"Dash-Kite [Oneshot]"
By 8th-Sin (https://pastebin.com/u/8th-Sin)

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Created on: Saturday 1st of June 2013 11:26:35 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 9 of May 2021 08:40:05 PM UTC


>Day Windy in Equestria
>You are Anon and today's wind could probably pick you up if you're not careful.
>If you were a big kid then you'd be fine but enough about that.
>Today, you're going kite flying.
>You're trying to make a kite but well... It's not looking too good.
>It was meant to be a simple diamond kite then you broke the support sticks.
>You used glue but you just made a big mess and ended up covered in string and paper.
>There has to be a better way.
>Then a metaphorical light bulb lights up above your head.
>You can just get one of the pegasus p0nies to be your 'kite'.
>You grab some rope and call out to Cheerilee, your caretaker, that you're going out.
>And so begins the hunt for the Rainbow p0ne, as tough as she pretends to be, she is no match for your puppy dog eyes.
>After a quick run through town you arrive at her favourite nap tree.
>Spying a rainbow tail hanging from one of the branches you ready your rope.
>You don't want to wake her so you try climbing the tree but there is nothing for you to climb properly and you fall on your ass and her tail is just out of reach.
>You sit, cross your arms with a pout and wait.
>3
>2
>1
>A pink blur whizzes right in front you.
>"Are you okay Nonny? My Pinkie sense told me that I need to turn somepony's frown upside down.
>Pinkie Pie.
>You could always count on this pony when you're down.
"Pinkie, I wanted to go kite flying but I can't reach it. It's stuck in the tree."
>"You let your Auntie Pinkie take care of this." She leaps into the tree to look for your kite.
>"Uhh, Nonny?"
"Yeah?"
>"I don't see a kite up here, only Dashie."
"That's because Dash IS my kite Pinkie."
>"Oooooh" She gives you a nod and a giggle before taking the rope as you reach it up to her.
>You hold tight to one end as Pinkie ties the other end to Dash's leg, she gives the sleeping Rainbow p0ne a smack on the flank and yells "FLY! FLY MY KITE"
>Dash-Kite wakes up in a panic and takes to the air.
>She would of taken you right up into the air if Pinkie wasn't helping you out.
>The two of you laugh as Dash-Kite tries to work out what is happening.
>"PINKIE! ANON! WHY IS THERE A ROPE ON MY LEG?"
>"Hush Dashie, kites don't talk."
>"I'm not a kite."
>Suddenly, the wind changes direction and pushes Dash-Kite into a nearby tree.
>The rope must have wrapped Dash-Kite up in the tree because she immedietly starts calling for help.
>"Do you think we should help her out?"
>You pause to think.
"How about after cupcakes?"
>You give Pinkie your best puppy dog eyes, the tree is too tall and you really didn't want to climb up there.
>"Of course, how can we work on an empty stomach." She gives a giggle and the two of you walk off to Sugarcube Corner for some delicious cupcakes.
>Meanwhile, Dash-Kite calls out from the tree.
>"Pinkie... Anon... Anyp0ny? Help?
