"Star 1 joke ending"
By SkippyfromRWBYg (https://pastebin.com/u/SkippyfromRWBYg)

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Created on: Sunday 1st of November 2015 12:25:54 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 06:11:46 PM UTC


>>77136502 (You)

"Ummm"
"Too late, it's happening! Sleepover!"
>Star has somehow gone past you and is getting comfortable in your bed
"Well I refuse to leave my bed so you'd better stay on your side"
>Luckily your bed is big, a hand me down from your parents
"Aww. Fine. Was hoping to cuddle for a little bit" 
"I'm sorry Star but girls are icky, can't do it"
>Luckily Star seems to be back to her usual bubbly self
"Hey Marco?"
"Yeah Star?"
"What is it you like so much about Jackie anyway?"
>That question was a bit out of left field
"Well she's...just...she really cool I guess?"
>Wow, you never realized that you don't have a solid answer to that
>Beyond what's superficial you don't really know Jackie at all
"Just cool?"
>Try to think of something dammit
"Well i guess I might be just imagining her as what I'd want her to be, but when you love somebody i guess you just kinda feel it you know?"
"Oh trust me Marco, I know" 
>Two can play at this game
"What do you like about Oscar?" 
"Ummmmm....he's cool? I'm not really interested in him anymore."
>You feel relieved for some reason
>Were you jealous of Oscar and only just now released it?
"Are you interested in anybody Star?"
"Well there's this one guy... he's really great and I love him but he's...focused on somebody else. I don't have the courage to tell him"
>You wonder who she's-Oh.
>OH.
>You. The realization hits like a ton of bricks.
>Star loves you
>And god dammit, you love her too. You've just been too distracted to realize it until now
"Well whoever he is, I know he'd be honored to have you around"
"I think you might already know him Marco"
"Oh really?"
"Yes. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
>You're violently thrown to the ground by the sound of trumpet music as Star suplexes you until you fall unconscious, the last thought before slipping into darkness:
"Who really WAS champ?"

The end