eyes.
[05:15] <Booze_Hound> "sighs as he is covered head to toe in vomit"
[05:15] <Flip> "Booze you are just so fucking chill"
[05:15]  * Lazuli_Lapis tries to get up, but falls over*
[05:16] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 try to speak
[05:16] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[05:16]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] seems to be expecting something to happen...
[05:16] <Booze_Hound> "it is the alcohol, if i was sober this place would be on fire"
[05:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Shit..can someone help me... I can barely see strait.."
[05:16]  * Flip picks up Lapis and moves her to a table
[05:16]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is silent
[05:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> :Th-thanks..
[05:16] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist doing what the voices say
[05:16] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[05:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> [*""]
[05:16]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is also silent.
[05:16] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [It's been like, half an hour now?"
[05:16] <Flip> !roll d20+5 Clean up vomit
[05:16] <GameServ> (7) + 5 == 12
[05:16] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> ]
[05:17]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is still ".."
[05:17] <Lazuli_Lapis> [cheater]
[05:17] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [yep]
[05:17] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean self off
[05:17] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[05:17] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist doing what the voices say
[05:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[05:17] <Flip> [I have experience now tho]
[05:17]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still frozen in Mary's 6 arms. "..."
[05:17] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to get up
[05:17] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[05:17]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] kisses Hot Pot
[05:17]  * Lazuli_Lapis rolls off the table, holding herself up on the table*
[05:17] <Booze_Hound> "i don't know who you are but vomit on me one more time and you will regret it"
[05:17]  * Flip glances at lapis. "Oi! You stay there. You're in no condition to move..."
[05:17] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"
[05:18] <Flip> [HALLELUJAH
[05:18] <Flip> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90]
[05:18] <Lazuli_Lapis> "S-sorry, Booze..."
[05:18] <Booze_Hound> [in very calm voice]
[05:18] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."
[05:18] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "?"
[05:18]  * Lazuli_Lapis gets back onto the table, groaning*
[05:18]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] closes her eyes, and enjoys the kiss as her face grows redder.
[05:19] <Flip> [That's really fucking cute tho]
[05:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to keep from blacking out
[05:19] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> [...]
[05:19]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] can't seem to break the kiss
[05:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Lazuli is now in a coma]
[05:19] <Booze_Hound> "I'm not sure if i did that with my mind"
[05:19] <Flip> "Shit... She's out cold again..."
[05:19]  * Flip walk over to Lapis
[05:19]  * Lazuli_Lapis KO's,  falling onto the floor*
[05:20]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] wouldn't dare break the kiss...
[05:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> *and then vomiting all over herself*
[05:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> [for karma]
[05:20]  * Flip flips her face down
[05:20] <Booze_Hound> "OH NO just stay there, don't get up"
[05:20] <Flip> "Have to make sure she doesn't choke on her own vomit"
[05:20] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to wake up lapis
[05:20] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[05:21] <Flip> !roll d20+5 clean up lapis without waking her
[05:21] <GameServ> (20) + 5 == 25
[05:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wow]
[05:21] <Flip> [SHE IS SPOTLESS]
[05:21] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to slap lapis awake
[05:21] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[05:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> [LITERALLY SHINING]
[05:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> [SQUEAKY CLEAN]
[05:21] <Booze_Hound> "wake the fuck up"
[05:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:21] <Flip> "Why would you do that?"
[05:21] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."
[05:21] <Booze_Hound> "it worked and i'm still covered in vomit"
[05:21]  * Lazuli_Lapis blinks a bit, shuddering, speechless*
[05:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be able to speak
[05:22] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[05:22] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to finish cleaning
[05:22] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[05:22]  * Lazuli_Lapis groans weakly*
[05:22]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still kissing Mary in the kitchen.
[05:22] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [tfw I knew that this would happen again]
[05:23] <Flip> !roll d20 resist urge to peep on Mary and pot
[05:23] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[05:23] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Slowest romantic moment ever]
[05:23]  * Flip fails to resist the urge and quietly watches
[05:23] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [oh yeah]
[05:23] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:23] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to try to clean
[05:23] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[05:24] <Lazuli_Lapis> [at least it wasn't a 1]
[05:24] <Lazuli_Lapis> [again]
[05:24]  * Flip gets bored
[05:24]  * Flip walks over to Lapis
[05:24]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] face is bright red with her eyes closed "..."
[05:24] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to try to clean
[05:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[05:24] <Flip> "Anyways..."
[05:24] <Flip> "Welcome to Four Cannon."
[05:24]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] also has her eyes closed...
[05:24] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be able to speak
[05:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[05:24] <Booze_Hound> "I'm taking a dip at the docks"
[05:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to intensify redness...
[05:24] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[05:25]  * Lazuli_Lapis nods gently, still groaning a bit*
[05:25] <Flip> "Have fun, Booze"
[05:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> * The redness level in Hot Pot's face remains about the same.
[05:25] <Booze_Hound> "any of you ladies want to join me feel free"
[05:25] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 blushness intensifies
[05:25] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[05:25] <Flip> !roll d20+5 Finish cleaning
[05:25] <GameServ> (9) + 5 == 14
[05:25]  * Lazuli_Lapis is still covered in her own vomit*
[05:25] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wait nevermind that]
[05:25]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] face keeps it red shade
[05:25] <Lazuli_Lapis> [I forgot about SQUEAKY CLEAN]
[05:25] <Flip> [I MAKE YOU SHINE GURL
[05:26] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to vomit on self
[05:26] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[05:26] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you're lucky this time]
[05:26]  * Booze_Hound walks to docks
[05:26] <Flip> [lapis]
[05:26] <Flip> [stahp]
[05:27]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] opens her eyes slightly...
[05:27]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] opens her eyes "..."
[05:27] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be get up
[05:27] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[05:27] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20+-5 to intensify kissing...
[05:27] <GameServ> (2) + -5 == -3
[05:27] <Lazuli_Lapis> [ouch]
[05:28]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] wouldn't dare!
[05:28] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be able to speak
[05:28] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[05:28] <Lazuli_Lapis> "uhg... where did booze go..?
[05:28] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> You know, given her current position and all.
[05:28] <Lazuli_Lapis> [*"""""""""]
[05:28] <Flip> "He went to clean himself off at the docks"
[05:29]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] the six arms set her down gently
[05:29] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Oh... should we stay here..?"
[05:29] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."
[05:29] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:29] <Flip> "Probably"
[05:29]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] just lays there, on the kitchen floor.
[05:30] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Well..should we check on the two in the kitchen?"
[05:30]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is blushing even more
[05:30] <Flip> "Nah, let's leave 'em alone..."
[05:30]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still staring up at Mary, face getting redder.
[05:30]  * Booze_Hound walks in soaking wet and still dirty
[05:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to help clean Booze
[05:31] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[05:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Uh...want some help with that, Booze..?"
[05:31] <Booze_Hound> "don't.....touch......me"
[05:31] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist girl, resist
[05:31] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[05:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Y-Yes sir."
[05:31]  * Lazuli_Lapis steps away from Booze*
[05:31]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is frozen in place blushing
[05:32] == Liven_Up [~Liven_Up@pool-108-25-178-34.atclnj.east.verizon.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 206 seconds]
[05:32] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to fucking move, dammit!
[05:32] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[05:32] <Lazuli_Lapis> [welp]
[05:32] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to find clean dry towel
[05:32] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[05:32]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] continues staring...
[05:32] <Booze_Hound> [why kek why?]
[05:32] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:32] <Flip> "Hey booze, sorry about the vomit... I think I'll head home now..."
[05:32]  * Flip attempts to leave, but trips and falls
[05:32] <Booze_Hound> "night.....flip"
[05:33] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 offer to help Booze again
[05:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:33] <Lazuli_Lapis> [WELP]
[05:33]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] puts the six arms away and looks at HP ".."
[05:33] <Flip> "Actually, I think I'll just sleep here tonight... Would you mind too much?"
[05:33] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:33]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits on Booze again, trying to stop herself*
[05:33] <Booze_Hound> "sure thing"
[05:33]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] takes a step closer
[05:33]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still silent. "..."
[05:33] <Booze_Hound> !roll D20 for calm level
[05:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[05:34] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Sh-Shit! Sorry, Booze!"
[05:34] <Flip> [COOL AS ICE]
[05:34] <Lazuli_Lapis> [God, help me.]
[05:34] <Lazuli_Lapis> [more like cool as the core of the fucking sun]
[05:34]  * Booze_Hound eye twitching and he looks at lapis
[05:34] <Flip> [CAPTAIN ARCTIC, HERO OF THE FROZEN TUNDRA]
[05:34] <Booze_Hound> "five seconds"
[05:34] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [ur fuqt, Lapis!]
[05:35] <Flip> [GET RECKT
[05:35] <Booze_Hound> "run"
[05:35]  * Lazuli_Lapis bolts out of the Inn*
[05:35] <Flip> [toppermost of the poppermost lels]
[05:35]  * Booze_Hound heavy breathing
[05:36] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to stay COMPLETELY silent.
[05:36] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[05:36]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] helps HP stand up
[05:36] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."
[05:36]  * Flip lays down in a corner of the inn and falls asleep
[05:36] <Flip> [Night, everybody]
[05:36]  * Booze_Hound is just standing there covered in vomit frozen with rage
[05:36] <Booze_Hound> [night]
[05:36] <Lazuli_Lapis> [night Flip!]
[05:37]  * Lazuli_Lapis peeks into the inn through a window*
[05:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 for sneakiness level
[05:37] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[05:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [There needs to be art of our little moment here.]
[05:37] <Booze_Hound> [yes]
[05:37] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [I agree]
[05:37] <Flip> [the vomit or the kiss?]
[05:37] <Flip> [Or both?]
[05:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you mean you two staring at eachother or me vomiting on Booze 5 times]
[05:37] <Booze_Hound> [i'm saying vomit]
[05:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [The kiss]
[05:37] <Booze_Hound> [nope vomit]
[05:37] <Flip> [BOTH I SAY]
[05:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [whycantwehaveboth.jpg]
[05:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [I'll fucking draw it myself if I have to]
[05:38] <Booze_Hound> [hell the vomit could be a comic]
[05:38] <Flip> [Anyways, night for real this time]
[05:38] <Lazuli_Lapis> [it should be]
[05:38] <Lazuli_Lapis> [Okay, night Flip]
[05:38] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Someone pastebin this for reference.]
[05:38] <Flip> I'll do that
[05:38] <Flip> Then bed