"Vidyanon: Tearing it Up"
By Albert_Reginald (https://pastebin.com/u/Albert_Reginald)

URL: https://pastebin.com/g7ELqSYV
Created on: Monday 30th of April 2012 11:37:23 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Monday 26 of October 2020 03:32:43 AM UTC


>After playing with Applejack's unconscious form, and possibly giving her a concussion, Anon left FlutterDoS' cottage 
>Surprisingly on the outside it didn't look as big as it did on the inside
>Anon chalked it up to magic and walked away
>It was dark and there were no rapists out on the town
>Fluttershy was now a robot stuck on the moon
>Thanks to Anon's new toy
>He laughed knowing he just pulled a Celestia
>And Applejack was out cold, with possible brain damage, on Fluttershy's floor
>That can only mean one thing
>It was time to enjoy the night
>And Anon knew just where to go
>Thankfully he didn't have to carry the portal gun around everywhere
>He learned how to store items in his inventory 
>It was a strange feeling. He had no idea how he did it
>Kinda like how you can move your eyeballs around
>He didn't notice the familiar noise ring out as he started off towards his destination

>Anon had made it to only the most fucking awesome club in all of Ponyville this time of night
>The Electric Equine
>Why there was a club in this town in the first place, he didn't know or care
>The only thing that mattered now was getting his dance on
>Anon opened the door and attempted to walk through, only to feel like a force field kept his head from entering
>He fell on his ass from the impact
"The fuck was that?"
>Anon, rubbing his head, looked up at the doorway
>Thanks to the power of peripheral vision, Anon noticed the words "Level Up" above his head
"Wow, that makes sense...I think."
>Shrugging, Anon got off of his ass, dusted off, and pumped a fist in the air
"Level Up!"

Choose a Skill to Level Up!

Strength. Stamina. Magic.

"Honestly, I wanna try magic. But since I'm gonna be mister dance king tonight, I'm gonna need s'more stamina."

Choose a Perk!

( ) Ability to win any staring contest
( ) Amazing Dancing ability
( ) Rape-Dodging Active Camo

"Fuck... that third one looks tempting...but I need to dance it up tonight and look good doing it. Amazing dancing ability it is!"

>If the floating words could elicit a sigh, they'd be doing so right now
>Anon's vision un-blurred and he stepped into the club
>Music was already pumping out loud
>Anon could feel the bass bumping 
>Across the dance floor, which was covered in Ponies, was the bar
>Anon knew where he'd be going after some bitchin' moves

>He stood in the center of the dance floor
>Doing the white boy shuffle
>Left foot out then back, right foot out then back
>Hands moving in an eliptical motion
>Contrary to his inflated ego, Anon knew nothing of dancing
>A new song started up
http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=5tm1wsqHvEQ
>The beat faded in slowly
>The synth was getting Anon pumped
>Bass was kicking in
>The beat started getting juicy
>Hi-hats kicked in making the best even sexier
>Anon started moving to the beat
>Before he knew it a mellow piano kicked in with a sweet melody as the beats all faded out swiftly
>He could still hear the synth in the background
>The piano played notes faster 
>Then the bass kicked in
>Multicolor footprints around Anon's feet appeared
"Huh?"
>He stepped in a few before noticing they were markers meant for him
>Nopony could see them
>Anon quickly began matching the arrangement of footprints, dancing like a king

GOOD
PERFECT
GOOD
PERFECT
PERFECT
GOOD

>Every step on the beat Anon achieved a perfect
>A few times he was off but he kept going strong
>He noticed the HUD keeping score at the top of his vision
>A bitchin' melody kicked in, a great contrast to the wobbling bass
>Anon couldn't stop moving
>That stamina upgrade was worth it
>He didn't notice the circle of ponies around him cheering him on
>"GO. GO. GO. GO. GO."
>Anon was in the zone
>The steps flashed brighter and rapidly changed colors as he went on
>His score was getting higher
>The steps became more daring, some quite far apart
>But Anon kept going, his score climbing
>At the last beat a pair of steps not very close but parallel to each other appeared
>Anon jumped on them and pointed a finger in the air

PERFECT FINISH
HI-SCORE
1,663,241

>He pumped a fist
"Yes!"
>The crowd let him have it
>Cheers rose up from every corner of the club
>Anon felt great
>He left the club that night acting like a baws, trying to re-create the steps he pulled off back there
>Unfortunately he just looked awkward as fuck

You can access your skills in the menu

>There's the words again, being helpful
'Wait...how do I access my menu anyw-"
>His vision blurred as a menu appeared in front of him

Resume
Load Last Checkpoint
Co-Op
Skills
Options
Quit

"What in the blue hell is co-op?"
>Speaking the words, Anon was about to get the answer...