"LoveSpeaker & Mane Cum Stories [Shorts]"
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Created on: Saturday 6th of July 2013 11:17:56 AM CDT
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Table of Contents:
1) Lovespeaker          2)RarityPhilia          3)Movie Night with Pinkie

4) IWTCORDM             5)Twilight's Studies    6)Rarity Strikes Back
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1) Lovespeaker
>Day Love Speaker in Equestria
>Last night you had your heartbroken.
>But despite that all you can think of is her.
>She is the most beautiful thing in the universe and she's been on your mind ever since.
>You went to a concert held by Vinyl Scratch or DJ-P0n3 if you prefer the stage name and the moment she started to play her music you felt drawn to something.
>The vibrations of the sound were echoing throughout your entire body, the melody rang inside your head and pulled you towards her.
>Now standing at the front of the crowd, you were captivated by this feeling and you could clearly see what had got a hold over you.
>Up on the stage you see a slender black box with grey edges circling around her speakers, giving her a modern and complimentary looks.
>She was gorgeous, and you had to be with her.
>You stood there the entire night, watching as she played her entire melody for all but it felt like it was just for you.
>It was like she was trying to serenade you and you alone inside the huge crowd.
>After the show, you were lucky enough to get backstage to meet Vinyl. Being the only human in a pony world brings a pretty high status causing ponies of all kinds to want to meet you.
>The two of you spoke about her music and you told her about your world, the usual speech you go through when you meet new ponies.
>When the two of you were done, you managed to hide behind some curtains until everyone had left. All except her.
You nervously walk up to the stage and call out "Uh, hey, m-my name is... Anonymous. Anon for short."
>She just watched you, her gaze burrowing into your entire soul.
"I saw you earlier, you were amazing up there."
>She continues to watch while you sweat nervously like a waterfall.
>'Say it, you won't know if you have a shot if you don't say anything.'
"I-I was... wondering if you... w-wanted to..."
>Your heart now beating louder then ever before.
"DidYouWantToGoOutWithMe?"
>She just continued to stare at you, that's when you realised, she doesn't like you back.
>You never had a chance to begin with.
"I-I'm just gonna go."
>You sprint back home with your heart torn asunder, maybe one day she will notice you.
"Until then my love." you whisper to yourself.

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>Months you waited.
>It took months for Vinyl to announce another concert, Canterlot.
>And you were going, it took you awhile to save but you needed to make sure you were prepared for this.
>You weren't about to give up on her.
>The line was five times as long as the Ponyville line but it was worth it. The cold kept away due to the warm feelings you were filled with when you thought of her.
>As you worked your way to the front of the crowd once again, you began to look.
>She wasn't there, all ones that looked similar to her but these copycats couldn't compare to her beauty.
>Your heart sank, so you stood there for the rest of the show feeling lost and empty.
>Looking up you noticed everyone had left, you were alone once again.
>Rubbing the back of your head, you got an idea.
>What if she was taking a day off today?
>That must be it, you head back stage and begin to look for her.
>You notice several guards wandering around the place, so you think back to your Metal Gear Solid training days on the Playstation you left back on Earth.
>Taking a cardboard box you begin to sneak around, remembering to stay perfectly still when a guard was near.
>They never suspected a thing, thank you Solid Snake.
>Sadly your searched ended in nothing, you couldn't find her anywhere.
>Heading out the back door with your head hanging low, you notice something in the corner of your eye.
>Her.
>Mortified by what you are seeing, you pick up a box which is the one you've been looking for. It was her but she had a large hole on her side, you begin to cry.
>You wanted to see her no matter what but not like this, never like this.
>Pick her up and carry her in your arms back to your hotel room.
>Kicking the door in, you lay her down on the bed.
"Don't be frightened, I'm not going to do anything to you. I want to help."
>In your suitcase is some duct tape, you always keep some around for an emergency, applying it to her wound as you try to dry your tears.
"Everything will be okay. I'm going to take care of you."
>You stroke her head and try to reassure her of that.
>She just lies there and you figure she must be in shock, you don't blame her, how can they just do that to her?
>You decide to sleep on the couch, you are a gentleman after all and in the morning you will take her to Ponyville with you. 
>This might be the chance you need to convince her to be with you.

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2) RarityPhilia
>The luscious purple strands of her mane cascade into divine curls, Rarity's hair looks as stunning as always, even a goddess would be envious of her hair's beauty.
>You find yourself eyeing it as it bounces with each movement Rarity makes yet still manages to retain it's perfect shape.
>Perfection itself, in the form of hair.
>"Are you alright, Darling?"
>A white, waving hoof brings you back to reality.
"Of course" you say with a nervous smile.
>"Well alright, but I need you to stay still for me to finish this design."
"Sorry," you give a small, nervous laugh before returning to standing as still as a statue.
>Rarity asked you to be a model for some of her new designs, she was asked to make a few clothes for some upper class Minotaur couple in Canterlot and you're to closest thing to them.
>You happily agreed due to the small crush you've had on her for a while now.
>Her personality was a bit frustrating honestly, everything always had to be just so and it was a big deal when even the smallest thing doesn't go her way.
>But it was mainly her beauty that captivated you, you've developed a bit of a hair fetish and her cutie mark of the three diamonds had you enthralled. Maybe it was just her marshmallowy flank
>Doesn't matter which, you always were in awe when the little jewels as the bob up and down with each step of her hind legs.
>"Thank you Anonymous, I'm just going to stitch up a few coats. I shouldn't be but a moment."
>You give her a nod she then steps out of the room, leaving you alone and bored.
>You sit and stare at the clock for the next hour before you get sick of waiting. What is taking her so long?
>Returning to your feet, you then check the room Rarity went into.
>You see a tired white pony asleep on her desk, you can't help but laugh a little.
>Grabbing a nearby blanket you cover the sleeping pony.
>You take one last look at the innocent look on her face before brushing her hair away.
>This is your moment.
>Penis is assuming direct control.
>Dropping your pants you take your erect penis and begin fapping with a force and speed never experience by any human. 
>Before long you're at your limit and you can't hold it back, you spray your hot love juice over the sleeping Rarity's hair before you.
>You freeze when you realise what you've done, and in a panic you try to clean it with bits of nearby fabric.
>Grabbing any colour of any shape and size to clean it but instead the bits stick into her hair so you do the only thing you can think of. Run.
>The moment you're out the door you hear a scream of horror echo out of Rarity's workshop.
>It only fuels your panic as you run and hide inside your house.
>What have you done?

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3)Movie Night with Pinkie

>Tonight you and Pinkie are having a movie night.
>She's bringing over the snacks while you work out what movies to watch.
"Batmare and Edward Scissorhooves, yeah these movies will do." you say to yourself before diving onto the couch.
>Just as you get comfortable there's a knock at the door.
>With a sigh you return to your feet and answer it to Pinkie Pie, holding a basket in her mouth.
>She invites herself in and sets the basket down before turning to you "Hiya Nonny. You ready for tonight?"
"Mhm, what'd you bring?" you say as you lick your lips. Pinkie makes the best sweets.
>"I've got cupcakes, potato chips, popcorn and bubblegum."
"Bubblegum?" 
>"Yup, I love chewing gum when I watch Batmare."
"How'd you know I chose that one?"
>"Pinkie Sense told me."
"What? How can it even-"
>She gives a giggle, "You silly filly, I can see the case on the coffee table."
"Ahh," you say as you take a cupcake from the basket, "Alright, let's get started."
>The two of you dive onto the couch and begin to watch Batmare: The Pink Knight.
>About halfway in, you're broken from the screen by Pinkie smacking her gums while she chews her bubblegum. It's so annoying.
"Pinkie, can you quit that?"
>"hehe, sorry Anon."
>She returns to watch the movie but you're looking at her through the corner of your eye while you eat some more cupcakes.
>Looking over her body you notice her cute frame, her soft flank and her big beautiful eyes. You've began falling for the party pony lately and you've even been checking her out even more than usual lately.
>You're not sure what's gotten into you.
>"Somepony must like what they see." she says with a hint of sultry in her tone.
"W-what?"
>"I'm not silly, I've noticed you looking at me." her eyes now half-lidded as she creeps closer to you.
>You back a little and continue trying to deny it but Pinkie doesn't say anything, she just edges closer with her bedroom eyes looking deep into yours.
>Her lips now a hair's width away from yours.
>Her deep blue eyes, just a fraction away from yours. You can't help but stare and take in all it's detail.
>Your nose is filled with her scent. She smells of bubblegum and the sweets from Sugarcube Corner, the smell is intoxicating.
>"Hey Anon."
"Yes P-Pinkie?"
>She licks the side of your lip then pulls back to her side of the couch. "You're a messy eater, you had cupcake all over your mouth." she then gives a small giggle.
>Tease.
>The two of you then watch the rest of the movie in silence.
>After both movies are over, the two of you talk, make a few jokes and have a pillow fight before you head to bed. It's late so you let Pinkie crash on the couch.
>You lie in bed but you can't sleep.
>10 minutes pass.
>Then 30 then an hour.
>No matter what, you can't sleep. Your brain keeps replaying Pinkie getting so close to you.
>That's it, gotta get it out of your system.
>You remove your pants and begin jerking but imagining isn't doing it for you tonight.
>You're not sure what, but something drives you to head into the lounge room and stand before Pinkie.
>Before long, you're jerking away right in front of Pinkie.
>Despite worrying about her waking up or making a mess over her, you can't stop, infact the thought of getting caught makes you go faster.
>When you finish you let of your stream, you watch your stream soar through the air in slow-motion until it lands all over Pinkie's mane.
>This is the time to panic.
>You quickly grab a towel and try to rub away some of love juice but it's no use. In fact part of it hardens and causes part of the towel to stick to her mane.
>Unsure of what to do, you wrap it up around her head.
"Great looking turban Pinkie." you say before sprinting back to your room and diving under the covers to wait for when Pinkie wakes up.

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4) IWTCORDM (I Want to Cum on Rainbow Dash's Mane)

>"Wow, isn't she awesome Anon?"
>You look up from your book to see Scootaloo sitting next to you. She must mean Rainbow Dash so you look up to see the Rainbow pony practicing her performance for the Wonderbolt try-outs.
"Meh, I've seen better."
>"What, no way! Nopony is better than Rainbow Dash!" the little filly clearly not picking up on the sarcasm.
>"Yeah Anon, what the hay?"
>Dash lands in front of you two and she looks a little pissed too.
"I was being sarcastic okay, you're great and you'll ace those try-outs."
>Her cheeks turn a light rosy-red she then takes a proud stance. "Yeah, I know."
"You know if you let that head get any bigger then you won't need those wings to fly anymore." you say in a mocking tone as you put your book away.
>"Ha. Ha. You know it's true, I'm better than any pony."
"Yeah, pony."
>"What was that?" she gives you a look you've seen her give Applejack many times. She's about to challenge you.
"I said, you're better than any PONY." you stand up, "But I didn't say human."
>"You think you're better than me? Prove it."
"Name it."
>"A race, to the other side of Ponyville. First to Rarity's wins."
"You're on. Scoots."
>She gives a salute and jumps in front of you and dash as you both take position. 
>3. You tense up, ready to run faster than ever before.
>2. Giving Dash one last look, she looks focused.
>1. You now look straight ahead, ready to win.
>GO! Both you and Dash run full speed, while she's a fast flyer, your long legs help you keep up.
>You're about neck and neck for most of the run but then you take turn and hope it's a shortcut.
>You still push on despite your leg's pleading and the lack of breath, ahead you see Carousel Boutique and put the last of your energy in running.
>The moment you get there, you collapse and pant and before long Dash catches up.
>"Hey, no fair. You cheated."
"What? No... I didn't... We never... Decided... On a path." you utter while gasping for air.
>"Fine, rematch."
"Yeah-No. Too. Tired."
>You look upwards into a window of Rarity's, you can see the White pony glaring at you. Her mane is fixed but she'll never forgive or forget about it. Ever.
>She stayed locked inside her home for a week but luckily she hasn't told anyone why.
>Feeling awkward around Rarity and too exhausted to talk to Rainbow you decide to go home.
>Slowly, you rise to your feet and head home despite Rainbow's constant demands for a rematch. To get her to leave you alone you agree to one later in the afternoon.
>You get home and collapse onto the couch and take a nap.
>You wake to a little 'morning wood' or afternoon in this case.
>Checking the time, you decide you've got time.
>Placing your hands down your pants you begin jerking to imaginary girls.
>Your body gives a slight shudder.
>Uh-Oh, you've got to sneeze.
>Not wanting to stop, you decide to hold the sneeze just for a little while.
>The feeling gets closer but you hold it, you just need a few more seconds. Your nose feels tense and your head feels blocked.
>You're about to finish but you're struggling to hold the sneeze back, your body shivers and your eye flutter as the sneeze draws closer.
>Unable to hold the sneeze any more, you let it go while you spray your bodily fluids.
>The force of the sneeze sends your juices a off into the distance.
>You rub your nose and lean back, feeling very relieved in two ways. So you let out a content sigh.
>"Oh, sweet Celestia, why?"
>You suddenly sit up to see Rainbow Dash had invited herself in at the wrong time.
>You both stare into each other's eyes in awkward silence.
>"A-Anon, why-"
"Why'd you let yourself in?" your voice becomes erratic and panicky.
>"The race.. Oh no... I gotta take a shower." She darts into your bathroom and you take the opportunity to put on pants and leave.
>You decide to not stick around.

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5) Twilight's Studies

>Clenching your hand into fist, you bash on Twilight's door for the fifth time now.
>You're getting sick of waiting.
>Spike opens the door, "Heh, sorry Anon. Twilight wouldn't let me answer until the library was cleaned."
>You just roll your eyes and step inside as Twilight is coming down the stairs.
>"Oh hello Anon, you're here." he says nervously, probably trying to avoid the fact that she left out there for half an hour.
"You didn't hear me about to kick down your door?"
>She gives you a sheepish grin. "Sorry, I was up studying until morning and the library got a li~ttle bit messy."
"It's fine."
>"Here take a seat" she magics a chair underneath your ass while she tries to get a few things organised.
>"Tea Anon?" Spike calls out.
"No tha-" you pause when you see the little dragon in a maid outfit and you assume it's some kind of fetish he has but you zone out trying to think of how he discovered it.
>"So Anonymous, shall we begin?"
"Hmm? Wha-"
>You're brought back to reality to an eager purple pony sitting before you.
>Twilight groans in frustration. "You said you'd tell me more about your world, remember?"
"Oh yeah, I was just in my own world."
>She brings over a quill, ink and paper with her magic grip before sitting in front of you with eager eyes.
"Alright, what did you want to know?"
>"Hmm, how about technology?"
>You then spend the entire afternoon talking to Twilight about your world, you did it already when you first arrived but not into this detail.
>Somehow Twilight made it enjoyable, were it anyone else you would of stopped but Twilight's company made it... Fun.
>She looks up from her notes and drifts off to the window, "Wow, it's gotten really late, the moon is pretty high up."
>You stand and stretch all your stiff joints with a satisfying sigh.
"I guess I better head home, I'll come around tomorrow morning to finish this."
>"Oh no-no-no. It's far too late, you can stay here the night."
"It's fine, my house isn't even that far."
>"Please Anon?"
>She goes full force with the begging; her ears droop, she gives big 'puppy dog eyes' and pouts her bottom lip with a slight quiver.
>Your heart can't take it so you give in.
"Fine."
>She gives a light squee before rushing off to get some pillows and a blanket.
>When she returns you create a small make-shift bed on the couch and you start talking about your world again then she asks "What were relationships like back on your world?"
"What?"
>"Like did you have special some... humans?"
"Well yeah but why did you want to know."
>She shrugs, "Curious."
"Okay, well of course we had relationships on my world and they were pretty much the same as here. No special mating rituals if that's what you're looking for."
>"Okay." her gaze carries over the room before returning to you, "Did you have a special some-human back home?"
"I've had a few before but I didn't have one before I came here."
>Her eyes light up but you don't notice, "Have you ever thought about getting a special somepony?"
"Uhh, why did you want to know about that?"
>"Curious, now answer the question."
"Well, uhh, yeah I've thought about it before."
>"Any pony in particular?"
>You just realised that her face has drifted very close to yours.
"Twilight?"
>"Anon, answer the question."
>He hoof begins to brush up your leg in a circular motion, she much not know your uneasiness because her hoof starts climb up in it's circular motion.
"N-no ,not really."
>You can now feel her breath against your lips, her mouth just hanging so close to yours.
>"That's a shame, because-"
"Hey, I'm really tired, maybe we should get some sleep."
>She looks deflated, no surprise why. She gives a nod and climb upstairs to her room while you climb into your couch bed, stare out the window and think about what an idiot you are.
>Time flies by while you watch the stars glisten in the night sky, you can't sleep.
>You keep thinking about earlier Twilight, you decide that you'll make it up to her but right now you've got to take care of something else.
>Despite saying no to Twilight, little Anon was more than trying to say yes. You were nearly betrayed by your body then.
>Like many times before you take it out and begin jerking. At one point Twilight drifts into your mind, you even call out her name just before you climax.
>As your semen flies into the air, the moon's light reveals a purple face standing at the end of the bed, wide-eyed and watching.
>Your bodily juices finds a landing, atop Twilight's mane. She either doesn't notice or doesn't care because she dives into your chest and wraps her forehooves around your neck.
>"Oh, Anon, I knew you felt the same." she tries to plant a kiss on you but you struggle and break free of her grip.
>The combination of her cum-filled mane and the creepy look she had when she watched you has you in a panic.
>You don't say anything, you just run out of there, even forgetting your pants.
>Despite the freezing cold air wrapping around your naked lower body, you push on until you reach home and dive under the covers.
>Twilight's face still remains etched into your mind.

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6)Rarity Strikes Back

>"Behold the Grrreat and Powerful TRRRIXIE!"
>A little fanfare melody plays as streamers and a few fireworks rocket off a wagon.
>Okay, this has caught your eye.
>You were walking through the market when this blue unicorn donning a starry wizard's hat and cape appears out of a wagon, well what was a wagon, it somehow turned into a stage now.
>The wagon stage looks pretty good. With a deep blue curtain, a few signs up the top of stars, planets and the unicorn's cutie mark.
>"Behold and marvel at Trixie's amazing magical abilities."
>She casts up a fireball which explodes into small, glowing bits of glitter.
>This mare now has your full attention. You walk up to the stage and take a seat. You don't notice but only a small few ponies are actually watching the performance.
>As you sit in awe of the magic she casts, Rarity takes a seat next to you.
>"I say Anon, you look like an excited little filly." she gives a giggle. You flinch a little because Rarity has been pissed ever since you ruined her mane with your love juice but she gives you a warm smile so you assume she's forgiven you. Her generosity must really know no bounds.
You give your focus back to Trixie, "Yeah, I don't have magic in my world remember? So magic is exciting to me and especially when it's as beautiful as this."
>"Yes, it is rather nice but alas I'd enjoy it more if it weren't for the mare."
"Why? What's wrong with her?"
>"Last time she came here she was rather unpleasant and nasty. She actually enslaved the town for a while."
You turn to her in shock, "Woah, she's THAT powerful!"
>"She had some bizarre amulet granting her that magic but it was also corrupting her."
"That's a little boring."
>Suddenly a firework explodes mere inches from your face so you jump backwards in terror. 
"WHAT THE-"
>"Who dares interrupt the Great and Powerful Trixie's performance?"
"Y-You nearly hit me in the face!"
>"Trixie was well in control, it was just a warning fire." 
"A warning? You could have blinded me with that."
>"Be silent and Trixie will not need to fire again. Understood, little human?"
>You sit there quietly and grit your teeth, you'd rather shut up than risk another shot like that blinding you.
>Rarity leans over and whispers, "Are you alright dear?"
"Yeah, just scared me" you whisper back with a coarse tone, "where are her manners?"
>"Ooh, Anon, where has this side been hiding all this time?"
"I've got an idea for a lesson, you in?"
>She gives it some thought before agreeing, "Yes, you can count me in."
>"Alright, meet me back here at midnight."
>You both sit back and enjoy the rest of the show with eager anticipation for Trixie's 'lesson'.
>After the show is over, you and Rarity decide to take off. Trixie calls out to you but you ignore it, you don't care what she has to say besides, you've got a lesson to prepare for.
>The day passes by quickly then and the moon is high in the sky. You're walking into the market once again when you see Rarity waiting for you. She gives you a wave as you walk up to her.
>"Greetings Anon, what you got there?"
"Glue and feathers." you give a grin and she gives you a deadpan stare.
>"We make her look like a chicken? Is that really the best you could come up with?"
"I'm guessing you've got a better idea?"
>She brings her hoof to her chin and thinks before a metaphorical light bulb appears. "Yes, I believe I do. Remember that time you... well you know... ruined up my mane?"
"Why are you bringing that up?" you ask behind your hands with shame.
>"Well, that took me dozens of washes to get it out and my mane smelt like that gunk for a week."
"I still don't see the point Rarity," you retort while trying to burrow your face deeper into your hands.
>'Why me?' is all that rings through your mind.
>"I'm saying we do to Trixie what you did to me," you look between a gap in your fingers to see her sporting a proud grin.
"No."
>"Do it this for me and I'll forget all about it."
"No."
>"Very well, I guess I've got a bit of juicy gossip to spread to everypony then." She begins to trot away and your heart goes into panic mode.
"OKAY! Okay, I'll do it."
>"That's more like it Anon."
"Let's get this over with."
>The two of you arrive at Trixie's wagon and you reach out to slowly open the door. It gives small squeaks on it's hinges so you go slower.
>"Go on," Rarity whispers with a nudge into your side.
"I'm going," making sure to emphasise your frustration in your tone.
>The two of you take the lightest steps you can muster but the wagon's floorboards still give low creaks under the pressure.
>"In there," she gesture to a large, golden door.
"Are you sure?"
>"There's 'Trixie's Room, Keep Out' written on it, so yes."
"Ah, right."
>Still take light steps, you creep over to the door and open it slightly before looking in to confirm Trixie is there. And she is, sleeping peacefully, for now.
>You open the door more before heading in.
"Don't look, this is weird enough as it is." you plead to Rarity before heading over to Trixie.
>"Yeah, yeah, just hurry it up will ya?"
>Wasting no more time, you undo your pants a little and notice little Anon is eagerly waiting.
>You take your mind of the situation and begin jerking just about Trixie's head.
>You pick up the pace, wanting this to be over and done with and it does the trick, you spray all over Trixie's mane and a little on her face. She stirs a little and your heart stops but she goes back to sleep unaware of her sticky situation.
>"Hehe, dreadfully sorry Anon but this is where I get my revenge for what you did to my poor mane."
>You can't even question what she means before Rarity slams the door shut, startling Trixie awake.
>"Hmm? What is the meaning of," She turns to you and get's a full view of your junk, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TRIXIE'S CABIN YOU FOUL CREATURE?!"
>Your heart stops and you freeze for the slightest second to process the situation you're in.
>You're dead.
>Struggling with your pants and nearly tripping over a nearby bed stool, you sprint out of there.
>Trixie is close behind, charging up her magic when she notices her mirror and stops.
>You manage to get out before Trixie let's out a blood-curling scream "TRIXIE'S MANE!"
>Diving into a nearby bush, you knuckle down and pray she doesn't see you.
>Peering out a hole you see Trixie burst out her wagon door.
>"And to think Trixie was going to apologise, come back here so Trixie may end your miserable life." she screams before darting off in a random direction which you take as the que to go in the opposite direction the moment she's out of sight.
>Fucking Rarity.

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