S: Alright, so I’m your sitter now. Your parents put me in charge, so what I say goes. B: Uh huh. S: They want me to make sure you get your homework done, and have a nutritious dinner without any snacks. B: Whatever. S: But you don’t give a fuck about your homework, and broccoli makes you want to hurl, right? B: ...what? S: So we’re gonna get your homework done, as painlessly as possible, and I’m gonna do my best to make broccoli stop tasting so awful for you. I bet I can totally do it. B: No you can’t. Broccoli *is* awful! S: But first, we’re gonna play a little game to get to know each other better. I wanna prove I’m on your side, and give you a little something to look forward to. B: Okay? Can’t I just go watch TV? S: Sure, as long as I get to watch it with you. But you have to play my game first, okay? B: R-really? I could just watch cartoons? S: You don’t even know how cartoons are tricking you, kid. You can watch ‘em, and I’ll show you all the ways they’re tricking you. But you have to trust me first, and I wanna play my game first. Don’t worry it feels awesome. I bet you’ll like it just as much as cartoons. B: Okay, so what’s the game? S: You have a bedroom? We can do it anywhere, but on your bed is the best way to start. B: Sure, it’s right over here. S: Oh, I’m so excited. I love this game too. It’s the greatest thing ever to a grownup like me. B: Really? S: Yeah, I hope I can be your sitter when puberty hits. You’ll fucking *love* it, then. B: Puberty’s when I get older, right? S: Puberty’s when your body starts getting ready to have kids of your own. Now give me a tour of your room! ... B: And that’s my favorite comic, because it’s a team-up between the greatest superheroes ever! S: That is pretty awesome, though why didn’t Superman use his X-ray vision to see into the fortress? B: I uh... S: It was probably X-ray proof. Anyway, let’s play my game now! You ready? B: I guess so. S: I wanna ask you something first. Did your parents or teachers ever tell you anything about the place between your legs, here? B: Um, besides potty training? S: Well, you can’t just go touch someone there, right? B: O-oh yeah, it’s a no-no place. I’m not supposed to let people touch it. S: Well your parents left me in charge, and what I say goes, so I say you can let me touch it whenever you want. B: Okay? But why? S: You can touch my place as much as you want too. I wanna show you what my body’s like down there. Did you know I don’t have a penis? B: You don’t? I–I mean S: Yeah, all the girls at your school? Not a single one of them has a penis there. They have what I got. So let me show you, and when you look at their dresses or whatever, you’ll know what’s under them. B: Okay, I guess. I didn’t think there was anything special there. S: Just watch. ...see there, between my legs? B: There’s nothing there! S: Yep, no penis or anything. You wanna touch it? It’s really warm and soft down there. B: Okay? I mean if it’s okay... S: You bet! B: ...there’s a thing down there. S: I’m really warm and soft though, right? B: Yeah, but you have a... wet place? S: That’s my pussy. Don’t worry it’s not pee, and it’s supposed to be wet. B: It’s just soft and... oh, oh I’m sorry! S: No it’s... it just feels good when you put your fingers in there. Can I touch your place, too? B: Uh, y-yeah I just... pull my pants down? S: Yeah, leave your underwear on. Now check this out. B: ...you’re touching it through the underwear, y-you’re putting your fingers in the... place. S: It’s called your fly. You know your penis feels really warm and soft, too? B: ...you keep squeezing it. Nhh... S: Feels pretty good, huh? How about you take off your underwear now, and we can *really* touch it. B: ...okay, so you’re just gonna touch it with your fingers? S: At first yeah. ...oh, you’ve got these cute little balls down here. I don’t have any balls, so I don’t usually get to touch them. You have them though, ‘cause you’re a boy. B: Y-yeah... S: I’m gonna touch your boy penis again. Ohh, this’s the place where the pee comes out, and your little shaft feels soft, and a little rough underneath. ... B: It... it feels strange. S: It’s because you’re getting an erection. See how your penis’s getting longer, and thicker? It’s getting engorged, they call it. Every beat of your heart pumps more blood into it, making it grow bigger and stiffer. B: ... unh... it keeps squeezing in there. I don’t think it can get any thicker! S: Go ahead, squeeze in there while I hold it in my fingers. Ooh, it’s flexing against me, and you’re doing it. B: A-again? Wow it’s f-flexing. You like that? S: I’ll show you what I like. I need to sit on your bed, and I want you to bring that erect penis over here. Stand right between my legs like this. ... B: Oh, I can... I can touch you *with* my penis. R-right? S: Perfect. I want you to push your penis in where it’s the wettest. See how much of it you can get inside me. B: W-wow it feels really... wow! I just... it just went all the way in! S: Right up to your cute little balls, pressing up against my pussy, huh~? B: W-why is my penis *inside* of you? S: Well the baby’s gotta get in my tummy somehow. B: What? S: Try pulling out just a little, not enough to pull all the way out, then push in again. Oh, yes... that feels good for me too. And again... and again... oh wow, it’s *happening* to you. B: W-what is? S: What you’re doing is called mating, breeding, fucking, or sex. You keep thrusting your penis into me, and it feels better... and better. I—I feel it too. Wow you’re sliding all inside me. B: Y-you’re really ...slidey! S: I’m wet for you~ to make it easier for you to fuck me. It’s okay if you can’t... stop. Just... do it as long as you need to. Oh oh faster and f-faster. Just *grab* me and push... into me. ... B: It’s... tingling so much! I can’t— S: You’re doing great, ohhh! Just *only* think of your... penis and how it’s... *deep* inside me. I’m *hot* in there, like an *oven.* B: I love this so much... ... B: It’s—tingling more! F-filling me up nnh! S: Ohh you’re so gorgeous, kid. It’s taking you. Let it fill you up. Let it happen to you. B: Nnh! Nhh! Nhh! S: It’ll... feel like you’re falling... rushing outta you. Making you thrust...deep and *hold* it in there. Keep thrusting. Make it oh... ohh... B: I—can’t... stop...aaahh! S: Oh, yes!! B: hnh nh nh... S: You’re orgasming, deep inside me. I felt it. Your penis just started jerking in me, and you couldn’t stop. B: I... yeah. I just... wow. S: You’re here in your own room. You just came in a girl for the first time on your own bed. Came to orgasm. B: Orgasm? S: That’s what it’s called, what just happened to you. B: It felt... good. I don’t know S: It’s okay if you can’t describe it. You can do this to me as much as you want. B: I um... it doesn’t feel... S: You don’t have to keep thrusting. It takes boys a while to recharge. Can you feel your penis getting softer? It’s going back to normal now. B: Oh, yeah it is hanging... w-wow it’s all gooey. S: Yeah, I’m pretty gooey in there. All that goo makes sliding feel incredible! B: It really does! S: So, until you’re ready for more, how about we tackle some of your homework assignments? ... B: I love... this gonna... with my penis...! S: That’s it, just let it go. Fill me up with your orgasm. B: I feel so... so good, I want it... ahhhnh! S: There you go. Just let it happen to you in there. You’re doing such a good job! B: nh nh nh nh... ... It became this unspoken thing they did, soon as his parents were away. His babysitter would lay on his bed, and he’d climb on top of her and fuck her until he orgasmed. She actually helped him with his homework, and so help him, he was starting to like broccoli. Then he hit puberty and things got absolutely awesome. S: Ooh, your penis’s up to an inch longer than it was last year! And just as much around, you’re getting so thick. B: Yeah... um... can I fuck you or... S: Hold on, I felt you do something in me last time, and I wanna make sure it’s what I think it is. Just sit here and relax, I’ll give you a little lap ride. ... B: Ohhh it’s—! S: You’re *just* about to climax, huh. If I keep thrusting instead of *pressing* you deep into my *pussy* and *grinding* against you, it’ll happen to you. B: Y-yeah please S: I wanna see what it looks like when you orgasm though. Your penis might have started ejaculating. B: Ejaculating...? S: But we can’t see into my hips, so I’m gonna finish you with my *hands* and *mouth*. B: Mouth?? S: Yeah, I’m gonna pull off of you, leaving that ooh poor penis just aching to cum in that vagina of mine. Ooh yeah, you’re trying to thrust into my vagina, and my vagina wants you in there, but I gotta see this, and show you. B: P-please hurry—ohh! S: I’m gonna... lick all my juices... right offa you. Slide your gooey stiff penis in my hand. Yeah, that’s right... thrust into my hand. See the head of your penis just... sticking up there? Feels like it’s swelling bigger, ready to orgasm in my vagina. I’m gonna kiss it, right on your pee place. B: Oh... Unh... ohhh... S: You’re gunna orgasm. I want you to cum hard as you can. This is what your penis is doing inside me. This’s your own penis, *cumming.* ... S: Your balls are tight against your shaft. Your body’s ready to— B: Nhhh! S: There you—oh wow! B: Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! S: Did you see that? You’re ejaculating! You have semen now! B: Y-yeah... that’s okay? I didn’t even know it was... S: I’m so gooey inside, it’s hard to tell when you add to it. But you’re ejaculating, my little man. Getting all grown up. B: Aww, but what’s ejaculating? S: When men orgasm, after their penises start growing up, this stuff starts squirting out of them. It’s called semen. That’s why you really have to take a break, because you got a gland inside you that needs to refill with semen before you orgasm again. So it just means you’re starting to get all grown up! You’re gonna sound like a man soon, with a man’s penis, when you have sex with me the incredicool way. You already know how you’ve been wanting it more and more. Well when you’re a man fucking a woman, it’s gonna be the greatest thing ever. And I love how big and thick you’re getting. You can stretch me wide, which is just what my pussy loves to do. B: Yeah I love to... and hug you after... and your breasts... S: That’s it, just pull back my shirt and suckle at the... oh. ...my nipples got so huge, when I was a... little girl, and my breasts started growing. I started wanting a boy to hold me and suckle them, so I could hug him, and let him cum inside me. ... B: I... I’m gonna... S: You remember your semen firing outta your penis last time. Imagine *shooting* it into me. You’re gonna... push deep and... lookit my pussy where you’re gonna... pump it into me, right here. ...you can’t even... hold back you’re gonna... do it *hard* as you can. B: Hanhhh! S: That’s it... fill me up. Put your semen into my vagina. I can feel it... ... B: It’s gonna... I’m gonna... ejaculate! S: Do it I... I want every drop deep inside. Oh oh oh... B: Ohh thank you, it’s happening my whole... penis... nnnhh—! S: Good job, little man. B: hnh nh nh nh... S: I feel you doing it in there. I’m gonna keep your semen inside me. Tomorrow, you can look at my hips, and... with my pants on, and your semen will *still* be in there. B: Y-yeah and last week... S: And your semen from last week. A little piece of you is inside me now, doing wonderful things to me. B: Like what? S: Like making me feel good! Ohh your penis feels *amazing* and so big these days. B: ...can I suckle? B-before I pull out? S: I dunno, can you? There you go, just kiss it and feel the softness of my... breast. Your penis’s still inside me, little man. Just let it soften in there, where it’s nice and warm. I’ll hold you in my arms, and be soft and wet for you... B: Mmm... ... B: I can’t stop... putting semen into... into your... vagina! S: You’re in a... girl. You’re gonna... spurt your semen into... me. Lookit where you’re pushing... deep and ahh! Squirting! B: unnnnghhh... S: My little man... deep inside, letting it all squirt out, impregnating your woman. B: What’s... impregnating... S: I’ll tell you in about six months. ... B: I put *what* inside you?! S: Yup, that’s why my belly’s like this. Feels pretty cool, huh? B: I-it’s bigger um... yeah pretty cool. But—what?! *** B: Are you okay?! S: Yeah, just... cervix’s still dilating. Wow, would you look at the size of that thing... your baby’s just gonna slide outta me now, right? B: I–I don’t know! S: Look at me, turning into a... baby birther. I can’t stop dilating, and squeezing. Notta pregnant girl anymore, turning into a mom. Wanna push this baby out more and more. I wanna give birth all over ya. So catch the... the baby when I *need* to unh... fire it out my... spread my legs and *birth*~