"Black Viper: No way out!"
By Logs_and_Tunnels (https://pastebin.com/u/Logs_and_Tunnels)

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Created on: Monday 11th of February 2013 07:49:09 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 12:00:18 PM UTC


>The town of Ponyville was cute. Too cute.
>It somehow felt wrong.
>It was like… the perfect model village.
>This whole world was perfect.
>Something was deeply wrong about this place!
>Why did the princess permit you to stay in this perfect world?
>You, the living nightmare!
>All those thoughts rushed through your mind as you followed Fluttershy.
>She led you out of town, and into the forest.
>It’s called Everfree Forest, if you recall right.
>You arrived at a small cottage.
>Fluttershy walked to the door and opened it.
>Inside, you were greeted by tons of woodland critters, which instantly gathered around Fluttershy.
>She looked at you and smiled.
>”Welcome Home, Anon!”
>You smiled. You already liked the shy little pegasus!
“Thanks again for letting me stay with you!”
>”It’s really not a problem. You seem nice, and I´m happy to help!”
>You walked over and patted her mane.
>She blushed and let out a small “eep”.
>Cute.
>Your stomach let out a loud growl.
>”My, my! Somep0ny is hungry I see!”
>You smiled, and Fluttershy let out a cute giggle, enough to make even a heart like yours melt.
>While she disappeared in the kitchen, you sat down on the couch and petted some of her animals.
>You thought about your situation.
>There were a few possibilities.
>A: You have been transported to a land of colorful peaceful ponies.
>B: You are dead, and this is heaven.
>C: You are in coma and hallucinating.
>Only time would reveal the right answer.
>Fluttershy returned with two sandviches.
“That looks delicious!”
>She blushed again.
>”Oh, you-“
>You took one of the sandviches and took a good bite.
>You swallowed.
>The taste that followed convinced you of possibility B.
“That’s the best sandvich I ever had!”
>Her blush only deepened.
>It was lettuce, tomatoes, salad, and some interesting dressing.
>The dressing tasted like… the wood itself? It was glorious, never the less.
>And also, there was the faintest hint of… musk? You weren’t sure about that one.
>Anyway, it was delicious!
“Wow, Fluttershy, what’s that dressing you used?”
>She giggled
>”It’s my secret ingredient!”
>”It’s made with a lot of love!”
“Well, whatever, it’s great!”
>”Oh, you’re going to taste that a lot in the future, hon!”
>Nicknames? Wut?
>You shrugged it off and devoured the sandvich.
“Well, I’m going to visit Twilight now, I want to learn some more about p0ny society!”
>You rose from the couch
>Fluttershy followed you to the door
>”Goodbye Hun, and have fun!”
>Strange.
>She kept calling you Hun.
>You assumed it was a joke at first, but now…
>Something was really wrong with this place.
>As you walked to Twilights, you noticed a construction site which had some fair progress on it.
>Wait a second.
>You have been about an hour with Fluttershy.
>And the site didn’t exist when you were walking to her place.
>Curiously, you walked over to examine it.
>About twenty earth ponies and unicorns were working on it.
>The foreman raised an eyebrow as you walked up to him.
>”Ah, you must be that human guy we build this abode for! I´m Sledgehammer!”
”I’m Anon. You are building that house pretty fast!”
>”Yes. The rush is personal order of the princess herself. You have some powerful friends, lad!”
>What? The princess was definitively planning something.
“Well, goodbye Sledgehammer, and good luck”
>”The house should be done by tomorrow!” he yelled after you and waved.
>Why did the princess do that?
>You shrugged it off and walked over to Twilights Library.
>You knocked the door, and you were greeted by Spike inside.
>”Hello Anon. How are you doing?”
“I’m fine, and you Spike?”
>You replied while walking in.
>”Oh I’m great! I finished my chores and can spend the rest of the day with Rarity!”
>Cute. The little dragon had a crush on the marshmallow.
>”Twilight! Anon is here!” Spike yelled.
>Twilight rushed down the stairs.
>Seems like someone is happy to see you.
“Hello Twilight!”
>”Oh, Hello Anon! What leads you to my library?”
“Well, I asked myself if you could teach me some things about p0ny society and history.”
>You swear she had an orgasm right on the spot.
>”I-I shall…. Teach… YOU? THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT!”
>Cute little dork.
>You spend the rest of the day with Twilight, and learned a lot about the p0nies.
>There were some surprises.
>The whole elements of harmony stuff.
>In exchange to the intel, you had to tell Twilight things about you.
>You left out the nasty bits. It’s enough that Celestia knows every of your memories.
>Celestia… your instincts told you that something was wrong with her letting you stay here…
>Anyways, you bid your goodbyes to Twilight with the promise to visit her again tomorrow, and left for Fluttershy’s cottage.
>You knocked on the door, and it opened just a tiny bit.
>”Who… who is there?”
“IT’S THE BIG BAD WOLF, AND I CAME TO EAT YOU, MWHAHAHAHA!”
>”Eep!” She immediately slammed the door shut!
>Your sides were orbiting Jupiter by that time.
>After catching yourself again, you knocked again and yelled:
“It’s just me, Anon! “
>She opened the door again and shot you a frown.
>”Don’t you ever scare me again like that!”
>You laughed even more and walked in.
“Ah geez, Shy, calm down!”
>She glared at you. She was so adorable when she was angry!
>You grinned, picked her up and hugged her.
>She let out another “eep”, but that turned into a squeal of joy as she hugged back.
>You patted her mane and held her close for some minutes.
>You sat her down.
>She was blushing madly.
“Oh, good news! You don’t need to bare my presence much longer, my house is finished tomorrow!”
>”A- already… oh…”
>She looked to the ground.
>You patted her head.
“Don’t be sad, I´ll visit you!
>Her face lighted up.
>”Oh, okay!”
>You let out a yawn.
“I think I´ll catch some sleep now. Good night Shy!”
>”Goodnight, Anon!”
>Fluttershy left the room for her own bedroom.
>You slumped down on the couch and dozed off.

>The next morning, you woke up with the sun shining directly in your face.
“Fuck you too, Celestia!”
>You murmured.
>”Good morning Anon!”
“Morning Shy!”
>Fluttershy entered the room with breakfast.
>Heavenly sandviches again.
>You had to find out what that dressing was!
>Loud knocks on the door ripped you out of your thoughts.
“I’ll get that!”
>You opened the door and the crazy pink one was there.
>”Hello Nonnie! How are you today? I hope you are happy! If not I can make you happy! I make everyp0ny happy!”
>She shot out words like a gatling gun.
“I’m glad to see you too, pinkie! What leads you here?”
>”Your housewarming party, silly!” She handed you a pink invitation card.
>Wait a second, only Fluttershy knew about the house… ah whatever, the pink one broke the laws of physics every day!
“Thanks for throwing a party for me, Pinkie!”
>”No problem Nonnie, I looooove parties!”
>She handed another card to the silent Fluttershy
>”Goodbye you two! I have to invite other ponies!”
>And with that, she zoomed off at the speed of Kenyans.
>You turned to Fluttershy.
“Shall we check out my house?”
>”I would love to come Anon, but I have to tend the critters, sorry”
>She hid behind her mane.
>You shrugged.
“See you at the party Shy!”
>And with that you walked of.
>You arrived at your house.
>It was simple, but good enough for you.
>You walked to the door and realized you had no keys.
>”Searching for those?”
>You turned around and faced the princess of the sun, levitating the keys with magic.
“Oh, Hello Princess! What leads you here?”
>”Oh, I wanted to make sure you like your new house”
>You took the keys and opened it.
>You stepped inside and Celestia followed you.
>The interior was nice enough.
>The furniture was already in place.
>Everything seemed nice.
>You walked upstairs and into the bedroom.
>Also nice.
>Suddenly, the door shut behind you.
>You turned around to see Celestia giving you… a sultry grin.
>Before you could ask what’s happening, you are pinned to the bed with magic, and Celestia starts to strip of her regalia.
“What are you doing princess?”
>Celestia chuckled.
>”Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to fuck you!
“Oh. So that’s the catch! I pleasure you, and you won’t kill me!”
>She walked over and caressed your cheek with her hoof.
>”Yes, that’s it.”
>Well, fuck!
>She stripped you naked with her magic.
>She then placed her head above your crotch.
>A blowjob? Maybe things won’t be that bad…
>She spread your legs with magic, and placed her horn in front of your anus.
“W- Wait... What are you doing?”
>She chuckled.
>”I said I am going to fuck you!
>NOPE!
>You struggled against t the magic, but it was helpless.
>Celestia laughed.
>And then she rammed the entire horn up ass!
>You felt your anus ripping and cried out in pain, tears flowing from your face.
>”How does that feel, bitch!”
>Celestia taunted you.
>Oh god the pain!
>She slowly slid it out and rammed it in again.
> And once again, you cried out in pain.
>She proceeded to do so for a while.
>It became easier with your blood lubricating her horn.
> First, it felt weird.
>And then…
>Then it felt… good.
>You cried even more about that fact.
>Your whyboner stood at full attention while Celestia proceeded to ram her horn into your anus.
>”Oh you sick fuck! You are enjoying this!”
>You felt Celestia’s hoof stroke your member.
>With the double pleasure, you were on the road to a fast climax.
>NO!
>THIS HAD TO END!
>Your arms were somehow free. Celestia focused her attention on destroying your anus.
>With a quick movement, you sat up, grabbed her neck and twisted it around!
>You heard a satisfying “crack”!
>”And what now, Anon?”
>Celestia adjusted her neck again.
>You were completely dumbstruck
>”Do you really think you can kill a goddess?”
>You let out an ear shattering scream as every single neuron in your body fired an intense pain signal.
>”Like it Anon?” The spell creates the illusion of pain! It’s the perfect torture!”
>The pain subsided.
>”How does that feel Anon? To know that you, the great killer, has no chance to stop me from raping you? HOW DOES THAT FEEL, KILLER?
>She orgasmed violently after taunting you.
>She squirted her juices all over your leg.
>Then, she pulled the horn out of your butt.
>It was covered in shit and blood.
>”Oh, look at the mess you made, Anon!”
>She moved her head to yours and presented you the horn.
>”CLEAN IT!”
“N- No!”
>You sobbed weakly.
>Again, you felt the intense pain as she tortured you.
>You stuck your tongue out and licked the shit-blood mixture of her horn.
>She grinned at you.
>”You should clean yourself, your party starts in two hours! See you there!”
>With that, she teleported away.
>You rushed to the toilet and vomited your soul out.
>After that, you broke down in the shower, curled up in fetal position and cried silently as the water washed over you.
>You were wrong.
>This wasn’t heaven.
>This was hell.