"Pony Rangers [Oneshot]"
By 8th-Sin (https://pastebin.com/u/8th-Sin)

URL: https://pastebin.com/qyA7bXWM
Created on: Friday 14th of June 2013 06:05:50 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 9 of May 2021 08:39:59 PM UTC


>Day writers block in Equestria
>You are Anon and you can't think of shit to do.
>Instead of sitting around you decide to try and find something to do. You go through the morning routine before heading out to see if the p0nies of this town can help.
>Heading into the market you spot Applejack who gives you a wave when she notices you approaching.
>"Well howdy Anon, need some apples do ya?"
"Nah, not today AJ, just trying to find something to do."
>"Well shoot Anon, Ah'm afraid I ain't got nuthin' for ya to do today."
>Buying an apple you head off in any given direction.
>You head towards the library when you realise that you overdue books, yeah, you're not up for that kind of lecture from Twilight. Last time she spoke for 3 hours on organisation and schedules so instead you head into the park and relax under a tree.
>"ANON! What's up?"
>A rainbow coloured blur drops from the tree and rubs her sleepy eyes. She must have woken from her nap, this p0ny sleeps too much.
"Hey Rainbow, I'm--"
>"MWAHAHAA!"
>You and rainbow turn to the maniacal laughter to see a black, block man.
>"I AM THE BLOCK AND I WILL ABSORB ALL YOUR IDEAS! YOUR CREATIVITY WILL FEED MY EVIL POWER!!"
"Rainbow, assemble the Elements."
>"You got it." She zips off and you decide to follow cliche and tell this evil overlord he can't win.
"You won't get away with this Block! The Elements will stop you!"
>"FWA-HAHAA! THE ELEMENTS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!"
>He then proceeds to drain something out of nearby p0nies afterwards the p0nies turn grey and look exhausted.
>"JUST TRY AND STOP ME!"
>"Challenge Accepted." You turn to see the Elements all equipped with their amulet thingys each striking a pose that reminds you of... A song pops into your head and you sing along, this needs a theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E

They've got a power and a force that you've never seen before.
They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score.
Nop0ny can ever take them down, the power lies on their siiiide.

Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Mighty Morphin' Elements of Harmony.

They know the fate of the world is lying in their hands.
They know to only use their powers for harmony.
No one can ever take them down, the power lies on their siiiide.

Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
You Mighty Morphin' Elements of Harmony.

*Epic Guitar Solo*

No one can ever take them down the power lies on their siiiide.

Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
You Mighty Morphin' Elements of Harmony.

Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony,
Go-Go Elements of Harmony.

>By the time you snap back to reality you notice that Block has turned gigantic. When, how and why is he that size?
>The ground then begins to shake and 6 big robot ponies then begin to morph and combine into one giant robot. Your eyes are witnessing something you never thought possible and you lack the necessary literacy skills to explain what exactly is happening before your eyes.
>Before you stands 2 gigantic forms; one of a big black, block man and the other is of a gigantic multi-coloured robot p0ny.
>”You won’t get away with this Block, the P0ny Rangers are going to take you down.” You hear Twilight calling out of the robot.
>”YEAH!” The others call out in unison.
>Cue over the top fighting and explosions.
>Each take swings at the other until Block knocks the P0ny Rangers back with a blast of white.
>”That’s it. Girls, it’s time for our special move.”
>”But Twilight, we haven’t used it before.”
>”Yeah, we’re not ready.”
>”We have to try.”
>They strike a series of random poses before charging what looks like a giant version of Pinkie’s Party Canon.
>”FRIENDSHIP CANNON!”
>Streamers, confetti and balloons fizz out of the cannon then it starts to rumble and vibrate.
>You then hear them all shout “FIRE!” and a rainbow blast fires out directly at Block.
>He lets out a scream and flails his arms about while sparks and explosions fly about.
>Friendship Cannon was Super Effective.
>Block Fainted.
>”YEAH! We did it girls.”
>Today was an awesome day.
