"Birth of Chaos [Anon x Discord]"
By 8th-Sin (https://pastebin.com/u/8th-Sin)

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Created on: Tuesday 18th of June 2013 10:05:35 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 9 of May 2021 08:39:56 PM UTC


>Yesterday you used to think this land full of technicolour ponies was pretty boring.
>But now, your opinion has changed.
>You’re standing outside looking at the new change of scenery.
>Houses are floating, some are even upside-down, there are weird patterns everywhere, pink clouds raining chocolate milk and more.
>It’s so chaotic.
>”Admiring my handy work are we?”
>You spin to voice and you see the craziest looking creature you’ve ever seen. He looks like the result of a farm yard orgy.
>”Names Discord, it’s a pleasure.”
“Uh, I’m Anonymous. So you did all this?”
>He gives a little chuckle before answering, “Yes. Isn’t it beautiful? Of course, it’s still in it’s early stages, I’ve got a few more changes to make.”
“Like what?”
>”Well I believe the roads and paths should be changed, I need something, fun. Any ideas”
“I got no idea, bubbles?”
>”Bubbles?” He lets out a thunderous laugh before clicking his lion paw and before your eyes the path before you turns into a soapy mess with bubbles spilling out.
“Wha-How did you-”
>”Chaos, my boy. Now I must be off, do enjoy yourself.” He then begins to ski down the path laughing maniacally the entire time.
>You giggle and shake your head before venturing out to see the new and improved Ponyville. You don’t know where this guy came from but letting him mix stuff up like this is, is pretty awesome.
>As you venture out you notice all the new changes and are loving every single one of them. Bushes can be jumped on like trampolines, buffalo are doing ballet and you can even eat the house so long as they don’t run away from you. You hope Discord is staying for good.
>This is just what Equestria needed to liven things up.
>As you walk through what used to be a lush green park you notice Berry Punch, you give a wave and a giant pepper shaker appears above her. A few shakes and she lets out a loud sneeze causing nearby houses to fall like cardboard.
>You lose it, you fall the the ground in side splitting laughing fit.
>Unknown to you, a set of yellow and red eyes have been watching you as you marvel in the beauty of this chaos.
>When you finally manage to piece your sides together, you decide to head home, you’re pretty tired and hungry.
>When you arrive home you notice your house has grown wings and taken flight. You chase it for a good 10 minutes before taking a break on a nearby bench that looks like a giant apple, Applejack would be all over this if she saw. Speaking of, where have your friends gone? Actually you realise aside from Berry Punch, you haven’t seen a single pony today.
>Odd.
>”Looks like someone needs to turn that frown upside down.” With a click the Apple bench spins until it’s upside down while Discord floats in front of you.
“Hey, Discord. Mind letting me down?”
>”Of course.” He cackles a little before giving another click, setting the bench back to it’s original position.
“Thanks.”
>”Anytime. So, why you looking down?”
“I’m not upset, just exhausted, my house keeps flying away.”
>”And ponies say I”M mad.”
>You laugh a little, looking at the expression on his face, he does look like a nutter.
>Once again, Discord clicks his fingers making his house appear before you.
“Thanks” you’re about to head inside before turning back to Discord “I’m about to make some dinner, you want some?”
>He gives you a bow before accepting your offer.
>Later after you made something for Discord to eat, he explains to you that he is a Draconequus and a master of chaotic magic you two then start hatching ideas of what changes he could make to improve Equestria.
>”One moment Anonymous, I must check on something.”
>A mirror appears before him and after he gazes into it for a second his look turns into disappointment.
>”I’m afraid I’ll have to cut our time short. It appears I won’t be allowed to stay here any longer. Say you wouldn’t be able to do me a favour, would you Anonymous?”
”Yeah, I guess but why can’t you stay?”
>His look changes into a sinister grin, “Because I tried to take over this land.”
“What?”
>You had no idea this guy was a villain, you got a little nervous realising what kind of person you were hanging out with and you get even more nervous when he began to move closer to you.
>He clicks again causing you to be restrained by magic and a pillow appears before you.
>”Bite the pillow Anonymous, I’m going in dry.”
>You panic, this can’t be happening.
>You close your eyes and pretend this isn’t happening until it’s all over. When you open your eyes Discord is gone, you just lay there, feeling disgusting.
>The feeling of crying washes over you so you get into the shower, curl up into the fetal position while the hot water washes over you while you cry your eyes out.
>Shortly after you get into the shower you hear a knock at the door. They knock for a few minutes before letting themselves in and coming upstairs.
>You go into a panic, it must be Discord, he’s tasted your sweet ass and wants more.
>Pinkie bursts through to door and wraps you up into a big hug.
>Thank god it’s not Discord.
>Pinkie’s mane is flat and she’s been crying, “I’m so sorry Anon. My Pinkie Sense told me you were in trouble and I couldn’t come save you. I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay Pinkie, it-it was Discord. H-He-”
>”We know, he told us everything.” her embrace tightens, “I’m so sorry Anon.”
>You and Pinkie sit there a while longer in a hug.

3 Weeks Later:
“Twilight. I need to tell you something and I need you to promise not to laugh.”
>Twilight tears her focus out of her books and onto you, “Anon, I promise not to laugh, now what’s wrong?”
>You stand there in a nervous wreck. You have no idea how exactly you say it.
“I-I think... I’m pregnant.”
>She gives you the blankest stare.
>”I-I don’t... Even know how-”
“I’ve got all the symptoms and you remember... 3 weeks ago.”
>As she remembers the incident she then magics over a book.
>”Alright, lets take a test.”
>Afterwards you and Twilight are sitting down, waiting for the magic crystal to change colour.
>”Okay, it’s changing colour.”
“I can’t look, what is it?”
>”I-I don’t believe it, you’re pregnant.”
>You haven’t cried like this in 3 weeks.

9 Months Later:
>Right now you’re in labour. You’re giving birth to some horrible monster.
>Without the usual hole for the baby to come out of the doctors are opening your stomach.
>Which you’re a little relieved about. You didn’t want them stretching the urethra and you won't be touching a baby that comes out the back door.
>You can’t describe the feeling of being cut open because you’re out cold. Instead you’re dreaming about that fateful night, the one that’s put you in this situation.
>You can recall every little detail as if it’s happening all over again. Every sight, feeling, smell and even the motions. You can’t put it out of your head.
>Thankfully you’re being woken up, you hear the sounds of a baby crying and the doctor trying to talk.
>”...It’s a girl. Congratulations.”
>You sit up and immediately Celestia hands you the baby.
>It’s a Draconequus just like Discord but miniature and with soft, long white hair.
>When she is placed into your arms she stops crying but the tears still welling up in her eyes.
>This brings a peaceful smile to your face, even considering how she was brought into your life, you feel a loving connection to this child.
>”Anon, are you okay? I understand if you feel unable to raise her.”
“Yeah, I’m fine. Great actually.”
>Celestia gives a warm smile, “I’m pleased to hear that, have you thought of a name?”
“Hmm well I am your father or mother so I guess I have to name you.”
>You give the baby a boop on the noise and she gives an adorable giggle and stares deep into your eyes.
>You feel a pang in your chest, this kid is adorable.
“Eris.”
>”That’s quite an unusual name.”
“Eris is the goddess of Chaos in this religion back where I’m from.”
>”I see, it’s a lovely name. I wish you luck in your future of parenthood.”
>”Thank you Celestia.”
>With that, she takes her leave as do the doctor and nurses. It’s just you and Eris who is trying to nibble on your finger but without any teeth it’s just making her look cuter.
>You sit there in silence, holding your newborn child and plan for the future as Anonymous, the father of a Draconequus.
