"HYPERACTIVE - C A M P E V E R F R E E part 1"
By AlexanderGrey (https://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey)

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Created on: Thursday 15th of December 2016 01:57:30 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 07:54:35 PM UTC


DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS A JOKE. IT IS 100% SATIRICAL. I HAVE NO ILL WILL AGAINST ANYONE MENTIONED NOR DO I CONDONE THE BEHAVIOR DEPICTED OR WHATEVER. Okay? This disclaimer is for those reading who are too stupid to pick up on dumb jokes in [current year]. Thin-skinned idiots.

Scaru storu 1.
>Ahhh…. Camp everfree. Such a lovely place.
>Ahhh…. Gloriaosa Daisy. Such a lovely face.
>WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNICATION.
>This is the beg moment for these new BRAVE FUCKING CAMPERS.
>They enter the camp everfree.
>They all arrive not by bus but by Tai Lopez’s new Lamborghini here.
>Scrunched up into all of it like it’s a fucking clown car
>Like the clown Tai lopez is.
>Driving it is Roman Atwood, the leader of the group. In the passenger seat is Joey Salads. HEYA HUNGA ARE YA DOWN WITH THE SALAD?
>In the back seat are SoFloAntonio, PrankVsPrank, VitalyzedTV, FouseyTube, Tai Lopez the owner of the Lamborghini here and Ethan Bradberry.
>I’M ETHAN BRADBERRY
>They get out at the camps and timber DICK DICKMAN spruce greets them as he subtly cums inside SciTwi
>"Get out of your fucking car losers we’re going camping"
>the super duper cool pranksters get out of the fucking car except for fouseytube who speeds it away to the parking lot to park it
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>He crashes it into a tree, making sure its nice ansd safe and un-stealable
>But if it does get stolen, Joey Salads will make sure its gets on footage so he can upload it to his youtube channel so he can have a ral prak from once. A REAL FUCKING PRANK
>Timber DICK DICKMAN spruce says hallo to the campers with his hair hanging over his greasy grinning face because he’s tired from ramming scitwi all day long.
>"I'M THE COOL GUY YOU SHOULD INVITE TO EVETY PARTY BECAUSE I HAVE BEER."
>"Yay!"
>The cambpers are sent to their cabins with lazlo and you are anon.
>You are just one of the scrubs of the camp. Scrubba dub dub.
>U want to hang out with the cool prangsters kids but youre not cool enough
>OKAY THERE IS THE PLOT
>Glorioasa dassy exits her spa office and flashes her tits at the campers
>They all aget ROCK hard.
>Fousey tube puts down his jar of glue he was eating and claps for her. CLOPS TOO BECAUSE SHES MLP RELATED HURR HURR HURR
>SoFlo Antonio say "Not gonna lie. This is totally me when I’m horny for a camp counselor. And not in the bad way!"
>Roman Atwood just stands there with that punchable expression on his face.
>Ethan bradberry offers to let her rub lotion on his back while digging a hole in the ground to prank her.
>Tai Lopez tries to sell her a 12 step lemborghini program.
>PrankVsPrank and Vitalized TV DISSAPEAR OMG DUN DUN DUUUUUN
>THE PLOT THICKENS.
>Timber DICK DICKMAN spruce sends thecampers to their cabins.
>JoeySalads and Soflo go to the same cabon.
>Roman and Fousey get the same cabin.
>Ethan Bradberry and Tai Lopez get the same cabin.
>MAINE SIXX
>Time for the campers activia for the day. But what to do first?
>row row row your boating
>The teams each getinto aboat as timber has the starting match. Twilight helps him sound the mlg airhorn as she bounces on his DICK DICK DICK DICK and the boats are off.
>ppl are wondering why Two of the other prankgsters are le gone.
>But there is another conflict added to the story afterward
>The rival camp from across the lake is racing the boaters.
>H3H3, FilthyFrank and Idubbz suddenly crash into one of the boats all antagonist like. "ey b0ss, I’m gay * cough cough *"
>FUCKING RIVAL CAMPERS
>Another rival boat with Leafy, Pyrocynical and NFKRZ speeds past through the powerful force of leafy saying liCHrally over and over again with a lot of momentum because he has no chin to hold him back.
>REACH FOR YOUR DREAMS
>race the boats and the protags win because that’s what happens in cookie cutter stories with shoehorned in relationships
>Keemstar comes in from a third rival camp, but automatically drowns because no one likes him
>race over time to go eat with gloriosa daisy
>Allof the pranksters whip their dick out for harmonica and enter the eat room.
>Timber DICK DICKMAN spruce bends schitwi over the table and plows her ass as she plops her face into a plate of mashed potatoes.
>In memory of flash sentry the mashed-potato man.
>Meanwhile, Stomedy hangs out behind the building and takes a shit into the bushes behind.
>Fousey tube mixes his glue into Roman Atwood’s green beans, making him angry and film him reciting an apology. Crying like a lil bitch.
>ur anon and u sit alone
>Your shadow is the only thing that eats beside you.
>But that’s alright because you like the way it hurts.
>YOU CAN GET ADDICTED TO A CERTAIN KIND OF SADNESS
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CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>Joey Salads eats himself while SoFlo Antonio goes wit da floooowwww because dats how he eats.
>Ethan bradberry eats MEMBERberries because cannibalism.
>Tai Lopez doesn’t eat. He only reads his books for KNAWLEDGE.
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is t hat you hyperactive
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(m-maybe~)
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needs more bee movie and we are number one
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I'll put that in.
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!g
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:thumbsup: Good job! :thumbsup:
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:^)
>Twilight would be proud if she could see him through the mashed potatoes.
>But Timber DICK DICKMAN spruce is DICKstracting her. But then... all of a sudden... THE BEES COME MARCHING IN!
>SAVE HER SAVE HER HOLY SHIT TIME TO STOP THE SHOEHORNED IN ROMANCE
>Buzz buzz motherfuckers
>Barry the bee starts to sting Timber DICK DICKMAN Spruce in the ass and he pull out of SciTwi because he wasn't half the rugged mountain man he said he was.
>SciTwi tells him that IT'S TIME TO STOP
>Everybody STOPS
>The camp STOPS
>Eaeth stops tunning
>Robbie Rotten appears out of thin air to break the silence
>"Are you a real villain?"
>Gloriaosa nervously steps out of the room
>The other three Robbie clones appear out of nowhere too.
>W E L L   U H   T E C H N I C A L L Y   U H   N A H
>"Have you ever caught a good guy, like a, a real superhero?"
>N A H
>"Have you ever tried a disguise?"
>N A H   N A H
>"ALRIGHT! I can see that I'm going to have to teach you how to be villains!"
>He pulls out a tuba
>Starts playing EDM songs from Monstercat on it.
>DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE  DOO DDOO
>do do do dooo doo doooo   doodeedoodeedoo~
>"IIIIIIIIII LOOOVVEE JEEEEESUSSS CHRIIIIIST!" Sunset Shimmer bursts through the door singing and swipes Sci-Twi away from Timber COCK COCKMAN CONIFER.
>SciTwi runs over to Sunset.
>"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEYYYIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOOAAAAAAAH WILL ALWAYSS LOOOVE YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............"
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5/7
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>But then the writers of Legend of Everfree make SciTwi go back to Timber and make macaroni art together because FUCK NICE THINGS AMIRITE?
>Everyone claps in applause of the moment and the singing because they are smiley glad hands that love anything that come from hasbro
>The four Robbie Rotten clones go about making their music video with nets and twigs and banananananananananana peels away from the drama that's about to unfold in the camp
>Everyone is done eating, and ur anon and you saved the day
>Gloriosa tells you "ANOO I CANNOT REPAY YOU. YOU ARE TOO CHUNKY"
"Itttts okay. Let's go home, debbie."
>More Youtubers show up.
>Markiplier approaches you as you walk outside with Gloryholeosa and gives you a thumbs up.
>"Good job, friend." He congradulates you as his smiling face glistens in the moonlight. "And I will see you in the next video. Bye bye~" He waves before leaving the chat.
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G H OS T
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>Ghost appears out of nowhere. "STOP BEING A BRONY YOU BOWL OF EDIBLE TANGERINES!"
"No!" You kiss Gloriosa and have do the sexuals unto her right in front of him on his radio show.
>ANON GETS LAID EPISODE 3458762498756439587234652938475623948572634.
>Ghost cuts you off from his call like he always does DON'T IGNORE ME SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIII
>But he leaves and everyone else leaves and you go back to your cabin after kissing your waifer goodnight.
AWWWWWWWWWWW
>Roman Atwood already went to bed because HE A GOOD BOI
>goes to his cabon.
>Gets naked and starts filming himselves.
>do it for the views romeo
>suddenly a shadow appears out of the dark corners of the dancefloor
>”who DARES trespass in my boxing ring?” Roman Atwood becomes a vulture and starts squawking at the gloriosa daisy HOLY SHIT SPOILERS
>RAMEN DIES and gloriaosa seek out her next victim STOP SAYING IT OMG SPOILERS
>Back at the camps
>Timber is exhausted rom all the sex he has been doing and heads off to bed head and twilight follows him
>GUESS WHAT THEYRE GONNA DO
>They go into the cabin and make macaroni art for a little while.
>BUT THEN
>TWILIGHT DUMPS TIMBER OMG YESSSSSSSS
>She was sick of the writers fucking everything up so many times
>Timber spruce falls into a pit of mashed potatoes and dies
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>meanwhile Soflo and Joey Salads are back in their canob trying to think of ways to make videos to appeal to the public, they are doing really well considering their subscriber count you should totally go buscribe to them brosephina broham brotatochip
>They do the dragonball Z thingy where they go FU SHION HA! and morph into TO CATCH A CHEATER
>H3H3 laughs at him as he stalks them through binoculars.
>Meanwhile, you're Anon, and you're in your cabin, not knowing that glorioasa is the one killing the cambpers
>SUCH A TRAGIC LOVE
dun dun duuuuuun
[to be continued]