"one of those days"
By GhostKid (https://pastebin.com/u/GhostKid)

URL: https://pastebin.com/GZdS5EvP
Created on: Friday 23rd of March 2012 03:31:04 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 09:16:41 PM UTC


>its been one of those days
>fluttershy kidnapped you after drugging your breakfast
>applejack took you from her with her trusty lasso
>rainbow dash in turn rescued you and hid you in the clouds
>twilight saved you with her magic as you fell through the clouds
>Rarity spirited you away by fast-talking spike
>and pinkie pie out of nowhere came to contest rarity over you
>now you're running out of town like you stole something while 6 horny p0nies chase you down
>and yet
>you wouldnt have it any other way


>what the fuck is wrong with you, anyway?