>>6299560 It's still there in [url=https://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/746663]an unpublished chapter[/url]. I'm not sure if that means you can see it or not. I haven't the slightest idea how to set a password, if that's necessary. You can also find some links to more of my stuff that isn't quite here yet, on [url=https://www.fimfiction.net/user/dinkyseviltwin]my user page[/url]. >>6299646 I've heard of stories with Sweetie as Rarity's daughter, but... oddly never an orphan. It's an interesting notion, certainly. And you may have been the first to come up with it! Hurry and write a story about it! >>6299791 OKAY SWEETIE BELLE WHO IS CERTAINLY NOT A MAN TIME FOR YOUR GYNECOLOGY EXAM HERE COMES THE SPECULUM >>6300087 Sometimes what feels like it shall be your most mountainous accomplishment produces little more than a few plops in the bowl. >>6301879 There's a difference between finding someone's wallet, buying luxury items and wrecking their credit, than finding someone's wallet, buying yourself lunch because you're too poor to afford it yourself, and then apologizing afterwards. Is it really so obvious that asking every pony for help would solve all her problems, as opposed to making things worse? >>6303290 Alright, sorry for taking your time. If you ever have trouble solving your problems on your own, I just want you to know that I still think you're a good person, and I wouldn't hold it against you. >>6303718 It was either that or rhyme buried with worried. >>6312597 Or maybe it's Twilight's light spell, which is purple colored. >>6341988 I'm sure it'll be any minute now! Aaaaany minute.... >>6383378 Well, I would have made her a champion of justice who selflessly sacrifices for the greater good, epitomizing the nature of a noble and inherently virtuous humanity, but it was more fun making her a reject who failed society's uncaring expectations, with poor self control and an inferiority complex the size of Texas. >>6387516 Are you sure, because when I look at it I mostly see a lot of staring off into space, with the occasional plot, or plot. >>6388496 It's not his size that counts, it's how he uses it! >>6394977 Oh I had forgotten where that word came from... >>6404905 I sure hope not. I'm 16 chapters in and not even a week has passed! >>6418907 He will get all the nuzzles! >>6419050 There's [i]so[/i] much I want to do when she's fully ambulatory. >>6419066 You know it. >>6419212 I'm sure Sweetie Belle would love your cooking. :unsuresweetie: >>6419361 I'm trying to give an impression of someone's unfiltered thoughts, which may be incomplete, confused or even downright crazy. Without making it totally unreadable of course. So on one hand yes I was trying to write that in a way that doesn't explain enough to make sense, but on the other hand there is a grain of truth to it. Perhaps if the main character were carefully composing a thesis for presentation, she would make a lot more sense than if she just had a random realization in her head at the social ramifications of sexed bathrooms. Or perhaps she would still sound crazy to you. I guess we'll never know! >>6419671 So fucked up, but so hilariously fucked up... >>6419916 Sure thing, just soon as I finish all these comments, and revise it again, and wait for the story post button to respond, and try again a half dozen times before it takes. >>6420338 What many don't consider is that innocence and discretion are polar opposites. >>6419106 Every time I see one of these I want to ask that if you found yourself in her position, would you always make the right choice and not make mistakes due to being scared shitless? She has some serious trust issues, but she's also living every moment in an alien body, in an alien world, and everything she thought she knew was certain has been thrown into disarray. But yes, it's definitely the wrong way to do things. The right way would have been to tell Twilight while she had the chance, possibly taking her aside so Rarity doesn't freak out. And also to never be tempted by the curiosity of what it feels like to masturbate. Talk to the princesses, learn everything's safe and nobody's going to react irrationally. Or you might end up being like in Celestia Hates Tea and everything goes straight to hell the moment you open your mouth. >>6419259 Oh I think Ace is going to be fine. He's just a little stymied by her abused behavior. >>6420728 It's Thursday. >>6420962 I have no idea, but I'm sure it was really dramatic. >>6421350 Now I have some idea! But still not much of one. It's not a random plant monster, but whether its nature is a reference you'll just have to wait and see, or check my user page for in progress stuff. >>6421847 She had to gently close the door, too. >>6422315 Garbage Day! :twistnerd: >>6422638 Oh sure, just because they sicced a giant plant monster on Ponyville [i]once[/i] now everyone points the hoof whenever another one shows up. >>6422740 Oh you're gonna hate chapter 21. >>6423046 Seems like she's fucked, along with the greater population of Ponyville! >>6423627 Well uh, Tuesday had a cucumber and lettuce sandwich for lunch? >>6425196 Everypony's gettin' [spoiler]A BRAND NEW CAR![/spoiler] >>6426975 Just, for instance I have to wait for the emoticons to load every time I want to use them. The Save button doesn't really work. It's just an overly complicated design, and they run into edge conditions a lot. Needs a simple API. >>6427046 It just killed me how long it took to get to that point. I wanted to tell everyone it was no big deal and she was fine, but I just had to write the darn thing. >>6433662 No Sweetie Belle, you are the demons >>6463720 How the hay do you colorfully swear to Princess Celestia anyway? It's already a pretty colorful name!