Derp: Did you ever wonder where babies are made?

Dink: Uhh I don’t think so. Babies are made?

Derp: Well, you grow bigger every day, so think back to when you were smaller. How much smaller were you?

Dink: I don’t know.

Derp: Could you have been the size of a ball? Of a hoof? Did you know you were so tiny you could have sat on the point of a needle, and it would’ve been like a big flat table to you?

Dink: That’s silly! How could I have been that small?

Derp: We’re made up of very tiny things, actually, a whole bunch of them. They’re called cells. Tons of teeny little bubbles living together. You know your fur is made by a single cell? Just a little dot inside you, that is the end of a hair, that a hair grows out of, until it’s just the right length. Every single one of your hairs has a special cell for growing it.

Dink: Wow, that’s… really? But I have so much fur!

Derp: That’s how tiny cells are! And that’s how you grow: your cells take in your food and get bigger, then when they’re bigger than a tiny dot, they split into two cells! All your cells are like… bloop! Then you get a teeny bit bigger, and more like a mare.

Dink: I guess that makes sense.

Derp: So that’s how you were so small! You were just one single little tiny cell, that went bloop, and split into two. Then they each ate more, and split into two, so now you have four cells, see?

Dink: Oh, okay.

Derp: And it kept happening and happening, until you had all the cells you have today, making you the bestest most adorable filly in all the land!

Dink: Mo-om…

Derp: I mean it! But I’ll stop teasing you. I just wanted to say that the world is a dangerous place for one tiny little cell. Your skin protects you, and your body knows how to fight colds, and you can defend yourself with your horn, but when you were a cell you didn’t have any of that!

Dink: Oh, I guess not. So I just… um… sat there, blooping?

Derp: Not without my help! That’s why I’m your mommy. You sat there blooping, safe as can be, right in my tummy.

Dink: You ate me?

Derp: No, silly. I have another place in me called a womb, where my body fed you and nurtured you, and you grew bigger and bigger in there.

Dink: How did you do that?

Derp: Oh it was easy. I did a special thing with a colt I liked, and then my body started doing that all on its own. All I knew was I’d get a little tired, and my belly started swelling up big, because there was a filly growing bigger inside of it.

Dink: I wasn’t… inside of you, was I?

Derp: It’s hard to remember when you’re that small and young, sorry. But yeah I swear you were. See?

Dink: Your… pee place?

Derp: My fillyhood! That’s the way into my womb, just like my mouth goes to my stomach. Not just pee. You have a fillyhood too, and a womb inside you!

Dink: I do?

Derp: Yeah! If you want to become a mommy you can do that wonderful thing with a colt, and then your belly will just start getting bigger all by itself. Then you can tell your filly that she was inside you.

Dink: Wow, that’s neat! Can I?

Derp: Well, it’s a little hard sometimes, but it is a lot of fun. I don’t see why you couldn’t! You want to be just like mommy? We can both be mommies, then!

Dink: Yeah!

Derp: You need a colt to get it started though. You know any nice colts at school?

Dink: Well, um… I dunno, some are… nice I guess?

Derp: How about Rumble? He seems like a nice colt!

Dink: Yeah, he’s really… cool.

Derp: Ask him if he wants to come over. Say there’s a really fun game you wanna try, but you need a colt to do it.

Dink: What game is it?

Derp: Well, tell him your mom said it’s a really fun game, but she wants to keep it a surprise.

Dink: I can maybe do that.

…

Rumb: So… the game is on the bed?

Derp: Yup! Hop on, and don’t worry about messing up the sheets.

Rumb: So we’re just jumping on the bed?

Derp: Even better. You’re gonna be fucking on the bed!

Rumb: What’s fucking?

Derp: Well, lay on your back. I’ll show you and Dinky how it works.

…

Derp: See, Dinky? This is Rumble’s penis. Colts have this special thing that comes out of them, and these two special little balls.

Rumb: B-but it’s just how I pee?

Derp: Not right now, it isn’t! Dinky’s gonna make your penis big and long, and then you can put it inside her. Something really cool is gonna happen to you, and you’re gonna start ejaculating into her.

Rumb: Ejaculating?

Derp: Yep! Your penis isn’t just for pee. It’s also to go inside fillies, and pump your semen into them.

Rumb: You’re teasing me!

Derp: No, I’m serious! You wanna help him get… ready to put a foal in you, Dinky?

Dink: I–I guess so. Sorry Rumble, I don’t really know what we’re playing either, but Mommy knows how to make me be a mommy, so I think we should try it.

Derp: Just pet his penis with your hoof, very softly. Use the pad. It’s okay to touch him, that’s what you’re supposed to do.

…

Dink: Oh, it’s… swelling?

Rumb: I… I can’t stop it from coming out!

Derp: Yeah, you need it to come way out, so you can get your semen deep inside Dinky s possible. The deeper, the better!

Dink: I can’t believe this can go inside me. Y-your penis is getting really big and long. I um… I think it’s really cool that you have a… penis. I never get to touch um… them since I don’t have one.

Rumb: It’s cool, but it feels kind of funny. Really… achey?

Derp: That’s your body aching to cum inside a filly. You wanna get as achey and worked up as you can. Um. Pause for a sec, Dinky, and show him your fillyhood.

Dink: O-okay?

Derp: Lift your tail, yeah. No really get close to him.

Rumb: I-I-I um

Derp: Pretty amazing, isn’t it Rumble? See her little slit back there? That’s where your penis goes. I bet it smells pretty good to a colt. Her scent makes you want to put your penis in there.

Rumb: It doesn’t smell bad! It smells like… sorry, Dinky. I-it smells like you, just… spicier?

Derp: You smell like that to her, too, where your penis is. It’s all very scientific. Try just barely touching your tongue to her slit, see how that feels.

Dink: Ah!

Rumb: …oh, it’s soft.

Derp: Touch it with your tongue again. See if you can open her slit, and feel around inside it.

Rumb: O-okay.

Dink: Really? You’re just gonna-AaAaA?

Derp: Just let him, Dinky. Rumble’s gonna love how you taste down there. And I know it feels strange, but I bet it’s making you feel achy inside too?

Dink: Yeah it… does Rumble feel like this?

Derp: Sort of. Imagine something long and thick, stretching you wide in there, and pushing deep.

Dink: Hnh…

Derp: You see my fillyhood, Dinky? You’re not aching for that. You’re aching for a penis to fill you and slide up deep.

Dink: Yeah…

Derp: Well, Rumble’s penis is aching for a fillyhood, for the secret way into your womb called a vagina. His penis can fit in there, and that’s what he’s aching for. You wanna be filled, but um… Rumble, imagine you’re pushing your hips against hers, and you can feel your penis sliding inside her. You’ll feel her all around you, really hot and wet.

Rumb: Ohhh my penis is so achy and hard.

Derp: Keep at it, Rumble. You want her to be just as achy as you are. That’s it, Dinky. Rock back against him while he licks you. Let the ache fill you up, like you’re… hungry for his penis, but with your fillyhood, not your mouth.

Dink: He’s… he’s putting his tongue inside! I think! It’s going… deep!

Derp: Ha, that’s nothing. But he can put his tongue deep as he wants, maybe even feeling how hot you are inside.

Dink: Hot…?

Derp: You’re like a warm little oven, ready to warm his penis up and make him ejaculate. Can you feel like, like you’re melting back there?

Dink: Yea…yeah…

Derp: You’re getting wet. That’s what happens to fillies who are ready to become a mommy. Your body’s getting ready to… to grow a foal inside you. Feel good?

Dink: It’s weird it… ahh! He keeps… won’t stop licking…!

Derp: It’s okay, Dinky. My little mommy. You’re all ready to be a mommy now. All Rumble has to do is put his penis inside you, and ejaculate.

Dink: Oh this is wonderful…

…

Derp: Okay Rumble, you’re ready to put a foal in her.

Rumb: (shllpop) I–I am?

Derp: Your penis is big and hard, isn’t it? And Dinky is wet as she can be. It’s time she felt your real penis, not just your tongue. And it’s time you felt her vagina. It’s inside her, and she wants you to feel it so bad.

Dink: I… I do! I guess I… just want something!

Derp: You need to mount her, Rumble. Just rear up to grab her hips in your forelegs, then pull her hips against yours, gently. Gently, that’s right.

Dink: It’s… it’s touching me!

Rumb: She’s so… you’re so… round! I don’t know what I’m… feeling

Derp: She doesn’t have a penis, does she? No balls, just a soft little filly slit, loving and accepting, and… wanting to take you in.

Dink: I do want it! It’s weird. I feel empty back there, Rumble! I’m gonna get a… foal in my belly!

Derp: Just move your penis like… this, Rumble. Yes and lift it up so the tip rubs against her slit.

Rumb: Oh wow… my penis is so big! That little slit can just… I can put it in there?

Derp: Just nestle the tip of your penis in there. Your body’s ready to put a foal in Dinky now. It’s not gonna let you stop anymore, until you’re deep inside her, and filling her with your semen. I bet you can’t even hold back. You have to push against her, and slide it in.

Dink: Oh, mommy! I feel him… stretching just like you said! And sliding!

Derp: Yes, the sliding is the most wonderful part. Sliding deeper and (whump) oh, looks like he’s as deep in you as he can go!

Dink: Yeah…

Derp: You feel him in there? That’s where his penis’s gonna start squirting this gooey semen into you. It’ll stay in you, and search for the secret egg that you have, and turn it into a foal. (touches her belly) Oh, my little mommy has an egg inside her, ready to become a foal.

Dink: I have an egg in me. He’s gonna…

Rumb: You’re hot, Dinky! You’re… she was right! You’re a oven and it’s really amazing!

Derp: Now you need to pull out of her, Rumble. Just a little bit. Just enough so you can slide into her again. Perfect! And you’re doing it again, perfect. That’s called thrusting. Keep doing it, and you’ll feel better and better until you ejaculate. Then you’ll start filling Dinky’s fillyhood with semen, coming right outta your penis. You’ll be holding her, feeling your semen go into her, while she changes into a mommy, with a foal. Her body is so close to being a mommy, she wants it so bad. And you need to make her one. Yes, thrust! Oh good job, Rumble! Just think of her insides now, and what you’re gonna do to her. And Dinky, think of the sliding, and what it’s gonna feel like when he stops sliding, and semen starts coming out of his penis, deep inside you.

…

Dink: Oh… oh… oh! I feel the! Semen! Ohh Mommy…

Derp: You’re the mommy now, cutie. Now your filly’s gonna be getting pregnant, just like this, while her colt squirts his semen into her.

Dink: Hnh… I’m a… I’m a mommy, Mommy!

Rumb: I… I’m holding her, and I felt my semen going into her. It just… came out of me. Ohh Dinky.

Dink: My vagina loves your penis, Rumble…