Time Laid

An aborted idea since the character was too much like the protagonist of Straight to Belle. Some unrepentant pedo is going to Hell because the benevolent worldgov started executing people for collecting foalcon, when the Cutie Mark Crusaders break into Hell by sneaking into the (now mostly empty) Tartarus, and using one of Twilight’s time travel spells. Then they feed the protagonist the red pill, so that instead of signing on with Hellfire and Damnation, he ends up going to Equestria as a young colt. The CMC are doing this ostensibly to avoid paradox, but more pertinently because their young filly selves back then are completely naive about sexuality, and they wouldn’t have gotten as much D if the protagonist hadn’t been there to educate and deflower them all. Shameless self indulgence, never really got past the “Ew, Hell is gross” chapter.